he kicked all his older friends that he should trust and kept all the new ones
Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe? The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
Directed by Quantum Toronto
can you imagine going back in time and showing someone this video and being like "this is what humour is like in the 2010's"
A Nolan wwii movie sounds like an atrocity. A competent atrocity but.... im probably not going to articulate this well but the guy seems to have no real moral vision for any of his films, just teleological cliches that give the appearance of thought or meaning to a cold technical exercise. Hes an aesthete and his banal, morally decontextualized visions seem like the opposite of skills that would serve a real and deadly historical event
This is the filmmaker for whom an anything-is-possible surreal dreamscape consists of a coffeehouse patio in downtown Seattle, some concrete military bunkers and skyscrapers that bend sometimes...
Wait what
OK aside from the part about people being unable to tell a fantasy TV show from real life like some kind of retarded stone age pygmies, are people actually still rooting for khaleesi after she's been napalming the fuck out of people before sending her hordes of sandniggers to slaughter them, in an episode that was clearly designed to make you empathise with the Lannister troops?
Does someone have link to that shitty hipster bar where they film themselves watching GoT and they were all clapping for Dany last season? I want to see their reaction to that battle.
all day helsweep 2017 world is a sweep combo off low 24 billion dead jins
There’s more in the Look Inside, if you’re not already burned out on incoherence, which you might be, given that the president just banned burritos using zero complete sentences. (I wrote this entry a week in advance, so I’m just guessing what will have happened by the time this appears on the site.)
MILK
IF I'M ABLE TO SAY "NO" OR "STOP" THAT JUST MEANS THERE'S ROOM IN MY MOUTH FOR MORE HAMBURGERS
I can tell it's a joke, but it's really touching, too. Because of the song from "Shrek".
Okay this is stupid. 1. Nemo never kills Pal. 2. The vet scene is from when Pal ate all that old candy he found in the floor of the treehouse and he is just sick. 3. The burial scene is when they bury DWs budgie (parakeet). 4. Dreamworks animation is more than likely going to pull this for using the song from Shrek when he is alone. Neither the cuts from Arthur nor do the song have anything to do with anyone or thing dying with the exception of DWs parakeet.
***Author Note 1: The songstress action in loop 2 is not a typo.***
***Author Note 2: This particular action is not a typo anywhere in this FAQ***
***Author Note 3: Please don't e-mail me about it anymore...or I'll scream.***
Not sure if it was hot or just a sad man wanking in the rain
i was right
Pete from "Cinema of Cool" has sent in this fun rumor..
"This is sort of a rumor, I'm not 100% sure if its in fact true, but when The Crazy 88s are in the private room in the HOBL chatting and goofing around. One of them is telling a story/joke in Japanese and making a reference to his groin area. He is supposedly telling the "E Lois" joke Nice Guy Eddie told Mr White, Mr Orange and Mr Pink on the way to the warehouse meeting in Reservoir Dogs.
That's why those panda bastards will NEVER get a dime from me. I can be petty too.
Its the fucking hobos that ruin public restrooms and those inside markets and restaurants to the point where they are all closed or locked, so ordinary law abiding citizens have nowhere to piss. I literally choose to pee in my pants sometimes if I'm in an urban area and there's no public toilet and nowhere to hide. Its still public urination I guess but I seriously doubt any cop would arrest me or person call cops on me for peeing in my pants as opposed to having my dick out.
friend i understand you have autism you don't have to keep rubbing it in
i would date one of these girls if they prove their loyalty by letting me shit in their cunt and staple it shut.
the rules are that they can't get rid of the poo for a week, and if they can last it, then i'll be their meal ticket.
little do they know i just want to watch the sepsis progress while i furiously tug my chode.
I'm temporarily limiting access to github only to those developers (if your name can be found anywhere in the contributor list in github, then you're considered a dev).
Behave kids. Remember the lessons of the marshmallow test.
>You play in post apocalyptic Russia, play as a scavenger that struggle for every day. Canned meat and condensed milk is fine meal and whiskey is treasure, real.Can't see how is post-apoc Russia different from modern Russia. You've pretty much described my average day.
"why is millennial humor so weird?"
it's called a resurgence of neo-dadaism, you uncultured filth. take an art class and get depressed
lots of people die in the First World War
Dada! sticks a wheel to a stool
fuck me no. i may or may not want to eat people but i have principles
just what happened to shotaporn that rape can't just start as rape and end as rape without everyone smiling at the end?
This entire album is on so many layers of irony, it's like a big fluffy stack of irony pancakes.
Of course, the hungry gaze of the otaku is omnipresent, pupils dilating as Akane squirts mayonnaise all over her food.
