[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1387711368/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1438803743/

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8410 15:58

"Suicidal pokemolestator", "Mystic Pokemon Holocaust", "2003 Years Of Lies, 1 Year Of Pokemolesting" and "Yellow Fellow" can be downloaded from the band's website.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8410 21:18

As usual, Microsoft has made a horrible decision that makes their entire application terrible and unusable.

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 01:30

All this comment section needs now is someone with an anime profile picture.

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 01:36

Hi, I'm Khalid al-Mihdhar. And this is Jackass.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 04:29

You are just renaming things. A safe space is actually called "private property". And PTSD triggering does not occur from text or words (unless there is a ghost haunting you and talking shit). That triggered feeling is just a sign that you take yourself and your opinions too seriously

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 07:20

>>6
Could you imagine finding someone this willfully ignorant in real life?

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 13:42

>>7
You mean the ignorance of intellectual isolation that "safe spaces" provide? Well, if you get "triggered" that somebody else doesn't share your values or your point of view, it's a good sign that you need to stop and think about the cause.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 13:46

>>8
Congrats, you said some buzzwords. Can you actually make your pseudo-intellectualism into something more meaningful? Like, maybe a thinkpiece, or a particularly strenuous bowel movement?

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 14:03

>>8
>>9
This is not the place.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 14:20

>>6-9
Two people fart into each others' mouths. Who wins? Not society, that's for sure.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 14:32

>>7,9,11
Go back to tumbler, jisakujien.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 14:35

>>9

>Not being able to make an argument

Strawman some more, retard.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 15:28

>>12
I am >>11 and I can assure you that I am my own man!
Anyway, could you guys please keep this shit on /r/4chon?

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 17:24

I really hope these Chinese "baka" (however you pronounce the kanji in Chinese) don't cause them to rush the production and give us units of less quality...

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8411 23:50

I'm >>12 years old and what it this?

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8412 20:28

This is a dream come true. The last thing I would want is a Hollywood ending, no a slow torture is more fitting. She starts out with a large lead only to see it collapse, and then each stroke is slowly administered by the knife, and each pinch of salt is slowly poured on the fresh wound. The blood of her victims cries out from the ground, let each week be a painful lesson to her.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 03:48

Oddly enough, the Lizard Queen model has actually proven more predictive, as we have seen her inability to regulate internal body temperature.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 14:31

>comemorando o seu aniversario
>como se ter nascido fosse uma coisa boa

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 16:08

Selling your White Elephant may be the smart thing to do but it’s understandable when people don’t.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 18:46

A herd is not a pack. You join a herd so that predators have many rabbits to chase instead of just you. You won't get upset when the rabbit next to you is caught, or try to rescue him, even if he's your brother -- you'll be glad it wasn't you, and happy to eat the flowers he missed.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 19:50

Judeo-Jewish Jews Jewing a Jew on Jewish television.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8413 23:58

meh who cares anymore
isis hit the gore peak early, now anything they do is 80s slasher movie tier

they should kidnap western white women and torture and rape them on camera, that would get a way bigger response than some random 'living statistics' dying

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 05:14

And? That's like getting mad that someone doesn't know who Britney Spears is; sure everyone should know who they are because they're well known in their medium, but holy fuck everything they did is so shitty I envy the person who somehow managed to miss their existence.

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 07:47

I apologize to all my steam friends who get a message every time I compile. "IBOL is playing App Game Kit" like 50 times a day. sorry.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 20:52

Just saw a black quadriplegic combat vet forcibly ejected through the window at a Trump rally. The crowd was yelling, "We hate minorities!"

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 21:05

watch out everyone, there's a cat video patrician here

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 05:12

And what is perfect is how he's handling this

He literally has been betrayed, locked up for 10,000 fucking year. Imagine how log that is

Then in some desperate call for help he's released by Tyrande, and begged to kill demons and save a forest

And you know what he does? he doesn't hold a grudge, and he doesn't complain. He kills demons, he killed ALL the fucking demons in that shithole forest because that's his fucking job.

He then has his brother send an assassin after him. He doesn't give a shit, he's focusing on the fucking trillions of demons breaching through the void.

He dies and he accept sit because he trained his pupils well and trusts them, us to complete their mission and fend for themselves.

He's now just a literal soul trapped in another dimension. He's hunted by all the demons he had slain. He gets resurrected, and everyone is all "Ooh YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ALL ALONG WERE SOOO SORRY PLEASE YOU NEED TO HAAAAEEEELP US"

and you know what he fucking does?
He just keeps on killing demons.
Because that's his fucking job

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 05:53

So odd to read comments about titans, menenism and harambe under '00s music video.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 11:54

I feel so alive!!!
Python is the best language !!
I have a lot of fun doing it!!

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 16:09

I'm suffering from dirty strong supersonic attacks!! Supersonic terrorisms!!

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 17:56

Polling question #1: Are you a Trump supporter?
Answer: Yes
Polling question #2 Do you believe that Blacks are less intelligent than whites?
Answer: (uh huh. I know exactly where this is going) Oh, uh- no.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 22:08

This Ea-nasir sounds like a real piece of work. I'll be sure to never buy my copper ingots from that guy.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8415 23:02

>Later, children combine these early patterns into more complex ones, such as “Where’s the X that Mommy Xed?”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8416 15:30

.@jk_rowling what hogwarts house is known for having the wettest pussy?

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8416 17:39

Also, is hilarious to see the doubt in here when shitlibs are already discussing the best ways to kill themselves after Trump wins.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8416 21:24

The music is so beautiful and I wish it was a girl so I could make love to it.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8417 02:30 

How do you know the WHOLE PLOT?! This movie isn't out for TWO YEARS! Did you get the script or something ?!
February 18
    I was joking when I made this comment
    April 6

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8417 10:40

newfags get out reee
go back to usenet

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8417 14:49

The fact I can be used for this one was injured in the morning to all of them in my head you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a good idea but it was so good at all of them in my head and a great way of life and death. The fact I have a good idea but it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the fact I can get it right away with the new one and the fact I have a great way to the gym. The only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new one and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I can be the first half of the day. The only one that is the only thing that would have to be the first half of the best of the world is the only one that is the only one of my favorite part of the best thing to say I have a good time. You are not in my room for a long night at work on a Friday afternoon to you but I'm so tired and my friends to be in my room. I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day to be a good idea but it was a great way of saying that the government has been a long time ago and I have to be a good day.

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 02:58

i appreciate jokes about Everett

i was just at a grocery store in everett this morning and witnessed a mom using a dog clicker on her 2 or 3 y/o daughter

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 04:24

Don't poop the bed this time, you faggot.

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 04:45

>>34
For days I had trouble coming up with anything but "fuck" which in this sentence would refer to daddy in a not very loving way.

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 14:45

Red: the blood of angry men!
Black: the dark of ages past!
Red: a world about to dawn!
Black: the night that ends at last!

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 14:53

>Your urbit is your own general-purpose server. It holds your data; runs your apps; wrangles your connected devices; and defines your secure identity. If you still need your old services, it drives them with APIs.

Oh no, I'm not falling for the same trick twice. First there was cloud computing and it was sold as the next big thing by Jewish corporations in order to control and monitor goyim computing activities. And now there's this―an Orwellian supercloud that combines all clouds in a monitored control grid.

Thanks but I don't need your brave new world. Call me a Luddite if you want, but my files will be stored on my hard drives, where I own them and I control them. And as a free man endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights, I will continue to oppose all forms of tyranny, especially sneaky stealth-tyranny like this.

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8419 07:59

LOL owned. I made you type a lot.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 00:25

Unfortunately I've one hour to get to bed :sleep:, so tomorrow if you like i can try game with IGS. Well at least the game has 3+ pegi certificate.

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 01:26

I didn’t know what to make of Trump in 2015.

Now I think that to call him merely a man is to short-change him.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 01:42

downloading is fun. feel free to download our songs as often as you'd like.

right click and select "download linked file as" to save them to your computer.

dumbass.

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 08:50

In memetic warfare, you are an 18th century marching redcoat with a muzzle loader attempting to subdue a Panzer.

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 10:15

I saw the lol trailer and read about the movie...premise is that WHILE FEDGOV IS BIGOTEDLY HUNTING FOR MUSLIMS, NEO-NAZIS PLAN HUGE TERROR ATTACK...CAN HARRY POTTER STOP THEM IN TIME?

sorry I'm going to give this one a big fat "pass"...this is yet another kike attempt to depict anyone critical of Jews as psychopathic mass murderers...get back to me when the story is WHILE FEDGOV IS LETTING JIHADISTS AND DRUG DEALERS FLOOD INTO THE COUNTRY, CRITICS OF JEWISH INFLUENCE ARE POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS...CAN GEORGE SOROS MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IN TIME?

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 21:44

Cory Doctorow is another self-editing Wikipedia vanity biographer, arguing that, being Cory Doctorow, he is the ultimate authority on Cory Doctorow. He seems unfamiliar with the concept of the unreliable narrator.

(Doctorow's Wikipedia bio neglects to list the four universities he dropped out of, or what he was studying at the time. But it does say 'Like many travellers, he has photos of his preferred haircut that he brings with on extended trips for when he has to visit a new barber while on the road.' That's useful encyclopedia-quality information.)

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 22:41

A Trump victory would be a deathblow to the media and political establishment. That’s a good thing.

A Trump victory would also lead to massive collective depression and rampant suicidal ideation in all the people that I genuinely hate. It would undermine their very sense of reality and shatter their self-image beyond repair. That’s an even better thing.

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 23:55

btw, sorry for the all caps all the way through. i'm doing this on my phone and couldn't figure out how to get it out of caps lock until it was too late.

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 00:19

....or you live long enough to shit your pants. sigh My favorite wise saying. Sad that it is so relevant nowadays.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 00:23

I use Real Player and downloaded the free version of 7-Zip to open the file. Hope this helps you.

Editor's note: this was posted on 1993-09-8419

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 01:22

See Kids, this is why you have to be careful about what you post on the internet. Once on the internet, always on the internet.

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 13:04

It seems everyone can smell bay but you…..hmmm! “Look, my Johnny is the only cadet marching in step!”
Are you sure it’s a bay tree you are plucking leaves from?

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 19:56

It would be like naming the cockroaches in your basement as you spray for them.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 21:57

a meteor could hit the planet and wipe us out. that's one way 2017 could be better

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 12:14

i not hate jew so much these days .i realise i never encounter jew in real life ,so maybe they not so bad .or perhaps they sneaky hiding

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 13:15

La Libreta Universitaria es un documento que contiene tus datos personales y ... La Universidad Nacional de La Plata te exige un examen médico obligatorio. .... Podés igualmente cursar materias, rendir exámenes finales, usar la biblioteca, pedir certificados ... ¿Qué tengo que hacer para volver a ser alumno regular?

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 01:11

She's got one eye on Bill, one eye on retirement.

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 01:29

The demand for racism has outstripped the supply. Thus most of what is discussed is imaginary

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 12:44

My landlord refused to fix my dishwasher so I challenged him to a duel. I won so I now own his 13 year old daughter.

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 15:16

I'm a member of the uber-right. I only drive white people.

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 15:50

that ain't the corn of the unicorn you're grabbing, dude.
that's the penis of the unipenis.

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 00:23

Lasers and clumsy and random. Poisonous centipedes are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 16:15

The more I hear about the "Cishet Capitalist White Patriarchy", the more I'd rather that be in power than anything else.

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 16:21

The wall just grew so tall you might as well just climb it up to the top and mow helium lawns on jupiter ese.

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 17:17

Total number of videos currently available: 479 / 476

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 17:36

>airdrop a bunch of weapons and drive in vehicles for FSA
>OOPS, everything seized by ISIS!
>actually doing it again
>actually doing it several more times
>"haha oops how does ISIS keep getting all these weapons haha" t. obama

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 18:18

Don't try to weasel out of contradicting yourself with wordplay. You said it's a dumb idea, meaning the core concept is fundamentally flawed. You proceed to say, essentially, that careful consideration and adjustments in how it's implemented can make it a good idea, meaning that it isn't fundamentally flawed.

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 18:46

You really shouldn't get an AE86, As you said they're expensive as shit from all the Initial D fans that flung them over cliffs, but as you can expect from a 30 year old sedan, they are slow as fuck.

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 19:44

During this election, we are seeing people on the left fight nature like never before to deny nature. Men chop of their dicks and call themselves women. Fat people call themselves strong and attractive. (Some) White people trip over themselves to signal their goodwyte credentials by pissing on their own and giving a helping hand to ingrates who will never appreciate it.

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 21:27

In debate between punch-drunk clown Donald Trump and wheezing cripple Hillary Clinton, only sure winner is Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 23:54

How is being made to pay back what you owe using work somehow unfair or stupid? If you literally have nothing left is this not the only thing fair to the guy who loaned you money and has now been denied what was promised to him?
In capitalism literally everything is for sale, it's just a matter of how much you're willing to pay. Life is actually not an exception no matter how edgy that might sound, and the concept is that someone who defaults on a loan is actually, essentially, committing flat-out robbery, and that if they can't compensate the guy they stole from then working for a time equivalent to the amount of money they owe is the 'fair' solution, they're literally just paying for the service they received. I really do not see what the issue is on a conceptual level.

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 03:49

So is "microaggression" the PC way of saying "being annoyed by a stupid faggot" because the guy in the comic is definitely a stupid faggot.

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 12:01

eh fuck off lass

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 17:21

"The liberal complaint is that stop-and-disarm in NYC affects black men disproportionately."

The thing you have to understand about NYC, is the unfortunate, difficult-to-say-but-nevertheless-true thing is, that black men are an unbelievable nuisance, as average things go. It's an inescapable fact. Everyone knows it, but it's impossible to admit it publicly.

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 22:04

Lolicore ruined my life

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 22:10

i’m enjoying this album in spite of the aids joke.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 22:41

I've never heard of her since. What does that say? That speaks volumes, to me. She's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now.

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 03:45

Of course, the real answer is Space Wizard Zatoichi is fucking cool.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 08:52

Sexy bunnies, Jazz and Gin and Tonic.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 19:37

In the episode of friends where Phoebe gets married, the following frame is shown.
In the back you can see what appears to be a heavily annotated painting/poster of a zebra's ass.
I desire any information on that painting/poster.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 21:27

Hillary clinton said that video games are making people perform cannibalism and I have yet to see a game alone make someone do it.

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 22:37

I am lonely every day.
I have frustration.
I am funny DQN.
I desire for killing everyone on the earth.

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 17:54

Not just private ownership of guns. The time of "you didn't build that" will morph into the era of "you don't really own that." Think you own that domain name? Sorry, some UN member state just decided you were blaspheming their god. You think you own that trademark? Sorry, the government just decided it is "offensive." You think you own your driverless car? Sorry, you're commute is being routed as the central system has determined is best, and you'll have to wait until traffic goes down 20%. You think you want to eat that? Sorry, you will not qualify for Obamacare unless you stay within HHS-mandated dietary guidelines. Oh, and don't even think of participating in the following "high risk" activities or you will be denied treatment. And on and on...

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 19:30

Animation of girl who rotates permanently.

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 18:54

They're pigs! They can't help being ham-fisted!

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 10:29

overwatch characters as dqnquality posts

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 11:38

>>92
I liked that one.

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 12:47

and then a lil heroin to end the night

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 13:52

ur a good lad
u dont need this in ur life
dont fall for it
im speaking to u as a man who has an intimate connection to u after seeing a pic of ur balls

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 15:51

Looks like that dude is on the way to his penis's burial. Sic transit gloria, yo.

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 02:16

When ISIS straps on their bombs, they don't say, "Hey, let the Black person walk by let the Hispanic walk by, and then blow the White guy up." No, they say "I'm going to blow up Americans." They see us as Americans, and the sooner we see each other that way the better.

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 06:30

So I'm Naruto in this scenario? Well, I guess he's the better person to be compared to if the other one is Sakura.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 15:52

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is so good to read while jammin out to metal. They should really make an anime or GOOD ova of it.

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 17:58

some people just dont have a mature enough palate to enjoy the subtle beauty of post-irony

*makes a gesture to suggest the person i replied to is a fag*

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 20:03

Every color of Jam is a new panties. Yes it works in photo mode.

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 08:22

There you go again, the assumption there's something wrong with slavery, which is exactly what we're trying to prove. It's pretty obvious you've already arrived at a conclusion and are willing to use the conclusion itself to arrive at that conclusion, so I give up.

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 18:36

These are people with $1000 vape pens in $500 cars on $6000 wheels, if that answers your question.

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 20:30

I'm a huge fan of the film "Air Force One". There's this one scene after the Russians have sieged the plane. Gary Oldman's character asks in Russian "Where is the President?" One of his fellow "terrorists" says that the President got away in the pod. Then Gary Oldman shouts out a Russian word which some reason does not appear in English subtitles, like the other Russian dialogue so I'm guessing it's a swear word. I've tried to find this out on the internet but I can't even write the word as it's pronounced. I have watched this course and now I know how this phrase is pronounced and what it means. I will recommend this course to my friends.

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 21:58

The first time I read his description I thought he said he was interdicted by a Farragut battlecruiser, which would be pants-shittingly awesome.

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 22:52

but zimbabwe does have a king, he contacted me just the other day to let me know his father (the former king) just died and he would like to move 80 million usd worth of money through my bank account

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 04:52

At least it isn't fucking /b/tier shitter cancer, you negroid reddit son of a bitch. I see you typing around this "beautiful" reddit nonsense at the end of posts in order to exemplify your supposed disbelief, which in turn is used as a form of comic relief. Don't think I don't notice. You either make constructive posts bringing something new to the table or you fucking lurk. Don't make these empty upboat-like comments ever again, my friendy-tendy, or I'll make sure myself that the mods personally revoke your gold pass. You heard me right, sonny?

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 09:43

As hard hitting films such as Bill and Ted or perhaps Encino Manhave taught us, historical figures out of place do not know who the Burger King really is. But do any of us really know who the Burger King really is? A question we must all ask.

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 13:11

>implying islamic communism is not in effect by executive order

nice one

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 13:56

I can't not watch someone that sexy.

He like has just the right amount of asian in him and has those sexy muscles and arms.

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 16:17

Google―actually Alphabet―has made a few people rich but otherwise has depressed high tech wages in Silicon Valley by its relentless importation, and advocacy for same, of foreign programmers who will work for less and transform neighborhoods through over-occupancy. All this to make porn searches more efficient.

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 16:27

You can also tell by this how Gore is owned. His last interaction with the Clintons was a blowup in the Oval Office over Bill costing him the election, to which Bill reportedly asked him if he was responsible for Gore losing three debates to “this guy,” ie George W Bush. Supposedly Gore nearly had an aneurysm on the spot.

Now he is back trying to help Hillary win the office he had spent his entire life trying to attain, and which he feels he only lost because Bill was too busy banging interns and having fun to stop and think about his aspirations as well.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 20:38

Minimal graphical configuration that gets you started with a gnome3 (+ optionally xmonad) desktop

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 23:26

actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 13:33

I propose that the article be renamed "J.R.R. Tolkien's son", since Christopher was only notable for being his son and would not have been notable otherwise.

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 15:41

Today America united as a nation to decide how many alleged Trump gropes equals one alleged Bill/Hillary Clinton rape.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 16:38

>>114
Objection! I know that site!

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 18:13

You were really shallow, now you're deep for Harambe.

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 23:52

I'm glad we could learn so much about pineapples. Any fruit that can dissolve Jell-O gets my respect.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 04:47

I actually kind of feel bad for whoever was playing this. They were just trying to do a day of honest work while coping with their cerebral palsy, and then Polygon made them play Doom in front of the world.

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 11:16

Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?

A. Yes, of course. What I've done is change a glass of water into a Garfield comic without altering the accidents of the glass of water.

Q. The accidents?

A. Yes. The colour, feel, weight, size ...

Q. Do you mean that the glass of water is a symbol of a Garfield comic?

A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the physical substance of the glass of water into that of a Garfield comic.

Q. It looks like a glass of water.

A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a glass of water, it's a Garfield comic.

Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?

A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the physical form of the glass of water and, as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of physical change in terms of altered form, no such proof exists.

Q. Haven't you simply called this glass of water a Garfield comic?

A. Absolutely not. It is not a glass of water anymore. I have changed its actual substance. It would no longer be accurate to call it a glass of water. One could call it anything one wished but that would not alter the fact that it is a Garfield comic.

Q. Isn't this just a case of the emperor's new clothes?

A. No. With the emperor's new clothes people claimed to see something that wasn't there because they felt they should. I would be very surprised if anyone told me they saw a Garfield comic.

Q. Was it difficult to effect the change?

A. No effort at all. But it took me years of work before I realised I could do it.

Q. When precisely did the glass of water become a Garfield comic?

A. When I put the water in the glass.

Q. Does this happen every time you fill a glass with water?

A. No, of course not. Only when I intend to change it into a Garfield comic.

Q. Then intention causes the change?

A. I would say it precipitates the change.

Q. You don't know how you do it?

A. It contradicts what I feel I know about cause and effect.

Q. It seems to me that you are claiming to have worked a miracle. Isn't that the case?

A. I'm flattered that you think so.

Q. But aren't you the only person who can do something like this?

A. How could I know?

Q. Could you teach others to do it?

A. No, it's not something one can teach.

Q. Do you consider that changing the glass of water into a Garfield comic constitutes an art work?

A. Yes.

Q. What precisely is the art work? The glass of water?

A. There is no glass of water anymore.

Q. The process of change?

A. There is no process involved in the change.

Q. The Garfield comic?

A. Yes. The Garfield comic.

Q. But the Garfield comic only exists in the mind.

A. No. The actual Garfield comic is physically present but in the form of the glass of water. As the glass of water was a particular glass of water, the Garfield comic is also a particular Garfield comic. To conceive the category 'Garfield comic' or to picture a particular Garfield comic is not to understand and experience what appears to be a glass of water as a Garfield comic. Just as it is imperceivable, it is also inconceivable.

Q. Did the particular Garfield comic exist somewhere else before it took the form of a glass of water?

A. No. This particular Garfield comic did not exist previously. I should also point out that it does not and will not ever have any other form than that of a glass of water.

Q. How long will it continue to be a Garfield comic?

A. Until I change it.

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 13:24

yes, i gave mine to a girlfriend to take home. she only went and died. didn't feel i could ask her parents for it back at the funeral. sort of wish i had.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 17:20

Oh, you sad fat insane little man-woman. Lavrentiy Beria, basically said the same thing.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 21:01

Some dude having sex with a dog's babies while the dog is giving birth to them also the dog has like a foot jammed inside another baby's ass

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 23:33

I mean I'm all for fucks and boobies, but they should arise organically from the situation.

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 01:25

i just now realized that nutting on a plushie is gonna look pretty bad on my resume when i start looking for a job

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 01:37

Because you'd be in jail.

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 05:56

That's the leader of the free world we're talking about. He can't just grab random women by pussy.

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 16:30

Well, Australian media Rape = sexual misconduct when it's someone they like

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8442 02:26

You assume non-consent. I assume I wasn't in the room and have no way to judge that.

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8442 06:09

This will change your life, I promise. Go the nearest mosque and talk to the imam, he will help convert you to the happiest and best Muslim but only you can finish the job look for a nice building to crash into and kill yourself you fucking retard

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8442 14:26

beauty tip: after molting, eat your discarded skin to regain nutrients.

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8443 16:13

massage your penis and testicles as soon as you get off the bike.

NB This may lead to you being banned from many cycling cafes.

Alternatively, buy a cut-out saddle.

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8443 20:40

I’ve been surfing on-line more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours.
It is beautiful value sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made excellent content material as you did, the internet will probably be much
more helpful than ever before.

