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barely
Once I was at my aunt's house in Nevada, and her and some other relatives were out gambling, so it was me and some cousins at the house.
Anyway, on the first floor bathroom I took a gigantic shit, and so I flushed and washed my hands as usual. I noticed the shit wasn't going down, so I flushed again. By this time, the water level wasn't going down at all, and it was approaching the top of the bowl. Panicked, I yelled at my cousins, asking if they had a plunger.
They had none.
I was up a river without a paddle. I thought quickly and grabbed the anti-slip mat from the bathtub, and thought I could use it to cover the bowl and press down on it to create pressure to try to force the shit through the toilet. I couldn't get a seal. I got on the seat on my fucking knees and pressed inward with my hands and it didn't work.
More panicked, I flushed a few more times and realized I would have to drain some of the water, or else any further attempts to unclog might have ended in disaster. It took me a few tries to get a water container (was under the sink) into the toilet and transferring hopefully just "muddy" water into the sink (yes, I used the sink), and I got rid of about 1/3 of the height of the water.
Realizing my options were down to leaving it be and leaving the bathroom, or other macguyver stunts, I didn't want to be badly embarrassed when everyone found out I took a hueg shit. By now I had been in the bathroom for more than an hour.
So my next, and honestly insane, idea was to REACH INTO THE BOWL, to try to CLEAR UP THE SHIT WITH MY HAND.
It took me about 20 minutes just to work up the courage to get my hand submerged.
So once I had stopped gagging from having my hand in SHIT WATER, it wasn't so bad. Since my hand was in there, I was closer and could see little bits of carrot and broccoli in my shit. Disgusting, and also it told me I don't chew my food enough.
Anyway, once I had reached around the hole in the bottom of the bowl, I could feel nothing. The shit was too far in for my hands to reach. All that effort getting my hands in shit and it didn't pay off.
I washed my hands 16 times. The smell didn't completely come out for a few days.
I searched under the sink and decided I would try one more thing. I found some garbage bags. Since they were big enough, I figure I could use pressure to press down the shit through the hold without getting my hands wet again (basically covering the entire bowl and cupping enough water in part of the plastic over the hole, and then pressing it in). Since this part required less of a seal, IT WORKED. I cleaned it up, threw it away and covered it as best I could with another garbage bag in the trash. I washed my hands another 15 times.
I had been in the bathroom for more than two hours by this point. My cousins were getting worried. They asked if I was alright, I said I was fine. I was victorious. When I left that bathroom, I felt like I had defeated an entire army of terrorists armed to the teeth in automatic weapons and explosives. The only other time in my life where I have felt so victorious was my high school graduation.
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@1993-09-8567 13:16
Im gonna steal this and post it on nufagchan
@1993-09-8567 13:16
Im gonna steal this and post it on nufagchan
@1993-09-8567 13:16
Im gonna steal this and post it on nufagchan
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