[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 00:58

In Latin, apis is the word for bee. In Crimean Tatar, apis is the word for prison. Both facts seem relevant when considering APIs.

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 04:40

sometimes I wonder what if boobs had butts or butts had boobs

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 14:14

Contributing

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 16:09

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 16:13

ara irassyai

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 01:09

one for the money, two for the show,
three for the crippling depression

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 01:30

I just released my mittens but instantly regretted doing so.

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 01:59

what's it gonna be like?

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 01:59

probably something disappointing

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 18:30

Reptile

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 21:01

>>101
Sometimes I visualize boobs with boobs on them with boobs on them like an elaborate mandelboob fractal.

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 21:06

An infinite recursion of boobs

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 21:36

infiniboob

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 22:11

b∞b

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 23:25

Infinitits

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 04:51

infinipples

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 13:26

ıuɟıuıddlǝs

ıuɟıuıʇıʇs

p∞p

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 16:18

within boobs interlinked

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 20:03

recursive boobs

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 22:11

boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs you get the picture

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 23:25

i was never pretty enough to be a trap, now i'm getting old, ftge

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8905 23:58

there's a place in the world for the angry young lass
with her face on the floor and my dick in her ass

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 00:30

(*ﾟーﾟ), despite knowing that it's a trap, decides to make a forceful penetration.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 02:49

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124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 02:53

　　　　　　　　>>900 Washoi！！
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125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 04:00

nam nam

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 09:34

Slowly incing towards >>900 1 1 at a 1

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 12:15

I will prepare the choicest viands for the occasion.

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 12:33

Like 3 months ago i stepped on a piece of glass from a broken lightbulb, ten minutes and one bloody pair of tweezers later I was pretty sure I had gotten it out but it never healed quite right and still hurt occasionally especially when I stood for a long time, then last night when I was taking my sock off it snagged on something on the bottom of my foot, it was the piece of glass that finally worked its way out. Thanks for reading.

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 16:36

>>128
I think I still have a piece of glass stuck in my foot. Can't move it in certain ways that the other one can, otherwise it hurts too much.

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:47

>>129
may want to have a professional take a look, a few minutes of surgery could save you months more of pain

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 01:54

>>129
As a bystander mostly ignorant of the situation, perhaps the pain from the original piece of glass caused you to, over the past few months, develop different movement patterns for the affected foot? If so, it could be completely healthy, but some tiny muscle somewhere might have deteriorated over the past few months.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 03:17

please don't challenge me if i have to watch the charselect screen like lag fuck while your neurons fire and you pick honda, only to use 20/sec autofire

133 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8907 03:35

ants ants

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 05:25

>>129 wasn't me, the original glass in the foot guy

my foot is fine now

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 11:06

>>134
Congratulations on your recovery!

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 12:00

How many other people have gotten glass in their foot?

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 17:54

jisatsu jien

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 17:59

Had a nail and a wasp in the foot but not glass, no.

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 20:19

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 23:40

Gonna need a senzu for that one.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 07:09

nyan nyan nyan nyan
nyan nyan nyan nyan

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 17:54

(*ﾟーﾟ) Hello?

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 19:17

(*ﾟーﾟ) Hello

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 21:36

(*ﾟーﾟ) Hell

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 22:06

(*ﾟーﾟ) ...o?

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 22:54

she's a very respectable person but i don't like the way she deals with 2ch's post numbers

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 00:00

Fixing type warnings in generated API bindings

oddly therapeutic

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 00:29

we ain't ever gonna make it

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 00:30

m-masaka

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 03:52

we just need to post more!

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 04:46

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152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 04:48

my name is doulk nukem

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 06:33

My last employment was on the 7809th. Hope would be fast fading if there were any left. I rue the day I was born. I resent all the lies that sabotaged my career before it even started. Everyone I used to know has abandoned me. Before, they simply pitied me. What did I do to deserve this NEET hell? I feel like the most experienced least experienced person in the industry.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 06:45

In the 9 days since the 8900th of this month, there have been 90 posts in this thread. At 10 posts/day, with 90 days and under 900 posts left, we are currently on target for our desired outcome. We must not lose our momentum, but neither should we despair.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 08:33

but despair is all i know (´・ω・`)

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 09:54

Why are emo kids fine when they get a flat tire?

