And my sword
Sure, why not.
Seems kinda hard with two threads just saying
Is there anything worthwhile in life which isn't hard?
Yes, and you've already done them both.
>>5 twice the thread, twice the opportunity to fuck it all up!
Punctual Gomez, we need you now more than ever.
Really wish I was having bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex right now.
You people are sick.
Putin's belligerent passion for pens beats Biden's for playing bumbler.
Belligerent bees bumbling boisterously
>>12,13
not really into guys (or bums), but i think i would like to try it out someday maybe
(sorry for lowercaseposting, but the occasion demands it)
With enough thrabesh, everything is possible!
Enough about bumsex! We need more posts!
I'm going to tell you about every game in my Steam library until we're at triple digits or I get bored.
100% Orange Juice
Pretty fun. I'm surprised there aren't more computerised board games like this out there.
Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition
Despite really enjoying RTS games when I was younger, I never really got into this one. Not sure why.
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Really good! One of my favourite horror games. The twist at the end is exquisite.
Amnesia: Rebirth
Deserves a distinction for being the only horror game to literally give me nightmares. Otherwise I wasn't as into it as the other Amnesia games. It felt a bit bloated, I think it would've been a lot stronger if it had been ~30% shorter.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
The game that originally got me into the horror genre. The plot is honestly a bit corny and mostly comes down to "you're in a spooky castle and spooky things happen", but I still kind of love it.
And Yet It Moves
Haven't played this in over a decade and don't remember it very well. I think it's just an okay puzzle game?
Anodyne
What a weird game. It really feels like a dream, the way it whips back and forth between fairly normal environments and fighting flesh monsters in the blood caverns. I liked it but I can see why others wouldn't.
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Also weird but in other ways to the prequel. I really enjoyed the mix of 3D and 2D gameplay, and the bizarre sub-worlds.
Antichamber
Had some very fun concepts.
Axiom Verge
An all time favourite of mine! Very fun, although I feel like I never 100% understood the plot. Maybe that's the point.
Baba is You
Definitely a cool concept for a puzzle game, but too often I felt like I was just solving things by trial and error rather than "working out" the solution.
BallisticNG
I have not played this yet, but it seems fun.
Bastion
Pretty cool. I love the narrator's voice.
The Beginner's Guide
I really liked this one, it does fun things with the narrative. I'm sad I had it partly spoiled for me before I played it.
Beyond Eyes
Haven't played yet.
The Binding of Isaac
I spent so many hours on this when I was younger, holy shit.
Bioshock
Haven't played yet. I hear it's good?
The Bridge
Another game I last played a decade ago and don't remember at all.
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
It's bad!
Cally's Caves 3
I remember absolutely nothing of this game.
Cats Organised Neatly
A very cute puzzle game.
Celeste
Really good. Made me cry at the end.
Chip's Challenge 1
A puzzle game I remember from when I was really young. I wasn't very good at it.
Chip's Challenge 2
I can't believe this game was in development hell for two decades. As for the game itself, it's just more of the same.
Circa Infinity
I don't remember this one? Looks like I only have nine minutes of playtime, never mind.
Cogs
Don't remember this one.
The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood
Very fun concept. I wish there were more games doing interesting things with tarot/divination. The way the game handles meaning/symbolism of cards feels a bit wonky and could maybe do with leaving a bit more to player interpretation, but honestly I'm just impressed they made it work at all.
Crayon Physics Deluxe
Last played a decade ago. Don't remember at all.
Crypt of the Necrodancer
My sense of rhythm is so bad, oh my God. Genuinely atrocious.
Cuphead
Pretty fun. The animations have an amazing amount of love and effort put into them, but it's not really my favourite style personally.
Dark Souls III
Neat, but I preferred the first one.
Detention
A very interesting horror game. I feel like it was scariest at the beginning, though.
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition
Haven't played it.
Disco Elysium
Really painful to play as someone who wants to do the right thing and solve all the problems. The harshness and hopelessness is the point, though, and the writing is some of the best I've seen in a video game.
Divinity: Original Sin 2
Pretty fun. I really liked the environmental interactions.
Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition
Haven't played it.
Doki Doki Literature Club
Weirdly, this one actually struck a bit too close to home for me, and I couldn't finish it.
Don't Starve
It's okay. I'm not crazy about the whole crafting/survival genre honestly.
Donut County
Like a comfy, relaxing version of Katamari Damacy, which is a niche that I really needed.
Dorfromantik
A cute puzzle game. Seems to go 50/50 between producing beautiful idyllic landscapes and producing nonsense fields in the middle of forests and train lines twenty metres long.
Dota 2
Why is this in my Steam library? I have never touched this and never will.
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Pretty fun. I should go back and finish it.
Duke Nukem 2
Another one I played when I was very young. Quite nostalgic for me.
Dungeon of the Endless
Cool game with some interesting mechanics. I don't think I ever actually managed to beat it.
Dungeon Siege
I don't remember this one.
Dwarf Fortress
An old favourite. Somehow I never got along with the Steam release. The overhaul of the labour interface just doesn't give me the control I want, and all the keyboard shortcuts (e.g. in the build menu) are messed up. I'd probably be fine if I just gave it a few hours, but whatever.
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
It's Skyrim. I don't know what more to say.
The End if Nigh
Didn't get as into it as Super Meat Boy. Maybe it deserves another chance, I don't know.
Eversion
Pretty neat.
