Cute girl casts Fist.
Cute girl casting Charm Person on you, and you fail your WIS saving throw.
Cute girl pouting because Charm Person didn't work, so she casts Power Word Kill on you instead.
Cute girl summoning magma to get her point across
Cute girl clobbers you in backyard football, leaving your ears ringing for three days.
Cute girl in charge of nuclear missiles.
Cute girl who is a nuclear missile.
Cute girl sharpening her knife collection.
Cute girl getting into a fistfight with you, forcing you to flee in a cargo ship.
Cute girl getting into a catfight to protect your Klingon honour
Cute girl stabbing her classmate to death.
Cute girl who doesn't know she's half-oni and thinks it's normal to accidentally break glasses one-handed
Cute girl writing your name in her death note in cute loopy cursive handwriting.
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Cute girl telling you fuck off douchebag and kill yourself while she steps on your balls with stilettos because there's nothing wrong with revisiting old threads and getting a breath of fresh air from the usual shit on the front page, and then she shits on your face
Cute girl euthanising you.
Cute girl who euthanised you more quickly than any cute girl on record.
Cute girl brutally beating up the shy kid in your class.
Cute girl curb-stomping >>345 when she spots him wearing a one-piece dress and wig that look ill-fitting to his charmingly rotund figure.
Cute girl says "OSS" just before totally karate chopping another cute girl.
Cute girl whacking a scrote with a ping-pong paddle
Cute girl yelling at you to get out of here while she's in a fast moving battle with demons and you're standing there mouth agape like a total moron.
Cute girl smashing your pelvis with a hammer and uploading it on /img/
Cute girl smiling as she asks if she can punch your balls. She punches before you can answer and laughs at your pain.
Cute girl committing an act of senseless violence.
Cute girl blowing up BBC headquarters.
Cute GIRL who MUTILATES
Cute girl starting a violent revolution
Cute girl ensuring that you don't just die, but are murdered, for posting in the wrong thread.
Cute girl poking you in the eye
Cute girl throwing rocks at you
Cute girl tearing you asunder.
Cute girl stabbing you and stabbing you and stabbing you and screaming and stabbing you and squinting because some of your blood got in her eye and stabbing you and stabbing you and stabbing you.
Cute girl making a cute pose as she casts her magical Fucking Kill Yourself beam at you!
Cute girl stomping on your dick in stilettos until you cum all over her shoes, then making you lick it up before just fucking killing you.
Cute girl throwing you into a river.
Cute girl breathing fire from her mouth.