[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8987 13:53

wait i misread and thought today was the 8997th, I summoned punctual ass for nothing

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8987 14:05

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY,

>READ THE STICKY

UH

699 Name: UNLOSING DQN : 1993-09-8987 17:08

I WON'T LOSE

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8987 18:00

You already did. Sorry.

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8987 18:55

ja richtig

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 11:00

Please wish me luck in my job application!

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 11:40

>>702
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704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 16:38

So it's currently hovering ~16.4 posts per day to reach the target.

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 16:43

599 US dollars

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 16:55

I found a Twitter user with 25,000 tweets and no followers when I was searching for Death Grips lyrics. Turns out he wasn’t even quoting DG, he was just rambling incoherently. Lots of weird and worrying tweets.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 17:40

>>706
Link?

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 17:45

>>707
I could link it, but I don’t want to encourage bullying against a clearly unwell person.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 23:25

Broke: criticizing or dismissing all sports because you think you’re “too smart” for what is essentially gamified exercise
Woke: criticizing spectator sports (people being lazy and watching sports instead of playing them) but encouraging people to play sports because the world needs more exercise these days

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 23:26

sports criticism is baseless snobbishness and diet fedora

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 23:37

>>710
Diet fedora. That’s a new one.

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8988 23:46

danganrompete una pierna

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 00:04

Don't shrink, peel.

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 01:52

In the morning
In the evening
Ain't DQN

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 02:12

Goddamnit, DQN.

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 02:21

just farted and it fucking reeks
mcdonalds breakfast and dinner all i ate today

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 06:52

bisexual gomez

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 09:09

Sports fans:
-escapism via trivia and statistics
-power level discussions (who would win a 1on1, Kobe or Lebron?)
-constant fights over whose team is best
-constant fights over whose sport is best
-will buy literally anything featuring their favorite players or their favorite team's logo
-uncomfortably high ratio of bitter, lonely alcoholics among viewers over 30

Anime fans:
-escapism via trivia and statistics
-power level discussions (who would win a 1on1, Kenshiro or Kuujo Jotaro?)
-constant fights over whose franchise is the best
-constant fights over whose genre is best
-will buy literally anything with their favorite characters or that's featured in their favorite show (cf Dr. Pepper and Steins:Gate)
-uncomfortably high ratio of bitter, lonely alcoholics among viewers over 30

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 09:49

Speaking of which, Ashita no Joe is pretty good.

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 17:48

I skipped all my classes and work today because I am feeling very depressed and anxious

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 17:52

>>718
No kidding, sports and shonen anime do elicit the same emotions. Except sports is, at least theoretically, superior because it's happening live.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8989 17:54

>>713
Don’t shrink, peel and you’ll be tan of sin:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0V06r4ByQ

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 00:06

>>721 Depends on what kind of scale you use to determine superiority. Why does being live make something superior? What does it mean to be theoretically superior?

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 00:19

>>718
last one isnt true for sports
a lot of mentally healthy people like sports

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 07:06

10 days!!!

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 12:17

Pick up the pace!

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 12:38

every other thread was started 10 days or so before the happening
somehow I think we'll be alright

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 15:18

>>723
I mean it in the sense that a spectacle is granted a degree of legitimacy by mere virtue of it being performed live. Suspension of disbelief is a necessity for watching anime (or movies or whatever) whereas it isn't for sports.

I don't mean this in an objective kind of way. Obviously some people value other things more than the authenticity of an event happening live.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 15:20

Anxious Gomez

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 18:19

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 21:37

ew, why does this have yellow subtitles

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 22:08

>>733
Nice dubs!

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 22:24

thanks!

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8990 23:57

like poultry

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 02:48

>>729,733
Thanks-yas Gomez

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 13:54

Repent of your sins

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 14:07

Sign off your receipts.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 15:14

9 more days

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 15:17

Pay your indulgences.

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 16:10

Eat your vegetables

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 16:10

Stop tracking mud across my nice clean kitchen floor

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 16:26

In an ironic twist of fate, the "Bully Hunters" are bullying people online -- insulting people, trying to get people's social media accounts banned, trying to get people fired, and so on.

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 16:50

Bully Hunters sounds like the worst pitch for a reality show

744 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8991 17:51

Slow down there's 9 days left

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 20:48

Hurry up there's only 9 days left

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8991 21:01

Ready Player One was written by someone who thought that shit would be cool. You know why? Because he never played Second Life. If he did, he'd know how awful it is.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 02:03

we still have like 150 more posts fuck

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 02:24

into the void because I'm a noid

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 03:30

cats sitting on tables

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 03:39

moar postz

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 03:49

reedge out to the truth!