For me DISCOVERY BANDS, I DON’T WANT DOWNLOAD EVERY BANDS AROUND THE WQORLD I DINT HAVE TIME FOR LISTEM 100 BANDS FOR DAY, IM NOT STEALING YOUR BAND, I DID NOT LISTEN YOUR BAND I LISTEN only bands send promos for us. Retard are you and take ewasy with your worlds I’m journalist and lawyer too!
I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Working class citizen
Looking for:
⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘Five or so comrades to start a commune in my rental flat and upstart socialism
spits a giant wad of saliva onto them Ah yeah. moans
“oi, how many bongs, mate?”
[crying] “it’s zero bongs, mate… zero bongs.”
You know your life is in a bad place when you are jealous of people who are in love with a fictional character.
To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.
In addition to being called Cross-Polarization, I believe I've also seen the "PE" dropped from this technique's name. However, I'm not an expert in this field. Can someone confirm (or refute) that "PENIS" is sometimes just "NIS"?
>>947 vividred was not a good show and I feel ashamed for watching it
Did someone in a dirty robe with one bulging eye slop that on your plate and "heh heh heh" as he eyed you up and down before hobbling off
>>957
it's odd to me how well-funded it was for having such awful writing
If your vision of dwarves is less about crafting in the mountains, and more about a lone dwarf descending from the hills to attack a village with a pack of a dozen hounds, your vision is now a reality.
your 3.2 MB picture ate up all my traffic now I won't be able to use Telegram to talk to my grandma with cancer, she will die not knowing how I love her
Colour sergeant once accused a fellow cadet of being a waste of oxygen and made him carry a potted plant for days to compensate.
Euphoria is unique and horrifying on another level because it's themed around and acknowledges the real sexuality of sexual pleasure from pain/violence and fucking goes out of their way to make it as realistic as they could. The protagonist was realistic. He hated himself for how he was, but couldn't control it and would literally be forced to ejaculate by his body doing it all by itself from just seeing the torture. He seemed like a monster while he was doing it, but would change back afterwards, having realistic symptoms of sudden outbursts of violence, rage, and loss of control that comes from textbook cases of some mental disorder or trauma. And SPOILERS, the creators went out of their way to Reallly research this shit, and make it so the Protagonist had been raped as a child, a traumatic experience that leads to not only the uncontrollable outbursts of anger, but has a High correlation with the victim growing up and causing their sexual views to be based around violence,pain, and rape. Its a hentai about a very real fact that many people have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to abuse, placed in the most Unrealistic fucked up situation, and goes "lol ur scum for liking this, and were probably touched as a kid. Have fun hating yourself after you orgasm!".
My Little Sister Just Asked Me What Pegging Is and I Didn't Stop Her.
Coming Winter 2018.
>muh baseless claims
You're all fucking posers that deserve to be shot repeatedly. Subjected to scaphism, even. You make cancerous tripfags look like saints in comparison.
And i quote what psychotic manchild posted in a previous thread:
>Fucking kill yourself. If I ever find out where you live, you're deadmeat. Scummy's deadmeat too for letting this shit fly. Bunch of fucking posers, you're not Asukafags. I would flay and every one of you ball-less newfags. I dare you to post a fucking address. Bunch of mewling shitkiddies just out on summer vacation. Lamentablr den of heathens and judging from ealier posts, outright cuckopds. Amd as for the faggot who replied "Hot xD" like the little fuckboy you are, you little ball of cancer, you best believe your corpse is going to be mighty toasty when I'm done with it. Bunch of fucking hypocites, you cry about CP but laud this abominable bullshit. If I ever cross anyone of you miserable sacks of cuckloving faggots, I'm going to drive a stake right through your fucking skulls, no questions asked. Count your blessings for anonymity. The one other picture was already pushing it. You deserve more than death.
I pulled out a small black rectangle from my pocket and through some mysterious power I was connected to a group of people selling me another black rectangle but that was also a square. This particular black square has an incredible power. It has the ability to send strange and wonderful waves through the air to other squares. One, for example, is quite large and hangs from the wall. Another one opens and shuts and allows me to write articles about the powers that be. The black square also absorbs life energy and sends it to other places on other rectangular light objects. All in all it is easy to set up for a magical black box and, although, sometimes I feel like it is sucking my energy, like those nefarious creatures from the negaverse, I've enjoyed using it.
oh jesus. this is original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
effortlessly and with ballerina grace I pirouette and - in a single, fluid motion- strip my sociologist costume to reveal my guise as Cletus the Hillbilly, jeering YEW CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THEM FANCY ASS COLLEGE WORDS BOY
These are not mentally-healthy people. Progressivism has always been more of mental crutch for the psychologically weak and mentally stunted than any kind of real politics -- it's basically just a primal scream about one's own perceived (or actual) inadequacy -- but now they're pretty much just coming out and admitting that.
