For each new fetish you get 3 DQNcoins; for each subfetish to an existing fetish or a fetish created in the thread you get 2 DQNcoins. For pointing out an obscure existing fetish, you get 1 DQNcoin.
If you find and link something relating to a fetish invented in this thread already existent elsewhere, all of the DQNcoins derivative from it become yours!
I'll start.
( ・-・) Sexual attraction to the catalog view of imageboards.
( ・-・) Tile Patterns
( ・-・) Painting style dancing
Who keeps track of my DQNcoins?
Has there been any big DQNcoin scandal yet, or big economists denouncing how bad they are because they challenge the status quo that benefits said big economists?
Is there a name for mismatched footjobs where the giver is wearing one sock/stocking and one bare foot?
>>3
Not yet.
Think someone is making counterfeit DQNcoins? Would someone lie about the amount of DQNcoins he has?
Do we need a thread for DQNcoin tracking? What if DQNcoins became the official currency of DQN?
( ・-・) Using DQNcoins as MITTENS. double points if its for masturbation.
( ・-・) Shooting green semen and pretending to be Slimer from Ghostbusters.
( ・-・) Now to find someone who will shove green dye up their dick...
>>2 Tile patterns is famous for being unusual, /v/ detected, you lose this round hombre.
>>3 I have been pumping and dumping DQNcoins for a few years now, please don't tell anyone ( I am also >>73 )
>>4 I have never heard of that. 1 DQNcoin is tentatively awarded to >>4. We should all commit ourselves to thinking of good names for such a sex act.
>>5 I award you a DQNcoin but I also beg you humbly to leave the thread if you are going to be talking about disgusting sex acts like counterfeiting mittens with currency.
>>6 You have been awarded a DQNcoin as well. Please allow up to 72 hours for your payment to process as there has been an unusual level of posting on DQN lately and it's clogging up the DQNcoin server.
>>7 Another worthy entry, please find enclosed your DQNcoin.
>>4 I have not found a name, but I have found this:
http://www.fetishburg.com/albums/footjob-with-one-socked-one-bare/
>>8
You've forgotten the rewards system.
>>2-kun gets 1+2=3 for pointing out a still-obscure fetish and adding a subfetish to dancing fetishism.
>>4-chan gets 1 DQNcoin for pointing out an existing obscure fetish, and I get the 2 DQNcoin >>4 previously had for apparently creating a new fetish.
>>5-san gets a full 3 DQNcoin
>>6-dono gets 2 DQNcoins for a new subfetish of anal stimulation/coprophilia
>>7-sama gets a full 3 DQNcoin
>>8,9
I'd like to propose the name "chinba footjob" for it. Like most obscure sex acts, the name is from Japanese. チンバ, meaning a mismatched pair.
>>10
The Elitist Superstructure accepts your proposal.
Official DQN Quality fetishes so far:
- Catalogimageboardophilia (Sexual attraction to imageboard catalogs)
- Graphichorostasiphilia (Sexual arousal from observing or participating in dancing of the sort one would find depicted in art, especially paintings)
- Chinba footjob (The sexual practice of giving a footjob whilst wearing a sock on one foot. There is much contention and many hurt feelings on the subject of which foot the sock should be worn on, but let's be honest, anyone who wants the left foot bare is a closeted homosexual)
- DQNcoin-MITTEN counterfeitophilia (A dangerous, abhorrent, degraded, morally bankrupt and very illegal practice wherein the subject, disturbingly, fantasizes about using DQNcoin as if it were a certain highly esteemed form of handwear. This definition is included to inform, not arouse. If you become aroused, seek psychological help or self-terminate immediately if psychological help cannot be obtained.)
- DQNcoin-MITTEN masturatory counterfeitophilia. (A more complex and vile misuse of all MITTENS stand for. I will not stoop to describing it.)
- Handwear-based coproasepsiphilia. (A relatively harmless sexual pleasure taken in the proper and correct use of a certain hygeine product regularly carried out by all good DQNs)
- Ejaculatory Ghostbusters roleplay (Self-explanatory)
( ・-・) The fetish for the feeling when inserting a stack of DQNcoins wrapped in a condom into your anus, condom-opening first, and then swiftly pulling the condom out while leaving the DQNcoin stack inserted. A sub-fetish continues with the removal of each DQNcoin, one by one, with a skilful fart.
( ・-・) Using a speculum, tweezers, enema, et al. to remove foreign objects from the large intestine. Specifically, DQN-related objects.
( ・-・) Defiling sacred things with sex
( ・-・) All kinds of sacred things
( ・-・) Like DQNcoins
>>18
You already had your mention and your discussion, and frankly I don't see why your type has to keep posting these disgusting, predatory sentiments. Do you think you're being edgy? Maybe when you grow up and have little mittens of your own there will be room for some joy and wisdom of your own in that horrible diseased heart.
I'm kidding, don't reproduce you disgusting subhuman filth.
Autogynopedophilia - sexual arousal at the thought or image of oneself as a prepubescent girl
A fetish that compels you to write an article entitled "The 10 sexiest dudes who look like corpses".