STOP WITH THE HARRY POTTER POLITICAL DISCOURSE
FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
THOSE BOOKS FUCKING BLOW AND YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT
Liberals are so close minded to the alt-right which is pretty ironic considering how open minded they claim to be
>>507
They meant that you have to be open minded to their ideas otherwise UR A FAG LOL!!
Sad but true.
emo is an anagram of moe
I´m tasing this beautiful!
Yeah Man Those Vikings Never Raped An Pillaged At All
Yeah, this wouldn't really be news if the President of the United States of America didn't personally, repeatedly, publicly call out and attack SNL. Pretty much anything the President says or does is considered news. If Obama went out and said, "Fuck Arby's, I hope they go bankrupt", that would be news. The reason why it seems arbitrary is because no previous President has been asinine and immature enough to get into public spats with people that say mean things about them.
That's a good point, but I've been nailing your mother like an inconsiderate neighbor attempting to put up a painting.
That is, my nail is bent and I keep missing.
Honestly I wish black supremacists were right and black people really were capable of summoning pyramidal spaceships through melanin magick. It would be rad.
>>513
As an alt-right, I personally love how easily trump is trolled.
>>516 No more petty politics in the Elitist Superstructure. oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE
Hey, if we're doing funny choker stories, I've got a few.
So, once I was teaching a girl to suppress her gag reflex, holding onto a spiked leather choker and guiding her movements.
Then, I started making comical faces at her to test eye contact and she started laughing, well, that was a bit too stimulating so I let loose, and she wound up snorting cum out of her nose. Used to, I could sit across from her sharing a milkshake, make that face, and we would both just crack up...good times, good times.
docter docter i hit my head
what do you want me to do stupid
Sitcom idea:
An escaped mental patient kills his doctor and wears his flesh, thinking that the hot woman he saw his doctor out to lunch with earlier is his wife. Turns out that hot woman is just a business contact - and a lipstick lesbian - and the doctor's wife is Kathy Bates or Melissa McCarthy or something, and super bossy and domineering. His son is an idiot who is constantly getting into trouble and the ballza doctor was heavily in debt to Chinese gangsters due to a secret gambling/Ma Jong problem.
So the flesh-wearing protagonist is in for a host of zany, dark surprises, as he attempts to navigate his new life and keep the fact that he is, in fact, an escaped lunatic wearing his psychiatrist's skin a secret.
In one episode, there is a heat wave and they all go to the beach, and the doc/lunatic-in-disguise is struggling to stay cool as he is basically wearing a head-to-toe leather jumpsuit and would be sweating like a bitch in there. So he gets all uncomfortable and tries to covertly keep cool underneath without giving away his true identity.
At the end of season one, the son finds out the truth but the pair soon bond as the son was not close to the real doctor (who would constantly pressure him about grades and medical school when the son's true passion was making stunt videos, like stapling things to his face and jumping off buildings and breaking his legs). The lunatic, it turns out, is much more supportive of the son's true inclinations and the pair soon bond, helping to keep each other's secrets and cover for each other in time of need.
Toward the end of season 2, it turns out the fat wife is actually a man wearing human flesh as well, complicating matters considerably, and the unusual family learn the true meaning of loyalty and build a life together until a heated and hilarious series climax involving a suspicious neighbour - who throughout the series has known something was not right with the family next door but couldn't quite put his finger on it; many episodes revolve around close calls with this neighbour - and a nosy FBI agent who won't quit. Things come to a head in a dramatic cat-and-mouse sequence as the family attempts to disguise themselves in the flesh of numerous people in an attempt to evade law enforcement. The final episode would feature numerous guest appearances and cameos, as various celebrities play the family members hiding in the flesh of new victims as they attempt to escape capture.
Get Charlie Brooker to write some episodes and maybe get Chris Morris to write/direct. Call it*Under My Skin* or Beneath It All or something.
>>522
I'm off to play the graaand piaaano before I take my seat in Paaaaarliament.
Select all squares which speak against the Party.
Who's insulting anyone? I'm gargling like 40 cocks right now and most of them aren't even white.
>>522 They better be very high-level politics indeed, but it's still pretty distasteful
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"So, when did you see her last?" I asked once we were back at my cool, film noir style office a few doors down. Transgender Secretary came in, in her normally very big dress and curly hair drills, pouring tea for us both and giggling as she tiptoed out.
