>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs
Atlantic Ocean
fosution
(my captcha)
Shittens
Make fosution the solution
Extreme Agile Pyramidhyperscheme
Affiliated with Pax Tsukuru Inc.
We are the Outback Steakhouse of Toilet Paper. Our business space encompasses the universe. We expect to make profits exceeding 12 figures by 2025. Macro Trends show our target demographic (everybody) is an idiot, therefore they will give us money. So you should too.
"These dubs ain't the only thing to check around here. http://zen-and-the-art-of-fisting.tumblr.com/" per every textboard's 11th post.
Peter F. Dick
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Does anybody need another coffee?
We still get health insurance right
I think I jammed the printer, someone should fix it I guess.
What do the Kha'ak want?
< MΝL> Fosution (subsidiary of Samsung) is greatest company under heaven nida!
Minecraft: Pocket Edition
ruquotion
(the new captcha)
I cannot tell you how immensely sorry I am that things have turned out this way. I will admit that mistakes were made and I'm very sorry if anyone was upset by this. Again, I must express my most heartfelt regret that half of this year's profits mysteriously vanished into an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands, and promise that it won't happen again.
Yeah we fucked up. ruqtuotion can't deliver on our MVP without another several trillion in funding. I guess a fully-functioning cyborg Korean was too ambitious.
Dammit, I paid good money for those shittens!
Good fucking riddance, the company was run by a bunch of heterosexual white men anyway!
They didn't even give us interns a company discount.
I ordered something I wanted online, but the software put something in my cart that I didn't want. I call support and get no help, and if I can't fix the order, I end up paying return shipping and a restocking fee on that thing I didn't want.
What the hell is were these people doing when they built this company?!
I am a Kha'ak and I desire this product.
I fell for their viral marketing scheme hook, line and sinker. I feel so manipulated!
Is this customer service? Whenever I try to run Minecraft: Pocket Edition, it crashes right after I enter my banking information and SSN at the login screen. When are you going to fix the crash or can I get a refund?
Look, all I'm saying is that having a system that allows for extreme wealth inequality is great motivation for people who are at the lowest income bracket. It gives them a ladder to move up, if they so choose. If we were freakin' commies we'd all make the same and then CEOs and inventors would have no motivation to reinvent the wheel instead of just working at Micky D's. You know what I'm saying?
Besides, billionaires deserve all the money they make. They're not your average joe who unclogs toilets for a living.
All I'm saying is... is this money is mine, fair and square. We're too big to fail anyway so it's not like the government's going to do anything about it. And I can just pay off cops. No one can arrest me.
Even if I do get brought to court, I can always claim that I don't know where the money went. What's Bitcoin? What's a Swiss bank account? I don't know! I only have pfff money stored in baha American banks!
At the end of the day, life isn't fair. Deal with it.
>>30 I used my meager pay to buy a Mosin Nagant sniper rifle and a can of 7.62x54r ammo. BANG, one criminal CEO gone, 900 more to go.