Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
I wonder what siex feels like
Smoking some hash.
Report to the castration chamber immediately as we have decided to depeen you.
thungness: the quality of flaccid penile length that cannot be contained by thong swimwear or underpants
I hit refresh captcha but the captcha it gave me wasn't very funny.
Look there, upon the kalement of the plant fortress.
fir is one of the best kinds of tree.
instead of just opening my fly, sometimes it's fun to pinude.
Help! The kappa is trying to steal my bunorb!
Imma fuck N'keesha and imma fuck Shadeen.
I like to try to detheme books. It makes reading them more enjoyable.
You don't have to be so kurt about it.
Remember the days when these only cost a quawter?
Satori de pon!
we accept you unuve us.
Oh you're going to that dragon party? Is it going to be laid-back or will it be more of a drave?
ugust inoche
The "excellent proposition" turned out to be a mere ducetion.
His sword was sharp, his shield was polished, his mace was macely.
I have a thing for student-on-thaitcher.
"And then I climaxed, leaving both walls embellished with jizzment, haha!"
This is a late mole. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an exmole!
He was unfortunate enough to have invested a lot of money in Tanzanian rewabe
Sometimes I have nightmares about knocking up some girle. Having a kide before marriage really scares me.
mo onii-chan tteba
Don't taze me bro
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I've decided gluten is bad for me; now, sadly, bread is my weattness
WO CAO NI MA LAO WAI! china strong!
What a duzz
When I play Street Fighter is play gen
... I've got to ask you about the pen is mightier.
What's a safution? Can you eat it?
I accidentally tore my pants in half today. The one half is gone so now all I have is the one jean.
Uhh, if it's not too much trouble, could you please undick this loli?
Ok but only if i can continue embracing her; she's just too hawngable.
Chad and Mick? Last I saw they were jocking around in the weight room.
inope when I see spiders
I tried to get into the Jethro Tull concert in 1971 but I was told I didn't have enough tullness
You foycker!
10 years since taze classic of song, Chocolate Rain.
The Great Barrier Reefe is rapidly decaying due to global warming.
He is dead [b]jime[/b].
i want some corn on dekob
This vertical honey came straight from the skaighive
These peas are good, but they're a little bit peamly
My cum is now a dried crust on the handkerchief and is exum.
Hello, yes, this is Dungeon Pest Control, I'm here to help you deelf the premises.
Hello, yes, this is Popeye Pest Control, I'm here to help you deblute the premises.
Americans have been drifting farther apart for decades. This faration must be stopped!
I love my kate!
I'm going to thrust my manhood infag.
I'm so nervous! I'm gonna reitch!
hi
deud, that's aweseom.
Intredasting. Johnny, call the coroner over here immediately. We're gonna have to inspesp this body for the clues.
That's inufe! I'm sick and tired of all the bullshit
I'll go to the gym today.
Oh crumbs, I just dropped my ice cream on the tulfment.
I have a fancy car but I donft know how to spell it.
Today Ifm going to the mechanic foporsh repairs.
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.
( EցE) wouy ass
step 2: flelbidge the wibgottle
My underwear is lodged firmly in my buttock crevasse; I urgently need to unwige
One Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justetion for all.
the father, the son, and the hoyly spirit
Sadori de bon!
No one's going to want to post on this board with all this dedage
I put on my cape and wizard hat.
In German, a small/young frut is called a frutchen.