your balls are alive and hate each other
actually that happened to me once, also 2get
Some sick fuck posts an eleven word scenario in this thread.
You're all alone, then suddenly...
You climb an old creaky ladder, it impregnates you.
Sucking a girl's dick, but turns out it's a strapon!
"who can piss the biggest kidney stone" competition
Internet is down
nuclear holocaust (gone sexual)
Endless job interviews without a ever getting a job