Because they've always got despair!

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 09:55

also I bet the term 'emo kid' dates me. I wonder new slang what the young'uns use nowadays.

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 13:53

Subcultures are dead thanks to the rise of internet use in teens

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 15:03

there's no such thing as subcultures, only the globalist monoculture

hail apple, slava google

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 16:47

We're all jeff bezos here. I'm jeff. You're jeff.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 17:05

I'm deff

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 19:34

fuck year

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 19:43

> subculture bitches

popuko face intensifies

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 20:41

LIFE HACK: Blow on hot food to cool it down

165 Name: vc: klit : 1993-09-8910 03:28

Hyperspectral imaging of the June 20, 1972, notes revealed the set-off or contact transfer of red non-ballpoint [porous-tip pen] ink transcription notations from the front of Page 2 to the back of Page 1, but it was not possible to determine whether this transfer or migration occurred at the time of preparation or over long-term contact in storage.

Electrostatic detection analysis of the June 20, 1972, notes revealed the presence of angled, extraneous indented writing, suggestive of a possible signature but otherwise illegible, on Page 2 of the document.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 07:23

LIFE HACK: Blow a hot dude to be cool downtown

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 09:25

I can't imagine still being around for 9999 and yet I was around for 5000. What am I doing with my life.

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 10:24

>>167
September 9000 is a great opportunity for us all to reflect on the past 4000 days. Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle. That's the best of what you are.

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 13:39

September 10,000th is going to be so cool!

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 14:04

>>169
the kind of forward thinking we need

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 20:21

But what if it turns to November before the 10,000th?

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 22:04

I was summoned for jury duty. At the one trial I had to go to a courtroom for, they got their jury with only a few eliminated, with me somewhere near the back of the line anyway.

Basically all I did today was suffer atopic allergic reaction (probably cat dander, just seems the statistically probable thing).

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 00:36

poop

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 02:03

All those little neuroses that were quirky and cute when you were 19 are gross and weird now that you're 29.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 06:44

bringing not just my laptop but my laptop charger to the bathroom since i get like three minutes of battery life out of my ancient chinkpad

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 08:36

I'm a quirky and cute 29-year old

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 09:04

modified my mornings

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 09:35

my captcha is "fuck"

179 Name: fuck : 1993-09-8911 15:36

my name is fuck

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 17:06

your mom's name is fuck

181 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8911 17:31

hey young fella

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 23:39

how do you do, old timer?

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 23:57

I love oligarchy.

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 00:02

>>154
Even if we don't manage to keep up this blistering pace of ten posts a day, I bet the Gomez family will step in to help just in time.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 01:53

Oh I see what you guys are doing, cute

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 03:07

FLEE! ALL IS DISCOVERED!!!

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 14:42

what would I need $1,000,000 for anyway?

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 17:43

service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 20:24

>>185)
Yeah, NAUANAL SEX, and'you;re not enivited?!

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 20:33

For example, the temporal meaning of "The frug seemed wuggier and wuggier" is clear: Despite not knowing what a frug is or what wugginess is, we know that the apparent wugginess of the frug was increasing over time, as indicated by the reduplication of the comparative "wuggier".

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 21:23

>>154
Pace increases rapidly as you approach the deadline, though. In the last 24 hours of the 8000th thread, 156 posts were made, while in the same timespan of the 7000th thread, no fewer than 230 were made. By those figures, we can literally make no posts in this thread for the next twelve weeks and still comfortably make it to >>900.

Indeed, I propose that we do exactly that. Just using this thread as a substitute for the current thought threads is boring and pointless; it's supposed to be a mad frenzy in the last few days before the big event. You don't celebrate Halloween in July, so why are we celebrating September 9000th on the 8912th?

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 05:40

Okay, this is my last post in this thread. I swear.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 17:48

>>191 You don't need to wait till October to dress up all scary-looking and go to people's houses!

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 20:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AipXtRruGnk

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 20:50

Nesquik and netflix

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 21:02

Vimto is an anagram of vomit

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 23:09

take me up
up to heaven above

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8915 01:38

where do we put people who won't stop obsessing over post numbers?
in the getto

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8915 17:05

Almost done making an autogenerated FFI for 90% of SDL2 for chicken scheme.
Turns out it was the best multiplatform, compilable Scheme after all

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