>>971
Honestly I agree with this. Liberalism, and other ideologies which give weak people a sense of moral righteousness, may feel good, but an ideology which encourages becoming strong is more constructive.
tbh i cant read this. i like the anime and this manga version is good and the translation is okay but the moment i see the no color pages is smh heartbreaking. i hope the raw is full color. the color in the anime and those pages is amplifying the cuteness hundred fold. still tho i'd like to read more chapters.
Having both of your parents dead and being raped by your homosexual sister on daily basis is best in life. It's just fucking badass, you know.
My prediction,
"We went into space to discovery the cosmos...but what we really discovered...was ourselves..."
/fartnoise
I remember watching an interview of a politician in Sweden being asked how they had such a low crime rate, to witch he just replied that it was because crime was against the law.
My friend Sharon was upset at her 14 year old nephew's dirty mouth, so she got a hairbrush, made him drop his pants, she hiked up her dress, turned him over her knee and then paddled his ass!!! She then became frightened when he sported an erection afterwards!!!
CLUELESS!!!
See, I'd almost be willing to believe it too except for the mention of Necco Wafers.
No one in the history of the planet has ever eaten one of those things with anything even remotely approaching enjoyment.
When you do real modelling, you hit a limit much sooner, because human beings aren’t wet socks
"The Parking Garage" is perhaps one the of the top Seinfeld episodes ever. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramer find themselves in a deep existential dilemma – one of the many.
do I lose wizard apprentice points if a woman constantly hits on me online
I wish I had a personal rape submarine
ok, this is just getting creepy...you guys are studying demon butts a little bit too much... ;)
It's obvious YouTube is being ran by Phishing Bots and is a Puppet of Vladimir Putin who is trying to have a monopoly on the Vodka industry.
A New York police captain said: "We will never forget 9/11."
Of course you won't, it's your fucking phone number.
Her dad looks like a woman with drawn on facial hair..
Lol more like be able to fuck someone of the same sex because that's one gay phone. Girls will friend zone you and gay fuckbois will jump on your ass to rape you. That's the new iRapeRainbows model. Get it while it's still the faggiest one out there!
Go slide onto your sister's penis~
well my obsession has landed me in a lot of trouble with my mum due to my continuous visits to the freezer, its been about three times now thats its broken down...the last time she had to buy a new one cuz I enjoy munching on the dry crunchy ice that mounts >>DAILY<< :drool: on the bottom of it.
My personal preference is chewing ice in the winter>>dunno why? but i think its to do with the fact that its easier for me to get and conceal from others. Be it from the supermarket or my house I'll eat it anywhere. Once I actually got in trouble with my mum again cuz she caught scraping the excess ice off of the boxes in the ice cream section in the supermarket, embarrassing me in front of everyone loooooooooooooooool
the bus stop close to my house is actually right outside a shop that has the most crunchieist and thickest chunks of ice i have seen :drool: but its so irrtating i can only get a few pieces in my mouth before the boss sees me and kicks me out so i make it worth while :lol: trust me these regualar visits prove quite a satisfying appetizer for when i get home and really get BUSY! :mrgreen:
I think my obsession started last year when i was 15..but it was inevitable since it runs in the family..i used to criticise my sisters about this in the past but now i know exactly what they mean...its actually a refief i don't feel alone and this site has also helped me finally indicating to me that i may have ANAEMIA...i just thought i was weird!! now i can explain to my friends that there is a reason for my strange actions and cravings....well thx guys for reading my story>>>OMG i feel like im in AA
O YEA AND BY THE WAY I HATE WATCHIN MOVIES WHICH INVOLVE ANY SNOW OR SKIING OR WHATEVER CUZ I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN FOR THE ACTORS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND CHEW CHEW CHEW!!!!!!!! :lol:
just because someone has a different view than you, does not make him a punk ass nazi scumbag. You Demi"s have a real problem with yourselfs. Anyone that doesn't think or agree with you must be a racist or a nazi or a white supremacist. Why don't you and your mask wearing friends go get a life, other than trying to tell other people how to think and live there life when you, know nothing about what is in there head. You and your folks are very hateful people.
leave it to a German to wear nothing but a watch in a porno
Real relationship anarchy is political. There’s just no way around it. How could it be otherwise, when it has roots in political anarchism? Relationship anarchy is not about getting your dick wet and looking cool while you do it. It’s not about sounding hipper than all the other polyamorists. You can do polyamory without any political consciousness whatsoever, and you can definitely do monogamy without it. You can be mono or poly in service of the capitalist hetero-patriarchy. Most people are. But you can’t do relationship anarchy without some awareness of the socio-political context you’re operating in and how you’re attempting to go against that grain out of a genuine belief in certain concrete principles. Those concrete principles are nothing so basic and shallow as “freedom” (to fuck) or “honesty.” They’re the kind of political principles that you can base an effective social movement on: a movement that offers an alternative to the capitalist hetero-patriarchy’s commodification of bodies, sex, and love; to the sabotage of female solidarit
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