>>0 Describes God the way a schizophrenic Star Wars fan describes the Force.

>>1 is a dedicated Fox News comment poster.

>>2 doesn't know the difference between politics and religion

>>3 Goes forth and multiplies more than people who aren't very religious.

>>4 burns people who say things that confuse him.

>>5 takes the Holy Land in a series of long wars at great loss, yet also perhaps great gain, and forever shapes the history of western culture.

>>6 Throws away a brand new copy of Smash Bros. because it doesn't conform with their beliefs.

>>7 develops entire social policies on a national scale that are based on five verses buried in the middle of a series of dietary and behavior laws in a book that was written over 3,000 years ago and has been translated eight times from ancient Hebrew to modern English.

>>8 Doesn't like that some stars exist far more than 10,000 light years away.

>>9
Is vehemently anti-Islam and oblivious to the fact that his own religious attitudes are not so different.

>>10 Blames the end of the Roman Empire on gays. >>11 considers that the empire was heavily in debt, had a large number of people on the dole, and used slave labor to be a minor contributor to the collapse.

>>11 Prosecutes people with hentai as if they had actual CP. >>11 has a number of bullshit reasons to back up his argument, but the truth is that if >>11 has to be miserable, so does everyone else.