"May I start by saying that your plump but healthy body and shortish brown hair are very appealing to me, sexually," the negress said, the slightest blush coming across those crimson cheeks.
"You may," I said, sipping on the tea.
"I just did. Anyway, the last I heard from her she was visiting her daughter on the outskirts of VJ-28. She stopped calling me telling me to do chores. I want to find her, and I can't trust a cishet detective for obvious reasons," she seemed to be on the verge of getting hysterical and crying, so I grabbed her hand.
"Do you have a picture of hers with clothes on?" I asked, and she produced the picture on her slave tag. A stout blond woman in a while sundress and dirty blond hair, holding onto her property as one might a beloved stuffed animal. "I see. If you can give me the coordinates, I will fly there right away in my cool space ship," I said, looking out the window as the neon lights cast shadows through the blinds.
"Of course, I will give you all the information I have to such a handsome woman. I'm sure my Lady will pay if you find her, if not..."
"Don't worry about it," I said sighing and looking back at her. "I can take my payment in any number of ways."
She shuddered in anticipation.
"I'm sorry. I cut her open to kiss her butt for you," I said, as the negress looked over the locket.
"Thank you, that was the right thing to do in this situation," the slave said, looking up at me. "But, what will I do now? All I'm good at is lifting heavy things but not too heavy, and having sex with women!"
"I think I can provide a remedy there... if you don't mind being owned by a handsome detective who is good at solving crimes and fixing machines," I said, smirking as I pulled her up from the chair.
"Machines?" the woman asked, already rubbing herself like an ape in heat.
"Well, you know..." I said, looking cool as I brought her close for a kiss.
"Lesbians can't have sex without machines."
the thread that was posted in is going to 404 of old age soon and I wanted to save it for posterity, sorry for the multipost
Alan Lomax was definitely ahead of his time: he used state-of-the art stereo tape and pioneered its use in the field.
The good old world is coming back. Finally, the society would count not the number of gays on a parade but the missiles along borders — and the more there are, the more respectful and understanding will be the discussion between opponents.
maybe I love high heels so much because I'm attracted to unstable people
I didn't want to talk about it because I ended up liking them a little more this time around.
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary the masked man.
Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... You have to admire her optimism.
I don't know about you, but I'm getting awfully tired of the lamentations of their women.
LOLICORE IS NOT MUSIC .
FUCK OFF .
Do your child a favour and choose a gender-neutral name.
>>540 source? It makes me laugh when people think they can decide what is and isn't music, I would like to read the context
we planned to get up on stage playing droning black metal noise in robes and slaughter a blow up goat
The bad news is that we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share, but look at the bright side: we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share.
On the other hand Shelob is a strong female character
Bing is my preferred search engine due to it's GUI and very aesthetic look, plus the image previewer + in-page video viewer is so much more convenient.
Also, the porn. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn you can get with it. I used to play a game with it's image search, where I would search the most mundane, lame thing in existence and see how long it would take before I got to some sort of pornography related suggestion.
I once got from Lagrange Interpolation to Titties in just 8 clicks, but that was before they changed the layout a couple years ago.
And that's just the officers HIYOOOOOO
im gonna touch the butt
connect 4 is a horribly broken game if you go first you shouldnt lose ever
Touhou is my favorite anime, my favorite character is Ned Flanders the sparkling vampire.
Yes, but Joseph Pilates is still torturing people today.
i must be in the wrong music business if one can get paid $182 a month to speed up songs that aren't theirs
They have such low self-esteem that they pretended to be retarded, because when people tell them to fuck off they feel like they've finally accomplished something with their lives.
That is why the Left constantly digs through long-forgotten personal histories in seeking to discredit people; to them, you will forever be whatever the worst interpretation of the worst thing you have ever done or said is.
Lol, I watched that milo video. Not just the "out of context" video. Pretty crazy he said that shit. I'm fine with people fantasizing about anything, but to encourage people to have sex with minors if they think they're "mature" enough is just wrong. I didn't even know who he was, but I'm surprised so many alt-rights are defending him. Some alt-rights are saying shit like "congratulations liberals! You just bullied and harassed a sexually abused gay." So alt-rights agree that even though he said he was sexually mature enough as a minor, he was sexually abused? If so, does that mean he can say whatever he wants and can't be called out for it because he is a sexually abused gay? That sort of logic is usually what the alt-right accuse the left of.