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8443 23:48

MAKE
ISTANBUL
CONSTANTINOPLE
AGAIN

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8444 15:36

I told him I would vote for Charles Manson before Hillary and I thought he was going to cry.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8444 18:09

Why not just eat a cute girl and cut out the middle man?

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8444 19:16

>>137
Is the "middle man" some kind of foul-tasting organ?

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8445 16:51

Yes. I only have zhuyin keyboard on my cellphone because I have the irrational fear of my computer being forever in chinese.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8445 19:43

grabs you by the pussy back the fuck off!?!?

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8445 19:44

*grabs you by the pussy* back the fuck off!?!?

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8445 20:08

Still haven't had a first cup of tea this morning, debugging the kettle and now iWifi base-station has reset. Boiling water in saucepan now.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8446 02:18

The disruptive innovation won't be a robot that has sex with you, it'll be a robot that welcomes you home with a cold beer or an expertly made Old Fashioned, makes you dinner and asks you how your day went.

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8446 09:44

Many of the cool and interesting things about him get overshadowed by his role in the Trail of Tears. You can whip the British at the Battle of New Orleans, survive the first attempted assassination of a US President, but commit ONE genocide...

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8446 10:09

Sorry, this issue is impossible to parse as is. Please clarify.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8446 21:25

Where can i get an acoustic piano like that? its amazing.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8446 22:34

Pootopia!
Ahahahaha! Aaaahahahahahahaha! Ahahahaha ohh, somebody call Seth Rogen!

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 04:37

aged 11 I did 30 minutes work experience in an insurance call centre and got a woman claiming her dog ate her whole ￡20 DVD player

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 12:56

Don't do it. In so doing, you're giving into idiotic evolution methods, bad game design, and paving the way for more Pokemon in the vein of Shelmet and Karrablast. Nobody should have to hold their system upside-down to simply evolve their Pokemon.

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 14:23

They weren't?

Joey wanted to be a star
Rachel wanted to work at Ralph Lauren
Monica wanted to be a chef
Ross wanted to be a dinossaur
Phoebe wanted to live off her music

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 15:29

KYULKYUNG IM A SHIT FOR YOU I LOVE YOU

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 18:35 

>Haven't had a full nights sleep since you were 12 and joined the monestary
>haven't eaten red meat in years
>spend all day copying bibles in a poorly lit cold slightly damp room for 7 years
>prior is a tight ass, so no talking or laughing. 
>turn the page on the original and find a farting snail meme in the margin.
>It's literally the funniest thing you have ever seen.

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8447 19:56

it happened from times to times sea people , huns , mongols ... peoples more used to guerrila and pillage come and destroy more sedentary societies... causes Climatic changes , more "barbarised" people having acess to war innovations ,fanatism... etc etc about the romans when people lost faith in the govern it fall...fast or slow but it fall one way or another. not trying to be offensive .

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8448 02:56

+KorabanVII It's a Cock-Gobbling Contest In Chi Chi LaRue's Latest 'Sucked Off In Weird Places'

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8448 10:26

“Ah, an allegory that uses animals to warn of the dangers of fascism!” you might think, reading the title The Furred Reich. Nope, it’s just your regular Nazi beastiality book where a dude fucks a leopard who is in the SS.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8448 17:10

>the probabilities for cryonics look good.

They don't have to look good, they just have to beat the probabilities of your mind surviving the alternatives. Current alternatives: cremation, interment, scattering over your favourite football pitch. Currently I'm wavering between cryonics and Old Trafford.

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8448 18:06

I fully support her conclusions. Reality is both racist and sexist. There is an old white man in a robe holding a staff telling non-Asian minorities in math classes "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8448 20:10

I'm OBSESSED with deli meats. Absolutely obsessed. Nobody knows more about store brand lunch meats than me. So naturally, I had to get one of these. I'm not going to lie, when it first arrived, I was so stoked, but then I realized that the cheese and the gross green stuff take up more than half of the keyboard. I was so blinded by my love for lunch meat that I didn't realize there was cheese on it. Who goes to the deli section and asks for cheese? Who even likes cheese? Of course, there was an easy solution- I bought two more of these so I could fully cover my keyboard with cold cuts. The keys don't really line up, but trust me, if you like lunch meat like I do, it's worth it.

4 stars because there's not enough meat on it.

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8449 01:42

I've always been a fan of these toys (collectibles) and toxoplasmosis arrived on time and met my expectations 100% . It's super cute and the fur is extra soft, so if you're getting it for someone who will play with it they'll love it.

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8449 02:10

The hotel has had a lot of disgusting murders and deaths that are very out of the norm like this, but hers is the most memorable of them for most because of this video.

The common conspiracy theory is that this is actually some place for government agencies to test mental experiments on unwilling humans or for the elite to pay and off people for fun, sort of dark web style. A lot of people there are overwhelmingly "unwanted", like homeless and very low income. Think old KGB conspiracy style stuff of kidnapping it's own citizens.

"The road on which the hotel stood - Main Street - quickly declined into the area known as Skid Row, with as many as 10,000 homeless people living within a four-mile radius and by the 1950s it had gained a reputation as a residence for transients."

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8449 21:49

Ahh ive forgotten pls move.
I think it was because with some hax u could just put a pic of item in tradescreen and when accepted u got the pic aka nothing

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8449 22:16

If laughing hurts do NOT go to Drudge now

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8450 05:28

“Antifa are the real fascists!”
No, the real fascists exist in the Platonic realm and oppress the Platonic oppressed group. All we see is a pale imitation.

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8451 00:24

have you ever experienced a fly over? unless your getting bombed its hard not to really like it.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8452 03:48

I don't know WHY you would do that, but I do know that it must take some crazy skill to balance a spinning soccer ball on the tip of your dick.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8452 04:22

That's coated with spirituality though. It would be nice to promote anti-materialism without Buddha and pretentious white hippies who don't bathe. You can live humbly and smell good at the same time.

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8452 05:54

It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8452 21:32

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8453 01:14

I bet deep down in what little remains of Hillary’s womanhood, she secretly yearns for a man like DT who has the stones to rub shit in her face at a public event like this. When was the last time she’s had any man standing a few feet from her rip her say the stuff that he said. Megyn & Hillary love Donald.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8453 09:53

Do you have any criticism of being ritually extorted by children in masks, other than that the custom is American?

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8454 02:12

I was so depressed the other day I actually dialed the Suicide hotline. Well, I misdialed and got the Iraqi Embassy.

But they got really excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a stick.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8454 06:23

Your "cons" are all millenial-type lifestyle bullshit. You can sleep late and play loud music and not deal with other people. Are you in high school? What adult seriously cares about that stuff?

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8454 12:11

Strong penalties for taking guns into the city would suit me just fine; farmers could still shoot feral pigs or whatever the fuck it is they need to shoot and dickhead wannabe gangsters in the suburbs would have to find some other way to show off.

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8454 13:44

The medievals, for example, were quite comfortable with the notion of historical cycles of progress and decline. After all, they were wandering in the visible ruins of the ancients. Granted they didn’t have calculus to model their own decline with, but can you blame them?

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8455 18:37

Robby Mook, Clinton's campaign manager was interviewed by Chris Wallace on Sunday. He said that 40% of voters in battleground states have voted early, and he implied that the Democratic ground game was largely responsible. He seemed very, very confident about his "ground game".

I guess that includes burial grounds.

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8455 20:56

thats why christainity is better.. we can mow the lawn w.o sinning

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8456 14:31

That's what I am confused about:

How can you play "lento" while your metronome is having a heartattack at 152bpm?

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8456 16:35

I hope someone teaches the source of >>177 about counting in quavers/8th notes

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8456 17:39

opposing an insane, disastrous, economically-ignorant federal clusterfuck is not "opposing affordable healthcare."

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8456 22:45

Can I use this in my future sextapes? (i'll give credit ofcourse lel)

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8457 21:17

>>178
Nope, I'm afraid they were discussing an authentic Chopin marking from before he gave up and went back to the standard of using Italian words for tempi.

There's been considerable debate among music historians as to why so many early metronome markings are fucking fast, but the prevailing view seems to be that that's just how they liked it and we're not obligated to like it.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8457 21:25

>>181 using

*only using
(oops)

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8458 12:55

I had a mental breakdown and accidentally cried on the phone with my parents. They set me up to see some kind of doctor this weekend.
But my chest looks pretty good.

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8459 13:05

  1. Hiroyuki claims 4chan is going under, even though Moot described it as financially stable just a year ago.
  2. Hiroyuki monetizes the site through ads, passes and donations to an extent which has never been seen before.
  3. Hiroyuki categorically refuses to disclose 4chan's actual server costs.
  4. Hiroyuki refuses to sell the site, despite having received multimillion dollar offers.
  5. Hiroyuki already pulled this exact scheme in Japan and even SOLD the credit card information of Pass buyers to criminals.

This is going nowhere. If I remember correctly, making threads ended up to be a pass-only feature on 2chan, which is exactly where we're headed. Our "leader" is a con artist who wants to cash out on 4chan and its users.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8459 21:25

>>184
I think I may have heard of this site.

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 00:27

You don’t live longer eating healthy food – it just seems longer.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 04:18

it'll depress her turnout more than a Radiohead concert at Auschwitz. In the rain.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 06:46

> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Stars and spaceships and shit.

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 14:00

Play The Sims once if you haven't. Look at how the dialogue tree system works and use it as a model for starting your own conversations.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 14:58

I'm not sure I have the energy to dissect failings of publishing industry in bursts of 140 characters

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 17:12

I sometimes imagine the wind is Allah and he caresses my skin and my hair like a father would his lost son.

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 18:17

MSG_EOR is only set by recvmsg() on the final part of Steve

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8460 22:34

Don't worry, I can pay you in high-speed lead pellets for the trouble of turning me down!

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8461 14:22

School children across the world will be taught that your country (that was founded in 1830) invented democracy, geometry, and philosophy! Lord Byron will write poems about how kickass you are and inspire the Brits to support your independence!

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8462 19:33

i imagine my life from a third person perspective for entertainment

maximum worth

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 00:04

>>189

> Talk about...
> Politics

Tip tew, zombo debadu. Zo be zeepfu, tah?

> Your brilliant insights on the role of economy in foreign policy are met with politely muted smiles, the kind that says "we will ignore this faux pas, but one more and you shall be asked to leave." Philistines.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 02:47

What loon would ever trust a Mason?

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 16:15

Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire.

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 17:00

I just realised that bees rule the world; if all bees die, most foods will die, then all animals aside from humans die, then... h u m a n s d i e

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 17:31

I am 4chan and I like GIRLS

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 21:26

Also I was in NYC this weekend and the only thing on at 3 in the morning after we got back in from drinking was TNG, so I watched Worf and his friend try and teach his son to be less of a weenie for a while. Then his friend tried to kill his son and Worf tackles him and he's like "no it is I your weenie son!" and now I kind of want this sort of dumb shit to be the next movie.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8463 21:29

Well in their defense, I think the developers were high.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8464 03:54

Kevin thinks he is the best. He is actually a scared being, because when they all were in trouble, he just curled up and said, "Help me mommy, help me!!! I want my blankey!!! I want my blankey!!!!!".
Kevin is a sea cucumber, and sea cucumber is the part of an animal group called echinoderms (animals that evolved with bilateral symmetry).

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8464 06:21

Also, I was banned by Bram from freesound.org for recording a sound of a hamster being roasted alive. That is censorship.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8464 10:28

> Cries over germans making fun of his language
> Posts pic with the word "Lieveheersbeetjes" in it

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8464 12:03

>>203
Dammit, I was trying to find a species that hadn't been on the show.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8464 19:16

Daily reminder that the ocean water control our damn weather.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8465 05:53

That reminds me of an old thread i partook in years ago about an OP and his asian girlfriend, who had an interesting take on sexy talk

Here's the OP of it:

My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.

>You're doing great!
>You're technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>I’m very proud of you

Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.

I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?

It's seriously fucking weird.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8465 12:58

We did it boys. I cried on the phone with my dad today. We really did it. Fly the W boys. Fly it

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 03:28

It makes me angry how people brush off how I feel. Oh well there's a lid for every pot hurr duur durr. NO. Nobody has clearly been in my kitchen. Too many lids not enough pots. I am not joking I have too many lids and not enough pots. Half of them don't even work on some pots because they are old lids and newer pots. Just like real life. Too many lids and not enough pots. Those lids just sit there and rot because nothing matches with them properly.

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 20:52

tags: electronic crying in my room free form space opera interdepartmental mall recording pisslife post-egalitarian folk jazz screamo Tennessee

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 01:14

I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because she obviously doesn't listen.

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 04:38

>>209
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 13:53

If women aren't capable of simple things like giving consent they also shouldn't be allowed to vote in elections.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 17:19

ah, an SJW is threatening Internet Shaming unless you do as she demands. How novel.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 19:37

Even then, I only needed to make one wrong turn after dark before I had a gang of historically disadvantaged youths on bikes chasing after me, shouting “COME BACK HERE WHITE BOY! RACISM = PREJUDICE + POWER!”

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 00:57

I honestly never thought I'd be one of those "Fuck the government" people. Then I started paying attention.

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 01:19

Nah bruh. Never trust no ho. My 2nd wife left me on some shit. The story is as followed. I was at work and I knew some shit with my girl has been weird lately. She hasnt really been affectionate and she ain't putting down anymore. I was fucking confused. Every Tuesday, this bitch makes some bomb ass wings with some Franks red hot and some homemade ranch. It was our thing. I come home and this bitch didn't make the god damn wings. Now I know this ho is tricking. I hit up my homie P to do some surveillance. He down as fuck. 9:26 p.m. that homie P calls and say that he just saw this bitch at 7/11 buying some Pringles and an Arnold Palmer. Suspect as fuck. I asked what flavor chips? He said original. Bitch straight playing bro. Everyone knows hos only eat salt and vinegar. I told him to follow and let me know where they at. He hits me and they at motel 7 on 22nd and King. She goes into room 72 and P and I wait a minute so we can catch her in the act. We end up going to the front desk and ask for a spare key because we locked out. Since we black and she was white, she gave it assuming I was this nigga Lavant. Shits trash. Go to the room with P and we bust in to see my bitch gobbling cock like she bobbin for apples. This homie Lavant and her making eye contact with me but she ain't stop bobbin. Disrespectful. I start yelling at her and she say shit like fuck you and your Tuesday wing ass bitch. That hurt because I thought that was an us thing even tho I just ate the wings and never cooked them. That home Lavant lightweight swole and he get up and ask who the fuck am I. I let him know foh with that busted shit. You fucking my Bitch so move on it then. He wasnt havin none of that. He tell me he gonna fix my broken ass and then take my girl to penetration station. This nigga clever as fuck. We square up and this homie butt ass naked. He beats my fucking ass. I don't think I even got a lick in. Homie stomped my face. My homie P cut to the hut because he wasn't having none of that shit. I'm straight leaking on the ground broken as fuck. My girl laughing as he ready to smash. He fuck this girl with me bloodied on the floor. Lightweight not even mad tho because he actually was better at sex tho. When they finished after the hour, he threw me a towel and lectured me on why all this happened. Lavant a straight up cat tho. After it was all said and done, we talked sports and he sold me a rainbow vacuum. Shit don't work for 500$ but you gonna say no to someone who just beat your ass in his bare ass and thenfucked your girls ass. Nah best investment I've done. We divorced two years later because I just got tired of having Lavant around my house not doing shit. They got to keep the house but at least I got my pride fam.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 01:40

>A month ago, I'd have dismissed talk of civil war. Now, I'm not so sure.

A month ago, you could dismiss people voting for Hillary as stupid or misguided. Now, they're all clear and present dangers to civilization who support a corrupt, demon-infested creature.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 11:54

3 years after I reviewed “Twisted!”, a book about roller coasters that have sex with each other (yes, really – read the “Look Inside” on Amazon) the author emailed me to demand I remove it from this site. I will do no such thing.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 22:52

When I lived in Canada for a spell, I had a local bar/microbrewery with a kitchen. The staff and I got along really well, so I ended up having the privilege of being to able to order whatever I wanted. As long as the kitchen had the ingredients, they'd make it. I ordered breakfast at noon, despite them not having a breakfast menu. Cooks and chef would magick something up. Continental-style, Californian, whatever.

One day, I ordered a grilled cheese. Not on the menu, because it was all "sweet potato fries", and "steak with arugula salad" and shit like that. No boring-ass grilled cheese here. So when I ordered, one of the younger cooks blinked at me and said "aight, lemme try this", and came back with two slices of sour-dough and some melted cheese he had heated up in a pan. It was more dry than my ex after I told her she needs to stop being such a cunt. So, there I was, with his chef sitting across from me on the patio, shooting the shit, and we look at this sad, cardboard-like abomination of a bread and scratch our collective heads.

"Shawn, come over here. What is this?"

Turns out, he had never made a Grilled Cheese before, and he had no clue what the essentials were. So, chef and I went into the kitchen (as in, I stood at the doorstep, because rules) and trained Shawn how to grill a cheese. The butter, my friend. Add some of that back bacon. Yeah, now some spices.

After that, Shawn was able to magick one of the sickest loaded Grilled Cheese I had had in my life. Good times.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 14:52

Alright now I'm nervous. For the past few weeks Trump has been looking like a sure thing in Florida and it looked like we were well onto our way towards making America great again. Then I got to the polling booths..

I hopped out of my Uber with my MAGA hat and instantly regretted bringing it 100s of Hispanics and Blacks who had been lining up for god knows how long just turn around and give me the most hateful of looks. They're all draped in I'm With Her t-shirts and that goddamn Hillary arrow symbol bullshit flooded the area. I then got to the poll booth tapped Trump on the screen and split through the crowd of minorities all crying about how it was time that America moved forward. I got into my Uber and left with tears welling in my eyes.

All in all I think we have lost Florida and I'm just hoping Michigan and Maine pull through.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 18:31

My 3 1/2 year old and 1 1/2 year old are yelling "I love you!" to each other through their bedroom walls.

Just a reminder what we're actually voting for

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 21:12

1 fixed computer == one groping session

if they ask me to fix their computer, i put my hand up and slip them a pre-typed letter, intimating that i will fix their computer, better than it has ever been fixed, if they will stand motionless for 3 minutes while i grope and fondle their body. i may also grunt and make noises of satisfaction. they are not to look at me, or make any faces, or mention it occurred to anybody. this can occur at a location of their choosing. only then will i fix their computer for free. this worked once in college but she was fat as hell. most other girls though just read the letter and roll their eyes. did you really think i would fix your computer for free, bitch? is this any different than you trading your entire pussy for chad's resources? i am just making it explicit, and so i am the "disgusting" one. cunts.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 22:26

Relax. Four years ago, Romney was Hitler too.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 04:27

It's always entertaining to watch Democrats vow to leave the country when a Republican wins an election. Now they're threatening suicide. This is way better.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 08:01

Just thinking about how in a decade, we’ll either be saying “remember when we were terrified of Donald Trump becoming president?” or “remember the Before Times, when the Topside was livable?”

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 09:25

Cute girl who can speek Spanish but I can’t respond because I can’t speak Spanish

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 11:28

>>228
At least you both speak the universal language of cuddling.

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 11:37

HE DOESN'T DRAW FUTA YOU FAGGOT HE DRAWS TRANNIES LEARN THE DIFFERENCE OR DON'T SHITPOST ABOUT THIS AT ALL FUCK

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 01:24

This man knows literally nothing about creativity. Anyone with even a passing familiarity knows pain is creative fuel, for those that have an engine to put it in.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 01:54

Fuck knows, this sort of shit is all over the internet right now. I think some of the Trump people are taking the 'we must unite together as one to heal our nation' shit a little bit literally, and are wandering from forum to forum trying to assimilate people like a mentally retarded Borg.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 06:06

I see alot of people that are supposed to be CHRISTIANS saying things like "well he aint my president ". The Bible has a totally different view than what you are espousing right now . Romans 13vs1 tells us how to behave on this topic." Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God." If you are a CHRISTIAN then you MUST still obey our LORD and SAVIOR. The reality is we should care far less about politicians and FAR more about our souls and taking Salvation to the world ! If you really want to change this world then FOLLOW GODS WORD.

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 18:11

Trump is kicking a black family out of gov't housing...

Some animosity is to be expected.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8473 04:11

i was just coming back from a hard but satisfying day at the very real and respectable job that i have irl and 4 hillbillies pulled up next to me in a pick-up truck painted like a confederate flag and pointed a shotgun at me. they yelled "get ready to die nigtard!" and i told them that actually i am italian but regardless it is illegal to murder someone because of the color of their skin in america but they just laughed and told me not anymore cuz trump is president now and to "just wait until january" before peeling off while hooting and hollaring. i'm literally crying and shaking but i can't call the police because black lives matter. #notmypresident #canada

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8473 17:09

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill gays, make slavery legal again and take away women's rights.

Like he's a Muslim or something.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8473 20:38

Juncker, unelected drunk, gives his pleb opinions that are conveniently in line with the worst possible outcomes for EU states.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 04:57

If you want to stop the protesters all you have to do is play the national anthem and they'll sit down.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 06:03

Shorter 2016--
Hillary Clinton: "I read Alinsky."
Donald Trump: "I read Sun Tzu."

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 09:07

This is why you need a GUN. When feminists terrorists come tearing your door down you can shoot them all and it'll be alright.

You think "oh everything is fine I don't live in a shithole like America", then this information is revealed and you're not prepared. "Oh socialists just want to tax me, it's not like the would do me any harm" Yeah obviously their intention is to kill anyone who gets in their way.

A gun is the LAST LINE between you and terrorism and death. It is the hard shell that ensures everything

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 16:10

sweet jesus pooh, that’s not honey! you’re reposting the same image so many times it’s gradually disintegrating due to repeated JPEG compression artefacts!

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 18:28

Do birds ever land in the window where you can grab em, jerk off on em and let em go again? Do you ever do that? Jack off on the birds? Do you?

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 23:19

holy fuck they actually wear face masks, just like in Phoenix Wright.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8478 04:21

I can't masturbate to big ass curvy and sexy black women because the colour of their skin and the corresponding colour of their palms and feet look so different that it makes me want to puke everytime I watch porn featuring black women.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8478 21:42

I'd rather shoot with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 01:06

if you work as a barista like most vice readers and trump comes in and asks for a latte give that fucking fascist extra foam

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 05:12

"I like to say 'quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark!" --Thomas Hobbes, 1637

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 10:15

I'm a transgender muslim, and a couple of Trump supporters from Alabama who were on vacation here, told me to go back to my country. I told them that Germany is literally my country, but they said it doesn't matter and that I'd have to, quote,"go back to Mexico".

I literally can't even right now, I'm scared that they'll come back

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 00:09

feelio when lack of whoaposts
I need something that blows my mind like my mom blows my sister's cock
#whoa

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 00:08

To the people at Netflix : You know…we were one tanked network sitcom away from an ‘accidental’ realease of Winona Ryder’s nude photos. One. Now that her career has been revived, we can kiss that dream good-bye. Granted, it’s post-wall but still kind of milfy – Winona Ryder, but this late Baby Boomer watched that little girl from Beelejuice grow up on camera waiting for that moment, and now it’s gone. The alt-right didn’t even care that she was born Winona Horowitz – you were bringing America together for once, and you ruined it! You should be ashamed of yourselves.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 14:54

it's a refreshing addition to a Summer '16 meme canon that was starting to get a bit stale.

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 22:53

you may be familiar with the small jumping man from donkey kong, but his spinoff more than holds its own

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 12:25

>But if Trump is the Emperor, I can see why some people might want to fall to Chaos.

Just more heresy from a slave of Slaanesh. Blind to the fact he is the reason for the necessity of the Empire, and innately fearful of the Emperor like the light of the sun that lays evil bare.