Fallout: New Vegas
I wasn't as wild about it as some people seemed to be, but it's a solid CRPG. The factions were well designed, especially Caesar's Legion.
Fez
I remember it being pretty fun, but it's been a very long time.
Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone
The only things I remember about this one are a) the AI for controlling your NPC allies is stunningly good b) you can go into people's houses and steal their underwear.
Gone Home
I don't remember this one at all. I think the twist at the end had something about lesbians? But maybe I'm misremembering.
Grim Dawn
An okay hack-and-slash. I wasn't super inspired by it.
Gris
A very pretty and relaxing game. I liked the water area.
Half-Life 2
Pretty fun. The gravity gun was very satisfying to use.
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Never played it.
Half-Life 2: Episode One
It was okay. The one bullet challenge was fun.
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
See you, space gnome...
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
I don't remember exactly, but I think this was just a tech demo?
Half-Life Deathmatch: Source
Never played.
Hammerfight
Don't remember this at all. I think I just got it as part of a bundle or something.
A Hat in Time
Very fun. I should go back and finish this some time.
Heart of the Woods
An okay yuri visual novel. The ghost girl was cute.
Hidden Folks
Very fun. There should be more games like this.
Highway Blossoms
Another okay yuri visual novel. The whole treasure hunt thing was a good core for the plot.
Hollow Knight
An excellent metroidvania. As someone with a phobia of isopods, I'm glad they at least put the isopod enemies in the scariest area, where they belong.
htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary
I remember this one being very frustrating and janky to play.
I Make Saints
An okay walking simulator. Not sure what the ending was about, unless it's just calling you a paedophile?
Inside
Pretty cool. I enjoyed being a huge blob at the end.
Katamary Damacy Reroll
Hell yeah, I'm going to go listen to the Katamary Damacy OST right now.
Klocki
A pretty basic puzzle game. Not much to say.
La-Mulana
This is really stupid, but something horrible happened to me IRL right after I started playing this, and I forever associate the game with that now.
Limbo
It's okay.
Long Live the Queen
Really stressful! I couldn't get past being invaded and forcibly married to some shitty guy no matter how many times I reloaded past saves.
Lorelai
Pretty neat.
Maiden & Spell
Okay, but I've played much better danmaku games. Maybe my standards are too high.
The Messenger
A really good game. I always forget the name of this one because it's so generic.
Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk
Pretty cool. I kinda wonder if entering your name at the start actually does anything, I can't remember it even coming up in the dialogue at all?
Milk Outside a Bag of Milk Outside a Bag of Milk
Okay, but I feel like the prequel was better.
Minoria
I really wanted to like this one, but it felt a bit half-baked, especially with things like the leveling system and lack of enemy variety. The slug girl was cute, though.
Momodora III
I only played this because I enjoyed RUtM. The games have absolutely nothing in common other than some tenuous plot threads, but it's still pretty fun.
Momodora: Moonlit Farewell
Very cool game. The animation and detail on some of the huge boss sprites is genuinely amazing. Lets me live my fantasy of every cat I see letting me pet it.
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
An all time favourite of mine. I've played this so many times under so many stupid conditions (100%, deathless, insane difficulty/one hit death, pacifist, speedrunning).
Monster Sanctuary
Like Pokémon but the game mechanics are actually well thought through and work together.
Murasaki
Very interesting physics-based danmaku game. I remember playing this back when there was no English translation and I couldn't read Japanese very well so I had no idea what was going on.
Murasaki Tsurugi
Mostly just more of the first one.
Mushihimesama
Haven't played.
Night in the Woods
Pretty cool. Reminded me a bit of my home town. Glad I'm never going back there!
Nihilumbra
I remember absolutely nothing of this game.
Ori and the Blind Forest
Honestly I wasn't super into this one. The whole projectile jumping thing was cool, but the environments felt very by-the-numbers, the plot didn't interest me, and I was disappointed they didn't really do anything with the skill trees or manual savepoint stuff.
Papers, Please
Fantastic concept for a game. Loved watching my family get sick and die and then getting caught by the secret police for accepting bribes from terrorists.
Path of Exile
A very solid hack-and-slash, although I feel like the first two or three acts were by far the best.
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
A pretty fun CRPG. I'm not 100% sold on Pathfinder as a system, but the writing and plot was decent, and that's more important.
Pathologic 2
Haven't played, but I want to.
Penumbra: Overture
Very wonky physics, but it has a special place in my heart. The voice acting on Red was so good it really carried the game. Loved the giant worm.
Penumbra: Black Plague
Much less wonky and better put together. I really enjoyed the dark humour, more horror games should lean into that I think. Again the voice acting (on Clarence this time) really elevated it. RIP giant worm :(
Penumbra: Requiem
A lot of people really didn't like this one. I thought it was okay, in fact I thought some of the puzzles and environments were better than the previous two games. This was primarily a tech demo rather than an actual instalment in the series anyway.
Planetarian ~The Reverie of a Little Planet~
Can't remember anything about this one. Something about it constantly raining or something?
Portal
A classic. I only wish there had been more of it.
Portal 2
Okay, but I think it would've been better as a prequel, or at least with a different protagonist. It was a bit disappointing that it completely undermines everything that happens in the first game -- you escaped, except no you didn't; you killed GLaDOS, except no you didn't.
Portal Stories: Mel
Don't really remember this one? I don't think I finished it.
