This is even better than those cereal commercials with the cartoon mascot who doesn't want you to eat the cereal.
no you fucking idiot its real cant you see the cash falling out of her fucking wallet rich white woman cant help but stand in the rain on a rainy afternoon or early morning depending on how you feel about it and watch a nice young man spank his monkey in the drivers seat of his car and or verhicle depending on how you feel about it and have a nice young woman watch him spank his jamkoe on a nice early morning rainy afternoon for free money
Yo dj pump this nothingness
Why does she doesn't exist?
That's not fair…
>I had an autistic classmate who didn't understand aging at all, he believed his age depends on his grade and if he'd go back to 5th grade he would be 10 again. Stallman has issues like that.
Did he try to intentionally fail class so he could become immortal by repeating the same grade indefinitely?
Required language:
flutent English
No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE
Exactly……..feeding the wildlife disrupts the natural order of things. Openly feeding a bum will only attract other bums.
NEVER BOIL A ROCK!
Regardless of what it is made of or the type, if there is any water in the rock it can explode and destroy your kitchen or even worse, YOU!
Recommending that users close all other open applications is like recommending they go jogging, or eat more fruit and vegetables.
Stop blowing your nose you murdering frock-wearing transvestite.
Microsoft is continuing to wage an effort to kill the mic:// protocol. If your WinXP machine (or newer) doesn't connect using these links, you can just copy and paste the 'server' text address right into the 'SERVER' address window of the 'Chat Connection' pop-up in Comic Chat. Then Click 'OK' and your Comic Chat program should connect to the server you have selected.
I'm the guy taking a huge diarrhea shit that burns the asshole and i'm sweating and the rear doors fling open because we hit a bump on the freeway just as i'm trying to wipe for the 4th time and my finger tears though the rv toilet paper and my finger goes right up my shit smeared asshole and i've only known the girl driving for 2 days and she's really cute but doesn't shower enough.
In Part Two of this article I will compare and contrast Donald Trump’s rise to power to the rise of The Mule in Asimov’s masterpiece.
Yeah whenever I stumble into a haunted house I immediately take a bath
Oh, humour, the excuse of the weak minded.. "I didn'T call you stupid, it was just a joke" Take the hint, don't do humour, you suck at it even harder than a blowfish.
What about the Keebler elves? What would they use in their fight against the Rice Crispy guys?
very, but my tie is flaccid :(
Mods are being extra nice because they want to gain our trust. Once this is done they will introduce us to drugs and sex before selling our bodies to other members of their underground gang.
I once got Castle wolfenstein working, it sucked, it just had a 2D room with a bunch of guards randomly going "bleep bleep" jumping around the room, and when they touch you you become "caught" apparently the guards are blind and just buzz randomly around the room till they bump into you and go, who's that? feels your head square jaw feels your lips no tiny square moustache hmm.. feels your hair No helmet! feels your ID Badge Hello..i..am..American Gasp ALAAAAARM!!!! KAZA COMA SCHNELL!! AMERICANA!
America: Billions and billions spent on weapons but god forbid anyone suggests spending more tax dollars on public education or healthcare because that would be socialism.
wtf to the who said death note is crap fuck you! hope you’ll die soon who cares what’s up people is still cool you don’t have the right to bad mouth dn asshole!!!!
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.
You nigger.
You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Ireland.
Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.
Die, Daniel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
your dead father sullenly watching you edge to facial abuse from dadheaven
Hello, my tribe of Mystical Beings, Yes, Shannon I do see a pattern and eemitxcent ingnites me when I remember what a pivotal role the spirits played. Deborah I love the whole blog I use to wonder how I could be in two ‘worlds’ at once. I came to realize for myself that the ‘other world’ was like a sense how can I talk, smell, hear all at the same time? Postures rewire the brain so our awareness is sharper and preserving becomes a way of life…The Myth we enacted was magical…..I don’t think we are done..There are more stories coming. I image a Myth Tree and all the branches and roots are stories…..Our stories of the bigger Myth and other stories of personal growth, challenges, insights………..caw…caw…caw…caw..
Killing, human sacrifices, kid napping, drug selling, animal cruelty, drug trafficking, the occult, witchcraft, drug use, sodomy, cannibalism but "not all cartel members are bad" he says... 😒😒😒
millennial: i just found out you can buy trophies. i dont even have to participate
me: cocking two shotguns at once gen-x baby
Synopsis
You feel very tired after coming back from work today.
In order to cure papa, it makes lovely daughter put a lot of effort.
WOW I HAVE A DAUGHTET NOW
Take your /a/ memes elsewhere. This board is for scholars.
26ch.net 4x13.net world2ch.org all decided to meet up and have a discussion.
https://i.imgur.com/rk767SM.png
"This goatfinger, it's a shit board." World2ch took a long draw from hyr cigar, savored the smoke, then exhaled decisively. "Boys, it's time we give it a taste of it's own medicine."
26ch gasped. "But, but sir! What has goatfinger done?" 4x13, trembling with excitement, let out an autistic shriek. World2ch looked them both in the eye and continued speaking. "On April 2nd, we attack. Goatfinger is a piece of garbage that should not exist. True /prog/gers go to 4taba." 26ch nodded solemnly. "Yes, the shitty textboard that deserves progrider's legacy is https://dis.4ct.org/prog/." The brave textboards called an uber and the rest is history.
One day my mother called me "son of a bitch". I hit her, because no one is allowed to talk shit about my mother, then I hit myself, because no one is allowed to hit my mother, then she hit me, because no one is allowed to hit her son, then she hit herself, because no one is allowed to hit me, then I hit her, because no one is allowed to hit my mother.
Anyone who has to juggle perfect grades and Daddy's cummies can't possibly have time for extracurricular interests or an engaging social life. It's the kind of fantasy that makes this picture a lot sadder than it needs to be.
