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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 12:11

don't forget to pick up your dad from the vets

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 12:19

O2 Rewards: You've claimed your rewards and we will add £1.50 extra credit to your mobile within the next 24 hours. Keep topping up to get 10% rewards back.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 12:34

Happy Halloween! Domino's Monster Weekend is BACK! Large pizza only 5.99 collected! OptOut text STOP to [some number]relo

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 13:11

Don't forget your PS2 and XBOX controller. Be here by 3.30pm with an empty stomach

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 14:59

Are you still alive?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 15:07

This is the AT&T check my balance text notification, you have $3.40 left on your account.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:11

TPA EXEI 1 AKOMA OO NA ANANEEI E 1 KATATHMA WIND! PO 2 PE PO OH TH WIND/Q E KAE ANANEH 5€!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:18

Calltime loaded. Your balance is now £10.80. Thanks for topping up with O2.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:47

Ah nice one man! Where's the job interview at? Yeah it's BoS x

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:50

Oplata po karte 4890****7162 SUM: 26.55 USD (891.80 RUR). BAL: 3473.23 RUR. 10.11.2013 09:25:26. AMAZON MKTPLACE PMTS

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 19:31

Ill shoot him

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 19:52

Well, after a 15-min wait for the effin' steps, I'm all enbaggaged and heading for Waverly Station by bus. Home by 8. Chat then? Lots of love, Mumsie xxx

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 09:43

what's your cell number again

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 13:44

Pepesto!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 15:41

am outside

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 00:24

Ta for getting back.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:02

And ran

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:28

anda man, so after all where you go
?

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 00:09

Lol

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 16:29

and sum coke :)

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 17:44

Smoked sausage

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 18:44

Put the oven on at no. 6 please x

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 21:24

Jewish fraternities are the richest

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 21:54

Zionist colonization seeks to exclude, expel, and eliminate the indigenous people

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:31

dropping off package @ 8

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 09:17

Get the fuck outside! Weathers great,!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 16:54

GREAT NEWS. FAIR CHUFT. IT'S A GOOD START.:-)X

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 21:16

Saveu p to 20%, deals starting now at .com

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 16:50

Voicemail has 1 new message. Please dial 121

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 17:14

Ok :)

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 06:16

>>13

Wait a second....

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:39

I got chu bby. c:

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7559 20:25

Six, I just had the strangest dream I was back at school all over again, not good! haha

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 17:38

It's OK - It's Yoghurt

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 18:03

Hello! Would you be interested in yoga tonight in *****?

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 18:27

Yes. We should. That would be fun.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 18:34

Mind giving siasos another look?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 18:55

Me too

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 16:28

I'll do my best

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 16:45

ok

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:18

I want to have a car for our new life

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 01:21

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43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 10:07

Landed in Sydney! 18 mins late but landed! Only 1 more flight now! Mxx

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 17:24

Haha yes!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 18:37

Send it right now!!!!!

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 06:44

Har har I am fucking broken

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 17:51

wait a mo k?

48 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8233 18:17

The good one does the opposite of raping to death

VC:wix

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 19:16

I'm here

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:37

Not sure the exact day yet

51 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8234 21:39

(worry)

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 15:43

>>51
hey

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 19:13

donation today

54 Name: (LtMG) : 1993-09-8257 20:04

I'll go out to dinner after@work.just let you know.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 22:18

meet me at the park

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 18:29

G-854292 Google.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 08:12

FREE VZW MSG: Did you know you can upgrade today? And, during our special Trade In Event, your current phone may be worth big bucks when you upgrade. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx, click go.vzw.com/getmynewphone or visit a Verizon store. New device payment agmt. req'd. Reply "X" to stop msgs.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 12:03

I'll block your number make it easier for your slow fucking head

59 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8681 03:54

You're gay and have aids

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 09:09

where tf did you get my number

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 09:52

That's alright, have a nice day:)

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 11:18

Landed. In the sardine tin, waiting for more sardines. Weather looking good and at least it's a warm wind! Mumsie Xxx

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 14:32

Three cars

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 01:31

Hi Mr Dodos,

This is Jessica Brown. I am the research nurse for the microdisectomy study with a Monash Health.

Can we make a time for a 10 minute phone call for your final survey of the study?

Thanks,

Jess

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 02:55

Yeah I agree

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 08:42

Because you're my son. And don't judge me so harshly for no reason.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 11:56

its your brother driver, am here.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 12:49

would u get sausages too pls x

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 14:27

wow t*some text missing*

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:38

lol of course you're better in bed than a vegetable

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 14:31

Bueno!