Primordia
A pretty cool point-and-click game.
Princess Remedy in a Heap of Trouble
It's okay.
Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt
It's also okay.
Purrgatory
I accidentally ended the game early and couldn't save anyone, whoops. I can't even say the game didn't warn me.
Puzzle Agent
Very fun puzzle/mystery game.
Puzzle Agent 2
More of the same. I wish it had left the gnomes more of a mystery though.
QP Shooting - Dangerous!!
Don't remember this one.
Rabi-Ribi
A very fun metroidvania/fighting game. I never really got much technique beyond mashing buttons unfortunately. I loved that it had a dedicated yuri ability.
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
I went back and replayed this recently, and finally pulled off paying back the entire loan! Very fun game with a lot of heart to it. Unfortunately the dungeon exploration part tends to get pretty tedious towards the late game.
Risk of Rain
Haven't played.
Rogue Legacy
Pretty cool. I don't think I got very far in this one.
Rosenkreuzstilette
Haven't played.
Seabed
Haven't played. I've heard it's good though.
The Shape on the Ground
Cool concept, I wish there were more games like this.
She Remembered Caterpillars
An okay puzzle game.
A Short Hike
Very comfy little game. I had a good time with it.
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
A bit too punishing for my tastes. I wasn't super into it.
Simcity 4 Deluxe
Pretty cool, but I was never much good at it.
Soma
An excellent horror game. I really loved it. The
Spacechem
Don't remember. Looks like I didn't get very far.
Splice
An okay puzzle game. The music was nice.
The Stanley Parable
Fun, but maybe not quite as clever as it thinks it is.
Stardew Valley
Fun and comfy. A solid game all round.
Sunless Sea
Loved the concept, but I could never get very far.
Super Hexagon
It's okay.
Super Meat Boy
Very fun game. I loved the Hell music.
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
It was okay. I liked the moon phase stuff.
The Swapper
All I remember about this one is that it somehow overheated and crashed my old computer.
Tabletop Simulator
It sure does simulate that tabletop.
The Talos Principle
Pretty cool. I should go back and finish it some time. I think I've said these exact words about at least one previous game, but whatever.
Tametsi
A nice little puzzle game.
Terraria
An okay game, but somehow it didn't really grab me.
Thomas was Alone
I genuinely can't believe every character in this game is just a box.
Timespinner
Haven't played.
TIS-100
It's a very humbling experience to play a game you genuinely just are not smart enough for.
Tormented Souls
Of all the things to bring back from old school survival horror games, why would you choose tank controls and limited saves, the two objectively worst mechanics?
Trackmania United Forever
A classic. I used to love playing around in the level editor, although I was fairly mediocre at actually racing.
Transistor
It's okay. The combined real time/turn based thing was interesting, and I liked the whole combining/modifying abilities thing.
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
One of the stupidest games I've played.
The Typing of the Dead: Overkill
What a game. I'd love to go back and replay it, but given the problems with my wrists maybe best not.
Undertale
Pretty neat, although a bit overrated if you ask me.
Untitled Goose Game
Fun, but a bit frustrating at times. Requires some real patience and planning.
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
A very fun visual novel. I'm not even really into the whole cyberpunk aesthetic but I loved this one.
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Very pretty and made me cry a lot at the end. Kinda weird that the puzzles seemed to get easier as the game progressed, rather than harder, but maybe that was just me.
Viscera Cleanup Detail
Oddly satisfying to play.
The Void Rains Upon Her Heart
Actually a really solid danmaku game. For a long time had the distinction of being the Steam game with the highest number of reviews while maintaining 100% positive ratings (I think it was about 600 before the first negative review?)
VVVVVV
Haven't played it in a long time, but I remember it being pretty fun.
Without a Voice
Haven't played. Bit of an anticlimax for the last game on the list.
That's all, hope you enjoyed. Now it's YOUR turn to make 150 posts in one sitting!
Today I played a few games of pl_badwater and there was hale's own soldier with a tier 6 kritz medic girlfriend and every time I got to ~90% uber I would die from a crocket out of nowhere.
I can't believe I misspelled katamari as katamary. I'm never going to live this one down.
??????????????????
Look, the 11111th day of the month was 10101101001000 days ago, so we already failed.
Did you know 11111 is 31 in binary? So in two days it'll be the 31st of September! What a wacky unimaginable date!
Cute boy defying all expectations.
Cute boy pressing the self-destruct button with a smile on his face.
Cute boy idly playing with his boobs.
Cute boy legally changing his name to Hamburger.
Cute boy who deserves everything that has ever happened to him.
Cute boy with yoghurt all over his face.
Cute boy startled by a manta ray.
Cute boy with nine fingers.
Cute boy frying a single prawn in a large frying pan.
Cute boy struggling to spell the word "tributary".
Cute boy getting pegged by his cute girlfriend.
Cute boy wearing a polka dot outfit.
Cute boy with antlers.
Cute boy without antlers.
Cute boy spending all of his money on USSR paraphernalia.
Cute boy who is off his medication again.
Cute boy accelerating to dangerous speeds.
Cute boy eating spam.
Cute boy generating income.
Cute boy making strange faces.
Cute boy becoming self-aware.
Cute boy whose VC is boy.
Cute boy whose VC is not boy.
Cute boy who doesn't know what a boy is.
Cute boy casting you aside in favour of someone cuter.
Cute boy trying and failing and trying again.
Cute boy forgotten by the passage of time.