If you had eaten that rubbish your tombstone would have read: He searched high and low for a tasty treat, and died from a dollar can of moldy chicken meat :>D
If Sweden had true garbage collection, Muslims would delete themselves upon immigration.
We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.
Look I didn't crawl out of bed to talk about fucking necromorphs and this is probably the wrong channel for it
Free speech means people can call you on your bullshit
I'm personally all about the anime girls. Recently, in order to come closer to Chihaya-chan, I've started dancing around naked doing Chi-chan's routines. I feel really pretty when I'm dancing and masturbating while doing an idol's routine. At that time I feel I can really empathize with Chihaya and the pleasure it gives me gets me off like nothing else.
Avoid nestle: go shop at walmart
Diversity doesn't sell for obvious reasons. Blacks don't read very much. Hispanics don't read very much. Asians read, but not as much as whites do. And whites like to read about blacks and Hispanics and Asians even less than Asians and blacks and Hispanics like to read about whites.
Incest, monster erotica, and the Federal Unemployment Tax Act? That’s an insta-buy for me.
Two stepsisters in their neighbor’s futa lair? Another insta-buy. Thank you, “Customers Who Bought This Also Bought.”
thats a devil girl from a hentai I watched. she grows a dick too!
well, if the auto-translate is correct, tamiflu caused the end of the world and an apple pig was responsible
A lesson from an Attending, but it has to be shared:
When writing up notes on a patient don't describe wounds or anything else that is pus-like
as p-u-s-s-y
please describe instead as purulent
And please watch how you document relationships --- you can cause an attending to spit a drink through their nose when you write,"patient has been in a long term (2 month) relationship with her Baby-Daddy and states..."
Seriously, this has been gnawing at me for 20 years. Does the
"Quylthulg" have any kind of history, or did the Moria creators simply
pull it out of their... imaginations?
It's ironic how a game about breaking the bonds of slavery is so restrictive and oppressive
Unattainable timeline with a technology you're not comfortable with while you deal with unhelpful management. This sounds like an excellent preparation for the real world of programming. I commend them.
garbage shock doujin with no artistic merit
I don't know the science behind it but every time I put on my shades and walk down the street this song plays and random black dudes slap me five
Clearly wrong. you keep asking my rating every time I open and force me to rate it very annoying leave me alone
If people didn't reinvent the wheel, we'd still be driving around like Fred Flintstone.
Tell my wife I love her and that I love the concept of transverse catapults on carrier hangar decks.
another solid gold video, Larry. thank you. I'd sell my first born for your patreon but I don't have a kid yet and it would probably be ugly as fuck.
I'm a postdoc in the Humanities and I'm 100% convinced women actually have no souls. They are not capable of anything that can be called literature or philosophy, except in instances so vanishingly rare that they can be better explained by freak accident or sheer imitation.
It freaks me out. Having to work with them and watch them try to create things is like starring on a cooking show alongside a dog, and the dog just barks and breaks shit, but everyone claps as if he's cooking too. It's just a dog. It's not cooking. It's not doing anything. But everyone is clapping, so you clap too, because you don't want to be the one to say it.
This is fucking ridiculous. Today marks the third day the archive has failed to load at all. Don't bother running an archive if you shirk responsibility for the upkeep on a normal basis. I beseech you to hand the reins over to one more competent than yourself (read:just about anyone). Also, don't reply, as I won't even bother reading your pithy remarks. Fuck you.
That said, I think Hitler would've been a lot nicer if someone had just high-fived him back.
At first you lull yourself into the simple but fun Doom 2 replica, play through a few maps, think the WAD is fun and then ANAL FUCK TO THE FACE HAPPENS!
I would be too embarrassed to say things like that during sex.
I have sex like a gay Amish person.
But jesus has no FEATS. So no thanks. Satan, Satamael and many demons are just BEYOND him.
actually jesus had believer's hands and rank 1 animal affinity
Dont bring a girl to a man fight.
I did a quick test and on my 64-bit linux box. gmtime and localtime max out in the year 2147483647 (with the next second after giving -2147483648 as the year). So to get much past 55 bits of time somebody will have to update the output routine to use a 64-bit int for the year instead of an unsigned 32-bit int. Hopefully somebody will take care of that bug sometime in the next couple billion years.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the commons? I thought not. It's not a story the Fisherman's Guild would tell you.
Bullshit, I once disabled my internet for a couple of days.
Just laid on the couch all day and did nothing.
"Do not tremble, I have no patience for cowards!"
Then he dies in two hits. Why is it that in these types of games the weakest enemy mooks are always the most arrogant and belt-hitching?
and you have a marketable skill. there's no freelance jobs in shitposting or making the fucking drums go dananananaananana
You seriously need to reconsider your worth as a human being if you believe the Madela effect could be real, you're obviously having image issues and cant come to terms about being fucking retarded.
I like pot-bellied man-boobed Cpt America much more than that cheesy Marvel version.
aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film
>buy juicero
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die
How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?The rest is history.
He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.
Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex
seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time
So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.
that is a ginue pig
in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal
Are there any other shows where God is a legitimate character on the show yet the MC still manages to somehow tip the worlds largest fedora and refuse it's existence?
Imagine a car Hitler. I think Hitler would be a volkswagen if he was a car
Needn't ignore his full name: Kneel gay man.
Think of it as a whole-country fat camp.
Genetically modified monkeys have a more rigid aproach to language and lack the linguistic playfullness of humans. So yes, the movie is completely accurate in regards to language.
Because Christianity is tainted by Catholics. Its just like swastika, originally good but later twisted and used by evil.
I am Nordic, and i Think fermented herring smells like shit. how it taste, I don´t know. I don´t eat somthing that smells like it has been eaten Before.