Tall, handsome fellow with a red leather jacket and cactus-print suspenders. You stubbed your toe on the 47 from Shropshire to East Leake. Can I buy you a panini?
Hi (*߁[),
I am responding to your post re tubbing my toe on the 47 from Shropshire to East Leake.
I must respectfully decline as my religion considers paninis to be an affront to decency, however, I am an open-minded sort and do not mind if you enjoy paninis in your own life unrelated to our correspondence.
Would you consider meeting up for some italian ice down by the paddleboats instead?
Thanks,
Tall Dark and Arid
We were on flight 33 to West Leake and picked up each others' luggage. I tried to get your attention, but you said you weren't into the whole reading labels on suitcases thing.
Come and take your three dozen pairs of mittens off my hands.
Cute girl in striped underwear on escalator. You know who you are. You called me a creep. I can't get your accent out of my head. Please respond.