i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans . yes i can throw a fish through a window. i have done it 3 times. one time i threw a fish up into the door of a friends house and he was terrified and ran out of the house. i have also thrown fish out of boats and landed them in our pool.

i am an immature heron and i can walk backwards and stop in midair when i am in front of someone. yes i can do this even though there is a chance i will hit my head on the ceiling. i just decide to. you know what would be really cool? i can poop on you. yes.