Previously:
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156478826/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156548439/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156551472/
A >>5, a >>6 and a >>7 walk into a bar. The >>5 asks the bartender for a >>4, to which the bartender replies ">>8"; the >>6 then asks the bartender for a >>3, to which comes the reply ">>9". Finally, the >>7 asks for a >>2, and the bartender says ">>11". "But >>10!" protests the >>7, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - ">>12"!
Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?
PENIS
sparkling grape juice cocktail
fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice
squat Armenian pawnbroker
Corean
That one dokyun with a trip
we don't serve those here
What are you, some kind of ass-eater?
You were holding one a minute ago
A what?
Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke.
A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and a That one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here"; the Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?". Finally, the That one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?". "But You were holding one a minute ago!" protests the That one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - "Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."!
Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?
( ・ω・) Hey folks, check out this hilarious new joke I made up.
( ・ω・) A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and that one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here." The Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?"
( ・ω・) Finally, that one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?" "But you were holding one a minute ago!" protests that one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one..."Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."
( ・ω・) Bahahahahahahhahahah!!!
I liked the part where the Corean asked for [apology] juice.
Here is the next joke: >>18,20-24,19,26,25,30,28,27,29
Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right?
"No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!"
Sageru style broken html
is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats.
"Hitler did nothing wrong,"
says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes."
He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender.
Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "
But then, Hitler says - wait for it -
The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better.
"My genocide crusade begins here."
THE END?
Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda.
Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right? Sageru style broken html is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats. "Hitler did nothing wrong," says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes." He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender. "No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!" Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "I did not order the fancy hearing cake! Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda. The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better. But then, Hitler says - wait for it - "My genocide crusade begins here."
THE END?
Hahaha, >>31, you're amazing! It's even better than the first one!
Ohhhhh booooooy! Not agaaaaaain?!?!??
I don't get it. Can you guys explain the joke to me? Guuuysss??
It's a reference to “Swan's Way”. If you haven't read that, you probably won't get it.
There's these two guys working in a factory that makes Christmas decorations, and they're standing back to back operating the machine that makes holly wreaths. Big rolls of green plastic, printed to look like holly leaves, unroll into a compartment with big knives cutting them out. The roll is nearing the end so one guy is pulling the next roll out of the storage compartment, when he accidentally bumps the other guy off the platform, and he gets cut up and dies. His last words were “HOLLY SHEET!”