[HELPFUL] Good Advice Thread [USEFUL] (15)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 21:51

if you report your car as stolen, you don't have to pay parking tickets

2 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 23:42

if they catch in the act just change the conversation to the philosophical definition of ownership and whether stealing truly exists until they hang up

3 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 04:48

you don't have to pay taxes if they can't find you

4 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 08:22

Don't think, feel and you'll be tanasinn.

5 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 10:33

To expel a djinn from your home, walk in a clockwise circle around the perimeter 786 times while repeating "bi-smi llahi r-rahman r-rahim".

6 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 11:54

Chronically sleep deprived? Try a medically induced coma.

7 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 17:34

Tootle him with increasing vigour.

8 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 06:59

baptize other people's children

9 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 07:32

floss. twice a day.

10 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:11

>>5 If you give the djinn a beer, it usually cools right down and is happy just to chill and watch Netflix with you.

11 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 22:42

microwave eggs for a quick hard-boil

12 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 23:57

>>11 This is how I sauteé peppers. Saves a lot of time.

13 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 03:44

throw away your microwave so you can spend more time cooking

14 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 12:27

Install Linux, problem solved.

15 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 12:36

still having problems? try reinstalling Linux

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