[ANAL] ITT we list every object that has ever been inside our anus [LEWD] (25)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 10:51

Well?

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 12:59

wads of chewed up tissues
fingers
hairbrush handle
feces
blood

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 14:57

Uh, why I never!

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 17:03

>>3
Well... it's never too late to... try s-something new?
8====D ɷ

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 19:24

Poop
occasional polyps

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8536 21:45

Cute boy x 7

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8537 04:23

Ice

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8539 11:30

Step aside, amateurs!

  • Fingers
  • Bananas
  • Carrots
  • Handles of various brushes
  • Many, many appropriately shaped shampoo/deodorant bottles (I swear they make them phallic deliberately)
  • Pencils (non-pointy ends inwards)
  • Electric toothbrush (non-brushing end inwards)
  • Electric shaver (non-shaving end inwards)
  • One of those poofy bath things (what the hell are they called?)
  • Several vibrators
  • Several dildos
  • Several vibrating dildos

No penises though, that would be gay.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8540 18:12

Prostate cancer detection devices.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8540 18:29

What? But there's poop in there.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8540 20:15

>>10 not after inserting an enema bulb.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8546 01:21

>>2

> wads of chewed up tissues

wat

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8546 05:10

>>8

> One of those poofy bath things (what the hell are they called?)

LOOFAH

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8546 19:47

>>8,13
You put an entire loofah in there? They're the size of a runner's calf

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8547 18:03

>>14
They're quite malleable actually so you can just compress them into a smaller shape pretty easy and fit them in.
They also come in several different sizes, I have a bunch of small ones now but I think a medium sized one would be a good fit.

16 This post sucked.

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 21:45

Gigantic turkey baster full of hot baked beans. I've tried other enemas but nothing else wakes me up in the morning quite like hot beans up my bunghole

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 22:55

Hey everyone, >>8 here! I just wanted to update you all on the fact that I have now had a penis inside my butthole as well, and it was pretty great.

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 22:57

I knew it! Congrats!

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 23:15

my middle finger, inside a condom
a knob of ginger, which felt slightly itchy and nothing more

21 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 23:47

Some Japanese dude in a tight burqa threw a metal star in my ass once when I was quietly creeping around the hotel I was staying at while looking for the bathroom trying not to wake everyone up. It's still in there

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10399 02:33

crochet hook

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10399 21:38

schoolgirl's fist

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10402 13:39

A magical potion, by Toutatis!

25 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10402 14:17

A small doll which I then squeezed out, when trying to get in touch with my feminine side. I haven't farted since

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