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 12:35

more like Gott König des Leutnants Kapitän der Korvetten ein Volk unter Gott segnen Amerika Dresden nie vergessen Siebenjähriger Krieg Sparen Musketier Ryan Wehrmacht Luftwaffe Kriegsmarine Zweites Reich Oberst Unteroffizier

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 18:29

don't ask why I packed a selection of Lego men in my hand luggage

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 01:05

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
Hillary Clinton will never be president.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 01:41

This is the reason that America has the world's best meteorologists. We actually have weather. Real weather. And it matters.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 01:52

Out of the thousands of man hours spent playing World of Warcraft and sub par PS2 titles, what I most regret, is wasting time watching Hannah Montana every morning before school.

I think being subjected to god awful disney shows had a considerable impact on the development of my soul and character during childhood.

The 400 or so hours spent watching iCarly, Wizards of Waverly place and the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody are precious childhood moments I will never get back. This thought sickens me.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 23:23

I don't understand the point of boats when people can just turn into boats whenever they want.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 02:17

We have a situation where we have our LGBTQ youth, blacks and Latinos, they are living in hell because it’s so dangerous. You walk down the street, you get oppressed.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 04:00

I know not what causes this homosexuality but I can suspect that a long history of exclusive polygamy, lack of clear sexual dimorphism due to a long agrarian history and perhaps reduced neanderthal admixture, and perhaps other irrelevant reasons

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 15:19

Please post his full name in the future. Abraham Shinzo.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 16:23

I have a semi-relevant story if anyone cares to listen/see. Early tonight I had approached a couple strangers for a light when I received some olfactory sense-data that I interpreted as weed, leading me to ask if either of them knew where I could get any. They were initially sketched out, but one of them eventually said he didn’t have any to sell but he could get me high and produced a pipe. I took some hits, thanked him and walked off. I immediately felt a sense of regret and shame for not offering to give the dude a couple bucks. I didn’t have any cash on me, but I could have at least offered to walk to a nearby ATM, but no that would’ve seemed sketchy as fuck! Like, “ok stay right here while I get you some money I’ll be right back” or “come with me, we’ll go to an ATM and I totally won’t rob you or bust you along the way,” yeah that’s not suspicious at all. And so I was feeling all this remorse, like I was experiencing negative emotions that would probably be registered at levels approaching BPD. Then I realized that the unpleasantness of the encounter was not at root caused by the actions I did/didnt perform; it was in fact mainly the result of the social context in which the encounter occurred which contains features such as the police state and the closure of space that is safe (explanation of fear/paranoia) and capital (explanation of the weight and hostility of the monetary implications of the interaction that hung in the air which I only perceived in retrospect). Things could’ve been different. That experience could’ve on differently. I could have encountered those men as men and women who are enveloped in the nurturing mythology of an ensouled world encounter each other, but I’m not. Instead I live in a world filled with dead matter where people are means to ends, and the ends is the accumulation of capital, or at least that’s what is the constant shadowy implication of experience in general now.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 19:33

Exasperated is no way to go through life, which is why I prefer to be alone.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 23:05

I thoroughly support Keith Ellison for DNC chair. Only a brown Muslim truly understands how to appeal to working class white voters.

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 00:21

The day we tear down the Spire is the day we know Ireland is finally free

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 00:37

beatboxing
BANE ON THE PLANE
beatboxing
EXTREMELY PAIN

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 07:10

Arabs can't even fight a bunch of khat addled Yemeni peasants from atop a mountain of expensive armaments, how do you expect them to actually fight Ivan?

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 15:49

I absolutely love videos that are titled in all lower case and are less than 20 seconds long - it's art.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 19:36

tears are streaming down my face and i can barely breathe as i clutch my lubed up cock.

holy fuck this is the funniest shit

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 03:22

I don't know if irish people know that their courage is considered an shinig example for many italians who see in the story of the republic of ireland the most significant example of struggle against imperialism. Yesterday and today. Thanks to brave man of ireland

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 03:32

Why did you post a picture of Louis Cachet? He wasn't involved in any black metal stuff, he's not even Norwegian, just a simple rural Frenchman

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 14:41

Down the block in the street is a flattened squirrel for whom i feel some grief, some sense of loss. That wee rodent never executed a middle class small business owner for complaining when his shop was nationalized. Going to miss that squirrel a lot more'n the rat bastid dictator.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 14:50

It's what Wittgeinstein was saying about language, that concepts are only meaningful in the context in which they're usually applied. Camus was on the same track when talking about the search for meaning.

Language is fine if you're using it to understand if the next tribe is coming over the hill to murder you. But we've built on it so much that now we're using it to try to understand things that aren't meant to be understood.

Women aren't built to be understood. At least not by men. Language breaks down. We're never going to understand why we exist because we're applying words to contexts that don't accept that meaning. It's the same thing with women: we're trying to use language to break down a moment-to-moment experience that neither men nor women truly know.

We'd be better off if we never learned to talk. There's a hardship that comes from the usage of language in a context that has no resolution.

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 18:39

>>273 I saw a squirrel in the road the other day that had been run over so that all the skin and hair was stripped off of its tail, leaving nothing but the exposed bone. It was pretty macabre.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8490 04:28

Aside from one great sopping vagina, the players enjoyed themselves.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8490 21:21

Reddit is not free speech. I have been attacked by Christians, Muslims, atheist and Jews. They hacked my Reddit account. I saw God in California, Jesus is God, Jesus is not the Messiah, the Messiah is the son of Joseph, I am the son of Joseph, I am the Messiah. If they have not seen Jesus, they do not know Jesus. Jesus is not dead on a cross. Jesus is not invisible. Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are all false religions so I created a new religion called Timothean. Google gotimothy and follow me on Twitter and YouTube. Alex Jones, Jesse Ventura and David Icke who got most of their information from me. I knew 9/11 was a false flag and was preaching that minutes after it happened in AOL chat rooms under the screen name gotimothy. The movie conspiracy theory was inspired by my book the Gospel of Timothy. Join my religion before it’s too late. Christians and Muslims and Jews will war against each other until they kill each other off. That’s God’s plan.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 05:22

Websites like Failblog, Lamebook and r/cringe encourage people to laugh at those who fail. And if you expose yourself to enough of this utter dross, then you’ll become increasingly hesitant to start any new project.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 05:48

i'm looking for a wallpaper like the image. rick naked with the axe but less gay than the image.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 13:15

You will have to become a heroin addict like the rest of us more long term posters have. You will not only enjoy things again, but you will also enable an early death, which is what imageboard users also want so dearly. Ever notice how most posters here are under 30? Heroin.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 13:55

kek
kek <- this one
kek
kek
kek
kek
kek
kek
kek

almost topkek

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 18:17

this song makes me thirsty for juice and makes me feel good inside.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8491 22:04

I'm glad I'm not the only one peeved by the lack of pride and workmanship shown in most bukkake videos.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8492 03:45

I wish I even had a skeleton.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8492 04:42

.@tedcruz hey T can you pick me up diet coke and some menthols before you drop by, thx

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8492 17:21

The answer is depressing familiar: they were victims of their own mild success, and the world begrudges and resents nothing more than those who experience the most minor of brushes with fame. Appear on Eggheads and you'll be ostracised by your nearest and dearest. Get your photo in the local paper as the result of a daring cat-rescue and you get frozen out of the group chat. Decide to upload a grainy video of yourself shuffling to a Route 94 song in the hope that you might get a free pair of trainers out of it? You've fucked it. You've utterly fucked it. Why've you fucked it? You've fucked it because you've danced your way above your station.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8492 19:02

headlights on cars are always white... we need more black and brown headlights...

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8492 21:22

i used fake knee-highs on good knee-high day. i am an asshole and quite possibly now regarded by otaku as a terrorist.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8493 00:24

This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your 'Rapeyverse' video- it ruined Steven Universe for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even liking it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of heart failure when she was only 7 years old. The show? She liked it.... because so many of the characters reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me.... ....You WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of youtube shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned soldier. 6.5 feet, about 300 pounds, ex-navy, doesn't go online much, doesn't have profiles, but he knows a few very good programmers he goes to sometimes when his kids run into 'trouble' online. He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the sun, even strike him and he won't hit back (high pain tolerance)... but you fuck with his little girl and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his daughter emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn twig without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's fighting 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against him before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for mercy, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding. After he consoled his crying daughter about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use words to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-60% as pissed as my brother. Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your rapeyverse video and he gave me a look that almost gave me a heart attack (it was his eyes more than anything) and calmly said "Daniel, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey shoot. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'Daniel' I know shit just got real. I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional interrogator, he got some enemy combatants to talk during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of pain to someone without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you, E;R ...almost.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8493 17:34

>>289
I hope the original commenter gets castrated.

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8494 00:07

Roses are red, violets are blue, Wololo, now roses are too.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8494 15:20

Well the weather outside is frightful
But inside is equally frightful
No matter which room you go
Full of crows
Full of crows
Full of crows

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8494 17:53

Judging by what Ragnaros says after being summoned, I think it is safe to assume that Majordomo is Ragnaros' alarm clock

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8494 20:18

In the same way Marxism robs workers of ambition, Feminism robs men and women of love.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8494 23:49

baby shoes:
buy one
get one

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8495 04:49

I am a vegan jew and even I eat bacon

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8495 05:49

By Mohammad's holy beard, i have never seen anything like this before
what kind of taqiya is this?

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 00:35

In the good news department, there's this:

Stein drops PA lawsuit for recount and admits to being an idiot.

I might have made that last part up.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 04:57

>>298
So... more donation money for The Greens, no refunds? Shrewd!

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 16:07

the old game of "retarded child or old lesbian" continues

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 16:49

I got upgraded from smile & wave to smile & wave + hi

I need to call the expert.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 18:01

Because after this terror attack I haven’t heard anything about, you know, ‘We’re praying for the victims’ or this and that. I’ve heard things about how we need to understand Islam, the vibrant Somali community we have here, how we need to embrace them even though this is the third attack by a Somali in the last year here in Columbus, and all this stuff about, you know, Muslim sensitivity.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8496 19:49

You must be really new here, because pretty much everyone in here is an edgelord who doesn't carry any actual opinions. You may be forgiven for thinking that people here have opinions, but I assure you that it is all an illusion. What you think are opinions are merely attempts at insulting each other.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8497 01:35

donald trump just wonder traded me a rattata

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8498 19:19

How do you define social justice warriors?

They’re the ones who weaponize compassion.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8498 20:15

If you want to incorporate cripples, gimps, and ‘tards into your game, there is an easy way to do it, and all you have to do is look back to the Sacred Texts brought down from the peaks of Lake Geneva by the blessed prophet Gygax: 3D6 in order, bichez

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8498 21:43

anime nazi foot soldiers realizing their leadership doesn’t ’t respect them or anime is the political fissure to watch for in 2017

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8498 23:26

>>306
Amen

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8499 02:06

Democrats: "We have to ban all guns! Even though we have no evidence that it will help us! Think of the children!"

Me: "We have to expose the worlds largest pedophile ring, here is all the facts and evidence we need to expose #PizzaGate! Think of the children!"

Democrats: "Fake news."

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8499 04:22

Gen Z as they call them are going to be fucking amazing. Ultra nationalistic, traditional, and no PC bullshit.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8499 17:29

>yfw Gen Z

( ・ω・)

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8500 18:03

This series has basically been HP Lovecraft's Maximum Overdrive.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8500 18:32

The episode was 'mountain of madness', season 8, first aired Feb 2 1997. (Gee, almost exactly ten years ago!!) The one where Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8500 20:03

>>313
Is that a Lovecraft allusion?

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8500 20:58

>>314
Lovecraft wrote a story called "Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy." The episode is inspired by that short story, though the changed the name.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8500 23:15

you are white you dumb nigger

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 02:17

The meme is up, kiddo

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 09:59

>>311
STOP.
STEALING.
OUR.
JAPANESE.
EMOJIS. YOU LITTLE NAZI FUCKS.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8503 07:37

If you see this while scrolling the comment section, you have been visited by the AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS

All of the gains you made today will be DOUBLED but only if you post "AWAKEN MY MASTERS" in a reply to this comment.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8503 17:45

The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the site, I get all kinds of porn! I tried going to hotmale.com on my daughter’s computer too and the problem persisted.

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8503 23:22

According to Lithuanian scientists one has an approximately 16.(6666) chance of winning a game of Russian roulette.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8504 12:49

>>318
(・∀・)
no thanks

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8504 17:12

>>318 ^_^

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8504 17:55

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325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8505 13:39

The Bible is not a credible source since it was written by Jews

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8505 20:03

Exactly. I'm a nice, pussy classical liberal at heart, but the left is making me pick between my sons singing hymns to transsexuality and paying for Travon's seven offspring while being shipped off to die in some middle east hell hole to preserve a country who's people hate me and my religion ORRRRRRR ovens.

So, ovens it is.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8505 22:55

I've only met two people who actually watch anime irl. You know how they watch it? They'll fucking tell you.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8505 23:19

three words: three laser pointers

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 01:35

Replacing Shakespeare with a black feminist lesbian is a step in the right direction, but it would've been much better (and more diverse) to replace him with Ayishah Omar bin al-Khattab, the highly regarded gender queer HIV-infected Muslim atheist (one-legged) midget from the Swahili Coast, who also writes poetry.

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 02:23

>>329
The problem is that the people you're parodying don't really exist. Someone who advocates for better representation of the gender queer is unlikely to use the word "one-legged," and they probably wouldn't be crazy about atheists because atheists are privileged white boys who aren't feminist enough.

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 02:50

I like to get up halfway through and loudly say "WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISNT ______" where the blank is a movie of a wildly different genre and cinematography, to the extent where I should have realized that I was in the wrong theatre the moment the movie began. I then of course have to leave the theatre or else the joke falls flat. I've missed out on the third act of several movies because of this. One third act I didn't miss however, was during the theatrical run of David Fincher's Se7en, which (unlike subsequent releases and television airings) actually showed the contents of the box.

Or sometimes I'll just say "THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING" every time a character gets hurt.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 04:10

What part of "I don't speak English" don't you understand? As I said, I don't speak your language at all, I can communicate with you only in the written form of English.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 19:55

I could feel a burning sensation through my entire body. I looked up and was almost blinded by the street light. I'll kill the people who make these. No no no! Ace! Com'n snap out of it. But I couldn't I ran into a nearby alley and sat in the darkness. But I began to chock. I looked down to see my cross. It had a strange aura around it. Cursed thing!!! NO! I gotta get control over this situation.

Than I grabbed the cross. It burnt me. And began to choke me even more it was starting to get hard to breath. Ahh!! I have to get this off! No. Gotta keep it on. It might keep me under control. I started to breath hard. Pain started surging through my body.

Suddenly a woman ran into the ally. She had a panicked look on her face. But she couldn't see me. The shadows made sure of that. I could sneak up and torture her if this blasted cross wasn't on me. Stay away from her!! Come on! Get out of here!!

But I saw why. Three men walked in and started to push here into the wall.

"What should we do to her?? I don't like it when people run." Said the first guy.

"I say we kill her. Or better yet lets just rape her." The other guy replied.

"Well boy's." The biggest guy said. "Lets get started."

"Heh, heh, heh, yes do it." What the hell am I saying!?? Help her!!

"Stay out of this Ssspader you're mine now."

One of the guys heard me. And saw me. He started to walk towards me.

"Well what do we have here??" I was still crouched over in pain. He must think I'm a druggie. And I was right. "This guy must be high on something?? Wanna rough him up a bit fellas??"

"Yeah why not?? But hold on a sec." He punches the girl in the face. Thats gonna hurt in the morning. But now they were coming towards me. They circled around me.

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8506 20:13

Sep 21: Bubsy remains defiant. Three months and counting. It is my belief that everyone simply accepts that one of our whiteboards is the eternal home of a forgotten mascot.

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8507 01:08

>>334
BUBSY ♥

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8507 14:36

Birth rate problem comes from low Reptillian gene factor in closed Japaneese civilization! Too many slaves and not enought alpha masters, who makes families and companies. Peoples who like manga are 100% antireptillians. Their eyes are like cat's. Guess who will take this country, when ALL normal peoples with no greed of power will die naturally.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8507 16:06

The gameplay is bad, and that affects the gameplay.

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 16:23

Gotham City must be built atop the prison of a god of madness and obsession or something.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 17:19

Prep, jock, stoner, hipster, metalhead, I hate labels. Its just a bunch of crap, were all people. Except nerd cause I am one haha. You can tell cause of all these chinese manufactured commodities in my room. Logitech… drools haha. Logitech is so good at making devices that interface with other device lol. Im an animal and want to be fucked lol. I want to feel another persons body warmth haha

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 19:32

Trying a new way of drawing cum. Let me know what you guys think.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 20:33

>>340
WELL?

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 21:03

EpVI - Third film, three final battles; Vader v Luke v Emperor, Assault on Death Star Redux, Teddy Ruxpin's cannibal cookout (okay, so the Ewoks are not technically cannibals; but everyone forgets they were going to BBQ Han and Luke before Leia stepped in. How many Stormtroopers were put on the spit after the battle was over? Did any of the Rebels 'try the local cuisine'?

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 22:01

>>341
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czxt79SWQAAUL9c.jpg

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8508 22:16

LCD Soundsystem is playing Daft Punk is Playing at My House at my house!

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8509 02:45

I have three sons; one is my assistant, one is a professional singer, and one likes this thing called “scat.” The last one is my punishment. I am also happily married.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8509 16:38

You have to choose between having a cat or having nice things. Can't have both.

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8510 20:00

Me and my fellow mujahideen beheaded a kuffar earlier today. Make Allahu Akbar Again.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 05:08

>>343
Overall, it just looks weird.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 05:09

Forgot my sage

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 11:31

>>343 Pretty grotesque! But keep at it!

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 19:29

people actually think this is a movie clip. well it's not. it's actually a PSA for women to help them realize that when a man speaks they are to do as told. in this case the bitch should have cooked those fucking eggs.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 20:05

The man that shot the Russian Ambassador to Turkey screamed "Allahu Akbar" before firing. We are trying to find out what that means.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8512 03:06

that's jail in the future, you get trapped at the top of a tower for a couple of years and you need to use that spear to kill birds for food

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8512 19:03

donkey kong country is more of an island also its a lawless savage land

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8512 22:45

Fallout is made by an American dev, set in America, with constant references to American pop culture, whose main gimmick is a scifi setting against a backdrop of 50's Americana. Foreigners shouldn't even be allowed to play, go back to Mexico. We all know you weirdos don't even get any of the jokes and just play for the loli sex mods, anyway.

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 01:38

I was going to ask, "What's the feminine equivalent of Pajama Boys?" But then the answer popped into my head: "Pajama Boys."

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 01:54

I'm sick of this. I'm going to trigger EVERYONE.

What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing.

What's the objective in Jewish football?
To get the quarterback.

What's an Irish seven course dinner?
A boiled potato and a six pack.

What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Did you hear about the Irish gay couple, Patrick FitzRoy and Roy FitzPatrick?

Did you hear about the airliner that crashed in a Polish cemetery?
Yeah, they recovered 11,000 bodies.

A Mexican and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 03:48

merry christmas faggots
new code for dock, it's always pastel now. alt color is duller, suitable for neutral colors and photos. I darkened the shadows under the nav bar to help it stick out above the dock but visually combine with the lace. I will eventually share it I swear

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 05:49

lol what I'm so confused yet laughing historically

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 17:43

>>357
I don't get the Polish one. But otherwise, these are great.

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 21:05

>>360
Presumably a concentration camp joke, as both sets of bodies would be charred

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 01:57 

Maybe the original Rangers were dinosaurs? That'd be pretty awesome, I wanna see that movie instead

Dinosaurs riding around in giant mechanical teenagers!

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 02:30

>>360 it plays on the durrrr polish r dum setup of such jokes. A plane that carries 400 some passengers tops crashes in a graveyard, and the Poles just find a ridiculous number of bodies IN A GRAVEYARD that's the joke get it?

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 16:58

>>363
I got it yesterday afternoon while I was away from computer.

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 19:21

I am shocked, shocked that a neurotic gay Jewish lawyer had a bitchy meltdown in public. I truly feel bad for that poor child of his.

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 19:47

>>363
It'd be better if it was a single pilot plane

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 23:41

I'm not paying for your unnecessary equipment. An artist can do just as well in MS Paint as he could in some other program.

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8515 00:52

Looking for the SAFEST airline to fly with? Apparently Muslims are boycotting Delta now

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8515 04:00

>>368 you've got it completely backwards. If you're ISIS or whoever, Delta is the airline you're going to hit for that very reason, whereas just Muslims aren't going to do shit.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8515 08:36

Sina Weibo is the perfect example of a tyrranical, hierarchal dictatorship manipulating its public into adopting a single party-approved hivemind of opinion. The company has to closely monitor all posts and remove anything which might threaten the CCP's reputation, or mention the tiannamen square incident, or the great leap forward rural genocide. And just as how normies virtue signal on Facebook with pictures of them petting african children for likes, Weibo users suck CCP dick for likes.

I wouldn't be surprised if 20%-50% of users were bots

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8515 20:33

If Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, and Nancy Reagan couldn’t stop black markets from forming, don’t you think it’s about time to admit capitalism isn’t optional?

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8516 02:31

I saw that Jane Fonda was trending on facebook and got really excited that she might have died. No such luck. 2016, you missed a big one.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8516 06:49

>british gun
>japanese girl

The requirements for being Irish seem to fall lower with each passing day.

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8516 18:41

thank you for posting two girls who are almost covered head to toe so we can see how attractive they are, you are my greatest ally

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8518 18:31

My sister is crying over Kung Fu Panda 2

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8519 03:33

All those girls who say, "I have a boyfriend" when you ask them out need to confront their cis-couple privilege.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8519 23:35

I don't see the problem with doping. We've pretty much hit the peak of what humans can achieve physically outside of drugs, and as a result, sport becomes boring.

We should just allow it to be open to everything - drugs, cybernetic implants, genetic engineering. I want to see 9ft high Chinese baseball players pumped with steroids leaping 30ft in the air on pneumatic legs.

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8520 03:55

>I don't see the problem with doping.

Because it becomes a matter of who can afford what.

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8520 04:36

Just as the night rises against the day, the light and dark are in eternal conflict. So too, is the Anglo the greatest enemy of the dominant species on earth, mankind. The Anglo is a biological creature, crafted by nature, which has hands, legs, eyes and mouth, even the semblance of a brain. Nevertheless, this terrible creature is only a partial human being.

Although it has features similar to a human, the Anglo is lower on the spiritual and psychological scale than any animal. Inside of this creature lies wild and unrestrained passions: an incessant need to destroy, filled with the most primitive desires, chaos and coldhearted villainy.

An Anglo and nothing more!

Not all of those who appear human are in fact so. Woe to him who forgets it!

British and Irish barbarians, Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians and Amerifat skin savages all make up this modern underworld of subhumans that is always headed by the appearance of the eternal Anglo.

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8521 01:38

Gritty I Dream of Jeanie reboot will make Game of Thrones look like Capt. Kangaroo.

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8521 05:51

>16th century
>not knowing latin

You don't deserve to read the bible you vile pleb

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8521 08:54

It seems your empathy is well warranted, and the educational standards by which one learns to differentiate between contractions and possessive pronouns has not been available to you. You're most unfortunate, especially in trolling, as this mark of fundamental ignorance is well precedented and easy to avoid. Perhaps if you weren't poor your parents could have afforded a grammar school education

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8521 09:35

The gay stuff is ball draining hot. But this book fundamentally misunderstands the electoral college so I couldn't give it more stars.

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8522 01:22

I Can't Believe My Little Sister Made America Great Again

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8522 11:36

i get that parents are shitty in the uk (there's a tv show where patents send their uk kids to other countries, including America) but you should kill yourself man. you sound like a complete waste of matter. i know it sounds harsh bud but take it into consideration. i can tell you aren't smart and you don't do well in school and you have no future. what's the point of going on? your whole life is going to be shitty

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8522 19:14

I wonder what Zizek thinks about Sonic.

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8523 18:04

On how often you use the word "slave" so are you mired in delusions. Slave, by definition, can't have such a vast country. In Russian civilization, everyone can have the will and desire. One for all and others fault is personally mine. When everyone has one better future, everyone wants to achieve it together. And everyone can access it only by having a conscience. Model of domination over others will never reach maximum success without the involvement of each. You don't even know our culture, and already you have the courage to humiliate. In our Soivet films created ideals of justice, our science fiction create ideal future where humanity has flown into space, where they qualitatively improve itself. Western futurologists don't think about the future at all. They just trying to make a new war with Russia.

The whole civilized Western world - this is our stumbling block.

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8523 19:36

I'll take the gayest coffee you have. In fact, cancel that. I'll have a tea.

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 00:00

I wonder if this is the same as the American greeting used frequently in O'Hara's Appointment in Samarra, spelled "Hyuh". O'Hara seems to put it in the mouths of the male characters more often. The story takes place in Pennsylvania in 1930. I don't see that spelling in more recent texts.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 01:44

Hottest thing I've seen all day. Haruhi looks genuinely attracted to and interested in Mikuru, instead of just molesting her on a whim.

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 01:49

Brought a girl over to the house, just for ten minutes. Everyone was supposed to be gone and we were grabbing some stuff before we hit the movie. Yet somehow, we turn the corner into my room and there he is: The Ultimate Father, standing in the center of it in nothing but tighty whities and a saint louis cardinals ballcap. Time seemed to slow down as he reached out towards me, jar of medical creme in hand. “This is for your insane ass rash, that was so bad we had to go to the doctor and get prescription ass rash cream for it. Have fun out there kiddo” he said, the words ringing out like a bell. I stumbled, numb, trying to run but my legs betraying me. There was no time. It was too late. “And aren’t you going to introduce me to this sexy young lady?” he said. I began to scream.

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 03:08

“he’s been bored to death his whole life.” Smart people do not get bored. They make their own interests. Dumb people who want you to think they're smart, so feign disinterest are chronically, profoundly bored.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 12:20

There's no timeline for eating things without butchering them first, or while they are still alive, but it would be consistent with the goals of the project.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8524 16:37

On the other hand, for all the talk of 2016 being a bad year, consider:

1. Hillary lost.
2. The Cubs won.
3. The MSM beclowned itself so thoroughly during the election that it may never recover.
4. Even before taking office, Trump is pantsing the opposition.
5. Gawker was sued into non-existence.
6. Rolling Stone may follow.
7. Fidel Castro relocated to warmer climes, where he is being repeatedly ravaged by the barbed you-know-what.
8. Brexit passed.
9. The progressive left is continuing to lose its sh*, daily (see #4).
10. And of course, Hillary Clinton will never be president.

So, win.

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8525 13:06

Only Konata could still focus on playing video games while having anal sex. Girl, you're such a nerd. ^^'

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8525 16:27

they're called "Truck Nutz," philistine

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8526 01:47

homo goblin with aids and snow flame coke snorting superhero. They should put this in a film, I would watch it.

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8527 05:13

Yeah, accept you really can't, it's on the regulation.
Honestly, I think that girl would've agree to fuck me if I were a human.

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8527 12:22

Anime Sensation in Japan & Wanted War Criminal in Kiev What a life

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8527 17:38

>>395
I believe I've seen that picture. Ha ha!

401 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8527 21:50

walk into the church like what up I got an attache case full of eggs

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8527 23:18

It's never good to have an enemy combatant in charge of your military.

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8528 19:02

My ancestors pillaged what they could and raped every Arjuhn pure blooded German woman before marching into Berlin, where they went insane from all the gore of cutting up pure blooded arjuhns and throwing their heads and arms around for fun. One of them got shot by his own commander.
I know, ukrainians are scum, i see it today.

But no matter what you do, what you say or what picture you post about ww2, no matter how edgy your support for nadzis and all that bullshit you jack off to, know that they got carved up in front of their children in the end, by the same scum they went to exterminate.
Thats your fucking national socialist germany, that right there, in the rubble, fire and screaming where the savages from the east are hacking your heroes with spades and hitting children with the severed hand that was their fathers.
You never learn anything from that war, you fail to because you dont like the truth. You just like your illusions, your role playing and anime. Thats all you are. Its pathetic

404 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8528 21:14

we were told the future is flying cars. Turns out it's tranny bathrooms and live streamed torture on Facebook

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8529 08:35

>raped-expression

probably this is a point? Sex should be kinda violence but Gaijins are so depressed that they regard sex as sports or something. education problem? gender equality is a joke.

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8529 20:11

if you are watching a Godzilla movie and thinking "boy i'm really wondering where this blooming romance is going" you done fucked up

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8529 21:06

Im shitting in the void and they void smells like shit back. I cant smell but i can assume. Though can a void smell? Is that a thing they do

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8530 09:12

paedophilia and Satanism are the cement that hold the establishment control structure together in every country,
and these ‘national’ networks connect together to form
a global network of paedophiles and Satanists all watching each others’ backs …..”

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8530 10:43

As much as having another career politician at the helm could probably actually be beneficial, I can at least console myself that this time could lead to something new. Not better, just new.

410 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8530 20:24

i am hoping to get an anime girl pregnant

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8530 20:30

If Squidward had his own spinoff show it would be exactly like Frasier.

412 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8531 04:02

All cultures are equal. We've always been at war with Eastasia. Dey dindu nuffin… dey good keeds tryna turn dey lyfe aroun.

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8531 13:04

Simone Weil was the only women I've ever thought was truly brilliant, but Jews aren't exactly sexually dimorphic.

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8531 17:34

And you thought everyone dressed the same and shaved their head in the future because they were trying to be a seamless part of the collective. In reality, they were all trying to lose their surveillance coverage.

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8531 19:41

Anyone else think it's be a great idea if heavy swords can be used as hover boards for fast travel in the game?

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8532 19:31

The whole no trousers tube ride thing just screams of exhibitionism and it's a bit weird and I've walked through london dressed in a skirt

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8533 00:17

When I used to work as a cashier one day this skinhead looking dude came in and the total for all of his stuff with tax was $14.88. I was trying my best not to laugh at the funny number when he gave me a creepy smile and seemed really excited about it. He said "1488, brother" saying "brother" an awful lot like the marines in this mod. He really wanted to shake my hand. Cool mod, IMO.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8533 14:49

The thing about these random bombings in Western Europe is they're all so derivative. It all blends in to a single hazy experience. Islam is wading into Star Wars territory now. Can't they do anything new? Is it going to be the same blockbuster every year? They need to change their tactics, because this is getting so stale. We've had bombs, we've had nightclub shootings, how about something fresh? Stop lighting that fuse, Abu, and start lighting our imaginations.

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8533 18:29

I'm going to nominate the season 7 MLP finale where the evil race of black changelings is redeemed by magic/genetic transmogrification into a light colored race of good creatures.

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8533 22:12

He should have killed gang bangers, then he'd be a folkloric hero.

Shooting church ladies - the survivors and relatives even fucking went around and forgave him... a PR disaster to say the least.

A well deserved death sentence. It's like deciding to shoot bankers and instead of barging into the offices of Goldman Sachs executives, you go to some local non-profit Credit Union in the middle of nowhere and shoot a 19-year old receptionist to death.

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8534 00:03

I watched the first Long Rider episode and damn it was generic as fuck, it's an exact copy of K-On! but with bikes instead of music instruments.

How you can identify a K-On! clone?

1) Girl sees an object
2) She thinks the object is cool and want to try it out
3) Goes to buy that object
4) Takes the object home and gives it a nickname
5) MC has an imouto a year younger than her
6) At first she sucks balls but then she gets really gud
7) Generic black haired girl with cool personality
8) Generic rich ojousama girl
9) Generic autistic and annoying kouhai
10) Generic tomboy
11) Generic teacher that used to do the same thing as the MC

Fuck this shit.

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8534 01:47

HELP I CANT TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
IM USING A JAPANESE KEYBOARD AND I CANNOT TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF, MY MOM GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS SHOUTING AT HER WHEN WE WERE CHATTING ON FACEBOOK, AND MY DAD DELETED ME FROM HIS MYSPACE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS ALSO SHOUTING AT HIM

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8535 18:56

>>422
heh

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8535 19:55

Help I'm still running in the 90s and it's 2016

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8535 21:05

whenever somebody uses BUSHITLER or HITLERY or HILDABEAST or ZEROBAMA or DRUMPF prepare for some top notch thinkin'

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 02:35

"Eggsy" redirects here. For the member of the Welsh rap group, see Goldie Lookin Chain.

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 04:13

Cuck beta tryin to act like he isnt anything other than that. ran off when he saw i was back in thread.

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 04:37

THERE COULD BE SHORT PLUMBERS IN NYC RIGHT NOW

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8537 19:34

i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of me

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8537 20:54

big·ot·ry
ˈbiɡətrē/
noun
intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself.

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8537 21:02

>>The insane apogee of Leftism sets us up for an overshoot in the opposite extreme.


Meh. We could use some extreme liberty. (That statement will confuse leftists, who mistake tyrannically forcing other people to coddle their paranoias and endorse their perversions as "liberty".)

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8537 21:22

another installment of my foot in your ass

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8538 04:03

You know, a friend of mine used to have a belt made out of wristwatches.… He stopped wearing it because he decided it was a waist of time.

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8538 11:51

Up to this day we watch a skinny dude representing spring and summer beat the shit out of a fat faggot representing winter, screaming "winter winter get the fuck out of my yard" while burning a make-shift woman on a pyre.

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8539 09:32

I read that story, apparently the roommate saw him fucking the dog through a hole that he'd punched through the door at some point prior.

In olden times he would have probably been a berserker and taken his sexual rage out on villagers. Modern society was not intended for such creatures.

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8539 19:18

Just checked in on FB and Twitter after a busy few days. Seems like things are still the same, everyone on the Right is still a Nazi and everyone on the Left is literally terrified.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8540 18:57

Could my lecturers please stop calling algorithms "cute"

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8541 00:01

I feel kind of gay watching this one. Are you guys sure it is a trap? I dont want to jerk off to a dick that is attached to a male.

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8541 04:37

There's a reason why Bezos spends large amounts of money propping up the NYT, versus taking that same amount of money and hiring hobos to angrily shout his viewpoints.

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8542 05:45

The pornographic video game "Custer's Revenge" generated many gang rapes of Native American women.

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8542 21:21

Take a picture
Take a screenshot of the picture
Post the screenshot of the picture to Facebook
Take a screenshot of the Facebook of the screenshot of the picture
Take a screenshot of the screenshot of the Facebook of the screenshot of the picture
Post that shit to Craigslist

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 13:24

Leather armor and swords are the guns and weed of throat singing

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 16:20

When a Lion say "Good morning" it doesn't speak English, it is parroting English, it heard a parrot saying "Good morning" it is trying to make the same sounds ;-) And imagine a warm wiggling on the sand wrote "Good morning" when you saw it, would you say "Warm writing in English" ??!! ;-)

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 16:54

I JUST WANT TO REASSURE ALL OUR FRIENDS ON THE LEFT: Trump is not going to put you all in camps and install a Nazi state. He can’t, because George W. Bush already put you all in camps and installed a Nazi state. Oh, wait, he never got to do it, because we were already all dead in the nuclear war our cowboy president, Ronald Reagan, started by talking tough to the Russians. And that is when I got to the States. I’m sure people who’ve been here longer can explain to you how other republican administrations already destroyed everything, ALL THE THINGS WITH ALL THE DRAMA, in the most terrible way. Sorry guys the song has gone thin and only children believe the lyrics anymore. And honestly? That’s only because they haven’t seen the drama you guys create long enough to know better.

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 21:24

during speech where he says the people will rule the country, the establishment will be crushed, wealth will go back to the citizens, Trump reaffirms his strong belief in Leninism

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 21:50

Weak showing from the protesters. There was a stark difference between the level of attractiveness between Trump supporters and their goblin counterparts. I saw some of the ugliest people this side of a western Massachusetts Wal-Mart there to protest the ascension of our God-Emperor.

(captcha was "pegable")

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 15:10

It is a protective casing. His penis will be safe there.

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 18:36

I fail to see why these androgynous lard sacks are so hysterical. Blue hair dye will still be on the shelves at CVS, horn-rimmed problem glasses will still be available at Hour Eyes, and they are still perfectly free to insert things into their rectums.

So what’s the problem?

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 18:55

Nothing says "Take me seriously and lets discuss things" quite like a vagina costume.

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 19:44

>>441
I once received a photo of a screen (taken by someone in the support department) displaying an error message from a program running within an RDP session.
I also once received a PDF scan of a print-out of a Word document containing a screenshot of an error.

I printed them both out and stuck them to the wall.

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8546 23:43

One of the only bands to really get harmonies.

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8547 12:01

>What about polygons who don’t identify as their shape?

If you’re being genuine, then the answer is this: you can’t really choose your racial identity, at least not in a social sense (have people see you/treat you as that identity). I’m white, I cannot identify as Black. Like, I can say the words “I identify as Black”, but I’m not really doing anything meaningful of the sort. Similarly, a Black woman can’t identify as non-black and suddenly have the world open up to her.

If you are making a “but why can’t I identify as <gender-i-perceive-as-made-up-or-inconsistent>” “joke”, then that’s transphobic. Trust me, I’d know.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8547 22:02

She could tell a evil communist just by his/her nasty body smell.

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8548 01:57

He cut of the refugees from Trashcanistan. Excellent! More winning please.

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8548 21:06

There's a new sheriff in town for the first time in eight years so I would say you're probably right. Lots of rats scurrying around looking for cover.

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8549 15:06

I'm offering free breast exams today for woman's movement

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8549 23:02

Homura is super hot. I might disagree with Anon (I am not a rapist), but she's so pretty I doubt I could resist at least kissing her.

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8550 18:51

FOX had a live-shot of the White House on the screen, when one of their hosts asked the Don to flash the room’s lights if he’s actually watching.

Within seconds, HE ACTUALLY DID IT.

This is our country now, enjoy.

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8551 09:22

me: can i have the BIGGEST Big Mac value meal
mcdonalds cashier: …NO

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8551 19:28

this bitch is literally occupying half the space sitting on a King size bed, bitch is so fat she can't sit upstraight, this bitch-mattress is a legit 9-1 matchup while butthurt braindead fks in the comments swear she's beautiful and there's nothing wrong with her. shits crazy

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8553 17:33

I'm pretty sure my local Indian owned liquor store is hiring H something or another. "ZOMG Literally Hitler is going to have booze rotting on the shelves!"

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8554 02:21

Sorry you guys picked a dumbass place to live and were too stupid to build space tubes and instead are trying to terraform a toxic garbage ball with no easily accessible resources and the wrong gravity.

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8554 11:01

I'm not sure if femboy nipples fit the R-18 criteria but I'll mark is as such either way.

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8554 14:44

Yay XD Shinobu! I was just thinking about cumming on my Shinobu figure too! More Love Hina girls! Thanks!

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8554 17:45

lol no. men are objectively prettier than women in all circumstances. estrogen is basically poison and just makes people ugly.

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8555 13:54

وش فيك من امس حاسده على فلوسه 😂😂😂💔

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 01:38

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468 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 01:52

You can openly talk about how badly you want to rail a six year old child on Reddit but not how badly you want to have a stable country with strong borders.

Also any posting site with up votes is doomed to failure and mob rule.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 15:30

And the truly ironic thing is that, if they're being "white genocided" by coloured people taking all the women, would it not be them that are the cucks?

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 16:02

my school never said that I can't shop for guns at school.

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 18:48

Liberal scientists warn that Trump is moving the doomsday clock towards armageddon

If it would stop the liberal whining then nuclear annihilation might be a fair tradeoff.

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 20:23

Think about that for a moment. The agency which decides who is an enemy of the state, who gets surveillance, how and upon whom to allocate resources for training operations, and so on, has a leadership cadre which literally breaks down in tears at the idea of temporarily pausing immigration from hotbeds of ISIS activity like Syria. That is the Department of Homeland Security.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 22:41

>This protest is just like the Boston Tea Party!

You mean the event where a group of colonists deliberately entered a merchant ship at a time when they knew there would be as few people in danger as possible, escorted the British crew off the ship unharmed and released them, dumped a small quantity of tea into the harbor (while leaving the majority untouched as their goal was not to cause wanton property damage), didn't take anything from the ship except for one man who was caught stuffing tea into his pockets and as a result was stripped naked and told to walk home in the cold alone, promptly paid for all the damages done to the cargo, and left a coherent set of requests that basically ammounted to "please don't force us to buy tea from a monopoly controlled by the crown. We'd like to choose who to buy tea from."

Yeah, that's totally equivalent to a group of violent thugs smashing windows, burning random shit in massive bonfires, attacking random people, and screaming for people to beat someone senseless just for happening to drive by the protest. It's totally equivalent to a mob burning down half a city and looting liquor stores and then demanding that other people pay to fix the damage and oh they'd better do it soon because it's almost the holidays and they'd like to have a new house. It's totally equivalent to calling for people to be beaten and killed for the crime of not supporting your ideology whole-heartedly and demanding that all white people pay a tax because of something they never did. And I'm sure these protestors won't fail to pony up enough money to pay for the damages they caused, because we wouldn't want to deviate from what the Founding Fathers did, now would we?

Truly, the resemblance is uncanny.

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8557 03:41

Sorry to break it to you, but you've been in an alt-right hugbox. Every side has one. Just as every side has hypocrites, liars, idiots, extremists, and intellectuals. I go to my hugboxes to check the news, but I always check other opposing hugboxes like /r/the_donald. Unsurprisingly, both have very extreme views of current events (e.g. trump is a terrible monster who killed a child vs. I'm crying because trump loves our country so much that he honored a fallen soldier), and I always come up with a more reasonable view of what happened (e.g. war happens, soldiers and civilians die, it doesn't mean much to honor a dead soldier). I don't care what side you are. Don't make the other sides the enemy, or else you can never have a reasonable view of what is going on.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8557 07:47

>>473
Whoa, it's hard to believe that Crown's tea would be so shitty. I mean, Brits know - or at least used to know - the value of great tea after all.

It's almost like the story is telling us something about American tastes even back in the day...

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8557 12:52

If your friends think you're being "cheap," you're probably doing something right.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8557 20:25

Reminds me of potato.printing I did at primary school. Only that was for my mum, not a 💩 rag that libels the dead.

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8557 21:42

Joke so dark it can't drink at certain fountains.

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8559 08:41

captain america 2 predicted america's current political state Bye

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8559 17:55

These will continue to melt down for the next 20, 000 years. There was MOX fuel in reactor four, that contains plutonium which is called "the planet killer" because it kills everything it touches, over and over again for thousands and thousands of years. Man was never going to contain this with current technology. And yes, Japan is dead. They've already started building "new Japan" in India. Its very possible that this is what killed Heather...I can't prove it, but it would explain why a perfectly healthy woman suddenly got cancer and nothing touched it except to slow it down slightly. All it would have taken is one imperceptible mote of dust.

Have some KI on hand...more melt downs comming.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8559 21:23

Don't worry guys, it's totally working. Loved the part where the guys in ski masks burned down Berkeley. Totally working for you. Seriously.

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8559 22:58

dick girls and traps are nowhere near the same sort of being.

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8560 10:30

EPIC THRED
P o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
I o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
C o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
T o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
H o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
R o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
E o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o
D o(>ω<)o o(>ω<)o

Your fortune: Godly Luck

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8560 17:49

That's right, those penis jokes were just the setup for that sweet, sweet indeterminacy of translation payoff.

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 02:42

>Can they really be that clueless?

I stopped asking this kind of question because too many people saw it as a dare...

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 13:41

Actually that's a really good derogatory term. Imagine a little old lady walking down the street with her granddaughter and as she passes by a weirdo eating from the trash she whispers ''don't look, honey. He's a friend of the elves'' .

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 13:59

>>486
What about elves?

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 14:57

I dunno man, seems like a pretty simple rule of life. No one is perfect, yeah? Everyone has shitty features you wish they wouldn't have, even you. One of my best friends in high school and a bit after was a chronically depressed screamo fan who was also a born-again Christian who thought he had demons inside him. My other best friend was a girl who was a compulsive liar who was kinda bitchy about everything (she also talked a lot over movies, but that was actually amusing at times). Whenever she would come up with some new bullshit story that only served her ego and made her seem much cooler than she was, we would all play along, knowing full well even as high schoolers that she was lying. Pretty much all my friends were kinda awful like this at times. But I loved being around them. The girl would just suck our dick sometimes because it probably did something for her psyche.

The point is, if you wanna get high and fuck Marilyn Monroe in the ass in some 1950s place, then dealing with her shitty parts should be a small trade off. People who demand all their acquaintances be perfectly actualized and continuously self-improving people are people with no friends and also don't get laid.

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 17:34

Worse. Vegans stop smelling bad after their systems adapt to legumes. Vapers trail that smell from every pore and possession.

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 20:57

I'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8561 22:24

>>488 i wish i was you anon.

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8562 05:43

Anglo women are like slavic men that is they're very manly aggressive alcoholics with bruises all over their face

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8562 14:18

I ordered a waffle not Aldrich the Devourer of Gods

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8562 18:01

Twittted? Whatever, I used that platform for all of half a day before I realized that for most it was just a 140 character tardtrace to the bottom of an intellectual sewer.

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8563 15:30

Without the first gulf war this game could NEVER have been done...and I for one am SOOOoooo happy it was because it's without question, one of the best games i ever did play.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8564 01:41

>Dog-Whistle

If you see somebody linking to Moonman - In Da Klan or posting Ben Garrison comics and you don't realize they might be racist, you must be retarded or ethnic.

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8564 19:41

GOOGLE: I know precisely what you want, and within a fraction of a second
ME: B-I-S-C-I-U..
GOOGLE: Did you mean BORIS JOHNSON?

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8564 23:40

apology for bad english

where were u when abbot is death process

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8565 02:30

Planned Parenthood responded by promising to provide training to its employees on identifying victims of sex-trafficking. A new report shows that this training never happened, except for a workshop billed as such but was really on how to detect undercover video crews.

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8565 14:52

I wish I was your father so I could beat you senseless and then fuck your mother.

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8565 16:01

Reliability and validity are key concerns to evaluate the quality of various IQ tests. Being a test by Wechsler, for example, the hope against hope is that is as valid as possible, but their statement means it's zero percent reliable. On the face it's worthless, but I have to concede it's worth to you depends entirely on your purpose.

I cannot follow the logic that you want to know what your official score would be but you have no desire to get an official score, as I infer from your forthright statement of "no testing centers". If you don't need an official result to remove an entrance barrier for some aspect of your life -- disability, employment, education, social -- then what notable effect would knowing your would-be-official IQ score have on your life?

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8565 17:08

I enjoy going in Bravissimo because it's like a shrine to big tits and I can relate to that

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8566 01:30

mom told me to stay away from nihilists

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8566 16:42

Trump: "We are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people."

Left: "We are the resistance!"

Any questions?

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8566 18:18

Here is My another Poem for #ValentinesDay
" I am Ur Joke and U are My Laugh "
The Relationship between a Couple should be like a Joke and a Laugh...
If we don't get Laugh it can't be called as a Joke...and the intention of a Joke is to make Laugh...

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8566 20:08

STOP WITH THE HARRY POTTER POLITICAL DISCOURSE
FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
THOSE BOOKS FUCKING BLOW AND YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 01:17

Liberals are so close minded to the alt-right which is pretty ironic considering how open minded they claim to be

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 02:51

>>507
They meant that you have to be open minded to their ideas otherwise UR A FAG LOL!!

Sad but true.

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 03:02

emo is an anagram of moe

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 09:43

I´m tasing this beautiful!

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 14:10

Yeah Man Those Vikings Never Raped An Pillaged At All

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 14:49

>>508
*Sad!

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 17:43

Yeah, this wouldn't really be news if the President of the United States of America didn't personally, repeatedly, publicly call out and attack SNL. Pretty much anything the President says or does is considered news. If Obama went out and said, "Fuck Arby's, I hope they go bankrupt", that would be news. The reason why it seems arbitrary is because no previous President has been asinine and immature enough to get into public spats with people that say mean things about them.

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 17:46

That's a good point, but I've been nailing your mother like an inconsiderate neighbor attempting to put up a painting.

That is, my nail is bent and I keep missing.

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 19:05

Honestly I wish black supremacists were right and black people really were capable of summoning pyramidal spaceships through melanin magick. It would be rad.

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8567 19:39

>>513
As an alt-right, I personally love how easily trump is trolled.

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8568 08:56

>>516 No more petty politics in the Elitist Superstructure. oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8568 18:15

Hey, if we're doing funny choker stories, I've got a few.
So, once I was teaching a girl to suppress her gag reflex, holding onto a spiked leather choker and guiding her movements.
Then, I started making comical faces at her to test eye contact and she started laughing, well, that was a bit too stimulating so I let loose, and she wound up snorting cum out of her nose. Used to, I could sit across from her sharing a milkshake, make that face, and we would both just crack up...good times, good times.

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8568 23:57

docter docter i hit my head

what do you want me to do stupid

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 00:20

Sitcom idea:

An escaped mental patient kills his doctor and wears his flesh, thinking that the hot woman he saw his doctor out to lunch with earlier is his wife. Turns out that hot woman is just a business contact - and a lipstick lesbian - and the doctor's wife is Kathy Bates or Melissa McCarthy or something, and super bossy and domineering. His son is an idiot who is constantly getting into trouble and the ballza doctor was heavily in debt to Chinese gangsters due to a secret gambling/Ma Jong problem.

So the flesh-wearing protagonist is in for a host of zany, dark surprises, as he attempts to navigate his new life and keep the fact that he is, in fact, an escaped lunatic wearing his psychiatrist's skin a secret.

In one episode, there is a heat wave and they all go to the beach, and the doc/lunatic-in-disguise is struggling to stay cool as he is basically wearing a head-to-toe leather jumpsuit and would be sweating like a bitch in there. So he gets all uncomfortable and tries to covertly keep cool underneath without giving away his true identity.

At the end of season one, the son finds out the truth but the pair soon bond as the son was not close to the real doctor (who would constantly pressure him about grades and medical school when the son's true passion was making stunt videos, like stapling things to his face and jumping off buildings and breaking his legs). The lunatic, it turns out, is much more supportive of the son's true inclinations and the pair soon bond, helping to keep each other's secrets and cover for each other in time of need.

Toward the end of season 2, it turns out the fat wife is actually a man wearing human flesh as well, complicating matters considerably, and the unusual family learn the true meaning of loyalty and build a life together until a heated and hilarious series climax involving a suspicious neighbour - who throughout the series has known something was not right with the family next door but couldn't quite put his finger on it; many episodes revolve around close calls with this neighbour - and a nosy FBI agent who won't quit. Things come to a head in a dramatic cat-and-mouse sequence as the family attempts to disguise themselves in the flesh of numerous people in an attempt to evade law enforcement. The final episode would feature numerous guest appearances and cameos, as various celebrities play the family members hiding in the flesh of new victims as they attempt to escape capture.

Get Charlie Brooker to write some episodes and maybe get Chris Morris to write/direct. Call it*Under My Skin* or Beneath It All or something.

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 00:46

>>520
“No Skin Off My Back”.

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 01:53

>>517
Ok only high level politics from here on out.

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 03:30

>>522
I'm off to play the graaand piaaano before I take my seat in Paaaaarliament.

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 14:01

Select all squares which speak against the Party.

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 17:13

Who's insulting anyone? I'm gargling like 40 cocks right now and most of them aren't even white.

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 18:20

>>522 They better be very high-level politics indeed, but it's still pretty distasteful

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 20:29

qe qem qyr qyrs qemself

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:02

I'll just post the latest installment in my crime serial, Lesbian Detective.
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Cream, or brown? This was the biggest question on my mind as my eyes, and therefore my mind, switched back and forth between the two upscale dress shirts. A medium brown might work well with a dark grey suit, but cream would be more versatile and pop more than the standard white. I put both shirts down, my indecisiveness once again robbing me of my time.

"May I... help you?" a woman behind me asked. I did not see her, but she was obviously incredulous and on Lite-Brite. High on drugs at work, that sounds like my type. Was I someone's sister or mother? In the men's department, there were many reasons why a woman might be there. Little did she know: I was a lesbian.

I adjusted my fedora and turned around, shooting the woman a stare. Milky-white skin, streaks of green in her otherwise raven hair, an apron with the store's mascot on it. A bear. Winking and giving a smile. The woman was smiling as well but nervously, trying not to appear rude or letting her mental state slip.

"You may help me," I said, tipping my fedora like a champ. "By not hating yourself so much. Even in space, it appears the patriarchy is not yet smashed."

The woman scrunched her face up in an unattractive manner.

"I am buying shirts for my successful detective business. It's important to give the first right impressions. None of the shirts in the women's section suit me," I said with even more power and confidence.

"I am sorry, I will leave you to it then," she said as she bowed at much like some Asian person might. The Japanese are the ones who bow a lot, I think. I picked up the two shirts once more and compared them with my all-seeing eyes.

"Excuse me, you are the Lesbian Detective?" another voice came from behind me this time. A negress, undoubtedly. Their voices were like honey filtered through diamonds. My lesbian panties moistened. I placed the shirts down once more and turned around. A tall negress in her prime, ebony hair shaved down, but face quite beautiful. I could not see her abdomen, but judging by her arms, they were attractively toned. I contained my blush.

"That is right. Where is your owner?" I asked, looking around and seeing no Master or Lady for her. Perhaps free, so desirable.

"That is the problem, Miss Detective. It seems my Lady has gone missing. How I miss lifting her things and sharing my bed with her," she said. "I talked to your Transgender Secretary and she told me to come to the clothing shop next door. I hope I am not intruding, but I so do need your help."

"I need your help too," I said, tipping my fedora before turning around, then back again. "Cream or brown?"

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:03

"So, when did you see her last?" I asked once we were back at my cool, film noir style office a few doors down. Transgender Secretary came in, in her normally very big dress and curly hair drills, pouring tea for us both and giggling as she tiptoed out.

"May I start by saying that your plump but healthy body and shortish brown hair are very appealing to me, sexually," the negress said, the slightest blush coming across those crimson cheeks.

"You may," I said, sipping on the tea.

"I just did. Anyway, the last I heard from her she was visiting her daughter on the outskirts of VJ-28. She stopped calling me telling me to do chores. I want to find her, and I can't trust a cishet detective for obvious reasons," she seemed to be on the verge of getting hysterical and crying, so I grabbed her hand.

"Do you have a picture of hers with clothes on?" I asked, and she produced the picture on her slave tag. A stout blond woman in a while sundress and dirty blond hair, holding onto her property as one might a beloved stuffed animal. "I see. If you can give me the coordinates, I will fly there right away in my cool space ship," I said, looking out the window as the neon lights cast shadows through the blinds.

"Of course, I will give you all the information I have to such a handsome woman. I'm sure my Lady will pay if you find her, if not..."

"Don't worry about it," I said sighing and looking back at her. "I can take my payment in any number of ways."

She shuddered in anticipation.

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:05

"Ckat, bring me some pizza," I said, as I put my feet up. VJ-28 was quite a ways on the space highway. The adorable pink anime kitty cat that was my AI danced around the cabin.

"Of course, and pizza is a good choice and healthy for you because there is nothing wrong with your weight," she said, before the drawer dinged and out came my pizza. I rubbed myself casually through my clothes as I thought of negress staying with Transgender Secretary. I fired up an antique television show from an old civilization called the Food Network. Barbarians for sure, but they could cook.

I brushed the crumbs off my desk as we passed VJ-27. 28 was like the end of the cul-de-sac of the VJ sector, with penty of room for space stations and artificial suns. I touched down on the one verdant planet in the system. There were only a few large houses on the planet.

One thing had been bothering me ever since I hopped in the car. Why was her daughter living in such outskirts of civilization? She must have been young, so such property would have been hard for her to afford. I parked my car in front of the large house, not much security outside the complex. It was night, and my trenchcoat went fluttering as I exited the car in a cool way.

It did not take long after ringing the doorbell when someone answered. The woman looked like a spitting image of her mother, although obviously younger and hotter. The only difference was the very large, protruding, and distened belly. It was like she swallowed a watermelon. I had heard of such things before... vorelings. It was very sexy to some but I could never get into such things.

"You must be Lesbian Detective!" she said, smiling.

"How do you know me?" I asked, putting my hand on my cool revolver pistol underneath my coat.

"Oh, I just know you from the news! You've solved many cases with your intellect. Please, come in," she said, opening the door wider. Her story checked out, since I hellza was that successful.

"What brings you to my house, though? I hope nothing bad has happened?" she asked, suddenly seeming worried. We sat down in her foyer.

"Well, unfortunately it seems your mother has gone missing. Her beautiful and sexy negroid slave said this was the last place she said she was going before she disappeared..." I said, the girl looking increasingly worried.

"Oh, right, the slave. She was always quite tender and loving of her slave. Anyway, if she was coming here, she never made it, I haven't see her in a long time," she said, sipping some wine. "I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I had a watermelon for dinner and I must pass some now..." she said, standing up.

I waited until she had turned around to pull me gun and lock the hammer back, because that was the coolest way to do it.

"You don't need to go to the bathroom..." I said sternly. "Turn around and regurgitate whatever you have swallowed..."

"Detective? What is this about? Are you a body shamer? I'm simply trying to use the restroom in my own house..."

"There's only one problem with that..." I said, tipping my fedora. "You're wearing a diaper. There's no need to go to the bathroom. I have full appreciation for voreling rights, it's you giving them a bad name... eating your own mother like that..." I said, de-cocking and then cocking my gun again because I like the sound it made.

It was at that point that she lunged at me, probably trying to take my gun, but unlike all those oppressive police officers, I simply hit her over the head with it and restrained her with some cool moves. "End of the line for you," I said, standing over my body and calling the space cops.

"There's just one bit of unfinished business," I said, taking a knife and cutting the girl's belly open. Even partially digested and covered in stomach juices, the woman was rather beautiful, and I kissed her butt after grabbing her ownership locket.

"Ow! Fuck!" the girl splattered as I cut her open. "You'll live thanks to space medicine, but your voreling rights have been revoked!" I said, as a cool line to end the scene on.

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:06

"I'm sorry. I cut her open to kiss her butt for you," I said, as the negress looked over the locket.

"Thank you, that was the right thing to do in this situation," the slave said, looking up at me. "But, what will I do now? All I'm good at is lifting heavy things but not too heavy, and having sex with women!"

"I think I can provide a remedy there... if you don't mind being owned by a handsome detective who is good at solving crimes and fixing machines," I said, smirking as I pulled her up from the chair.

"Machines?" the woman asked, already rubbing herself like an ape in heat.

"Well, you know..." I said, looking cool as I brought her close for a kiss.

"Lesbians can't have sex without machines."

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:06

the thread that was posted in is going to 404 of old age soon and I wanted to save it for posterity, sorry for the multipost

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 21:22

Alan Lomax was definitely ahead of his time: he used state-of-the art stereo tape and pioneered its use in the field.

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8569 22:40

The good old world is coming back. Finally, the society would count not the number of gays on a parade but the missiles along borders — and the more there are, the more respectful and understanding will be the discussion between opponents.

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8570 17:06

maybe I love high heels so much because I'm attracted to unstable people

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8570 19:00

I didn't want to talk about it because I ended up liking them a little more this time around.

537 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-8570 20:20

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary the masked man.

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 02:15

Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... You have to admire her optimism.

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 02:37

I don't know about you, but I'm getting awfully tired of the lamentations of their women.

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 11:44

LOLICORE IS NOT MUSIC .
FUCK OFF .

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 11:45

Do your child a favour and choose a gender-neutral name.

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 13:06

>>540 source? It makes me laugh when people think they can decide what is and isn't music, I would like to read the context

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 13:59

we planned to get up on stage playing droning black metal noise in robes and slaughter a blow up goat

>>542 http://bit.ly/2lSFDID

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 17:33

>>543 oh, I got concretely the wrong end of the stick there

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 18:36

The bad news is that we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share, but look at the bright side: we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share.

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8571 19:23

On the other hand Shelob is a strong female character

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8573 01:36

Bing is my preferred search engine due to it's GUI and very aesthetic look, plus the image previewer + in-page video viewer is so much more convenient.

Also, the porn. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn you can get with it. I used to play a game with it's image search, where I would search the most mundane, lame thing in existence and see how long it would take before I got to some sort of pornography related suggestion.

I once got from Lagrange Interpolation to Titties in just 8 clicks, but that was before they changed the layout a couple years ago.

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8573 08:17

And that's just the officers HIYOOOOOO

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8573 20:40

im gonna touch the butt

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8573 22:22

connect 4 is a horribly broken game if you go first you shouldnt lose ever

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8574 02:47

Touhou is my favorite anime, my favorite character is Ned Flanders the sparkling vampire.

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8574 06:01

Yes, but Joseph Pilates is still torturing people today.

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8574 14:45

http://chronicle.su/2017/01/21/lebal-drocer-ceos-asked-why-arent-there-more-broads-in-the-workplace/

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8574 15:18

wrong thread, thought this was the ctrl+v thread

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8575 14:47

i must be in the wrong music business if one can get paid $182 a month to speed up songs that aren't theirs

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8575 16:47

They have such low self-esteem that they pretended to be retarded, because when people tell them to fuck off they feel like they've finally accomplished something with their lives.

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 18:38

That is why the Left constantly digs through long-forgotten personal histories in seeking to discredit people; to them, you will forever be whatever the worst interpretation of the worst thing you have ever done or said is.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 20:40

Lol, I watched that milo video. Not just the "out of context" video. Pretty crazy he said that shit. I'm fine with people fantasizing about anything, but to encourage people to have sex with minors if they think they're "mature" enough is just wrong. I didn't even know who he was, but I'm surprised so many alt-rights are defending him. Some alt-rights are saying shit like "congratulations liberals! You just bullied and harassed a sexually abused gay." So alt-rights agree that even though he said he was sexually mature enough as a minor, he was sexually abused? If so, does that mean he can say whatever he wants and can't be called out for it because he is a sexually abused gay? That sort of logic is usually what the alt-right accuse the left of.

You do not have to agree with every little thing that an alt-right says or does. There are a lot of people in every political party who do and say crazy shit. There are even people who are well respected by their party, but then they do or say something stupid. This does not mean you have to support their actions. It also does not invalidate the entire political party. Milo might be a beacon of alt-right philosophy, but it doesn't mean you have to support his views on sexuality. The best thing you could do is to challenge his beliefs on the subject but continue to support him for his other beliefs on immigration, donald, or whatever he talks about.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 22:26

i spray painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work

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561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 00:40

Yo momma so fat that if they had used her instead of Nauvoo to knock Eros out of it's orbit the several pages of physics discussion would have been like "Oh yeah, that checks out"

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 09:21

Yeah but when you got cancer - its to late anyway. At least for the breasts.
Women have a real reason to fear this shit. -_- shiver

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 13:58

WAAAAI!
SUGOIIII!
TANOSHIIIII!
AMIGAAAAA!

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 20:06

[if I was obscenely wealthy] i would invest in an underground home, made of some tough, nonstain material. some smooth rock, it looks nice in my head. i have a nice desire to have a house nobody knows about, like a secret closet only bigger. spend the rest of my life doing bear grylls type survivalist shit running around then finally come back to my underground home and fuck my nigger wife in ways i don't even understand since it would be an imported slave who cant even fucking speak english. hit the gym and become the next van darkholm, i don't even care anymore, the idea of being a buff fuck and wrestling dudes just as big and fighting over each other's ass is appealing. go to taiwan and fuck every single piece of tranny ass in the country and finally buy capcom to sell it to gearbox just to see what the fuck would happen. also keep a section of my home just soft dirt for some fun all night digging around like a molerat eating every fucking worm who is in my fucking soil

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 22:43

Did you ever find your grandmother? I'm not sure if it's the right person but I have a hunch it's my grandmothers sister?

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8577 23:58

>hates faggots
>goes into gay thread, inspecting all of the gay sex webms in detail
>complains about it

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8578 20:45

Sasha Grey isn't just a port actress. She's a novelist, philosopher, scientist, dramatist, biochemist, park ranger, lion tamer, pediatric proctologist, Navajo shaman, and a power ranger.

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8579 00:37

That's my secret, Cap. My balls are always touching.

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8579 02:15

You gotta flood her pussy with as much of your juices as possible so that she gets pregnant. Fill up her fallopian tubes and make her into a mother.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8579 07:22

Why was the Airship in FF9 called Invincible when it clearly wasnt a horse from Warcraft?

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8580 03:05

I sort of like "The Brown Movement Party"

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8580 20:09

How on earth? 80 IQ males can go beyond depravity, guess. I heard that a lot of those animals will fuck cars’ tailpipes. I was bunkered away in an internet café in Korea once and a guy in another row must have been sure he was alone. He jerked off to pictures of food. Buckle up for the gov’t sponsored reverse eugenics ride. These kinds of completely structure-less, pointless brains are going to be flooding the planet.

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8580 20:49

I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because they’re full of thread topics like

    How do bathrooms work?
    Why can’t I scrub the toilet?
    How do I get maid outfits?
    What drinks do I get for the little girl?
    What do vending machines do?
    What happens if I fail my exams?
    How do I become great?

They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8581 22:55

Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8582 15:31

　"Kinpatsu-Sensei, I want to become an English teacher
like you. But my pa has gone. My ma works day and night.
I have no future..." "Hey, baby, I never said I was a
victim of circumstance～♪ Your love find you a happiness.
You are so young that you don't know life's secrets."
They came back in the conversation.
　The music teacher rushed the biggest one and slapped him.
Someone whistled. That wasn't her. "Big boys, you are too
late! They had to go ahead and let me wait for you! But,
well, the school trip is in motion again." "…Woman has
four holes, you know?", said he to his boys in a low tone.
She couldn't help bursting into a laugh.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8582 16:18

Lads, I have figured out how to save humanity. It came to me while I was having a wank to some extremely weird porn.

Since MRSA came about because of some bacteria that became immune to antibiotics, and since this will probably happen to all other kinds of bacteria and/or viruses that we suppress with antibiotics, I thought that maybe we can give these bacteria cancer, diabetes or aids, you know something like that and wait for them to become immune to it. Then we get whatever made them immune to those diseases and give it to humans.

Also, I probably saved agriculture accidentally, because if I apply the same rule to plants, and get veggies that are immune to pests, fungi, and other problems, then we won't have to use neonicotinoid pesticides and kill all the bees.

Another thing that came to me earlier today as I shat was that if babies were like "vaccinated" by giving them shellfish and peanuts, then they wouldn't become allergic to these things.

I always knew I was too fucking smart. I'm feeling very smug right now lads.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8582 18:13

"because all orientals are perverted degenerates" then explain me, you degenerate, why japanese law force censorship on every single porn movie, and hentai shit, brothels are banned in japan. while europeans wank carelessly to uncensored porn shit on redtube. there is nothing more degenerated than european and american civilization. AND law. you are itself, FUCKING degenerate little waebo shit! while naming others, thats what you are.

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8582 23:59

People in other countries are starting to use the word 'Democrat' to mean: Stupid or ignorant. It's been spotted as an insult online in India, Egypt and South Korea. All that they are seeing is the stupid protests and idiotic rioting over a free and fair election. How can you blame them?

And, in the end, given how the Democratic party is trending... It's a pretty fair insult. So the next time someone comes around trolling, since 'Nazi' has pretty much lost its punch, just call them a Democrat.

Strawman argument?

'Oh, you must be a Democrat.'

Logical fallacy?

'Democrat, huh?'

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8583 02:38

no offense to the title. and this is very cool. but invisible objects you can touch is kinda silly sounding. if something is invisible it doesnt mean its not there so unless it was using some kinda phase cloak you could still touch it. and bump into it. this is still really cool though 

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8583 13:24

u watch yaoi? go get a job runt

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8585 08:41

God i personally hate i mean hate moe anime and their shit character design from early 2000s to now especially early 2000s that shit Don't look human

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8585 18:26

Well, who expects Klingons to know anything about proper unit tactics? Bunch of Leeroy Jenkinses, every one.

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8586 11:45

His Survival Shield X-2 (nascent iodine) is actually pretty good. Shit tastes and smells like a fucking doctor's office mixed with chlorine and two week old stale water, but I dunno if I had a thyroid condition that I didn't know about or if iodine really is some kind of miracle drug but it's seriously improved my health. My motivation's shot up, I don't feel dead anymore, I can wake up in the morning and my energy burns nicely thoughout the whole day and it's all thanks to Alex Jones. Plus the only side effects is that I occasionally have something similar to an acid trip when I'm about pretty tired and my head hits the pillow, but is that really a problem? I think it's great. We're making mental health great again folks, my health is great, my life is great, and the globalists are crying because even my DREAMS are great. Praise Alex Jones, he is an absolute Hero, I swear to God.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8589 02:26

No homo but I just put a toothbrush in my ass because of this thread and I felt like I was shitting myself.

How is that enjoyable?

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8589 02:39

"We'll see what we end up with. I'm figuring at least half a shit sandwich."

That's when you have two pieces of shit and you w-w-w-w-wish you had some bread

(a-bow-bow-bow...)

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8590 17:33

Bro are you retarded? Music like this was played at 1300 raves, and they couldnt record it you idiot. Historians had to search through thousands of old records to reassemble the songs.

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8591 00:35

I have a zit in my penis

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8591 07:26

>>587
Ouch!

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8591 08:07

They're a bit like 700 Club for college age left-leaning atheist-leaning types, telling you the world's gone to shit and going to get worse, but here we are to take it all away with proven healing power of Je--I mean, late nite comedy.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8592 11:20

I'd offer more explanation, but it seems I've entered an endless recursion of not caring.

591 This post sucked.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 11:03

I don't mean to put down people's hard work, but man, they gave the main characters the facial structure of Shrek, the mouths of Syncro-Vox, animation pacing that makes Ray Harryhausen look like he wasn't working with severe limitations, just... what gives? I expect a certain quality in "AAA" game development--not like best whatever or glitch free--but animation errors in the trailer yes. It's a title for the mass market, so the point is to sell, sell, sell. What you absolutely must not have QC issues in is the marketing materials!

But maybe the part that makes this sad is that multiple people had to have completed a degree in animation with the idea that this is an acceptable level for utterly conventional 3D work.

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 14:42

Imagine how i felt when i realized gay rights were tied to blacks being equal

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8595 10:56

im not emotionally ready to listen to this yet send help

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8598 16:33

It's so grainy and artifacted it's almost like i'm reading sand.

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8599 11:29

This strip was loosely inspired by a recent dream I had. The panel with Lyman in a disco suit walking on a slice of pizza holding out a giant steak to a cat much larger than him has nothing to do with any dreams I had.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8599 23:51

rust free, straight body, all the trim's there except some chrome.

