>SANTA IS ETERNAL
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>SANTA LIVES IN THE NORTH
>Tradition holds that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a place ABOVE the rest of us.
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>SANTA IS OMNISCIENT
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>SANTA IS OMNIPRESENT
>Santa must be omnipresent, because he has the ability to visit over a billion homes in a twenty-four hour period. That's over 1100 per second!
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>SANTA IS OMNIPOTENT
>He has the ability to carry presents for over a billion children.
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>SANTA HAS SPIRIT HELPERS CALLED ELVES
Don't fuck with Santa Claus. He has unfathomable powers:
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=_t2TzJOyops