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 22:22

Thought ubwantes bongo

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 00:33

Sure

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 04:58

Your TurboTax Code is 585091

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 13:13

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 13:57

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77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 14:01

almond x2 if they have it

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 15:51

You have 2 new Answer Phone messages

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 20:52

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80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 02:19

I oughta just fucking learn Japanese. It would have been a better language than French anyways.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 02:35

>>79
Thank you for your service!

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 04:48

I don't own a smartphone.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 05:11

>>82
Pretty weird in this day and age.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 05:12

Ha 2000 calorie special

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 07:22

>>83
I also don't own one, and I know multiple people IRL who don't either. If you own a basic phone, laptop and camera, there is absolutely no reason to get a smartphone. It just does the same job as these three but in an objectively worse way.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:32

>basic phone, laptop and camera

I don't own any of those things either. Unless, by 'basic phone', you mean a landline.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 15:05

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 19:30

"Objectively worse" except you probably don't have pockets big enough to hold a VVX 201 and a VT220, let alone a DSLR

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 03:00

>>82,85-87
I know someone who for the longest time didn't have a phone and when they were forced to get one they never used it; to the point that it would run out of battery. For all intents and purposes they still don't have one. I personally stick to my 2016 flipphone and haven't ever owned a smart phone. Some may wonder how I listen to music, if I choose to, when I'm out and the answer is a battery powered mp3 player.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 04:08

>>89
No offense, but you must be pretty disconnected from society if you donft have an iPhone or Android phone.

I absolutely need my iPhone. I suppose I could get by with Android, but the point is there are apps I need to use on a daily basis, so I need some sort of smartphone. People also expect to be able to contact me (through various chat apps, not everyone uses the same one, and texting is old-school), and with just a computer I would be much less able to respond in a timely fashion.

I also use a VPN, email, look up weather, mobile browser, use my phone camera, listen to music, look at my schedule and appointments and meetings on my calendar, look at my Evernote to-do list, even look at my cloud storage files from my computer, sync up stuff between multiple devices, use my password manager to log into sites, Spotify and bandcamp for music, podcasts, audiobooks, ad-blocking, Google Maps for directions, mobile payment and banking, etc.

I really do not understand how you can get away with only having a computer and not a smartphone.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 04:16

Oh yeah, and my phone is my alarm clock too. I sleep with it in my bed and I used Audacity on my MacBook to make a blank audio file (which I transferred to my phone) and then set the alarm sound to the blank file and changed the settings so that it vibrates but plays no sound. I do this so that the vibration will wake me up but itfs not loud enough to wake my roommates up.

Having it on 24/7 means the battery runs down but I alleviated that issue by getting a USB power bank.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 06:27

>>90
This just sound like your making your life more complicated for yourself. I own a smartphone and a laptop additionally to my pc and I am not that dependent on technology. Sure I spend all my time in front of a screen but stuff like my schedule and to do lists are all in my head.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 07:08

I own a smartphone exclusively for videogames, all that other shit is easy to do on my conveniently located desktop computer and I have better software for it there than the phone has anyway; Honkai Impact 3 on the other hand is worth owning a BaDingoPhone for, and to a lesser extend PAD.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:25

>>92 Hey, me too.

I use my phone for texting and messaging but keep most of the features turned off. There's a couple of Touhou games so that's neat! It's just easier and comfier to do things with compooper.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:27

I'm not surprised a bunch of weebs use computers instead of phones. You're really disconnected from reality.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:42

Hey stop ruining the thread you niggers. I sent this text to myself so that I remain on topic, unlike you savages.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:48

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98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 17:28

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>>90
No offense, but you must be pretty disconnected from society if you donft have an iPhone or Android phone.

I don't really value being connected to society; I'd rather meet people in person. Besides I am hooked into select news with RSS on my computer.

I absolutely need my iPhone. I suppose I could get by with Android, but the point is there are apps I need to use on a daily basis, so I need some sort of smartphone. People also expect to be able to contact me (through various chat apps, not everyone uses the same one, and texting is old-school), and with just a computer I would be much less able to respond in a timely fashion.

Why do you consider texting old school? Why would you ever need those fancy chatting apps when a text can accomplish exactly the same thing? In fact plenty of chatting apps offer an SMS bridge, one example that I've used is GroupMe. And if everyone is using those apps then it's certain they have a phone which must necessarily have SMS.

