>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs
Dammit, I paid good money for those shittens!
Good fucking riddance, the company was run by a bunch of heterosexual white men anyway!
They didn't even give us interns a company discount.
I ordered something I wanted online, but the software put something in my cart that I didn't want. I call support and get no help, and if I can't fix the order, I end up paying return shipping and a restocking fee on that thing I didn't want.
What the hell is were these people doing when they built this company?!
I am a Kha'ak and I desire this product.
I fell for their viral marketing scheme hook, line and sinker. I feel so manipulated!
Is this customer service? Whenever I try to run Minecraft: Pocket Edition, it crashes right after I enter my banking information and SSN at the login screen. When are you going to fix the crash or can I get a refund?
Look, all I'm saying is that having a system that allows for extreme wealth inequality is great motivation for people who are at the lowest income bracket. It gives them a ladder to move up, if they so choose. If we were freakin' commies we'd all make the same and then CEOs and inventors would have no motivation to reinvent the wheel instead of just working at Micky D's. You know what I'm saying?
Besides, billionaires deserve all the money they make. They're not your average joe who unclogs toilets for a living.
All I'm saying is... is this money is mine, fair and square. We're too big to fail anyway so it's not like the government's going to do anything about it. And I can just pay off cops. No one can arrest me.
Even if I do get brought to court, I can always claim that I don't know where the money went. What's Bitcoin? What's a Swiss bank account? I don't know! I only have pfff money stored in baha American banks!
At the end of the day, life isn't fair. Deal with it.
>>30 I used my meager pay to buy a Mosin Nagant sniper rifle and a can of 7.62x54r ammo. BANG, one criminal CEO gone, 900 more to go.