You do not have to agree with every little thing that an alt-right says or does. There are a lot of people in every political party who do and say crazy shit. There are even people who are well respected by their party, but then they do or say something stupid. This does not mean you have to support their actions. It also does not invalidate the entire political party. Milo might be a beacon of alt-right philosophy, but it doesn't mean you have to support his views on sexuality. The best thing you could do is to challenge his beliefs on the subject but continue to support him for his other beliefs on immigration, donald, or whatever he talks about.
i spray painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work
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Yo momma so fat that if they had used her instead of Nauvoo to knock Eros out of it's orbit the several pages of physics discussion would have been like "Oh yeah, that checks out"
Yeah but when you got cancer - its to late anyway. At least for the breasts.
Women have a real reason to fear this shit. -_- shiver
WAAAAI!
SUGOIIII!
TANOSHIIIII!
AMIGAAAAA!
[if I was obscenely wealthy] i would invest in an underground home, made of some tough, nonstain material. some smooth rock, it looks nice in my head. i have a nice desire to have a house nobody knows about, like a secret closet only bigger. spend the rest of my life doing bear grylls type survivalist shit running around then finally come back to my underground home and fuck my nigger wife in ways i don't even understand since it would be an imported slave who cant even fucking speak english. hit the gym and become the next van darkholm, i don't even care anymore, the idea of being a buff fuck and wrestling dudes just as big and fighting over each other's ass is appealing. go to taiwan and fuck every single piece of tranny ass in the country and finally buy capcom to sell it to gearbox just to see what the fuck would happen. also keep a section of my home just soft dirt for some fun all night digging around like a molerat eating every fucking worm who is in my fucking soil
Did you ever find your grandmother? I'm not sure if it's the right person but I have a hunch it's my grandmothers sister?
>hates faggots
>goes into gay thread, inspecting all of the gay sex webms in detail
>complains about it
Sasha Grey isn't just a port actress. She's a novelist, philosopher, scientist, dramatist, biochemist, park ranger, lion tamer, pediatric proctologist, Navajo shaman, and a power ranger.
That's my secret, Cap. My balls are always touching.
You gotta flood her pussy with as much of your juices as possible so that she gets pregnant. Fill up her fallopian tubes and make her into a mother.
I sort of like "The Brown Movement Party"
How on earth? 80 IQ males can go beyond depravity, guess. I heard that a lot of those animals will fuck cars’ tailpipes. I was bunkered away in an internet café in Korea once and a guy in another row must have been sure he was alone. He jerked off to pictures of food. Buckle up for the gov’t sponsored reverse eugenics ride. These kinds of completely structure-less, pointless brains are going to be flooding the planet.
I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because they’re full of thread topics like
How do bathrooms work?
Why can’t I scrub the toilet?
How do I get maid outfits?
What drinks do I get for the little girl?
What do vending machines do?
What happens if I fail my exams?
How do I become great?They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.
Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.
"Kinpatsu-Sensei, I want to become an English teacher
like you. But my pa has gone. My ma works day and night.
I have no future..." "Hey, baby, I never said I was a
victim of circumstance～♪ Your love find you a happiness.
You are so young that you don't know life's secrets."
They came back in the conversation.
The music teacher rushed the biggest one and slapped him.
Someone whistled. That wasn't her. "Big boys, you are too
late! They had to go ahead and let me wait for you! But,
well, the school trip is in motion again." "…Woman has
four holes, you know?", said he to his boys in a low tone.
She couldn't help bursting into a laugh.
Lads, I have figured out how to save humanity. It came to me while I was having a wank to some extremely weird porn.
Since MRSA came about because of some bacteria that became immune to antibiotics, and since this will probably happen to all other kinds of bacteria and/or viruses that we suppress with antibiotics, I thought that maybe we can give these bacteria cancer, diabetes or aids, you know something like that and wait for them to become immune to it. Then we get whatever made them immune to those diseases and give it to humans.
