ITT We kill the poster above us [FIGHT] [DQN] (42)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 16:16

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2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 17:09

>>1 has been bisected by means of gigantic anime sword.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 19:13

>>2 exploded from a poop

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 19:24

>>3 wasn't enough for my ultimate lozenge death metal scythe.

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 22:21

>>4 didn't realize that someone put poison in his drink.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 22:31

*unzips katana*
*teleports behind >>5*
pshh, nothin personnel, kid
*cuts you in half*

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 22:50

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8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 23:38

>>7 explodes from indigestion.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 02:18

>>8 was peacefully killed by old age.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 02:31

>>9 was the one and only casualty on the British side of the Anglo-Zanzibar war.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 03:30

>>10 exploded because he was a terrorist

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 04:20

>>11 is 6 feet under

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 04:42

>>12 was killed in the suicide bombing carried out by >>10.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 07:23

>>13 tripped while carrying a mirror and was impaled through the heart by a long shard of glass.

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 14:31

>>14 has died of dysentery on the way to Oregon.

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 20:27

>>15 Bought most of his smokes from my store and died of lung cancer.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 21:53

>>16 tries to learn mandarin, but explodes when speaking it.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 23:23

>>17 Tried to lift the heaviest weight at the gym, but failed spectacularly.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 00:04

>>18 poos himself in public and explodes from embarrassment.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 03:16

>>19 fell on his own pork sword

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 09:59

>>20 was stabbed to death from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinoya.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 15:15

>>21 died after a long and painful fight with Ebola.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 18:09

>>22 Got badly constipated and burst an aneurysm from pushing so hard.

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 19:35

>>23 was gangbanged to death by Richard Stallman and an only slightly less hairy and odoriferous wildebeest.

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 18:28

I convinced >>24 that he did something dishonorable, and he committed seppuku to protect his honor.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 23:26

>>25 exploded because nichijou season 2 is never going to happen.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 23:32

>>26 was incinerated for making fun of the guy in the big blue dress.

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 02:28

>>27 stared into Medusa's face and was turned into stone.

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 03:50

>>28 caught a self-inflicted cumshot to the face

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 03:53

>>28 decided to write a book but got a really bad papercut while writing it and died from an infection.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 13:42

>>29 and >>30 accidentally killed each other in a catfight.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 13:46

>>31 was beheaded by ISIS live over the internet.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 14:42

>>32 was purged by his older brother, the dictator of Akiyumanistan, and was shot in the basement of the state security HQ.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 20:09

>>33 Had unprotected sex with a nasty woman and caught a lethal penis infection.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 17:19

>>34 Had unprotected sex with a nasty man and caught a lethal anal infection.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 18:36

>>35 Had unprotected sex with a nasty tentacle demon and spontaneously exploded.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 18:40

>>36 Had unprotected sex with a nasty witch and caught a lethal curse.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:00

>>36 Had unprotected sex with a fishing vessel and caught a nasty shark infestation.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:01

>>38 fucked up the numbering and gave himself an anthrax papercut.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:19

>>37 and >>39
Had unprotected sex with an ideology and contracted a fatal existential crisis.

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:20

>>39 started the jihad by beheading himself

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:23

>>41
Fucked the number up a second time and was administered a lethal dose of morphine.

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