Sounds way too difficult. Let's just assassinate someone instead.
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Assassinations? No, this thread is exclusively for making people disappear. You want "CONSPIRACY] ITT we plot an assassination [CLANDESTINE]".
hocus pocus piggle pie locus
Let's make my penis disappear into a tight butthole.
Friendship is magic, but I never succeeded in making a magic trick even though I do have friends.
Gayness up your anus
The Elitist Superstructure declines to comment on these disappearances.
The Elitist Superstructure declines to comment on allegations of extraordinary rendition.
The Elitist Superstructure declines to comment on the alleged operation of black sites, re-education camps or the existance of high-levels of tanasinn in children's vaccines.
The Elitist Superstructure's refusal to comment on these allegations is a matter of policy and does not advocate any position other than a refusal to comment.
I shall now disappear, and then I shall reappear!
Like... so!
And... voilà!
...ah, crap.
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA