I can't not watch someone that sexy.
He like has just the right amount of asian in him and has those sexy muscles and arms.
Minimal graphical configuration that gets you started with a gnome3 (+ optionally xmonad) desktop
actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.
I propose that the article be renamed "J.R.R. Tolkien's son", since Christopher was only notable for being his son and would not have been notable otherwise.
I'm glad we could learn so much about pineapples. Any fruit that can dissolve Jell-O gets my respect.
I actually kind of feel bad for whoever was playing this. They were just trying to do a day of honest work while coping with their cerebral palsy, and then Polygon made them play Doom in front of the world.
Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?
A. Yes, of course. What I've done is change a glass of water into a Garfield comic without altering the accidents of the glass of water.
Q. The accidents?
A. Yes. The colour, feel, weight, size ...
Q. Do you mean that the glass of water is a symbol of a Garfield comic?
A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the physical substance of the glass of water into that of a Garfield comic.
Q. It looks like a glass of water.
A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a glass of water, it's a Garfield comic.
Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?
A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the physical form of the glass of water and, as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of physical change in terms of altered form, no such proof exists.
Q. Haven't you simply called this glass of water a Garfield comic?
A. Absolutely not. It is not a glass of water anymore. I have changed its actual substance. It would no longer be accurate to call it a glass of water. One could call it anything one wished but that would not alter the fact that it is a Garfield comic.
Q. Isn't this just a case of the emperor's new clothes?
A. No. With the emperor's new clothes people claimed to see something that wasn't there because they felt they should. I would be very surprised if anyone told me they saw a Garfield comic.
Q. Was it difficult to effect the change?
A. No effort at all. But it took me years of work before I realised I could do it.
Q. When precisely did the glass of water become a Garfield comic?
A. When I put the water in the glass.
Q. Does this happen every time you fill a glass with water?
A. No, of course not. Only when I intend to change it into a Garfield comic.
Q. Then intention causes the change?
A. I would say it precipitates the change.
Q. You don't know how you do it?
A. It contradicts what I feel I know about cause and effect.
Q. It seems to me that you are claiming to have worked a miracle. Isn't that the case?
A. I'm flattered that you think so.
Q. But aren't you the only person who can do something like this?
A. How could I know?
Q. Could you teach others to do it?
A. No, it's not something one can teach.
Q. Do you consider that changing the glass of water into a Garfield comic constitutes an art work?
A. Yes.
Q. What precisely is the art work? The glass of water?
A. There is no glass of water anymore.
Q. The process of change?
A. There is no process involved in the change.
Q. The Garfield comic?
A. Yes. The Garfield comic.
Q. But the Garfield comic only exists in the mind.
A. No. The actual Garfield comic is physically present but in the form of the glass of water. As the glass of water was a particular glass of water, the Garfield comic is also a particular Garfield comic. To conceive the category 'Garfield comic' or to picture a particular Garfield comic is not to understand and experience what appears to be a glass of water as a Garfield comic. Just as it is imperceivable, it is also inconceivable.
Q. Did the particular Garfield comic exist somewhere else before it took the form of a glass of water?
A. No. This particular Garfield comic did not exist previously. I should also point out that it does not and will not ever have any other form than that of a glass of water.
Q. How long will it continue to be a Garfield comic?
A. Until I change it.
yes, i gave mine to a girlfriend to take home. she only went and died. didn't feel i could ask her parents for it back at the funeral. sort of wish i had.
Some dude having sex with a dog's babies while the dog is giving birth to them also the dog has like a foot jammed inside another baby's ass
i just now realized that nutting on a plushie is gonna look pretty bad on my resume when i start looking for a job
That's the leader of the free world we're talking about. He can't just grab random women by pussy.
This will change your life, I promise. Go the nearest mosque and talk to the imam, he will help convert you to the happiest and best Muslim but only you can finish the job look for a nice building to crash into and kill yourself you fucking retard
beauty tip: after molting, eat your discarded skin to regain nutrients.
massage your penis and testicles as soon as you get off the bike.
NB This may lead to you being banned from many cycling cafes.
Alternatively, buy a cut-out saddle.
I’ve been surfing on-line more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours.
It is beautiful value sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made excellent content material as you did, the internet will probably be much
more helpful than ever before.
Why not just eat a cute girl and cut out the middle man?
Yes. I only have zhuyin keyboard on my cellphone because I have the irrational fear of my computer being forever in chinese.
grabs you by the pussy back the fuck off!?!?
Still haven't had a first cup of tea this morning, debugging the kettle and now iWifi base-station has reset. Boiling water in saucepan now.
Many of the cool and interesting things about him get overshadowed by his role in the Trail of Tears. You can whip the British at the Battle of New Orleans, survive the first attempted assassination of a US President, but commit ONE genocide...
Sorry, this issue is impossible to parse as is. Please clarify.
Where can i get an acoustic piano like that? its amazing.
aged 11 I did 30 minutes work experience in an insurance call centre and got a woman claiming her dog ate her whole ￡20 DVD player
Don't do it. In so doing, you're giving into idiotic evolution methods, bad game design, and paving the way for more Pokemon in the vein of Shelmet and Karrablast. Nobody should have to hold their system upside-down to simply evolve their Pokemon.
They weren't?
Joey wanted to be a star
Rachel wanted to work at Ralph Lauren
Monica wanted to be a chef
Ross wanted to be a dinossaur
Phoebe wanted to live off her music
KYULKYUNG IM A SHIT FOR YOU I LOVE YOU
>Haven't had a full nights sleep since you were 12 and joined the monestary
>haven't eaten red meat in years
>spend all day copying bibles in a poorly lit cold slightly damp room for 7 years
>prior is a tight ass, so no talking or laughing.
>turn the page on the original and find a farting snail meme in the margin.
>It's literally the funniest thing you have ever seen.it happened from times to times sea people , huns , mongols ... peoples more used to guerrila and pillage come and destroy more sedentary societies... causes Climatic changes , more "barbarised" people having acess to war innovations ,fanatism... etc etc about the romans when people lost faith in the govern it fall...fast or slow but it fall one way or another. not trying to be offensive .
+KorabanVII It's a Cock-Gobbling Contest In Chi Chi LaRue's Latest 'Sucked Off In Weird Places'
“Ah, an allegory that uses animals to warn of the dangers of fascism!” you might think, reading the title The Furred Reich. Nope, it’s just your regular Nazi beastiality book where a dude fucks a leopard who is in the SS.
>the probabilities for cryonics look good.
They don't have to look good, they just have to beat the probabilities of your mind surviving the alternatives. Current alternatives: cremation, interment, scattering over your favourite football pitch. Currently I'm wavering between cryonics and Old Trafford.
I've always been a fan of these toys (collectibles) and toxoplasmosis arrived on time and met my expectations 100% . It's super cute and the fur is extra soft, so if you're getting it for someone who will play with it they'll love it.
The hotel has had a lot of disgusting murders and deaths that are very out of the norm like this, but hers is the most memorable of them for most because of this video.
The common conspiracy theory is that this is actually some place for government agencies to test mental experiments on unwilling humans or for the elite to pay and off people for fun, sort of dark web style. A lot of people there are overwhelmingly "unwanted", like homeless and very low income. Think old KGB conspiracy style stuff of kidnapping it's own citizens.
"The road on which the hotel stood - Main Street - quickly declined into the area known as Skid Row, with as many as 10,000 homeless people living within a four-mile radius and by the 1950s it had gained a reputation as a residence for transients."
Ahh ive forgotten pls move.
I think it was because with some hax u could just put a pic of item in tradescreen and when accepted u got the pic aka nothing
“Antifa are the real fascists!”
No, the real fascists exist in the Platonic realm and oppress the Platonic oppressed group. All we see is a pale imitation.
have you ever experienced a fly over? unless your getting bombed its hard not to really like it.
I don't know WHY you would do that, but I do know that it must take some crazy skill to balance a spinning soccer ball on the tip of your dick.
That's coated with spirituality though. It would be nice to promote anti-materialism without Buddha and pretentious white hippies who don't bathe. You can live humbly and smell good at the same time.
It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
Do you have any criticism of being ritually extorted by children in masks, other than that the custom is American?
Your "cons" are all millenial-type lifestyle bullshit. You can sleep late and play loud music and not deal with other people. Are you in high school? What adult seriously cares about that stuff?
Strong penalties for taking guns into the city would suit me just fine; farmers could still shoot feral pigs or whatever the fuck it is they need to shoot and dickhead wannabe gangsters in the suburbs would have to find some other way to show off.
thats why christainity is better.. we can mow the lawn w.o sinning
That's what I am confused about:
How can you play "lento" while your metronome is having a heartattack at 152bpm?
I hope someone teaches the source of >>177 about counting in quavers/8th notes
Can I use this in my future sextapes? (i'll give credit ofcourse lel)
>>178
Nope, I'm afraid they were discussing an authentic Chopin marking from before he gave up and went back to the standard of using Italian words for tempi.
There's been considerable debate among music historians as to why so many early metronome markings are fucking fast, but the prevailing view seems to be that that's just how they liked it and we're not obligated to like it.
I had a mental breakdown and accidentally cried on the phone with my parents. They set me up to see some kind of doctor this weekend.
But my chest looks pretty good.
This is going nowhere. If I remember correctly, making threads ended up to be a pass-only feature on 2chan, which is exactly where we're headed. Our "leader" is a con artist who wants to cash out on 4chan and its users.
You don’t live longer eating healthy food – it just seems longer.
> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Stars and spaceships and shit.
Play The Sims once if you haven't. Look at how the dialogue tree system works and use it as a model for starting your own conversations.
I'm not sure I have the energy to dissect failings of publishing industry in bursts of 140 characters
I sometimes imagine the wind is Allah and he caresses my skin and my hair like a father would his lost son.
MSG_EOR is only set by recvmsg() on the final part of Steve
Don't worry, I can pay you in high-speed lead pellets for the trouble of turning me down!
School children across the world will be taught that your country (that was founded in 1830) invented democracy, geometry, and philosophy! Lord Byron will write poems about how kickass you are and inspire the Brits to support your independence!
i imagine my life from a third person perspective for entertainment
maximum worth
> Talk about...
> Politics
Tip tew, zombo debadu. Zo be zeepfu, tah?
> Your brilliant insights on the role of economy in foreign policy are met with politely muted smiles, the kind that says "we will ignore this faux pas, but one more and you shall be asked to leave." Philistines.
Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire.
I just realised that bees rule the world; if all bees die, most foods will die, then all animals aside from humans die, then... h u m a n s d i e
I am 4chan and I like GIRLS
Well in their defense, I think the developers were high.
Kevin thinks he is the best. He is actually a scared being, because when they all were in trouble, he just curled up and said, "Help me mommy, help me!!! I want my blankey!!! I want my blankey!!!!!".
Kevin is a sea cucumber, and sea cucumber is the part of an animal group called echinoderms (animals that evolved with bilateral symmetry).
Also, I was banned by Bram from freesound.org for recording a sound of a hamster being roasted alive. That is censorship.
> Cries over germans making fun of his language
> Posts pic with the word "Lieveheersbeetjes" in it
>>203
Dammit, I was trying to find a species that hadn't been on the show.
Daily reminder that the ocean water control our damn weather.
That reminds me of an old thread i partook in years ago about an OP and his asian girlfriend, who had an interesting take on sexy talk
Here's the OP of it:
My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.
>You're doing great!
>You're technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>I’m very proud of you
Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.
I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?
It's seriously fucking weird.
We did it boys. I cried on the phone with my dad today. We really did it. Fly the W boys. Fly it