Cute boy who is scared of the future.
Cute boy who is comforted by the future, as whatever is there cannot possibly be worse than his past or present (or so he mistakenly believes).
Cute boy who has never lied, not even once.
Cute boy who has sinned in the eyes of God.
Cute boy who struggles to get out of bed in the morning.
Cute boy saying something so vulgar I shan't repeat it.
Cute boy graduating from clown college.
Cute boy with a clowngirl fetish.
Cute boy getting creampied.
Cute boy yelling at a racoon.
Cute boy botching his autoappendectomy.
Cute boy who is flaccid.
Cute boy making the worst mistake of his life.
Cute boy sensing something is amiss.
Cute boy growing into a cute man.
Cute boy who will never sing again.
Cute boy cuddling a baby pelican.
Cute boy in 2D.
Cute boy developing an eating disorder.
Cute boy moving to rural France.
Cute boy being turned inside out.
Cute boy eating raw chicken.
Cute boy under investigation by INTERPOL.
Cute boy headbanging.
Cute boy summoning a succubus for sexual and also non-sexual reasons.
Cute boy who exists in a way that never even occurred to you.
Cute boy falling down a bottomless pit.
Cute boy rolling his eyes after hearing your sincerely held political beliefs.
Cute boy who has lost faith in Hinduism.
Cute boy finishing the race at last.
Cute boy who is yellow (but not in the meaning of the word that you thought of first, nor in the meaning you thought of second).
Cute boy consenting to amputation.
Cute boy made of flesh and blood, just like you.
Cute boy getting his fingernails pierced.
Cute boy spreading awareness of leukaemia.
Cute boy eating a kumquat.
Cute boy seeing something that will traumatise him forever.
Cute boy feeling jealousy when seeing a pigeon eating berries from a bush.
Cute boy drawn in an unusual artstyle.
Cute boy from whose perspective you are upside down.
Cute boy flattening you in a giant flower press.
Cute boy holding a balloon.
Cute boy riding a rainbow.
Cute boy possessed by a ghost.
Cute boy wearing too many clothes.
Cute boy choosing to forget everything that has ever upset him.
Cute boy becoming reliant on spoons.
Cute boy masturbating while thinking of you.
Cute boy drinking pomegranate juice.
Cute boy staying in one place for 24 hours.
Cute boy with a video game addiction.
Cute boy who is genuinely happy with how his life is going.
Cute boy telling you a secret.
Cute boy who will fuck you but won't kiss you.
Cute boy disappearing under suspicious circumstances.
Cute boy mourning something he hasn't even lost yet.
Cute boy with a below average number of legs.
Cute boy responding to your message with LOL.
Cute boy manifesting as nothing but a barely perceptible chill in the air.
Cute boy asking what all the commotion is!
Cute boy wearing a bisexual pride pin.
Cute boy attempting to dismantle your workplace from the inside.
Cute boy who smells of burning flesh.
Cute boy who doesn't want to be alive anymore.
Cute boy at an intermediate level.
Cute boy asking you how to defeat the crab.
Cute boy who, relative to you, may as well be a god.
Cute boy who is unsure who he is.
Cute boy who is unsure what he is.
Cute boy who is unsure where he is.
Cute boy who is sure that he is a cute girl.
Cute boy entering through the window.
Cute boy doing the laundry very slowly.
Cute boy who feels the rotation of the Earth.
Cute boy finding reasons not to do anything.
Cute boy with five different debuffs on him at once.
Cute boy who thinks of himself as an object.
Cute boy who does not speak Spanish and never will.
Cute boy at the mercy of his parents.
Cute boy watching extremely violent media.
Cute boy falling into a giant pitcher plant and slowly being digested while still alive.
Cute boy creating his own language.
Cute boy with no hair anywhere on his body.
Cute boy who fancies a tomato.
Cute boy whose enclosure is too small and lacks enrichment.
Cute boy using you as a human shield.
Cute boy spontaneously combusting.
Cute boy whose favourite film is Shrek 2.
IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY
Cute boy bestowing a knighthood upon you in recognition of your services to the kingdom.
Cute boy mastering his fears.
Cute boy enjoying the sensation of suncream being applied to his back.
Cute boy wearing a rather fetching low cut dress.
Cute boy seeding life onto other planets.
Cute boy vaping directly into your face.
Cute boy playing with a kitten.
Cute boy drinking beer directly out of the keg.
Cute boy trying to find out what an aspergillum is.
Cute boy mourning the death of Steve Jobs.
Cute boy centring his own narrative over those of people more directly affected.
Cute boy carefully considering the advice of his local imam.
Cute boy eating an overcooked yam.
Cute boy lost in the jungle three days from civilisation.
Cute boy in his own world.
Cute boy being run over by a horse and cart.
Cute boy losing count of how many tentacles the octopus has.
Cute boy who can never forgive you for what you did to him.
Cute boy with holes all over his body.
Cute boy with needles all over his body.
Cute boy drinking soy sauce.
Cute boy ordering his steak medium rare.
Cute boy with an axe.
Cute boy falling from the sky.
Cute boy falling in love with someone who doesn't even exist.
Cute boy mispronouncing gnocchi.
Cute boy doing some sick yoyo tricks.
Cute boy who is bored of the current season.
Cute boy getting away with it again.
Cute boy fading away into nothing.
Cute boy who doesn't believe in electricity.
Cute boy hitting his head twice.