Engine runs well, not included.

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8600 05:26

Then there was the matter of the growth
disease. He could eliminate that easily enough,
in the Chamber of the Cones. But first they
would have to be prepared. And the
preparation―hurt.

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8600 23:35

You didn't really think Puddingcess was drinking tea in Tea Break, did you?

Nah itt was Vodka after her Chateau had beend destroyed by a Heavy Storm.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8601 19:06

There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, how much do I value my blood?

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8602 00:31

Anytime a leftist speaks about any subject it should set off your bullshit detector.

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8602 23:50

still cant get over the fact that like five people partially obscuring their faces while shopping was a news-worthy event in southport

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8603 01:46

Cum is supposed to be less viscous than that and also a little bit translucent. This girl looks more like she's been covered in cream cheese frosting. "HOPE YOU LIKE BEING A CARROT CAKE BITCH"

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8603 09:46

Collectivists are always looking for an example of self-sacrifice in nature, but it only occurs where the individuals are genetic twins, eg a colony of bees behaving as one organism. This is why the closer humans are genetically, the easier it is to pull off socialism for a while.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8603 13:28

What an exquisite life you lead, smelling the asses of minority sex workers and strippers alike. They should make you the new spokesman for Dos Equis.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8603 14:04

Eating all those sanmmiches and losing weight does not mean that Joe Rogan can diddle all the kids he wants. I know it's a very courageous thing to say in this day and age, but diddling kids is wrong regardless of how handsome and thin someone is.

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8604 01:39


> This book was supposed to arrive by the 13th, but it still hasn't shown up
> yet. The order details for me still show a temporary tracking number.
> Could this number be updated so I can tell what's going on?

It,s one the way you can received the book within one week.

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8604 02:10

This talk describes how to design a Java program to run in Kubernetes, despite Kubernetes' promises that shit can Just Work with it, and also despite Java's "write once run anywhere" promises.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8604 16:42

>die
>someone snaps a creepshot of your dead ass

that's why women wear nice panties at all times

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8605 01:03

This is even better than those cereal commercials with the cartoon mascot who doesn't want you to eat the cereal.

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8605 07:24

no you fucking idiot its real cant you see the cash falling out of her fucking wallet rich white woman cant help but stand in the rain on a rainy afternoon or early morning depending on how you feel about it and watch a nice young man spank his monkey in the drivers seat of his car and or verhicle depending on how you feel about it and have a nice young woman watch him spank his jamkoe on a nice early morning rainy afternoon for free money

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8605 16:49

Yo dj pump this nothingness

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8605 20:03

Why does she doesn't exist?
That's not fair…

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8605 22:58

>I had an autistic classmate who didn't understand aging at all, he believed his age depends on his grade and if he'd go back to 5th grade he would be 10 again. Stallman has issues like that.

Did he try to intentionally fail class so he could become immortal by repeating the same grade indefinitely?

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8606 15:07

Required language:

flutent English

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8607 19:47

No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8608 15:07

YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8608 23:24

Exactly……..feeding the wildlife disrupts the natural order of things. Openly feeding a bum will only attract other bums.

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

NEVER BOIL A ROCK!

Regardless of what it is made of or the type, if there is any water in the rock it can explode and destroy your kitchen or even worse, YOU!

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8609 18:55

Recommending that users close all other open applications is like recommending they go jogging, or eat more fruit and vegetables.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8609 20:46

Stop blowing your nose you murdering frock-wearing transvestite.

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8609 21:12

Microsoft is continuing to wage an effort to kill the mic:// protocol. If your WinXP machine (or newer) doesn't connect using these links, you can just copy and paste the 'server' text address right into the 'SERVER' address window of the 'Chat Connection' pop-up in Comic Chat. Then Click 'OK' and your Comic Chat program should connect to the server you have selected.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8610 04:45

I'm the guy taking a huge diarrhea shit that burns the asshole and i'm sweating and the rear doors fling open because we hit a bump on the freeway just as i'm trying to wipe for the 4th time and my finger tears though the rv toilet paper and my finger goes right up my shit smeared asshole and i've only known the girl driving for 2 days and she's really cute but doesn't shower enough.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8610 06:57

In Part Two of this article I will compare and contrast Donald Trump’s rise to power to the rise of The Mule in Asimov’s masterpiece.

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8610 13:36

.'"". I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
c' )"/ S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
__> /_ INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
.-`_ ._'-.
( -' \ :/ )/ THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
\\._| ( // WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
'-/) \(, CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
/ ) ) WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
/ .'\ | NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
/.' \| KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
|| || TO PUNISH HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/ |/__ THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._) (,__; FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8610 20:44

Yeah whenever I stumble into a haunted house I immediately take a bath

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8611 14:08

Oh, humour, the excuse of the weak minded.. "I didn'T call you stupid, it was just a joke" Take the hint, don't do humour, you suck at it even harder than a blowfish.

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8611 14:49

What about the Keebler elves? What would they use in their fight against the Rice Crispy guys?

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8611 16:36

very, but my tie is flaccid :(

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8612 02:07

Mods are being extra nice because they want to gain our trust. Once this is done they will introduce us to drugs and sex before selling our bodies to other members of their underground gang.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8612 02:11

I once got Castle wolfenstein working, it sucked, it just had a 2D room with a bunch of guards randomly going "bleep bleep" jumping around the room, and when they touch you you become "caught" apparently the guards are blind and just buzz randomly around the room till they bump into you and go, who's that? feels your head square jaw feels your lips no tiny square moustache hmm.. feels your hair No helmet! feels your ID Badge Hello..i..am..American Gasp ALAAAAARM!!!! KAZA COMA SCHNELL!! AMERICANA!

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8612 02:12

America: Billions and billions spent on weapons but god forbid anyone suggests spending more tax dollars on public education or healthcare because that would be socialism.

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8612 04:19

wtf to the who said death note is crap fuck you! hope you’ll die soon who cares what’s up people is still cool you don’t have the right to bad mouth dn asshole!!!!

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8612 12:20

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.

You nigger.

You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Ireland.

Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.

Die, Daniel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8613 14:20

your dead father sullenly watching you edge to facial abuse from dadheaven

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 05:11

Hello, my tribe of Mystical Beings, Yes, Shannon I do see a pattern and eemitxcent ingnites me when I remember what a pivotal role the spirits played. Deborah I love the whole blog I use to wonder how I could be in two ‘worlds’ at once. I came to realize for myself that the ‘other world’ was like a sense how can I talk, smell, hear all at the same time? Postures rewire the brain so our awareness is sharper and preserving becomes a way of life…The Myth we enacted was magical…..I don’t think we are done..There are more stories coming. I image a Myth Tree and all the branches and roots are stories…..Our stories of the bigger Myth and other stories of personal growth, challenges, insights………..caw…caw…caw…caw..

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 16:33

Killing, human sacrifices, kid napping, drug selling, animal cruelty, drug trafficking, the occult, witchcraft, drug use, sodomy, cannibalism but "not all cartel members are bad" he says... 😒😒😒

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 19:14

millennial: i just found out you can buy trophies. i dont even have to participate
me: cocking two shotguns at once gen-x baby

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 19:34

Synopsis
You feel very tired after coming back from work today.
In order to cure papa, it makes lovely daughter put a lot of effort.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 20:14

WOW I HAVE A DAUGHTET NOW

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 21:38

Take your /a/ memes elsewhere. This board is for scholars.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8615 08:19

26ch.net 4x13.net world2ch.org all decided to meet up and have a discussion.

https://i.imgur.com/rk767SM.png

"This goatfinger, it's a shit board." World2ch took a long draw from hyr cigar, savored the smoke, then exhaled decisively. "Boys, it's time we give it a taste of it's own medicine."

26ch gasped. "But, but sir! What has goatfinger done?" 4x13, trembling with excitement, let out an autistic shriek. World2ch looked them both in the eye and continued speaking. "On April 2nd, we attack. Goatfinger is a piece of garbage that should not exist. True /prog/gers go to 4taba." 26ch nodded solemnly. "Yes, the shitty textboard that deserves progrider's legacy is https://dis.4ct.org/prog/." The brave textboards called an uber and the rest is history.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8615 14:04

>>642
Looks more like /g/ or /tech/ if I'm honest

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8615 19:38

>>637

>drug selling
>the occult
>witchcraft
>drug use
>sodomy

Hey, these aren't bad!

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8615 20:46

>>644
ebin

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8616 04:16

One day my mother called me "son of a bitch". I hit her, because no one is allowed to talk shit about my mother, then I hit myself, because no one is allowed to hit my mother, then she hit me, because no one is allowed to hit her son, then she hit herself, because no one is allowed to hit me, then I hit her, because no one is allowed to hit my mother.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8617 08:18

Anyone who has to juggle perfect grades and Daddy's cummies can't possibly have time for extracurricular interests or an engaging social life. It's the kind of fantasy that makes this picture a lot sadder than it needs to be.

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8617 13:38

>>645
?

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8617 16:45

If you had eaten that rubbish your tombstone would have read: He searched high and low for a tasty treat, and died from a dollar can of moldy chicken meat :>D

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8617 17:19

If Sweden had true garbage collection, Muslims would delete themselves upon immigration.

651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8617 18:41

We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8618 04:09

Look I didn't crawl out of bed to talk about fucking necromorphs and this is probably the wrong channel for it

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8618 18:58

>>642
What the fuck.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8618 21:16

Free speech means people can call you on your bullshit

655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8619 01:52

I'm personally all about the anime girls. Recently, in order to come closer to Chihaya-chan, I've started dancing around naked doing Chi-chan's routines. I feel really pretty when I'm dancing and masturbating while doing an idol's routine. At that time I feel I can really empathize with Chihaya and the pleasure it gives me gets me off like nothing else.

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8619 11:07

Avoid nestle: go shop at walmart

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8619 19:41

Diversity doesn't sell for obvious reasons. Blacks don't read very much. Hispanics don't read very much. Asians read, but not as much as whites do. And whites like to read about blacks and Hispanics and Asians even less than Asians and blacks and Hispanics like to read about whites.

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8620 10:14

Incest, monster erotica, and the Federal Unemployment Tax Act? That’s an insta-buy for me.

Two stepsisters in their neighbor’s futa lair? Another insta-buy. Thank you, “Customers Who Bought This Also Bought.”

659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8620 15:19

thats a devil girl from a hentai I watched. she grows a dick too!

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8621 01:48

well, if the auto-translate is correct, tamiflu caused the end of the world and an apple pig was responsible

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8621 02:09

A lesson from an Attending, but it has to be shared:

When writing up notes on a patient don't describe wounds or anything else that is pus-like
as p-u-s-s-y

please describe instead as purulent

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8621 02:13

And please watch how you document relationships --- you can cause an attending to spit a drink through their nose when you write,"patient has been in a long term (2 month) relationship with her Baby-Daddy and states..."

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8621 19:44

Seriously, this has been gnawing at me for 20 years. Does the
"Quylthulg" have any kind of history, or did the Moria creators simply
pull it out of their... imaginations?

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8622 22:55

It's ironic how a game about breaking the bonds of slavery is so restrictive and oppressive

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8623 01:26

Unattainable timeline with a technology you're not comfortable with while you deal with unhelpful management. This sounds like an excellent preparation for the real world of programming. I commend them.

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8623 07:52

garbage shock doujin with no artistic merit

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8623 13:34

I don't know the science behind it but every time I put on my shades and walk down the street this song plays and random black dudes slap me five

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8623 19:29

Clearly wrong. you keep asking my rating every time I open and force me to rate it very annoying leave me alone

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8623 20:37

If people didn't reinvent the wheel, we'd still be driving around like Fred Flintstone.

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8624 07:58

Tell my wife I love her and that I love the concept of transverse catapults on carrier hangar decks.

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8624 23:20

another solid gold video, Larry. thank you. I'd sell my first born for your patreon but I don't have a kid yet and it would probably be ugly as fuck.

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8625 08:45

I'm a postdoc in the Humanities and I'm 100% convinced women actually have no souls. They are not capable of anything that can be called literature or philosophy, except in instances so vanishingly rare that they can be better explained by freak accident or sheer imitation.

It freaks me out. Having to work with them and watch them try to create things is like starring on a cooking show alongside a dog, and the dog just barks and breaks shit, but everyone claps as if he's cooking too. It's just a dog. It's not cooking. It's not doing anything. But everyone is clapping, so you clap too, because you don't want to be the one to say it.

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8626 11:11

This is fucking ridiculous. Today marks the third day the archive has failed to load at all. Don't bother running an archive if you shirk responsibility for the upkeep on a normal basis. I beseech you to hand the reins over to one more competent than yourself (read:just about anyone). Also, don't reply, as I won't even bother reading your pithy remarks. Fuck you.

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8627 19:29

That said, I think Hitler would've been a lot nicer if someone had just high-fived him back.

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8627 22:48

At first you lull yourself into the simple but fun Doom 2 replica, play through a few maps, think the WAD is fun and then ANAL FUCK TO THE FACE HAPPENS!

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8628 17:52

I would be too embarrassed to say things like that during sex.

I have sex like a gay Amish person.

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8628 19:00

But jesus has no FEATS. So no thanks. Satan, Satamael and many demons are just BEYOND him.

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8628 21:20

actually jesus had believer's hands and rank 1 animal affinity

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8629 21:33

Dont bring a girl to a man fight.

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8631 03:41

I did a quick test and on my 64-bit linux box. gmtime and localtime max out in the year 2147483647 (with the next second after giving -2147483648 as the year). So to get much past 55 bits of time somebody will have to update the output routine to use a 64-bit int for the year instead of an unsigned 32-bit int. Hopefully somebody will take care of that bug sometime in the next couple billion years.

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8631 12:03

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the commons? I thought not. It's not a story the Fisherman's Guild would tell you.

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8631 18:13

Bullshit, I once disabled my internet for a couple of days.

Just laid on the couch all day and did nothing.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8632 14:49

"Do not tremble, I have no patience for cowards!"
Then he dies in two hits. Why is it that in these types of games the weakest enemy mooks are always the most arrogant and belt-hitching?

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8632 17:16

>>680
That node file bug should never have happened.

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8632 19:47

and you have a marketable skill. there's no freelance jobs in shitposting or making the fucking drums go dananananaananana

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8632 22:00

>>680
Node should never have happened.

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8632 23:07

You seriously need to reconsider your worth as a human being if you believe the Madela effect could be real, you're obviously having image issues and cant come to terms about being fucking retarded.

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8633 19:49

>>686
Well yeah, that too

nice post number tho

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8634 20:54

I like pot-bellied man-boobed Cpt America much more than that cheesy Marvel version.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8634 22:32

aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8635 03:40

>buy juicero
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8635 04:14 

How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?
  • "Yo cyberdumbass, that annoying marine-gayrine is coming to rape you're bootyass lol"
  • "How dare you speak to your master in such a filthy manner?"
  • "coz ur fgt lol"

The rest is history.

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8635 15:07

He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8636 19:43

Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8636 20:04

seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 16:41

So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8638 20:47

that is a ginue pig

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8638 21:07

in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8639 00:04

"Frodo,we need to speak..." Galadrial limped with difficulty toward the hobbit,adrift in his own thoughts.
"Yes,my Lady. I know what you're going to say:the Burden is heavy,but I need not shoulder it alone. I-"
"No,Frodo," she interrupted. "Although true,there are other things to consider. Your companions-" The rhythmic stutter to her voice was present,but hardly noticed by the hobbit. He interjects,"Pippin and Merry I can trust with my life,surely you can't object to their coming!"
She steadies herself before answering. "No,I have no fear for them but its-"
Frodo loks at her,gently vibrating with a solid pulse."Boromir?" She shakes her head. "Its...Gimli,Frodo."
He stares,shocked. "You don't trust him?",but she just smiled.
"I do. It's just that he won't stop humping my leg." Both looked down beyond the Mirror,the top of a hairy head bouncing and grunting. "You know him better than we of Lothlorien. Is there some charm to impell him? Some crowbar handy?"
Frodo doesn't answer at first. Then with a meek and longing look,whispers,"Can I have the other leg?"
Long was the silence at Galadrial's Mirror.If you don't count the grunting.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 06:42

Are there any other shows where God is a legitimate character on the show yet the MC still manages to somehow tip the worlds largest fedora and refuse it's existence?

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 12:19

>>700 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXG5VpoyTY

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 12:49

>>700
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatEarthAtheist

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 13:26

Imagine a car Hitler. I think Hitler would be a volkswagen if he was a car

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8642 00:58

Needn't ignore his full name: Kneel gay man.

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8642 03:36

Think of it as a whole-country fat camp.

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8642 13:03

>>702
Phew, I almost didn't make it out of that link.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8643 12:51

Genetically modified monkeys have a more rigid aproach to language and lack the linguistic playfullness of humans. So yes, the movie is completely accurate in regards to language.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 16:24

Because Christianity is tainted by Catholics. Its just like swastika, originally good but later twisted and used by evil.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 17:04

I am Nordic, and i Think fermented herring smells like shit. how it taste, I don´t know. I don´t eat somthing that smells like it has been eaten Before.

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 17:11

Soon Morrowind will be legal to fuck.

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 21:05

I calm myself down and tell him to chill the fuck out. He laughs. Hysterically. It was at this point that i was done playing nice. im pretty ashamed of myself, but i ended up saying, “you better open your ass up boy, cause your fixing to take all kinds of blue eyes dick.”……Not my proudest moment but this damn kid was talking so much shit.

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8645 09:32

its [like] a verbal karate between assburgers and retards

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8645 10:39

Some pixels are not what I'm used to which makes you literally the worst person since Genghis Khan, but apart from that you're a pretty cool guy.

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8646 07:58

You used a recreation of an unofficial Serbian wartime propaganda song encouraging genocides against Croatian fascists and Turks and the people who watched the physics project will never know LOL XD.

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8646 21:24

a pessimist sees a dark tunnel, an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel, a realist sees a freight train, the train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8646 22:27

The Germans documented everything I feel like there'd be some record of someone falling out of a guard tower balls deep in a rottweiler

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 20:26

Have you tried seeing medical help for your cephalorectum syndrome? The high methane content seems to be clouding your ability to gain perspective.

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 00:37

I've honestly not seen a YouTube comment being downthumbered in years. It seems that if anyone has a problem with what someone else says on there, they just call them a homogay for a week and then move on.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 13:53

Short, bearded, gruff-voiced ladies. There's a niche I'm not sad to see unfilled.

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 20:22

when i was a kid i thought it was "meat hook SOLOMY!" haha oh gee wilicures.

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 22:55

“But,” they ask, “if there is divinity in all languages, where is the divinity in Java?”
Pouring myself another, I drink it slowly. “The lesson is over for today.”

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 23:52

Humans. Aren't. Gogurt. Tubes. Okay?

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8649 02:27

Channeling Mel Brooks:

Why is diversity like cancer? Di more you have, di-verse it gets.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8649 16:59

It's good to see traditional Hungarian curses. I stayed at a farm in Hungary when I was little, and Mihaly, the patriarch had a favorite curse: Isten bassza le a Jeszus Crisztuszt a falrol!!
(Or, May God fuck Jesus Christ off the wall!) My kids, who never learned Hungarian, have my grandkids greeting me with "lofasz a seggedbe" when we talk on the phone. Kids never forget a good curse.

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8650 03:11

Did you know, not counting IoS, alt-righters, and Commander Keens, there are exactly 17 monster types in the doom 2 bestiary?

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8650 07:52

you broke the cardinal rule, you touched the poo poo

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8650 18:05

The one what has a negro in the party.

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8653 02:45

I was asked by a feminist how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8653 13:53

>>728
That joke is mildly funny. The first time.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8654 05:14

"men are peepee doodoo"

wrong, motherfucker

men are caca-poopee wee wee

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8654 08:11

also around first grade I tried to impress girls by telling them that I was from "the planet of flowers" because all girls like flowers, right? they just thought I was weird, of course.

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8654 09:56

Nothing says "I don't care" like posting "I don't care" unsolicited in the comments section.

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8654 17:32

>>729 That reminds me of a joke some geeks made. "What is your new years resolution?"
The next geek says something about the resolution of a new computer, a computer upgrade, or a new computer monitor.

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8654 19:19

>>733
Back in the day, it was 1024x768, and that was a decent resolution!

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 00:45

not gay here but why is there no gay anal gangbang porn? I look on pornhub from time to time when I get bored of watching chicks get anal banged.

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 00:48

>invent fancy beam reflecting paint that happens to be gold
>don't put any of it around the cockpit

I don't think they actually liked him that much.

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 05:51

Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 06:25

Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 14:22

Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 22:19

Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8657 18:44

(Picks up curry with a cup)
(Drops the cup)
SHIT

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8657 19:57

>>741
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8657 21:46

my iq tets came bakc positive!1

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8659 01:41

i awlays get a mcdobule and a mcchcicken and put them togehter!! i hear it's called a mcgangbang!!

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8659 21:01

In response, I ejaculated a live dwarf that I now keep in my left anus.

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8659 21:31

Everyone higher on the scoreboard has no life, everyone lower sucks at the game.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8660 13:47

I could have taken control of someone's kid, cut their arm off, and eaten it in front of them back in 40.24. I know, I've done this before.

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8660 21:27

If you are not interesting take the lives of an anime and pretend they are your own.

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8661 04:30

"Human fingers are in the chili at Wendy's"

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8662 01:52

"We find the music room and go Rachmaninoff on his ass"
Am I the only one that got that or am I just a music nerd

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8662 08:39

TOS, TNG and DS9 were the only shows that made me stop for a moment and think that human diversity and communism might be a good thing. A perfect world where everyone is cool to each other, no one has to worry about resources, and work is actually a form of play.

This is why I love the new movies. Everytime one of these horror shows is released that rapes Star Trek, my love for the show weakens more, and so to does those pangs of youthful naivete. Every time I think of Geordie and Rikker and Worf all living in harmony and having a great time, I just need to recall that it's now canon that nu-Spock fucked nu-Uhura. Every time I think of the logic, reason and love of liberty that drove Kirk and Picard in their adventures, I just need to remind myself of nu-Kirk and what an impulsive reckless asshole he is. Everytime I think of the Federation, I just need to remind myself that Vulcan is destroyed and old-Spock went back in time to speak to nu-Spock.

It's great. More of these movies, please.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8662 18:13

>>751 They all got along because, apart from Worf, they all acted white.

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8662 19:35

>>752 Worf acted Klingon.

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8663 04:30

  1. idiot (milo diss) (prod. XXXTENTACION)
  2. poop (death toilet)
  3. i made a gooey in visual basic (hacker part 2)
  4. zach said the n word once and i yelled at him for it for 26 minutes straight
  5. worst teeth in the game (fantano diss)
  6. penis generator
  7. T-SHIRT (ft. Kanye West)
  8. cum in my mouth (ft. arca)
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  10. death grape

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8664 20:47

Am I the only one who thinks that autocorrect has gotten worse over the past few years? I think it's being used as a form of subtle censorship frankly.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8664 21:22

[Strangling a hospitalized man] WE'RE GOING FOR THE GOOD ENDING

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8666 07:19

yes rape meeeeee goreshit

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8667 05:46

I never realized how much Brian Johnson sounds like a little cartoon goblin until just now. I love it.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8667 07:44

Neil's music is like getting raped in the armpit. There's no real point to it and every one in it's vicinity is either uncomfortable, disgusted, intrigued or filled with perverted joy.

760 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8667 07:49

Read what you wrote again. It's so retarded. Of course nothing is a crime unless ot her people know about it.
For example if I could somehow manage to stole a million dollars tomorrow from a bank and made a copy of that million dollars and put the original bank in the bank and counterfeit in my basement no crime without anyone noticing then no crime would've been comitted.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8668 07:01

Scots are pragmatic, that's why they all leave Scotland.

