[Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (18)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 15:57

When >>0 needs money for more bulk candy and diet soda, he first checks for loose change trapped in his fat rolls.

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 17:32

>>1 is Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 19:52

>>2 needs to attach a stick to toilet paper in order to wipe his ass.

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 00:30

>>3 is Fatpa

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 01:52

>>4 ate the prior three posters.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 01:54

>>5 is as wide as he is tall

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 18:04

>>6 hasn't seen his penis or feet for years.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 18:30

>>7 is a big fat butt

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 01:56

You can call >>8 Lardo the Corpulent.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 01:04

>>9 is Chris Christie.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 02:46

>>10 is an average American.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 03:05

>>11 Is a transsexual BBW.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8394 06:04

>>12 insists that genetics are to blame for his weight while washing down four triple cheeseburgers and a large fry with a gallon of corn syrup.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8395 17:00

>>13 has to buy 3 tickets when going to the movie theater.

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 23:17

>>14 reads "feeds 4-6" as "meal for one"

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 23:25

>>15 is banned from all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants worldwide

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8412 00:52

>>16 is a militant feminist.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8412 00:57

>>17 affectionately calls his flaps... "puppy fat.

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