Cute boy who is REALLY into insects.
Cute boy riding a carousel.
Cute boy with a gum infection.
Cute boy who is actually a platypus.
Cute boy whose humours are unbalanced.
Cute boy jamming out to ocean sounds.
Cute boy casting magic missile.
Cute boy confused by female anatomy.
Cute boy who thinks he's special.
Cute boy asking you when you're going to get a job.
Cute boy who isn't actually that cute if I'm being completely honest with you.
Cute boy whose thighs are much thicker than you would expect.
Cute boy with rotational symmetry.
Cute boy with a beak.
Cute boy with gout.
Cute boy who used to be beautiful.
Cute boy who has never seen sunlight.
Cute boy saying yes.
Cute boy saying yes, when he actually means maybe.
Cute boy focusing on what's important (sex).
Cute boy capturing you through your own misplaced arrogance.
Cute boy melting.
Cute boy cracking his knuckles.
Cute boy eating seaweed flavoured ice cream.
Cute boy barely visible in the dusk.
Cute boy with a good skincare routine.
Cute boy with a pet skink.
Cute boy with a high WIS score.
Cute boy going down.
Cute boy becoming increasingly incoherent.
Cute boy hitting the gong as hard as he can.
Cute boy who does cannot comprehend the concept of a square root no matter how hard he tries.
Cute boy foaming at the mouth.
Cute boy looking at a rock.
Cute boy manning the information kiosk.
Cute boy who believes the ceiling is descending towards him, even though it isn't.
Cute boy getting rid of his old computer.
Cute boy finding the holy grail at last.
Cute boy reducing his carbohydrate intake.
Cute boy losing the cute boy competition.
Cute boy yodelling.
Cute boy thatching a roof all by himself.
Cute boy gaining a new skill.
Cute boy getting jazzed.
Cute boy under a waterfall.
Cute boy who is less of a boy and more of a cooking implement.
Cute boy singlehandedly supporting his local milk industry.
Cute boy who is already too late.
Cute boy setting himself on fire accidentally.
Cute boy in a high friction environment.
Cute boy telling you to shut up!
Cute boy turning pink.
Cute boy listening to the wind blowing through the reeds.
Cute boy getting into ventriloquism.
Cute boy flirting with your mother.
Cute boy wearing cute mittens.
Cute boy who is much longer in one dimension than the other two.
Cute boy cancelling the Olympics.
Cute boy's reign coming to an end.
Cute boy getting sexually frustrated.
Cute boy who will never beat his high score.
Cute boy who has anosmia.
Cute boy powering up then powering down.
Cute boy who is afraid of what he cannot predict.
Cute boy whose legs are too hot but whose arms are too cold.
Cute boy misunderestimating you.
Cute boy eating a slice of wholemeal toast for dinner.
Cute boy, and he has a gun!
Cute boy using the expression 雀の涙 in a sentence.
Cute boy making digital art of anime-style angels crying.
Cute boy refusing to eat queso.
Cute boy beaten to a bloody pulp.
Cute boy busting it down sexual style.
Cute boy who is really good at Pong.
Cute boy who can only be described as "sensual".
Cute boy who is a twig.
Cute boy who is attracted to butch women.
Cute boy who can do no wrong.
Cute boy encased in jelly.
Cute boy who hates crocodiles.
Cute boy whose sexist joke did not go down well with his in-laws.
Cute boy memorialised with a marble statue.
Cute boy attempting fratricide.
Cute boy who is very shiny.
Cute boy in a state of shock.
Cute boy who is a bitch.
Cute boy weeping forlornly as he runs across the moors.
Cute boy serving as an advisor.
Cute boy stuck in a rut.
Cute boy who knows something that you don't.
Cute boy who has the meanings of the words thunder and lightning the wrong way around.
Cute boy flailing around wildly.
Cute boy conceding that you have a point about the whole bestiality thing.
Cute boy who wants to be a vet when he grows up.
Cute boy healing you.
Cute boy with a very strange sounding laugh.
Cute boy slaughtering pigs for fun.
Cute boy without any limbs.
Cute boy critiquing your screenplay.
Cute boy who owns more stuffed animals than you own books.
Cute boy with elf-like ears.
Cute boy clinging to a sense of normalcy.
Cute boy clicking his tongue in annoyance.
Cute boy accidentally calling you daddy.
Cute boy rejoicing in the works of Satan.
Cute boy veering dangerously off course.
Cute boy speedrunning pregnancy.
Cute boy shooing you out of his house with a broom.
Cute boy filling the reservoir with blood.
Cute boy in the Oort Cloud.
Cute boy being defibrillated.
Cute boy theorising the existence of a girl who is also cute.
Cute boy covered in dirt.
Cute boy drinking his fifth cup of coffee today.
Cute boy joining the Yakuza.
Cute boy refusing to wear the nekomimi.
Cute boy never giving up!
Cute boy who needs your help.
Cute boy who can't do this alone.
Cute boy who's going to fucking kill himself if we don't get >>1111 on the 11111th.
Shoutout to the island of Manhattan for supporting the greatest mass of enormous egos on the planet
Why is Kettenkrad cute
We only need to make 25.4761904762 posts in this thread an hour for the rest of the day, friends!
You can do it!
Yes, you, not me.
Just once each will do between us 800 DQNs
the goddess of synchronicity truly speaks strange things on these strange days. to show me this edge of the webiverse
I am suffering from truly profound diarrhoea at the moment.
