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(￣ ▽ ￣;) i wanteth to englut yond young wench's menstruation
Anyways, >>1, prithee hark to me. Yond t's very much did relate to this thread.
i wenteth to yoshinoya a while ago; thee knoweth, yoshinoya?
well anyways th're wast an insane numb'r of people th're, and i couldn't receiveth in.
then, i did look at the bann'r hanging from the ceiling, and t hadst "150 yen off" writ on t.
oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
thee, cometh not to yoshinoya just because t's 150 yen off, blinking idiot.
t's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 yen f'r crying out loud.
th're're coequal entire families h're. Family of 4, all out f'r some yoshinoya, i understand you not? how fucking nice.
"alright, daddy's gonna 'rd'r the extra-large. " god i can't beareth to gaze.
thee people, i'll giveth thee 150 yen if 't be true thee receiveth out of those seats.
yosinoya shouldst beest a bloody lodging.
yond tense atmosph're, wh're two guys on opposite sides of the u-shap'd table can starteth a square at any timeth,
the stab-'r-be-stabb'd mentality, yond's what's most wondrous about this lodging.
distaff and children shouldst screweth off and stayeth home.
anyways, i wast about to starteth eating, and then the bastard beside me goeth "extra-large, with extra sauce. "
who is't in the w'rld 'rd'rs extra sauce nowadays, thee m'ron?
i wanteth to asketh that gent, "do thee very much wanteth to consume t with extra sauce?"
i wanteth to int'rrogate that gent. I wanteth to int'rrogate that gent f'r roughly an hour.
art thee sure thee just not wanteth to tryeth declaring "extra sauce"?
coming from a yoshinoya vet'ran such as myself, the latest trend 'mongst us vets is this, extra green onion.
yond's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
extra green onion means m're green onion than sauce. But on the oth'r handeth the price is a tad high'r. This is the key.
and then, t's delicious. This is unbeatable.
howev'r, if 't be true thee 'rd'r this then th're is dang'r yond thee'll beest did mark by the employees from next timeth on; t's a double-edg'd sw'rd.
i can't recommendeth t to amateurs.
what this all very much means, though, is yond thee, >>1, shouldst just sticketh with the present day's special
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