Every one of your boys I see snooping around here is gonna end up rubbing Vaseline on a little kid's chest.
Why do you need a vasectomy when there are dozens of books you haven't finished?
Grasp the maitre d's ears squarely, young scholar, lest his friendly milk soil your corduroy!
One advantage of this product is that the user can be rewarded with the robes of martyrdom.
My name is Squeeks and this thread is called [Unique] ITT we post sentences that have never been uttered before [Novelty]
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I want to lick Kuroki Tomoko's armpit while she pees in a diaper.
Look, you are a boogie nose bolphin.
Why do you need a vasectomy, young scholar? If you keep doing that, you can be rewarded. My name is Squeeks and I like fruit. I want to lick your boogie noise bolphin and I think that's definitely been said before.
oh god it smells like a rotting burnt onion died of halitosis then rusted
You're a big doopy baby with a fat stinky delly
By mixing vaseline and baby powder we can create the ideal marinade for our celery sticks.
The man dreams of a prosperous future; a chippy on every corner of the new colony of Viëdvxie, as much salt and vinegar as you like.
As part of the development process, internal dialectics commence a process of objectification, in which the subject detaches the idea of his own self into an easy to comprehend concept, this concept we can refer to as the ego.
Hold the newsreader's nose loosely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my slacks!
As the word count of a sentence increases the likelihood that that exact sentence has been uttered word-for-word decreases, doesn't anyone remember how old /r9k/ worked before it became the containment board for lonely retards?
>>19 I had a look on the day of its introduction but I never took a second look, my alert and alliaceous amigo.
I think I should reboot this thread to [Unique] ITT we post ideas that have never been thought before [Novelty] as posting unique sentences is actually trivially easy.
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The intention of "[Unique] ITT we post ideas that have never been thought before [Novelty]" is to post sentences you have actually said in conversation or similar scenarios rather than coming up with them for the thread, but that wasn't implied hard enough.
There's a rule in my house, you can't say "bloodwank" and then not have a bloodwank, so sorry I've been off the radar for a bit.