>>459
Thank you for sharing. Would you care to tell us more, perhaps over the course of 300-400 posts?
I'm helping!
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Mittens? Did somebody say Mittens?
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I know what you want from me
Doo be doo be doo da da
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Sweet little bumblebee
More than just a fantasy
Doo be doo be doo da da
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My heart skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Lover, my friend
I wanna be with you
Until the end
I give my heart and my soul to you
To make you see it's true
I'm so confused, baby can't you see?
Please come rescue me!
Sweet little bumblebee
I know what you want from me
Doo be doo be doo da da
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Sweet little bumblebee
More than just a fantasy
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I start to cry
When you walk out the door
You go bye bye bye
I go why why why
I'm so lonely and only
Waiting for you
To come back and tell me
I love you
I give my heart and my soul to you
To make you see it's true
I'm so confused, baby can't you see?
Please come rescue me!
Sweet little bumblebee
I know what you want from me
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Sweet little bumblebee
More than just a fantasy
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I know what you want from me
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More than just a fantasy
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I don't think we're going to make it this time...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.
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That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure a while ago;
you know, The Elitist Superstructure?
Well anyways there was still a few hundred posts to go before >>1111.
Then, I looked at the current date, and it was 1993-09-11111.
Oh, the stupidity.
Those idiots.
You, don't give up just because it's the last day.
It's only a few hundred posts, less than 400 for crying out loud.
There're even a finished thread here.
Made it to >>111 and think you can kick back and relax, huh?
How fucking nice.
"I don't think we're going to make it this time..."
God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll make a hundred posts if you just get off your backside and do ten.
The 11111th should be a posting frenzy.
That party atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can spam the same post at the same time,
that's what's great about this place.
Cowards and pessimists should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting,
and then the bastard beside me goes "IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY"
Who in the world posts just to tell people not to post, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Were you even here for the 10,000th?"
I want to interrogate him.
I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want an excuse not to put in effort?
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself,
the latest trend among us vets is this, Yoshinoya kopipe.
That's right, Yoshinoya kopipe.
This is the vet's way of spamming posts.
Yoshinoya kopipe means more effort per post.
But on the other hand, it's more fun.
This is the key.
And then, it's delightful.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
This is unbeatable.
However, if you do this then there is a danger that you'll make fewer posts than you could have by spamming the same thing; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with spamming the Mittens post.
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Cute boy going to Yoshinoya, ordering today's special, and having a perfectly adequate meal and then going home.
Cute boy facing his inner demons.
Cute boy who doesn't wear socks anymore.
Cute boy ovulating.
Cute boy entering through the back entrance.
Cute boy dyeing his skin green.
Cute boy throwing up into your handbag.
Cute boy urinating into your shoes.
Cute boy writing a 10,000 word essay about an anime from several decades ago that nobody has watched.
Cute boy seeking the cause to every effect.
Cute boy wet with an unknown substance.
Cute boy having a meet-cute with a truly terrifying woman.
Cute boy returning from the dead to take revenge on those who killed him.
Cute boy calling you a "riajuu".
Cute boy who has lost his voice from screaming too hard for too long.
Cute boy politely asking you what happened to your face.
Cute boy who is just absolutely godawful at playing mahjong.
Cute boy seeing things from the wrong perspective.
Cute boy from the wrong side of town.
Cute boy having sex with a dolphin.
Cute boy talking too loud.
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Cute boy trying to act tough and masculine but he didn't manage to wash his makeup off properly.
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Cute boy seeking knowledge that does not exist.
Cute boy trying to convince you that a mundane word is actually a racial slur.
Cute boy who is secretly in love with you but will never admit it.
Cute boy taking his toaster with him into the bath so he can clean it easier.
Cute boy who has excellent fire resistance but is weak to acid damage.
Cute boy diving to the bottom of the ocean.
Cute boy who wants to be an undine on Mars.
Cute boy who wants to be a cute girl.
Cute boy learning what things are and are not edible by trial and error.
Cute boy asking what this strange organ between his legs is for.
Cute boy selling out.
Cute boy reciting his angsty teenage poetry, and it's actually not bad.
Cute boy launching his healthcare supplement brand.
Cute boy being launched into the sun.
Cute boy hitting you with a large stick.
Cute boy in a frog tie (whether this means he is wearing a frog-pattern necktie or something else is left to reader interpretation).
Cute boy describing himself as a VIP.
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Cute boy posting his suicide note to his Livejournal blog.
Cute boy cheating on his boyfriend with a cute girl.
Cute boy deciding to just stop showing up at work and seeing how long it takes them to fire him.
Cute boy documenting the various types of flora he sees in the video games he plays.
Cute boy who wishes he didn't have to see things the way they really are.
Cute boy biting into a crisp green apple.
Cute boy subjugating the fish people.
Cute boy opening the Javascript console.
Cute boy closing the Javascript console again.
Cute boy giving you a guided tour of his dildo collection.
Cute boy decomposing.
Cute boy with no chemicals.
Cute boy grabbing a pet budgie and eating it whole.
Cute boy being preserved in ice for future generations to find.
Cute boy in deep trouble.
Cute boy being crowned flower princess of the fairy kingdom.
Cute boy trying to work out how to get all the gemstones.
Cute boy who is REALLY gullible.
Cute boy looking very intently at a donkey.
Cute boy whose favourite pokémon is Koffing.
