Row, row, row boat, Gently down stream,
Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish,
Potato only dream.
No one speaks Latin anymore, not even in Latvia.
Scam a computer user
Buy vodka with the stolen money
I'M LATVIAN
SON OF A BITCH ESTONIAN
ESTONIA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT JOIN NORDICS?
DO YOU WANT FISHING RIGHTS?
ESTONIA IS PIG DISGUSTING
TAAVI ROIVAS IS A RUSSIAN
FUCKING ESTONIA
We are very enthusiastic about the musical stylings of the Schmenge Brothers and their polka band, the Happy Wanderers.
Pardon me. I am going to go and eat some leftover falutniks.
Knock on door, Latvian man answer.
"We are Politburo. We to take daughter to gulag."
Latvian man very sad. "No, please no! My daughter all I have!"
"Is too bad. We must take." Politburo take daughter.
But is ok! Daughter die in gulag, sweet relief of death! Latvian man lonely, but happy for daughter.
But is not ok, all was hallucinate from malnourish. Latvian man no have door. He very kold. Also is daughter.
Both still alive. Very unfortunate.
I love Zemgus Girgensons
Well, that was fun, now it's time for me to go back home, to my house, in Daugavpils, which is where I'm from.
Latvia is less interesting than Estonia (finno-ugric underworld mythology is the coolest shit ever) but far superior to Lithuania (polish lapdogs with a flag in pan-african colors).
Hello all fellow Latvians. I have just returned from sucking penis organ of great president Egilis Levits, with swallow!