Eat shit old man. This is the new young man's world.
( LƒÖ`) At least we had faces back in my day, kiddo
After the face famine there's not enough to go around okay? The shortage was YOUR generations fault anyway.
(EÍE) I'm here! I'm here! Traffic was a nightmare.
(EÍE) How much did I miss?
( LƒÖ`) Your grandpa is sick and on his way out, ask only the most pressing of questions please
( LƒÖ`) And get >>4 a face, I can't stand you disembodied whippersnappers talking
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
(¥_¥) uh
(/ ߤß)/ GRANDPA!
(/ ߤß)/ I MISSED YOU, YA OLD FUCK!
(/ ߤß)/ C'MERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!
(¥_¥) do I get an explanation as to why I'm here?
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like in 1992?
( LƒÖ`) How the hell should I know?
( LƒÖ`) Alzheimer's is a hell of a drug.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's a ksk?
( LƒÖ`) Remember what it was like to be dead?
( LƒÖ`) I don't.
(¥_¥) Wait, what?
( E-E) Dammit Grandpa, didn't I tell you to finish your thread before you open a new one?
( E-E) There are three half-empty threads in the fridge.
( LƒÖ`) In a different context, the letter stands for Mitten, described as being the "noblest of clothing", and "the basis upon which the superstructure of DQN is enlightened."
( LƒÖ`) Whoops. Wrong thread.
|œc See ya!
( LƒÖ`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!