Cute boy eating beetroot like there's no tomorrow.
Cute boy who was unaware of the consequences of his actions.
Cute boy climbing out of bed into another, larger and comfier bed.
Cute boy getting defrocked.
Cute boy stitching his beloved childhood stuffed toy walrus back together again.
Cute boy meditating on the nature of the pinecone.
Cute boy with very fluffy hair.
Cute boy with permanent organ damage.
Cute boy leaving a lemon on top of a pile of books.
Cute boy turning to a life of crime.
Cute boy revolving at high velocity.
Cute boy making it after all!
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Cute boy copying that floppy
Cute boy getting kicked out of his polycule.
Cute boy experiencing semantic satiation.
Cute boy befriending a rat.
Cute boy who cannot afford his tuition fees.
Cute boy asking you who that cute spider girl is.
Cute boy neither passing go nor collecting $200.
Cute boy using copious amounts of squared paper.
Cute boy reading a book about reading books.
Cute boy whose whole life just got flipped upside down.
Cute boy plotted against the x axis.
Cute boy dreaming of a life so unremarkable it could be reality.
Cute boy barking like a dog.
Cute boy pollinating the flowers in front of your window.
Cute boy with one foot on either side of the equator.
Cute boy ordering clothing from a mail order catalogue.
Cute boy tying you up and tickling you.
Cute boy looking out to see wondering when his husband will return.
Cute boy misspelling sea as see.
Cute boy playing the lute.
Cute boy first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
Cute boy covered in dust and cobwebs.
Cute boy who mistakenly thinks he's still alive.
Cute boy travelling as far south as he can.
Cute boy decapitation.
Cute boy selling candlesticks.
Cute boy disparaging the audio mixing on your latest album.
Cute boy eating rose hip jam.
Cute boy feeling the sensation of wood grain beneath his fingertips.
Cute boy with a ball of yarn.
Cute boy with nothing to lose.
Cute boy caught in the machinery.
Cute boy inspecting coral.
Cute boy whose pen just ran out of ink.
Cute boy waiting for the snow to thaw.
Cute boy on his deathbed filled with regrets.
Cute boy opening your file in a virtual machine.
Cute boy doubled over in pain.
Cute boy saying "nope!"
Cute boy who is simply better than you in every possible way.
Cute boy staring for a bit too long at your little sister.
Cute boy drawing you in MS paint.
Cute boy experiencing delirium tremens.
Cute boy quashing resistance.
Cute boy with a nasty rash.
Cute boy giving cannibalism a go.
Cute boy burping the alphabet.
Cute boy joining the choir.
Cute boy who has been thoroughly dehumanised by wider society, so it's okay.
Cute boy hesitating at the wrong moment.
Cute boy kissing a fox on the nose.
Cute boy listening to classical music out of a sense of obligation rather than because he enjoys it.
Cute boy with an afro.
Cute boy asking you where you got your shoelaces from.
Cute boy singing a song about bumblebees.
Cute boy whose outfit cost more money than you make in a year.
Cute boy falling through a portal into the elemental plane of flesh.
Cute boy mixing drinks.
Cute boy falling down the stairs.
Cute boy considering the lilies of the field.
Cute boy snapping out of it at last.
Cute boy accepting your marriage proposal.
Cute boy wearing a cute party hat.
Cute boy looking up to his big brother.
Cute boy with six fingers on one hand and four on the other.
Cute boy using nunchucks.
Cute boy exploring an abandoned hospital.
Cute boy with no hands goes up to his mother and bellows "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a cute ass.
Cute boy who can't beat a single Touhou game, even on easy mode.
Cute boy renaming his goldfish.
Cute boy who includes dangerous levels of salt and fat.
Cute boy who was already dead before this thread started, but whose corpse still has not been found yet.
Cute boy mowing the lawn in a very inefficient pattern.
Cute boy squeezing the dishtowel as tightly as he can.
Cute boy called Hamish.
Cute boy who's gone forever.
Cute boy in a cheerleader outfit.
Cute boy with no fate.
Cute boy with a poor understanding of macroeconomics.
Cute boy gawking at a locomotive engine.
Cute boy who has never given a single second's thought to the shape of the earth, and as such cannot be said to believe it to be flat or round.
Cute boy getting really into cellular automota.
Cute boy calling you a filthy whore.
Cute boy trying and failing to avoid the paparazzi.
Cute boy sharpening his kitchen knives.
Cute boy doing nothing.
Cute boy heckling you.
Cute boy undergoing a magical boy transformation.
Cute boy stepping on a snail and crying over it.
Cute boy touching your hips.
Cute boy cooked until brown and crispy.
Cute boy with no hands going up to his mother and bellowing "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a bee for a friend.
Cute boy REPEATING THE SAME POST DON'T YOU DARE THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE
Cute boy following social media trends without question.
Cute boy with an air of patheticness despite his genuinely quite impressive accomplishments.
Cute boy pleading for a second chance.
Cute boy working off his debt.
Cute boy who times out when trying to connect to 4-ch.net.
Cute boy feeling an emotion he has no name for.
Cute boy with cute tits.
Cute boy going senile.
Cute boy sterilising you in the name of eugenics.
Cute boy hatching from an egg.
Cute boy befriending the level 1 kobold.
Cute boy becoming a nun.
Cute boy misquoting an author you don't much care for anyway.
Cute boy writing a sermon on the parable of the barren fig tree.
