Umm sweaty, tables are a social construct. Do you even read books? Read a book about postmodernism. Ifm better than you.
You know those minimalist stairs that don't have any sides, and are just slats of metal with one side embedded in a wall? Are those post-modern? I didn't enjoy them,though.
I built a post-structuralist coffee table but it doesn't have any... structure.
An electrical nigger. She smiles, her eyes blinking.
i made a shelf for my monitors. does that count as post-modern? does that even count as furniture?
Fuck furniture
I sometimes order my gimp on all fours and rest my cups of scalding-hot tea on its back. This may sound exceptionally demeaning until I tell you that it used to be my catamite back in the day, so if anything I'm all too generous!
I like when my girlfriend uses me as a piece of furniture.
Saw a cool chair today
Was just drooling over the chairs furniture posted on /img/.