How To Be Rich? (40)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 09:16

Common plans for the common people in this society :

◦ Go to college and study [i]hard[/i].
◦ Get a good job.
◦ Get married to rich man/woman.
◦ Retire with state pension.
◦ Enjoy the last few years of your life from your children's pay (that if you are married or have any kids!).

* Others - Discuss more here in this board!

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 11:24

◦ Subscribe to the belief that you will DEFINITELY get rich and don't stop believing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Science_of_Getting_Rich

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 11:24

just win the lottery

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 17:17

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Committing crimes!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 17:47

Be born into a wealthy family.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 17:50

Do what makes big money and learn to love your job.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 17:51

Wire fraud

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 18:37

Bank heist

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 18:44

Give me $100 and I will give you $200, promise!

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 19:26

Sign up to that link that guy keeps spamming about winning a million dollars.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 21:02

Free armor trimming
Doubling money
Follow for drop party in the wilderness

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 03:07

Investment!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9011 03:49

Save and buy gold if possible 🎀 ! http://www.mygoldguide.in

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9011 15:28

>>1
Wasn't there some nice guy who offered much money by signing up to some shady shortened URL? And later even offered free travels!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9011 15:38

>>12
Opioid Investment

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 17:35

open a gay hookah bar, call it fags for fags

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 18:47

>>16
but fag means cigarette

hookah ain't fags, bruh

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 18:50

  1. Be non-white
  2. Complain about racism
  3. Get hired for a job you're not qualified for because of affirmative action
  4. ???
  5. PROFIT!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 19:22

>>17 you know what IS a fag though?

you

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 19:23

FAG

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 19:30

>>19
wow I got owned

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9012 20:44

>>19,21
Brutal.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 15:44

>>22
Nice dubs

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 17:16

Be white.
Accentuate your white privilege to crush all minorities in your way.
Brutally oppress everyone who's not white.
Yippee! You're rich!

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:40

>>24
this is what delusional SJWs actually believe

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:46

>>25
I think that's the joke.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:50

>>26
your're are mom is an joke !

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:24

Go to China around Chinese new year
Become a rental boyfriend for a single woman
Meet your renter's parents
Leave China with more money after Chinese new year

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:30

>>28
dude customs lmao
dude duty lmao

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 18:07

Prostitute yourself. Put that yummy tushy to work.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 07:09

>>30

If that the case, all those porn stars will millionaires!

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:46

Make a game and get really fucking lucky.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 17:47

avoid game dev as a career, what a stupid field to get into

do it for fun, but don't quit for day job

source: I make shitty video games from scratch

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 18:10

I accidentally fell into a game dev job and it's been great, piss-easy and fun and pretty good money! Plenty of time for personal projects as well.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 18:52

>>34
do you make games people want to play though, or web games like 'chex quest' for corporations trying to be hip and relatable to millenials?

I hear the latter is a pretty cushy job because no one goes to game design school dreaming of being a cog in a marketing machine, so managers can't exploit the glamour of the career to work you like a slave.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 19:11

>>35 Proper console games, but poor management has led to them being pretty crappy - but not as crappy as some people say. But quite crappy.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 20:29

>>33
agreed.
I was in the biz for 12 years. Don't miss it that much now that I can fart around with Unity and Gamemaker and shit.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 07:49

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 03:28

Felix Denis : "If you want to make money, then you need to go to where the eye balls are."

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 11:38

>>37 Phil Fish? Is this you?

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