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8668 11:51

Ah yes, Disney cable channels... where the cartoons are written better, acted more subtly, and less likely to be plastic in 20 years than the live-action.

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8668 19:11

Even Trigglypuff could be pressed into service, if we could find a turkey baster.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8674 16:40

Decapitation is a part of their rich cultural heritage you bigots.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8674 16:59

covfefe

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8675 11:41

Yay! I'm a happy bunny!

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8676 03:08

Avergae Joe 2 lost to Wife Battering Ram.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8676 21:41

We are currently out of copies of Erotic Speedcore Coprophilia Cd , trendy 2+3 CDs and more . they will be available again very soon . and hopefully if there is time to make some new merch there will be some clothing etc.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8678 14:01

*Invents a machine that lets you drink bleach and hang yourself at the same time*
*Uses it*

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8678 15:28

Just got suspended from Twitter for 12 hrs for tweeting that I shouldn't fear being slaughtered when I walk down the street

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 00:10

its a nipple insertion fleshlight being sold in a raver fashion shop in camden

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 05:20

Wow i didn’t think i’d find this level of ignorance on a natural living website.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 18:06

They love diversity like Londoners love getting run over by trucks to show how tolerant they are

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 18:40

During the Blitz, surprisingly few Londoners were skulking around the bomb shelters grumbling, "Fucking idiot. It's not Nazis."
That kid's whole tone of voice just reeked of Pajama Boy superiority. I mean, I can picture the "who farted?" Look on his face.
You couldn't possibly have reality being shoved in your face harder than was happening to dweeb.
And he absolutely could not accept it.
This isn't the Blue Pill, this is the Blue Medical Infusion Pump. There is no saving these guys, they won't permit it. So there is no point in trying.

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 19:03

I'd be pissed if I were a terrorist. All these murders and the stupid SJW will NEVER give me the credit.

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 20:37

>>773
>>774
>>775
Alright, that's your quota for the week. Now we're doing weird internet shit and Japanese.

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 22:07

>>776
slave driver :(

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 23:45

There is something special about imouto buttocks.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8680 00:02

I always wonder what these guys' parents must've thought at the time. "No, Dad, I don't want to be a fisherman I WANT TO BE A ZEN MASTER" It sounds like every teenager ever to me, hahaha.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8680 04:02

You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8681 03:08

>Tweet that at him and see what happens


I imagine someone would get pounded in the butt

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8681 04:41

al-Jazeera English: "Dismantle structural racism! End patriarchy! Black lives matter!"

al-Jazeera Arabic: "In conclusion, all Shia and Alawites are without exception kuffar; they are rafidah which must be cleansed from the earth through jihad, inshallah."

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8682 08:44

GinjaNinja3218> iceland elections
18<27GinjaNinja3218> vote for your favourite island to become iceland

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8682 18:02

about a week ago i had a dream that my life was spiraling downward and i was acting out a lot. so my boyfriend (?) in my dream got mad at me and started yelling at me and told me that i was ruining my life and that he expected me to act better. then i started crying and he put his hand on my face and was like i'm sorry. then we went to bed and spooned and then he fucked me.

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8682 19:10

>>784
He sounds manipulative. A well-dressed gentleman like me would treat you better and stimulate you with some high-IQ conversation. Did I mention, I am an excellent sex-haver? Please consider it.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8682 21:17

*Free fruit (Yes that's right, FREE fruit)

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 02:18

>>786
Is this some gay slang for something? It probably is!

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 04:39

MiG Pilots usually keep a low throttle because they love Stalin.

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 09:30

Is it bad that I just did the lucky chloe dance in the club

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 12:31

>>788
Wrong. After Stalin's death, there was a massive campaign dismantling his cult of personality. MiG engineers perfected vortex dynamics of MiG-29 thus achieving supermanoeuvrability, i.e. stopping Stalin.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 20:17

that's sensible. I knew a guy who lost his son in a car accident and he withdrew like a thingin a clamshell

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8684 00:25

They wouldn't be quite so sad if any of them knew what sex they were.

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8684 05:30

This.

All women are like daughters to me. I cannot emotionally handle them destroy themselves with things like doing porn, getting tattoos and having sex with beaners. She's lucky that taco man didn't behead her like they all eventually do. If I could just have that woman for 10 minutes I'd give her the spanking of her life. She'd go straight from my house to the nunnery and 10 years later she would thank me.

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8685 06:20

I don't know directly from any of this, because I am an unlettered redneck with air-cooled teeth and a net worth in the middle four figures.

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8685 07:24

>>793
The person who originally said that is fucking stupid.

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8685 10:55

>>795 This applies to pretty much the entire thread! At least I hope so, sometimes I think "I hope they're posting this in ridicule and not as a flag to wave, because that would be embarrassing"

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8686 04:30

They are a bit of Bionic Commando crossed with Call of Duty, and the story is what would happen if Doom-Guy invaded the world of Kirby, but not before turning into Sonic the Hedgehog.

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8686 16:01

Look, if you weren’t on the Day One Hype Train for Bubsy, you were probably never going to be on that train.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8686 17:40

You're a retard.
You're fundamentally misunderstanding the line you quoted and responding to something I never said.

What you said is incoherent in reply to what you quoted.

You think I said I said.. what? That I can keep abstaining from orgasm for a while after cumming already? Which you then agreed with? After calling me "full of shit"? What the fuck are you even trying to say?

You're also wrong! The more I cum, the easier I cum, and the more intensely I cum, but the briefer it is. A LONG refractory period produces the numb dick you're talking about. A SHORT refractory period can easily get it up and cum again with little delay.

After 3 orgasms, I can still fuck. And it's super intense because my dick is super sensitive, and I CAN blow after just 10 minutes, and it will be a higher peak than my previous 3 orgasms, but it will be very brief, rather than a nice, long, 10-20 second series of contractions. Instead it will be a flutter of 5 quick contractions in 5 seconds.

My point was that I can go for an hour, cum, then still be good to go for another round. And another. And usually another 1 or 2. And if you give me an hour or two to rest and maybe refuel I can even go a few more times ad infinitum. I've gone to weekend sex parties and racked up 30 orgasms in 2 days.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8686 19:45

>>799
He's on about short and then says one hour?

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8686 21:05

four words: CUDDLE TIME LITTLE CUTIE!!!!!

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8687 01:32

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8687 18:39

For example I saw the Sean Connery movie Outland when I was around 11 and the thing I took away from it was I never wanted a job where I had to commute

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8688 08:49

Your video is still amazing enough.
But i think that all the video ideas you create will certainly be wonderful.
I wish you achieve success your goal.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8688 16:30

I think it is very important for Londoners to remember that fire will only strengthen and unite them. Refusing to burn is the only way to truly fight fire.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8688 17:18

It's no coincidence that the zenith of European civilization as a whole came during the era when Christcuckoldry was the most dominant since it perfectly harmonized institutions with our natural cuckold tendencies maximizing social efficiency while it eliminated our second greatest disadvantage which was our K-selection reproductive strategy by forcing us to breed like rabbits like sandniggers do naturally.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8688 18:39

A lot of embeded system SOC (e.g. freescale T2080) have both
PCI and USB modules. But USB module is controlled by registers
directly, it have no relationship with PCI module.

When say N here it will not build PCI related code in USB driver.

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8689 08:59

I hope weebs one day burn Cal Arts to the ground if it spares us any more rotund pastel comic characters.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8689 13:49

Winners focus on winning.
Losers focus on winners.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8689 21:43

The Right Stuff is more than being able to withstand nine gees while correcting for a faulty thruster in an uncontrolled spin―it's being able to take your turn in the barrel like a man while making plans for what you'll do when you're the one on the other side of the bunghole.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8690 00:52

Cute girl with cute looking strap-on

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8690 01:02

You came to the wrong mufuggin neighborhood honky.
"How does I became shota?" -you
"Absolutely anime_irl. Sometimes I see the back of a car and think "damn, dat ass"."- you
"Zach's dick looks weird without the words."- you
"I can relate to the girl more than the guy tbh" - you apparently in reference to gay anime cartoons.
"I'm pretty sure most normies are too plebbish to understand the appeal of even catgirls."- you
You are a white devil, into anime and gay shit. What the fuck is wrong with you boy?

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8690 22:54

I was actually thinking about that comic just now and realized. In my head, Namor, the Sub-Mariner, ruler of all Atlantis and the realms beneath the waves... is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 03:43

I need to share this, and this thread seems the best place to. I've never had a waifu, I could just not connect. My standards for both 2D and 3D are tremendously high.
Recently we've been having a surge in cross dressing threads, and I really got into it. Long story short, I have found that I am my own waifu. I will create a nice dinner for myself, think of something to play on my piano, and masturbate the night away.
I'm already so excited, this must be how many of you have felt around your special someone for all this time.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 06:51

>>814
all I can think is "but what if you NTR yourself?"

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 14:19

that pair of tits is actually only 0.5 kg in mass. You see, gravitational acceleration is the one that plays with the weight. A gravitational acceleration is 9.8 m/s^-2. Then you multiply the mass with acceleration. Therefore you get 5 kg of tits...in weight

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8692 22:31

why do you need to eat breakfast when can suck fingers

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8693 02:34

alien explorer finds concrete structure on Class M planet
significant calcium deposits within rectangular walls
significant quantity aluminium cylinders throughout
carved in wall of box 12, glyphs:
"B R E T O N W O O D S 4 4"

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8693 11:49

>>816
Posted for amusement, or horrendous wrongness, or both

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8693 23:09

Video games, anime & robitussin. This is a disturbingly accurate representation of my adolescence.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8694 02:36

>>820
mmmmm

Recipe for a NEET

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8695 07:51

I would probably actually suck the cum out of someones anus to get unbanned

captcha: unbun

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 23:32

"Political independents have sex even more often than Republicans but cheat at the same rate Democrats do"

Translation: moderates always stab you in the back.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8697 03:30

>>823
Most independents aren't moderate though

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8697 08:33

brainless sissy retard died of kimchi withdrawal

captcha: heck

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8698 12:27

Pizza+ Handgun, folks.

Handgun is 5 shots, that you can hit-confirm each bullet, and stagger the shots, or not even do them all so people are never sure when to approach. Best item.

But since its a high unblockable, mix it with the pizza (mid blockable)

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8698 23:41

If the Japanese government banned breathing, all Japs would suffocate themselves to death. Subhuman gaijin cannot comprehend that level of legalism.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8699 10:44

I tried this maneuver when I brought octopus for lunch at work and it did NOT go over well. Once again, Ars leaves valuable information out of the article in an effort to appeal to their liberal dolphin readers.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8700 04:03

I like how im like atleast 1k views on this atrocity of man. I am a grown ass man who listens to eurobeat does anyone realize the implications. like one time I was with some acquaintances and one fat basterd wanted to hear my music, chunks stepped in at about this song and proceded to rip the ear buds out in a vain attempt to make me look bad, everyone callex me a weeb, I socially crap myself as if I had sternly gained the urge to lose my mind and explained 80s jpop to some random people who gave me rune shimmies. this song has stopped atleast 4 friendships and 1 job opportunity to join into being a boyscout leader. The man at the scouts place searched my recent history and found this song, he clicked on it and he amediantly talked about how he didnt want the boys to have a gay troop leader due to legalitys. WHY GOD....WHY?

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 01:07

I used to wonder why when there's something like a bridge collapse in another country, dozens or hundreds of people would die, while the same kind of thing here would kill three, one of whom died of a heart attack.

I don't wonder anymore.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 02:17

Hey don let a child have of the marijuana weed, it can effect there branes and cause a reaction in ... This drugs is adult or other, but never a babby should receive this type of such a thing.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 18:30

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** >inb4 I'm b&, like I give a shit

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 21:19

The DQ story is a classic, on par with the tales of CheChe and his eternally sobbing daughter!

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 09:08

Knowledge is power, but I did not need to know this.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 11:53

taker sounded like a strange man that wants your blood and he wants to have sex just my opinion

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 21:57

Ah. Finally something I can help with. Listen up kid this is a long story. Full of people trying to jew eachother out of things and doing their best to fuck eachother over.
It all started around 1824 when a person named Hakaki Jikoma (Last names go first in Japan) started up a picture machine company. But around that time the competition was at its highest yet and full of unknowing people trying to scam eachother out of deals (still is but at a much lesser rate now).
So there he was good ol' Jikoma not knowing what to do with himself, he was still at a young age when he started this company (19 at that!). He was losing many customers to the competition. Mainly because he wasn't exactly known as you would put it. That was his biggest problem, his blenders were top notch and of the best quality. But what good is that when nobody knows about then? There he was again wondering what to do. After much thinking and a lot of drinking. He decided it would be best for him to start with making a commercial. Not any ordinary commercial mind you it was going to be much more. He hired many animators and went to hell and back getting enough loans from the bank to pay them all. It was so succesfull many, almost all companies started copying his methods. And there it all started. From a animated blender commercial. Kawaii blender was born.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 19:26

Africa will always be a gigantic steaming pile of refuse because Africans are stupid. There is no getting away from that fact, and a fact it most certainly is.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 09:35

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839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 15:35

tfw you want to fuck one of blanka's alternate skins

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 08:52

I rephrased the puzzle with a cat to make it non gender specific, and also because people on the internet like looking at pictures of cats.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 20:54

"I hate midwits"

*500 midwits appear* "Actually..."

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 01:12

wrong, david asked the engineer, do you even lift? the engineer responded, what do you think? then ripped his head off

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 20:12

I'm a Pure Math major, so when I get bored of studying, I think about that 300k lined up a few years down the road

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 10:32

BEING A WHITE AMERICAN I AGREE THAT PUNJABI'S ARE MUCH BETTER THEN US

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 15:59

Hi my name is Emily Faulk'ner Prudence Christianity Twain and I have long ebony black hair, dark like the degraded soil outside of my family’s decaying manor where nothing will grow any longer, and icy blue eyes like my grandfather, who always went out the night before people talked about finding another lynching. A lot of people tell me I look like Flannery O'Connor (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Mark twain but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, and papa always told me that everyone in our town was related somehow and that was okay, because better marry your cousin than one of those outsiders who pass through our town looking down at us in their shoes. I’m a Southerner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I don’t toss and turn at night haunted by the knowledge that out further into the woods on our estate are the graves of my family’s former slaves. I’m a Southern goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly gingham. I love my mom’s spinning wheel and I make all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing the reminders of my family’s old glory spun into a cotton dress that reminds me of a time I never knew where we were still prosperous and the servants took care of our home, before the vines grew up over the side of our mansion and consumed the walls like our entire legacy had been reclaimed from the soul we took our glory from. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about, because the sun offered no protection from evil and all the worst terrors happened in broad daylight, like what happened to the older McKinley girl when I was younger. A lot of outsiders stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8710 00:03

tardlaughing because that guy has a problem with dark skin but not ass raping a little boy

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8710 20:54

same. I don't watch gay porn so I can't contribute but these webms are fucking gold

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 15:52

Simple easy to understand. Cheap vintage 70s porn music. Expecting to be shot by a cowboy in an elevator wearing nothing except butt chaps

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 16:32

estoy atrapada en una avitacion y solo me han dejado este link en un papel ayudenme los necesito.

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 03:24

We believe when you work hard, you should also get to play hard! We also believe nobody should touch the glowing orb because its powers cannot be wielded by any mortal.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 15:51

Administrator for the community here. Due to poor behavior, we will be closing threads for popular series like this one and for other series as well before they air. We love you(not really) but, we can't have you spamming and acting childish and using it as an excuse.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 20:28

They'd tell you to think outside the box and then stick you in a cubical.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 02:47

WTF there are castles in my country that cost less

854 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8715 03:04

Free Dirt - clean

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 18:07

FIRST OFF ARGENTINIGGER
NOTHING nothing NOTHING will stop the inevitable power of god like superior white penis forcing it's way inside non white bodies like the bodies of your subhuman women.
Our dicks were put on the earth by god to inseminate you fucking animals in the hopes that you might one day resemble something close the the glory of white power that your women melt between their hairy legs for you baboon.
All women ALL WOMEN belong to white men and we fucking take what we like dirty dog, I might enjoy nigger pussy one night and gook slice the next I explain shit to you fucking shitskin we own the planet.
I will breed white gods and non white animals alike if I feel it's right and you can take that and fucking think about it because that's all you've got fucking mango eating beaner.
Ok thanks shit head.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 18:44

That's my girls dick bro, show some respect.

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 20:33

Do you think Koreans are ur friends? How about this? Kosovo is Serb. Europe is Serb. GET REKT M8 is Serb. Earth is Serb. Memes are Serb. Dat boi is Serb. Force is Serb. Darth Vader is Serb. Prussia is Serb. This video is Serb. Idunno what to say but it is Serb. Remove kebab is Serb. Byzantine is Serb. Ottoman is Serb. Austria is Serb. Italy is Serb. Turn around, What you see? A Serb. Ur friends is Serb. Seriously, you think they are ur friends is Serb. XxXNoscope360°XxXis Serb. Trump will build a wall and it is Serb. I drink a water and it is Serb. I see Paris and it is Serb. That beatiful Sun and Moon is Serb. Youtube is Serb. Internet is Serb. CNN is Serb Make america great Serb. Srpska is Serb. Croatia is Serb. In my dream, there was a flying sheeps with a serb. This keyboard is Serb.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 03:19

"When you target the 1%, 43% of your targets are Jewish" --ADL poster during Occupy Wall Street.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 05:42

Following them on twitter is probably a more universal approach, but I wouldn't recommend it myself because GOD DAMN. A lot of these cats are tweeting 100+ things a day. That shit is not acceptable.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 17:06

Nothing drives a virtue-signaller crazier than Virtue itself.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 18:03

I don't know how to properly describe it other than to say this anime is just really strange. It's like buying a strawberry shortcake from an adorable little shop run by nice friendly cute girls. Maybe you don't even want cake buy just buy it there anyway to see those girls in their cute uniforms or whatever. But then you take that cake home, look at it, see something that isn't right, and start to realize that's semen you're looking at on one of the strawberry. You start to wonder if it is then how did it get there, why it's there, if the girls at the shop are trying to tell you something, and if you should toss the cake out because of it and never go to that shop again.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 20:08

I immediately spanked him and told him "THAT'S NOT MY BATMAN"

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 02:36

>>861
I am curious

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 08:35

>>863
http://tohno-chan.com/an/res/28336.html#29091

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 10:04

if the mother fucker has hep c he should not be bleed on people.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 12:53

>>863 I wouldn't waste your time on it, though I did like the OP and the last note of the ED (a sort of off-key "あ”, it just tickled me). There's a thing they do in the opening theme that sounds really cool but I can't put my finger on what it is to analyse it... it's like, full beats then half beats then triplets or something, it sounds sort of messy but then you realise it came together neatly. At the end of "Not To Touch The Earth" by the Doors, they do a sort of clang!...clang!...clang! like something heavy hitting the ground at high speed and sort of bouncing, in the Hinako Note OP it sounds like this but a ping pong ball if that makes sense?

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8719 20:46

>>Everyone forgets Perth


and people say comics aren't realistic.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 20:39

and then the fat NTR man walks in and the doujin proceeds as you would expect

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8721 08:48

Do you believe in free will? The ability of the mind to break free of its physical determinism and command the body? Or do you think, as complex as it may be, human existence is simply emergent from the physical laws of the universe? That gravity, electromagnetism, weak and strong nuclear forces acting on matter have swung into motion this whole shitshow, and we are powerless to watch it happen, barely awake, gone in an instant?

Well, here’s a Trump Fidget Spinner.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8722 18:14

YOU MUST BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8722 18:38

You might as well put a lot of shooting in there, because it's my only way to communicate with this sad world.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8722 20:56

Boy wut dat mouth do? Show me them feet

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8724 20:53

Those of us who value women and their gift don’t like to see them throw it away. Our suspension of disbelief doesn’t allow us to enjoy them beating the crap out of six Green Berets, either. Nerds like it, but these people masturbate to cartoons. Fuck them.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8725 09:34

I'm fat, retarded, autistic, smell bad (can't afford deodorant because I'm NEET), just farted and I'm sitting down so I'm trapped in the smell of my own fart, pick and eat my boogers, have a bad attitude and I genuinely like Sargon.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 00:30

Reminds me of when I tried my hand at passenger transport missions back on Elite:Frontier.

I brought the cargo cabins, but forgot the life support unit. Got to the destination wondering why I had 30 tons of 'animal meat'

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 01:50

I once left a tentacle and monster rape h-manga on my couch when I had my parents over. Compared to that this would be nothing.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 04:34

I suddenly cant view command lists, anybody else with this trouble?
One of those goths.. Moses I believe. His companions finished their last slow pronounced drags and dropped the cigarette butts (still cherried) into a can of Kaka Cola, from which he, moses that is, proceeeded to take one immense and presumably dizzying sniff.

The kind of sniff i have thought of since as literally horrifying to behold, on this incomprehensible youth's blank face, eyes glistening like hematite beads. No mortal would ever see need for as deep and soul wrenching an intake of breath, as I sat in awe of this morn.
Coupled with Moses's macabre and meloncholy brood, not being able to recall my A.B.A command sheet is the impetus and assurance of my abrupt and sorrowful resolution.
Back to testament. I remember happier times, like when I saw Oro's penis balls and behind all in one glorious array, in pixels of maze.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 08:51

When I was a little kid my mom sneaked up to my room while I was stimulating my reproductive genitals to 2d babes, then opened the door very suddenly. I minimized the window quickly and hid my boner under my shirt and against my underwear waistband, although it was still far from inconspicuous. In fact, I would say that it was glaringly obvious that my d*ck was swollen. Then she asked me what I was looking at, to which I don't remember what I replied but I asked her to leave. Then she came close to me and took the mouse from my hand and clicked on my minimized tab just to humiliate me fully. Then she laughed and said it was normal, before moving on to make me some hot chocolate. I don't know what sadistic spirit ensnared her then, but I swear she delighted in catching me during that moment of extreme vulnerability.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 12:23

i disagree with most of the things on this blog but yeah weeaboos and furries should be sterilized and imprisoned for the greater good

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 14:57

The gym after midnight is just full of 20somethings who know their technique wouldn't hold up in daylight. Weird, sad, self-conscious vibe.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8727 03:37

>>878 this in itself sounds very much like the beginning of a doujin

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8727 08:31

well if i work as a pornstar a dick is considered safe for work right?

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8727 16:54

Just saw a cute puppy. IF YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING TRUMP I QUESTION YOUR LOVE OF PUPPIES.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8727 23:11

>But it's significantly less degenrate than the West
This. I would pick gopnik alcoholic culture above SJW tranny niggers every single time.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8730 12:55

We Korean 4chan posters are from ilbe.com

ilbe.com is South Korean website

We ILBE users decided to occupy 4chan.

4chan users hate us Koreans for no reason. We Korean ilbe users decided to occupy 4chan because of your racist postings.

/int/ will be full of us Koreans in 4 weeks.

The total number of ilbe users was 482,291 in July 7 statistics.

5,921 ilbe Korean users will come to 4chan until August.

Enjoy, 4chan.

This racist website will be occupied by us Koreans.

Your racist shitpostings will be removed by us Korean ilbe users.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8730 19:30

Sorry I made you wait. It is a strip.
I wanted to let them dance with this motion.
Members triple. My work is 6 times.
So, it took a long time to complete.

But...The hardship of stripping girls' clothes is not a hardship!

