What's the most retarded thing you've seen or heard all day?
You need Jesus.
June 18, 2015: In Pakistan there was an increasingly common event involving Islamic terrorists; another case of those seeking to carry out a suicide bombing attack instead destroying themselves because of incompetence. In this case police investigators found that two men sitting on a park bench were seen arguing with each other. The two then started punching each other and shortly after that they both exploded. The two dead men were wearing suicide bomb vests and police have still not found out who they were working for or what their target was. Many locals attribute the explosion to divine intervention and punishment for terrorists who claim to be fighting for Islam but mainly kill innocent civilians.