[LASCIVIOUS] DQN Mad Lib [PART VIII] (29)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 23:24

This time with less failure!

>>2 Adverb
>>3 Weapon
>>4 Adjective
>>5 Body part
>>6 Verb
>>7 Boy's name
>>8 Adjective
>>9 Adverb
>>10 Article of clothing
>>11 Abstract noun
>>12 Toy
>>13 Verb
>>14 Girl's name
>>15 Adjective
>>16 Body part
>>17 Verb
>>18 Type of meat
>>19 Verb
>>20 Weapon
>>21 Verb
>>22 Interjection
>>23 Verb
>>24 Evil laugh
>>25 Adverb
>>26 Verb
>>27 Noun

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 23:56

carefully

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 02:34

tinselwhip

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 03:17

sticky

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 03:49

esophagus

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:04

murder

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:07

Dick

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 06:19

spongelike

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:51

wildly

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 10:29

knickers

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 11:17

Judaism

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 12:22

Dora The Explorer double-ended dildo

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 12:43

Accidentally put one too many verbs in the first post, so this one doesn't count.

Hey, I only said less failure, not none!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 14:30

Reimu

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:21

kawaii

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:40

Sinuses

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:40

pick

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 19:56

rump steak

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 22:48

spank

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 23:37

big gun

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:04

fornicate

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 09:44

Hold it!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 11:23

object

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 11:50

BWAAAAAH HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAA!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 14:07

fruitlessly

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 15:29

defenestrate

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 15:46

gargoyle

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 16:22

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) needlessly!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 16:23

One morning, Dick-kun was sleeping carefully, when suddenly Reimu-chan burst through the door, shouting "Onii-chan! Wake up, it's time to rise and fornicate!" Young Dick-kun was still half asleep, and, having been in the middle of a particularly kawaii dream, he was "spanking a gargoyle", so to speak.

"Uwaaah! Your sticky Dora The Explorer double-ended dildo is sticking up!" shouted Reimu-chan. She giggled and thrust the duvet aside wildly. "Well, you can't go to school with something so spongelike in your pants. Let me murder it for you."

Using her esophagus, she gently objected his rump steak big gun. "Hold it! Reimu-chan!" he exclaimed.

"BWAAAAAH HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAA!" cackled Reimu-chan, pinning down her prey, "Turns out I was a yandere all along! Now, to preserve your Judaism forever, I'll..." - she got out a tinselwhip she was hiding in her knickers and picked him in the sinuses, laughing fruitlessly the whole time.

Dick-kun never defenestrated again.

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