(¬‿¬ ) Telling your Muslim gf that the yogurt with gelatin is halal!
(¬‿¬ ) Telling my parents I will surely get a job in just a few more months!
(¬‿¬ ) Masturbating.
Drawing lewd, paraphiliac Sonic the Hedgehog fanart!
(¬‿¬ ) sleeping in until noon
(¬‿¬ ) then going back to sleep until 6pm
(¬‿¬ ) watching anal sex porn
(¬‿¬ ) Starting a thread on /dqn/ with the tag g[2022]h
(¬‿¬ ) Unapologetically supporting the Datist Cabal
(¬‿¬ ) Letting my herd graze all over your land
(¬‿¬ ) Letting my nuts graze all over your face
(‿ ) waking up at 7am to smoking pot and eating ice cream!
(‿ ) j/o in the walmart toilet when im on the clock
(¬‿¬ ) Ejaculating into a shampoo bottle which is used by multiple people
(¬‿¬ ) Pooping in a phone booth which is used by multiple people - https://archive.org/details/nigger-toilet