Also, I probably saved agriculture accidentally, because if I apply the same rule to plants, and get veggies that are immune to pests, fungi, and other problems, then we won't have to use neonicotinoid pesticides and kill all the bees.
Another thing that came to me earlier today as I shat was that if babies were like "vaccinated" by giving them shellfish and peanuts, then they wouldn't become allergic to these things.
I always knew I was too fucking smart. I'm feeling very smug right now lads.
"because all orientals are perverted degenerates" then explain me, you degenerate, why japanese law force censorship on every single porn movie, and hentai shit, brothels are banned in japan. while europeans wank carelessly to uncensored porn shit on redtube. there is nothing more degenerated than european and american civilization. AND law. you are itself, FUCKING degenerate little waebo shit! while naming others, thats what you are.
no offense to the title. and this is very cool. but invisible objects you can touch is kinda silly sounding. if something is invisible it doesnt mean its not there so unless it was using some kinda phase cloak you could still touch it. and bump into it. this is still really cool though
u watch yaoi? go get a job runt
God i personally hate i mean hate moe anime and their shit character design from early 2000s to now especially early 2000s that shit Don't look human
His Survival Shield X-2 (nascent iodine) is actually pretty good. Shit tastes and smells like a fucking doctor's office mixed with chlorine and two week old stale water, but I dunno if I had a thyroid condition that I didn't know about or if iodine really is some kind of miracle drug but it's seriously improved my health. My motivation's shot up, I don't feel dead anymore, I can wake up in the morning and my energy burns nicely thoughout the whole day and it's all thanks to Alex Jones. Plus the only side effects is that I occasionally have something similar to an acid trip when I'm about pretty tired and my head hits the pillow, but is that really a problem? I think it's great. We're making mental health great again folks, my health is great, my life is great, and the globalists are crying because even my DREAMS are great. Praise Alex Jones, he is an absolute Hero, I swear to God.
No homo but I just put a toothbrush in my ass because of this thread and I felt like I was shitting myself.
How is that enjoyable?
Bro are you retarded? Music like this was played at 1300 raves, and they couldnt record it you idiot. Historians had to search through thousands of old records to reassemble the songs.
I have a zit in my penis
They're a bit like 700 Club for college age left-leaning atheist-leaning types, telling you the world's gone to shit and going to get worse, but here we are to take it all away with proven healing power of Je--I mean, late nite comedy.
I'd offer more explanation, but it seems I've entered an endless recursion of not caring.
I don't mean to put down people's hard work, but man, they gave the main characters the facial structure of Shrek, the mouths of Syncro-Vox, animation pacing that makes Ray Harryhausen look like he wasn't working with severe limitations, just... what gives? I expect a certain quality in "AAA" game development--not like best whatever or glitch free--but animation errors in the trailer yes. It's a title for the mass market, so the point is to sell, sell, sell. What you absolutely must not have QC issues in is the marketing materials!
But maybe the part that makes this sad is that multiple people had to have completed a degree in animation with the idea that this is an acceptable level for utterly conventional 3D work.
im not emotionally ready to listen to this yet send help
It's so grainy and artifacted it's almost like i'm reading sand.
This strip was loosely inspired by a recent dream I had. The panel with Lyman in a disco suit walking on a slice of pizza holding out a giant steak to a cat much larger than him has nothing to do with any dreams I had.
rust free, straight body, all the trim's there except some chrome.
Engine runs well, not included.
You didn't really think Puddingcess was drinking tea in Tea Break, did you?
Nah itt was Vodka after her Chateau had beend destroyed by a Heavy Storm.
There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, how much do I value my blood?
Anytime a leftist speaks about any subject it should set off your bullshit detector.
still cant get over the fact that like five people partially obscuring their faces while shopping was a news-worthy event in southport
Cum is supposed to be less viscous than that and also a little bit translucent. This girl looks more like she's been covered in cream cheese frosting. "HOPE YOU LIKE BEING A CARROT CAKE BITCH"
Collectivists are always looking for an example of self-sacrifice in nature, but it only occurs where the individuals are genetic twins, eg a colony of bees behaving as one organism. This is why the closer humans are genetically, the easier it is to pull off socialism for a while.
What an exquisite life you lead, smelling the asses of minority sex workers and strippers alike. They should make you the new spokesman for Dos Equis.