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[roll rubber egg along guitar fretboard]
[AMEN BREAK]
[MUTED STRINGS]
[909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT] [909 OPEN HI HAT]
[AIRHORNS]
A dog barking at a street sign twelve times
I could produce some song for you guys... O-only if you want of course!!!
[808 Cowbell] [Pitch Bend -6] [DUBSTA Delay] [Audio Sample Of Checking Out Groceries] [Drone That Sounds Like "eeeeeuhhheheeeeehheeeuuuiiiiiuuhhuuhhheeeehhuhhiooooiio"]
Repeat in. 1/4th fasion. Load amenbreak onto your mpc.
Employ a middle eastern woman to provide chants or mantras over your beat. Delay and chop & screw her sample. Render onto cassette, 17 copies, hand numbered.
[quotation from Coltrane's 'Giant Steps' on a saw synth, hard panned to the right]
[JFK speech sample]
[the entirety of Title]
[all sounds cease][bass drop]
[squeaky chair][squeaky chair][squeaky chair][sound of Mark Wolff hitting his locker in Lords of the Locker Room]
Birdsong slowed down 400%
[the entirety of Title again]
[mic feedback][very fast bass guitar playing][some fast incomprehensible yelling making the mic feedback more true noise rock style]
[chainsaw revving noise]
[some kinda high pitched noise or like a siren][old movie quote from some sci-fi movie]
[Title, backwards (Best Of)]
[five second loop]songs that piss off the AVGN[with lyrics]
[bed_squeak.wav] x 100
[complete silence for 1 second]
[incomplete silence for 1 second]
[the entirety of the works of The Beatles played at the same time, backwards]
[A couple Japanese cars idling in the rain]
[the sound of feathers falling from a pheasant slowed down 8000 times]
[the sound of the beating heart of a young girl in love]
[the entirety of Seinfeld, but only the laugh tracks]
[A 15400Hz sawtooth wave for 1 minute]
[A man who can't type very well typing the letters "I Love You"]
[Man watching TV with the volume at 0]
[grass growing]
[muffled "YEAAAH BOYEEE" in the distance]