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! \` /== - \ \ ) | Yatta!! I finally made it to Nippon! Home of the DQN!
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Where are all the gaijin hunters? I was told that there would be crowds of them wanting to see my chin chin.
Why are there captchas in Japan?! I don't want to be "yuseable," I want sake!
すべての鍋には鶏を、そしてすべての脱肛には反省しるニダ!
Why are Japanese high school girls so damn hot?
Why is Japanese weather so damn hot?
Why is Japanese tea so damn hot?
Why is Japanese miso soup so damn hot?
Why is Japanese fire so damn hot?
Why is 火 so damn 熱い?