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 05:00

don't think, feel and you'll be tanime

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 05:10

we're supposedly going to need ~18 ppd but on the last day there's going to be a lot of posts, so don't worry too much about it.

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 05:34

but what if I want to worry

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 05:46

My throat hurts and drinking tee is only doing so much.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 07:11

I'll probably be dead soon anyway, that softens the blow a bit.

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 09:52

I think we're all gonna be dead soon to be fair

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 12:31

The left is now claiming that being against war with Syria means you’re a Russian bot. War mongerers pls go

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 12:40

fai di you fucks there are nine days left

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 13:57

really itches my noodle

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 13:58

skyrim was batter

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 14:06

>>758
That sounds normal for them. The Left's approach to any kind of problem solving seems to be "What would really fuck everything up the worst? Let's do that!"

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 14:23

there is no such thing as the left or right

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 14:24

why a kid gotta stab and kill me

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 14:28

let me hit this F5
gonna feel real refreshed

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 18:05

>>763
Do you live alone on a deserted isle or something?

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 18:16

Silly goose, you're either with us or against us!

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 19:56

shit sucks but i'm too lazy to fix it

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 21:00

like tinder but for pet adoption
like uber but for coffee delivery
like facebook but for mars
like bitcoin but for memes
like yelp but for places to study on campus
like Foursquare but for PUBG
like X but for Y
your tech startup is doomed to fail

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 22:32

The only thing starting up is the end of times

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 02:08

>>770
at least I won't have to worry about bills and stress anymore

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 04:40

that places to study one doesn't sound too bad; it won't rake in the dough but I'd donate if necessary to keep a useful service like that up and running

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 04:55

like 4-ch but for rapists

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 05:37

>>772
I can tell you most of the good ones here, but you probably aren't at the same university. In most cases just asking around a bit and wandering the campus would get you pretty far, but here's the fundamental problem with such a service: Nobody's going to want to reveal their favorite secret study spot until they graduate, and they'd only tell someone worthy of that knowledge.

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 05:43

>>774
how old are you to still be at uni?

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 06:07

>like yelp but for places to study on campus

this would only show you the best places NOT to study

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 06:29

>>775
Late twenties. I dropped out some time ago and came back to it.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 06:38

How do I install a hidden camera in a womens restroom?

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 06:51

>>777
why did you drop out

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 07:39

Yu Ghotta GO

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:07

>>779
A confluence of many reasons, not the least of which was the realization that although I had no idea what sort of career I wanted, I knew I wasn't headed for it. My funding wasn't good at the time, that school's administration was corrupt and/or incompetent, and I was going through some stuff psychologically. In retrospect, school really wasn't where I should've been anyway and I'm glad I left and grew up a bit.

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:09

>>781
what course then and what course are you in now?

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:23

Book II, or, "Sir Balin fucks it up again."

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:27

>>774
At the place I ended up graduating, there literally wasn't a quiet place for a commuter to study unless you were a grad student. The library is the food court. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea even on paper?

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:29

>>782
Music then. Engineering now. I found it a bit surprising at first how many of my classmates also made the same switch, but then it is a pretty sensible switch to make.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:31

>>784
Never any empty classrooms, even?

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 08:53

>>786
I wouldn't go as far as never, I would go as far as "not often enough". And the general din from hallway foot traffic and such was usually pretty bad, too, even during classes.

Hate, hate, hate that I went there, and most of the stuff about it. It's an alright choice for some people, but it was not my choice.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 12:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8nunklJx7o

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 14:57

Still got 3 marge Lindt bunnies, a whole egg and some miscellaneous chocolate accoutrements and egg fragments from Easter

I didn't even get anything on the day, this was all from discount sales in the week after

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 17:09

Sometimes silence can be loud

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 20:12

you'll cowards don't even smoke big doinks

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 21:14

We've come a long way
We've also come a lot

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 22:04 

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794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 22:07

Somehow this thread just became another current thoughts thread. Not terrible, but also not exciting

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 22:11

>>794
What else is it supposed to be? It's basically an early 2000s "forum game" thread, which usually devolves into spam and "bump" bullshite.

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 00:22

bump

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