I also use a VPN, email, look up weather, mobile browser, use my phone camera, listen to music, look at my schedule and appointments and meetings on my calendar, look at my Evernote to-do list, even look at my cloud storage files from my computer, sync up stuff between multiple devices, use my password manager to log into sites, Spotify and bandcamp for music, podcasts, audiobooks, ad-blocking, Google Maps for directions, mobile payment and banking, etc.

Let's see my flipphone has:
  • Webbrowser
  • Alarms
  • Email
  • Calendar
  • Pictures/Camera
  • Voice/Text
  • Voice Commands
  • Notes
  • Calculator
  • Task List
  • Stopwatch
  • Tip Calculator
  • Unit Converter
  • Voice Recorder
    Really there isn't a need for one to have a smartphone if you have a computer. In fact IIRC you can call 411 and ask for local directions if you really need to I'm fairly certain there's some service that sends out weather SMS and if not one could use a radio to listen for a forecast or look it up on a computer ahead of time.

    I really do not understand how you can get away with only having a computer and not a smartphone.

    I've simply have no need for a smartphone.
  • 99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 18:48

    >>98
    Bruh.
    Bruh!
    You are so out of touch you don't even realize how out of touch you are.
    RSS? I think you mean Twitter or Reddit. It's not the 2000s anymore.

    No need for a smartphone? That's some fox-and-the-grapes shit. Sounds like you just don't know how much more convenient a smartphone is. Try it, I think you'll be surprised at how much more you can get done.

    Then again, if you just sit on your ass all day, instead of going out a lot, then yeah, it might be hard to see the benefit of having a phone you can take with you instead of a completely immobile desktop.

    A smartphone is a computer that fits in your pocket. You can't lug your desktop around with you everywhere. Hell, I don't even use a desktop anymore. I have one, but I just don't use it. It's much more convenient to use my laptop. But a lot of the time, I prefer to use my phone instead.

    Then again, I'm not surprised that someone on an old text board is using ancient technology.

    100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 19:35

    > I used Audacity on my MacBook to make a blank audio file (which I transferred to my phone) and then set the alarm sound to the blank file and changed the settings so that it vibrates but plays no sound.

    Nigga, sounds like you paid too much for a hunk of plastic that doesn't have basic features like a vibrate-only alarm. Literally no phone I've ever laid a finger on has not had vibrate-only alarm.

    And the rest of you. I didn't read most of this shit because it is completely boring and off-topic, but let me share something. Some people prefer to write notes using pen and paper. Some people type notes into a word document in a dropbox folder. Some people write notes in a draft email to themselves. Some people write notes in vim in a git repo that they then sync up to an encrypted fileshare. See how everyone manages to keep notes, but they do it in different ways, and are all somehow successful in keeping notes? See how they manage to do so without ruining a thread on a BBS? Now shut the fuck up.

    Ahh that's perfect xxx

    101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 19:45

    lots of cursed threads lately

    102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 19:48

    103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 20:14

    >>99
    You either are a troll or just really good at making yourself dependable.

    104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 20:22

    >>103
    I'm a troll because I use a smartphone? Literally billions of people use smartphones.

    105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 20:30

    >>103,104
    Do we need a "ctrl+v cringe posts from threads they don't belong" thread?

    Your Google verification code is 157529

    106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 21:04

    >>105
    stay mad homie

    107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 00:37

    Did this website get a bunch of uncultured African-Americans and Russophobes lately?

    108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 05:27

    >>99
    <blockquote>instead of a completely immobile desktop.</blockquote>
    laptops exist you know

    >>105
    you are completely free to make one, nobody's stopping you

    109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 06:37

    >>107
    It's the smartphone generation. Ban all phoneposters to fix it just like every other website that cares has.

    110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 13:13

    Hey bud I'm still drinking no idea when I'll be done

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    112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 14:49

    Still sleeping (hearts)
    Wished you were here

    It sure feels nice to have a girlfriend (EցE )

    113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 08:52

    Okay I'll see you before then

    114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 15:28

    I crave death

    115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 07:15

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    118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 00:46

    This is your driver im here

    119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 03:36

    That would be easier on my tires most likely, Ifd be up for it

    120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:05

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    121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 08:06

    Ok

    122 Name: !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-9119 11:15

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    123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 19:13

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    124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 00:33

    Okay

    125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 05:56

    No party tonight. My mother just rolled a fucking car full of poisonous coral

    126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 03:39

    He's CIA

    127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 19:53

    haha im totally getting one at some point

    128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 16:09

    n_n

    129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 17:45

    'y'

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    131 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 09:19

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    Sarah sent me the photos you sick fuck! Awesome!

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