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8731 20:07

>say stupid shit
>be mocked for it
>get butthurt, make idle threats

We've all been there.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8731 20:30

( ・ω・) 888get.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 06:34

When the world runs out of religion, the young turn to internet mystery cults known as "fandoms"

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 06:55

Ok, the debate over whether or not you should download scanlations has been done many times. But what about doujinshis? There are doujinshi fansites where you can get scans online. Does anyone feel these sites are unethical? I guess the question would be is it alright to share something that isn't a licensed product to begin with? On one hand, doujinshi artists work hard on their product, and they're not giving the stuff away free. But by the same token, I don't think most doujinshi artists are trying to make money, anymore than an AMV maker is. If anything, doujinshi artists probably take a loss on their product. It seems like they do it so that other fans can enjoy their work. If that's the case, then online scans of their work probably wouldn't bother them.

What does everyone else think? Is it okay to share your doujin collection with the rest of the world? Or is this another gray area?

Speaking of scanlations, I had an ethical lapse the other day and tried to download the first chapter of FunFun Factory. What I ended up getting was some incredibly sick loli porn! Uggghhh! I guess it just goes to show you that justice is swift and merciless for those who try to get their shojo fix for free.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 19:11

The tranny fucks are just like Muslims

We're so stable, competent and capable and if you disagree with us we'll throw fits, lose our minds, commit suicide and threaten to fight the President.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8733 10:21

I went for Ketchup, didn't care who was ketchup.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8734 14:53

I always get a giggle out of watching feminists throw women under the bus to defend Islam.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8735 08:08

Will the 2020s be the decade that Hobos make a comeback?

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8735 12:19

is that the way guys try to be romantic when they kiss,,slam her into the wall??dum arss

god,,she got that dirty thing in her mpoutn,,,guys know that there dongle is filthy,,urine,,fecal matter,,dried sputtum all over in your shoerts,,and you let girls put that dirty thing in there mount??you filthy piggs,,,

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8735 20:47

After pearl harbor Hungary declared war on the USA. Roosevelt has never heard of Hungary before so he summoned the Hungarian ambassador to get an explanation.

Roosevelt: Tell me about your country. Is Hungary a republic?
Ambassador: No sire, Hungary is a kingdom.
Roosevelt: Nice. Who is the king then?
Ambassador: Hungary has no king. We have a regent, Admiral Horthy.
Roosevelt: An admiral I see, this must mean that the Hungarian fleet is formidable.
Ambassador: No sir. Hungary has no fleet. Hungary is a landlocked country.
Roosevelt: Okay then. Why did you declare war on the USA? Do you have any territorial demands towards the USA?
Ambassador: No. We have no territorial demands towards the USA.
Roosevelt: Intereting, So where does Hungary have territorial demands? Poland? The Soviet Union? Greece? Maybe against the United Kingdom?
Ambassador: No, sir. We have territorial demand towards Slovakia and Romania.
Roosevelt: So why didn't you declare war on those countries instead of us?
Ambassador: We can't, they are our allies.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8737 20:08

[Screen-long rant comment on a company's facebook post about how this motherfucker was not looking forward to the persona 3+5 dancing games, because could not possibly be as good as P4D because the idol characters in P4 were a good set up for a dancing games and therefore the PLOT to a RHYTHM GAME could not be anything but pure disappointment in comparison, including several MAJOR SPOILERS JUST DROPPED IN WITHOUT WARNING about P3 and ending with "will definitely both cost at least $50. Thoroughly disappointed"]

(I couldn't bring myself to sully my clipboard with that shit. I hope this guy attempts a P3 summoning.)

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 21:04

I was a huge moralfag as a kid.

>belong to group in this google chatroom-like thing, I forgot the name of it but it got shut down a while back
>me and my close cousin's friends in it, we all like anime
>cousin starts going through edgy phase
>starts saying things in the room like "who needs god", "god doesn't exist", and "satan is better than god" while posting Black Butler
>be christfag, this really sets me off
>spam images of anime angel girls with bible quotes over them
>tell cousin I feel extremely offended and that I cannot continue to speak to someone following the devil
>cousin writes "sorry..." and posts some video of an anime guy crying in the rain with edgy music

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8742 10:42

completely false. you do not need to worry about excessive, compulsive masturbation

Just another lie by scientists to make meth look bad

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8742 19:01

The millions of young men and women who declare liberal arts majors every year are simply confessing their laziness, sloth, and cowardice to the world, unconsciously admitting they have no desire to work hard, provide society something of value, and demand the rest of the producers work harder to support their parasitic selves.

901 Name: NEET : 1993-09-8742 21:17

>>900 all those things are overrated anyway

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 00:08

I just shat out a huge turd that beggared belief. It actually rose up out of the water from a coiled mass beneath the surface like a stinky brown cobra. It's eyes ablaze, ready to strike.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 05:02

Government is where bad ideas go to achieve immortality.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 10:33

>>900
Finally, someone who recognizes the parasitism of the bourgeois aristocracy. Revolution soon, comrade.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 11:17

tokiko you are an obnoxious prick and i hope shii fucks your girlfriend and/or mother in front of you

faggot

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 21:36

I'm sending all my spare funds to the Washington Generals these days. They say this is the year they're finally going to clobber those damn Globetrotters.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8743 22:08

>>905

get a room already

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8744 08:44

he kicked all his older friends that he should trust and kept all the new ones

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 00:26

Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe? The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 16:24

Directed by Quantum Toronto

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 19:26

Miller reminds me of the statement by a gay Dutchman as he watched his country and continent being swallowed up by Islam: “I am not a warrior,” he says, “but who is? I have never learned to fight for my freedom. I was only good at enjoying it.” And in the end, he's just as useless.

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 04:26

can you imagine going back in time and showing someone this video and being like "this is what humour is like in the 2010's"

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 09:08

A Nolan wwii movie sounds like an atrocity. A competent atrocity but.... im probably not going to articulate this well but the guy seems to have no real moral vision for any of his films, just teleological cliches that give the appearance of thought or meaning to a cold technical exercise. Hes an aesthete and his banal, morally decontextualized visions seem like the opposite of skills that would serve a real and deadly historical event

This is the filmmaker for whom an anything-is-possible surreal dreamscape consists of a coffeehouse patio in downtown Seattle, some concrete military bunkers and skyscrapers that bend sometimes...

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 11:27

Wait what

OK aside from the part about people being unable to tell a fantasy TV show from real life like some kind of retarded stone age pygmies, are people actually still rooting for khaleesi after she's been napalming the fuck out of people before sending her hordes of sandniggers to slaughter them, in an episode that was clearly designed to make you empathise with the Lannister troops?

Does someone have link to that shitty hipster bar where they film themselves watching GoT and they were all clapping for Dany last season? I want to see their reaction to that battle.

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 18:06

My city is home to a number of these cons. I understand they often have to post *very* basic hygiene guidelines for the patrons. Shower. Wear deodorant. Please.
But god it makes for great people watching. Nothing quite like a 300 lbs. man on a mobility scooter dressed as Wolverine.

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 22:15

If you like how it looks why does it matter how he achieved it? Isn't this like saying sausage tastes bad even if you think it tastes good cause there's buttholes in there?

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8747 15:09

all day helsweep 2017 world is a sweep combo off low 24 billion dead jins

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8748 00:25

On the plus side, Gerrold taking the time to post such a lengthy rant gave some five-year-old boy's asshole a much-needed break.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8748 06:45

There’s more in the Look Inside, if you’re not already burned out on incoherence, which you might be, given that the president just banned burritos using zero complete sentences. (I wrote this entry a week in advance, so I’m just guessing what will have happened by the time this appears on the site.)

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8748 09:38

MILK

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8748 10:36

IF I'M ABLE TO SAY "NO" OR "STOP" THAT JUST MEANS THERE'S ROOM IN MY MOUTH FOR MORE HAMBURGERS

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 13:45

I can tell it's a joke, but it's really touching, too. Because of the song from "Shrek".

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 13:53

Okay this is stupid. 1. Nemo never kills Pal. 2. The vet scene is from when Pal ate all that old candy he found in the floor of the treehouse and he is just sick. 3. The burial scene is when they bury DWs budgie (parakeet). 4. Dreamworks animation is more than likely going to pull this for using the song from Shrek when he is alone. Neither the cuts from Arthur nor do the song have anything to do with anyone or thing dying with the exception of DWs parakeet.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 12:50

***Author Note 1: The songstress action in loop 2 is not a typo.***

***Author Note 2: This particular action is not a typo anywhere in this FAQ***

***Author Note 3: Please don't e-mail me about it anymore...or I'll scream.***

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 18:23

In Seattle, there is a statue of Lenin. Now of course I'm not suggesting anything, just thought I'd point it out

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 22:29

Not sure if it was hot or just a sad man wanking in the rain

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8751 16:34

i was right

Pete from "Cinema of Cool" has sent in this fun rumor..
"This is sort of a rumor, I'm not 100% sure if its in fact true, but when The Crazy 88s are in the private room in the HOBL chatting and goofing around. One of them is telling a story/joke in Japanese and making a reference to his groin area. He is supposedly telling the "E Lois" joke Nice Guy Eddie told Mr White, Mr Orange and Mr Pink on the way to the warehouse meeting in Reservoir Dogs.

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8751 22:35

Well, I mean, you pick: either Gandalf was fond of the occasional toke, or Numenor was teeming with semi-immortal hicks and their gross dip cups. I can see a couple of hobbits kicking up their heels with a pipe of cannabis and Saruman's best snacks in the watery ruins of Isengard, but it is really hard to imagine Tar-Palantir, elf-friend and follower of the old ways, spitting a brown missile of chaw runoff into the bushes as he tended the White Tree with his doomed daughter tucking a lipful at his side.

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8752 00:37

Trust me, talent is not the #1 requirement for making a game. Bullheaded determination is far more useful.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8752 10:20

That's why those panda bastards will NEVER get a dime from me. I can be petty too.

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8752 17:09

Its the fucking hobos that ruin public restrooms and those inside markets and restaurants to the point where they are all closed or locked, so ordinary law abiding citizens have nowhere to piss. I literally choose to pee in my pants sometimes if I'm in an urban area and there's no public toilet and nowhere to hide. Its still public urination I guess but I seriously doubt any cop would arrest me or person call cops on me for peeing in my pants as opposed to having my dick out.

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8752 18:05

friend i understand you have autism you don't have to keep rubbing it in

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 16:35

i would date one of these girls if they prove their loyalty by letting me shit in their cunt and staple it shut.

the rules are that they can't get rid of the poo for a week, and if they can last it, then i'll be their meal ticket.
little do they know i just want to watch the sepsis progress while i furiously tug my chode.

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8755 04:37

I'm temporarily limiting access to github only to those developers (if your name can be found anywhere in the contributor list in github, then you're considered a dev).

Behave kids. Remember the lessons of the marshmallow test.

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8757 20:54

I love New York City in the rain. It's the only place I know that makes it's own gravy.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8758 17:59

I said get me a racing horse not a racist horse.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8759 02:37 

>You play in post apocalyptic Russia, play as a scavenger that struggle for every day. Canned meat and condensed milk is fine meal and whiskey is treasure, real.

Can't see how is post-apoc Russia different from modern Russia. You've pretty much described my average day.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 11:51

"why is millennial humor so weird?"

it's called a resurgence of neo-dadaism, you uncultured filth. take an art class and get depressed

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 12:38

"Dada" is preferred to "dadaism"

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 20:11

*does a backflip*
Da-da! *jazz hands*

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 21:56

lots of people die in the First World War
Dada! sticks a wheel to a stool

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 21:58

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 00:33

fuck me no. i may or may not want to eat people but i have principles

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 05:11

just what happened to shotaporn that rape can't just start as rape and end as rape without everyone smiling at the end?

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 05:19

This entire album is on so many layers of irony, it's like a big fluffy stack of irony pancakes.

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 20:18

*Misspells katana*

*Telephones astern you*

"Nothing provincial, katydid."

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 20:48

Of course, the hungry gaze of the otaku is omnipresent, pupils dilating as Akane squirts mayonnaise all over her food.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 01:13

For me DISCOVERY BANDS, I DON’T WANT DOWNLOAD EVERY BANDS AROUND THE WQORLD I DINT HAVE TIME FOR LISTEM 100 BANDS FOR DAY, IM NOT STEALING YOUR BAND, I DID NOT LISTEN YOUR BAND I LISTEN only bands send promos for us. Retard are you and take ewasy with your worlds I’m journalist and lawyer too!

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 11:30

I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Working class citizen
Looking for:
⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘Five or so comrades to start a commune in my rental flat and upstart socialism

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 23:46

spits a giant wad of saliva onto them Ah yeah. moans

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 00:12

“oi, how many bongs, mate?”
[crying] “it’s zero bongs, mate… zero bongs.”

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 16:43

Geez, Marcia and Greg weren't even related, but the Brady Bunch wouldn't dare go there

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 20:06

You know your life is in a bad place when you are jealous of people who are in love with a fictional character.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 22:05

To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 22:13

In addition to being called Cross-Polarization, I believe I've also seen the "PE" dropped from this technique's name. However, I'm not an expert in this field. Can someone confirm (or refute) that "PENIS" is sometimes just "NIS"?

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8764 00:58

It's a pretty common thing that if penetrative sex fails to do the job, a man will attempt, or a woman will suggest, hitting the Bozo Button for a bit.

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8764 11:41

>>947 vividred was not a good show and I feel ashamed for watching it

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8766 00:39

Did someone in a dirty robe with one bulging eye slop that on your plate and "heh heh heh" as he eyed you up and down before hobbling off

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8766 00:59

>>957
it's odd to me how well-funded it was for having such awful writing

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8767 10:30

If your vision of dwarves is less about crafting in the mountains, and more about a lone dwarf descending from the hills to attack a village with a pack of a dozen hounds, your vision is now a reality.

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8767 14:20

your 3.2 MB picture ate up all my traffic now I won't be able to use Telegram to talk to my grandma with cancer, she will die not knowing how I love her

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8769 01:01

Colour sergeant once accused a fellow cadet of being a waste of oxygen and made him carry a potted plant for days to compensate.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8769 02:20

>>103
This is profound

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8769 14:24

Euphoria is unique and horrifying on another level because it's themed around and acknowledges the real sexuality of sexual pleasure from pain/violence and fucking goes out of their way to make it as realistic as they could. The protagonist was realistic. He hated himself for how he was, but couldn't control it and would literally be forced to ejaculate by his body doing it all by itself from just seeing the torture. He seemed like a monster while he was doing it, but would change back afterwards, having realistic symptoms of sudden outbursts of violence, rage, and loss of control that comes from textbook cases of some mental disorder or trauma. And SPOILERS, the creators went out of their way to Reallly research this shit, and make it so the Protagonist had been raped as a child, a traumatic experience that leads to not only the uncontrollable outbursts of anger, but has a High correlation with the victim growing up and causing their sexual views to be based around violence,pain, and rape. Its a hentai about a very real fact that many people have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to abuse, placed in the most Unrealistic fucked up situation, and goes "lol ur scum for liking this, and were probably touched as a kid. Have fun hating yourself after you orgasm!".

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8770 03:12

My Little Sister Just Asked Me What Pegging Is and I Didn't Stop Her.

Coming Winter 2018.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8770 09:05

>muh baseless claims

You're all fucking posers that deserve to be shot repeatedly. Subjected to scaphism, even. You make cancerous tripfags look like saints in comparison.

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8770 09:10

And i quote what psychotic manchild posted in a previous thread:

>Fucking kill yourself. If I ever find out where you live, you're deadmeat. Scummy's deadmeat too for letting this shit fly. Bunch of fucking posers, you're not Asukafags. I would flay and every one of you ball-less newfags. I dare you to post a fucking address. Bunch of mewling shitkiddies just out on summer vacation. Lamentablr den of heathens and judging from ealier posts, outright cuckopds. Amd as for the faggot who replied "Hot xD" like the little fuckboy you are, you little ball of cancer, you best believe your corpse is going to be mighty toasty when I'm done with it. Bunch of fucking hypocites, you cry about CP but laud this abominable bullshit. If I ever cross anyone of you miserable sacks of cuckloving faggots, I'm going to drive a stake right through your fucking skulls, no questions asked. Count your blessings for anonymity. The one other picture was already pushing it. You deserve more than death.

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8770 20:41

I pulled out a small black rectangle from my pocket and through some mysterious power I was connected to a group of people selling me another black rectangle but that was also a square. This particular black square has an incredible power. It has the ability to send strange and wonderful waves through the air to other squares. One, for example, is quite large and hangs from the wall. Another one opens and shuts and allows me to write articles about the powers that be. The black square also absorbs life energy and sends it to other places on other rectangular light objects. All in all it is easy to set up for a magical black box and, although, sometimes I feel like it is sucking my energy, like those nefarious creatures from the negaverse, I've enjoyed using it.

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8771 12:29

oh jesus. this is original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8771 17:48

effortlessly and with ballerina grace I pirouette and - in a single, fluid motion- strip my sociologist costume to reveal my guise as Cletus the Hillbilly, jeering YEW CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THEM FANCY ASS COLLEGE WORDS BOY

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8772 21:22

These are not mentally-healthy people. Progressivism has always been more of mental crutch for the psychologically weak and mentally stunted than any kind of real politics -- it's basically just a primal scream about one's own perceived (or actual) inadequacy -- but now they're pretty much just coming out and admitting that.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8772 22:16

>>971
Honestly I agree with this. Liberalism, and other ideologies which give weak people a sense of moral righteousness, may feel good, but an ideology which encourages becoming strong is more constructive.

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8773 02:33

tbh i cant read this. i like the anime and this manga version is good and the translation is okay but the moment i see the no color pages is smh heartbreaking. i hope the raw is full color. the color in the anime and those pages is amplifying the cuteness hundred fold. still tho i'd like to read more chapters.

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8773 18:49

>>971,972
This always boils back down to the standard left vs right shouting match.
Consider: twitter com G_S_Bhogal/status/905487144160038912

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8774 16:06

Having both of your parents dead and being raped by your homosexual sister on daily basis is best in life. It's just fucking badass, you know.

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8774 16:13

My prediction,
"We went into space to discovery the cosmos...but what we really discovered...was ourselves..."
/fartnoise

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8774 20:50

I remember watching an interview of a politician in Sweden being asked how they had such a low crime rate, to witch he just replied that it was because crime was against the law.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8774 22:29

My friend Sharon was upset at her 14 year old nephew's dirty mouth, so she got a hairbrush, made him drop his pants, she hiked up her dress, turned him over her knee and then paddled his ass!!! She then became frightened when he sported an erection afterwards!!!

  1. 14 year old male
  2. Stripped naked
  3. His virgin Penis rubbing against the panties of a grown woman
  4. Him between bare flesh & nylons?!!!
  5. All the while she's spanking his naked butt with a hairbrush ?
  6. Not a 6 year old but a 14 year old?!!!
  7. I told her Your Nephew going to have every Hooker in town do that to him when he grows up to Sait that erotic image from his mind. I bet you he's going to pay the Hooker an extra $100.00 if she'll let him call her Aunt Sharon!!'

CLUELESS!!!

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8775 00:58

See, I'd almost be willing to believe it too except for the mention of Necco Wafers.

No one in the history of the planet has ever eaten one of those things with anything even remotely approaching enjoyment.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8775 21:48

When you do real modelling, you hit a limit much sooner, because human beings aren’t wet socks

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8776 03:45

"The Parking Garage" is perhaps one the of the top Seinfeld episodes ever. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramer find themselves in a deep existential dilemma – one of the many.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8776 05:49

do I lose wizard apprentice points if a woman constantly hits on me online

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8776 19:00

I am streaming channel 10 from Miami. They just showed a bunch of blacks breaking into a couple of stores and taking merchandise.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8776 19:31

I wish I had a personal rape submarine

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8777 12:20

ok, this is just getting creepy...you guys are studying demon butts a little bit too much... ;)

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8777 19:36

this is true. the idle female limbic system is the devil’s uranium centrifuge.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8777 21:27

It's obvious YouTube is being ran by Phishing Bots and is a Puppet of Vladimir Putin who is trying to have a monopoly on the Vodka industry.

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8778 03:32

A New York police captain said: "We will never forget 9/11."

Of course you won't, it's your fucking phone number.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8778 12:02

Her dad looks like a woman with drawn on facial hair.. 

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8779 16:05

Lol more like be able to fuck someone of the same sex because that's one gay phone. Girls will friend zone you and gay fuckbois will jump on your ass to rape you. That's the new iRapeRainbows model. Get it while it's still the faggiest one out there!

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8780 02:28

Go slide onto your sister's penis~

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8780 03:06

well my obsession has landed me in a lot of trouble with my mum due to my continuous visits to the freezer, its been about three times now thats its broken down...the last time she had to buy a new one cuz I enjoy munching on the dry crunchy ice that mounts >>DAILY<< :drool: on the bottom of it.
My personal preference is chewing ice in the winter>>dunno why? but i think its to do with the fact that its easier for me to get and conceal from others. Be it from the supermarket or my house I'll eat it anywhere. Once I actually got in trouble with my mum again cuz she caught scraping the excess ice off of the boxes in the ice cream section in the supermarket, embarrassing me in front of everyone loooooooooooooooool
the bus stop close to my house is actually right outside a shop that has the most crunchieist and thickest chunks of ice i have seen :drool: but its so irrtating i can only get a few pieces in my mouth before the boss sees me and kicks me out so i make it worth while :lol: trust me these regualar visits prove quite a satisfying appetizer for when i get home and really get BUSY! :mrgreen:
I think my obsession started last year when i was 15..but it was inevitable since it runs in the family..i used to criticise my sisters about this in the past but now i know exactly what they mean...its actually a refief i don't feel alone and this site has also helped me finally indicating to me that i may have ANAEMIA...i just thought i was weird!! now i can explain to my friends that there is a reason for my strange actions and cravings....well thx guys for reading my story>>>OMG i feel like im in AA
O YEA AND BY THE WAY I HATE WATCHIN MOVIES WHICH INVOLVE ANY SNOW OR SKIING OR WHATEVER CUZ I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN FOR THE ACTORS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND CHEW CHEW CHEW!!!!!!!! :lol:

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8780 03:08

just because someone has a different view than you, does not make him a punk ass nazi scumbag. You Demi"s have a real problem with yourselfs. Anyone that doesn't think or agree with you must be a racist or a nazi or a white supremacist. Why don't you and your mask wearing friends go get a life, other than trying to tell other people how to think and live there life when you, know nothing about what is in there head. You and your folks are very hateful people.

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8780 04:20

leave it to a German to wear nothing but a watch in a porno

995 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8781 19:51

Real relationship anarchy is political. There’s just no way around it. How could it be otherwise, when it has roots in political anarchism? Relationship anarchy is not about getting your dick wet and looking cool while you do it. It’s not about sounding hipper than all the other polyamorists. You can do polyamory without any political consciousness whatsoever, and you can definitely do monogamy without it. You can be mono or poly in service of the capitalist hetero-patriarchy. Most people are. But you can’t do relationship anarchy without some awareness of the socio-political context you’re operating in and how you’re attempting to go against that grain out of a genuine belief in certain concrete principles. Those concrete principles are nothing so basic and shallow as “freedom” (to fuck) or “honesty.” They’re the kind of political principles that you can base an effective social movement on: a movement that offers an alternative to the capitalist hetero-patriarchy’s commodification of bodies, sex, and love; to the sabotage of female solidarit

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8785 18:32

this game form china - - in china this game call 超级战魂 company name 外星科技
外星科技 always make shiting game like commandos

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8785 21:26

We're starting to get a glimpse of it, though, from her book and the way she's been blaming everyone but herself for losing.

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8785 21:57

(・ω・ ) Hang on, I dropped my summer sausage.

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8785 22:16

Children of bank robbers don’t get to keep the stolen money.
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