Mandatory showering exists for one class of people: wagecucks:
they must "groom" as to not scare away the pay-pigs.
Refusal-to-shower is to reclaim onesself;
DENY the superiority of civilization over nature,
Say NO to the shower.
Assert your ownership,
cast off the chains,
save the earth,
heal the soul

I would do all that, but I like showers.

I do get this twinge of guilt when I shower, thinking of all the people in the world with no clean drinking water and here's me splashing everywhere, and I wasn't even that dirty

not funny

I thought about that for too long

Incels also shower in the hope of scoring "sweet puss."
The volcel, empowered, does not feel the need to
subject himself to the rites-of-purification as preparation
for the realization-of-fertility event . . . purifying his mind,
his body, too, is made pure through its own processes . . .

my poophole would get stinky tho

Showering is bacterial GENOCIDE

I thought showers were good, but it turns they're not. #BacterialLivesMatter #ShowersAreOverParty #UnstanShowers