Post in this thread for relationship advice with your cat (17)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:54

I'm here to help.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:56

My cat and I hit a rough patch. She hasn't slept in my bed for weeks. I'm afraid she's getting fed by my neighbors. What should I do?

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:58

my cats won't stop annoying me and neither will my girl. i just want both of them to engage me more than crawling all over me, you know?

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:58

My cat thinks he is a cat, but i am starting to think he might be a fish... i am so confused...

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 09:16

>>2

feed her salmon. i have seen this steal many cats

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 05:19

Is this thread for relationship advice on cats or by cats?

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 12:23

I have owned exactly one cat

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 16:03

It feels good to be a cat virgin.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 22:25

>>8
no it doesn't

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 12:59

my mother recently reversed her car over the family cat

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 04:15

my cat is in heat and won't be quiet at night, how do I communicate to them when she should be quiet?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 18:00

>>11
reverse your car over your cat in heat

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 20:57

reverse over your mother

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8898 04:12

reverse over your mother's car with your mother in it using a big monster truck

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 16:45

my cat died

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 17:28

>>11 she wants the D

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 20:27

>>12
gotta warm your car up first. otherwise it's not in heat.

anyway I'm taking over this thread. AMA cat-related.

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