Cute boy losing sight of what's important.
Cute boy writing the worst erotica you have ever read in your life.
Cute boy learning topology.
Cute boy unclogging your drain.
Cute boy singing a song in a language you don't understand.
Cute boy fantasising about having a sex dungeon.
Cute boy with the head of a bull.
Cute boy eating microplastics.
Cute boy who is actually a string bean.
Cute boy remembering something from decades ago.
Cute boy flinching when you try to touch him.
Cute boy who hopes to go to Valhalla when he dies.
Cute boy making news in Saitama.
Cute boy clogging your toilet.
Cute boy blushing.
Cute boy wearing shoes that are too big.
Cute boy going on strike for worse pay and shorter breaktimes.
Cute boy will be growing up terrorism!
Cute boy coding in Visual Basic.
Cute boy creating a tulpa of Bart Simpson.
Cute boy with a vore fetish.
Cute boy with borderline personality disorder.
Cute boy reading his SICP today.
Cute boy going too far, but also simultaneously not far enough.
Cute boy who can't eat raspberries any more.
Cute boy crying and throwing a tantrum when you take him to the ice cream truck.
Cute boy solving a cryptic crossword.
Cute boy waiting on the world to change.
Cute boy using you for your money.
Cute boy wants a strawberry.
Cute boy who is almost ripe.
Cute boy beating his meat.
Cute boy who is Dutch.
Cute boy poking a beached jellyfish with a stick.
Cute boy in gravy.
Cute boy fucking the police.
Cute boy who is too busy to participate in this thread.
Cute boy curious what happens next...
Cute boy who isn't.
Cute boy just fucking ending it all.
Cute boy bracing for impact.
Cute boy into the quadruple digits!
Cute boy who cannot post any longer.
Cute boy winning the game.
Cute boy eating wonton soup.
Cute boy wearing a monocle.
Cute boy defying the terms of his parole.
Cute boy picking you up and then putting you down again.
Cute boy shaving all his hair off.
Cute boy sending you anonymous hate mail.
Cute boy compressed into a .zip file.
Cute boy pointing at an egret.
Cute boy washing up on shore.
Cute boy who is a heron.
Cute boy in a cute bikini.
Cute boy making a mess of your pots and pans.
Cute boy who is hungry.
Cute boy posting this comment on 10 other pages.
Cute boy making an example of you.
Cute boy reigning supreme.
Cute boy posting the crocodile emoji and refusing to elaborate.
Cute boy carrying a lot of emotional baggage.
Cute boy eating nothing but peas for a month.
Cute boy venturing into the Great Beyond.
Cute boy carrying a huge ballsack.
Cute boy making history.
Cute boy staying pure.
Cute boy growing smaller.
Cute boy wondering if we're gonna keep up the cute boy schtick all the way up to >>1111.
Cute boy ending every sentence with ぜ.
Cute boy keeping up the cute boy schtick up to around >>1100 and then giving up.
Cute boy with an erection.
Cute boy tripping the fuse.
Cute boy suturing your slit wrists.
Cute boy throwing around the word "balderdash" with reckless abandon.
Cute boy in life, cute boy in death.
Cute boy on the other side of the hedge.
Cute boy getting eaten by a gelatinous cube.
Cute boy nudging you out of your bad habits.
Cute boy keeping a database of every captcha he has ever gotten.
Cute boy getting swept away downriver.
Cute boy whose eyes are quite beady.
Cute boy pouring you a cup of darjeeling.
Cute boy searching the internet for ways to become even cuter.
Cute boy verbatim.
Cute boy making a video essay about you.
Cute boy being hung drawn and quartered.
Cute boy who's too nice for his own good.
Cute boy risking it all for a chance at glory.
Cute boy sublimating into vapour.
Cute boy filed under the "submissive" category.
Cute boy going bankrupt.
Cute boy lying to your face.
Cute boy in a cardboard box floating down the river.
Cute boy watching it all come together.
Cute boy who is too timid to actually talk to you, AND he's only interested in anime and video games anyways. And he probably smells too.
Cute boy whose eyes are heliotrope.
Cute boy lusting after your body.
Cute boy who doesn't have enough DPS.
Cute boy playing the flute.
Cute boy eating chunks of concrete.
Cute boy who really likes his hat.
Cute boy to a first approximation.
Cute boy putting on a show for you.
Nate Dogg in the hizz-ouse~
Cute boy murdering his wife.
Cute boy having his body lusted after.
Cute boy rolling back and forth.
PINGAS
Cute boy snooping as usual.
Cute boy being infected with lycanthropy.
Cute boy chasing his dreams.
Cute boy wants a good thing.
Cute boy sitting on your face.
Cute boy in a black hooded cloak that conceals his face.
Cute boy sitting on his hands until they go numb.
Cute boy changing you for the worse.
Cute boy fleeing a burning building.
Cute boy showing you his organized list of Touhou characters.
Cute boy, the last of its kind.
∧_∧
( ´・ω・) This is the tea line. to become a tea and join the tea line.
( つ旦O
と_)_) 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦
Cute boy coming up with contrived survival horror game puzzles.
Cute boy shall prevail.
Cute boy passes on the torch to the next generation.
Cute boy joining the tea line.
Cute boy conveying disgust with his facial expression alone.
Cute boy making it, despite all the odds.
Cute boy dehumanizing himself and facing to bloodshed.
Cute boy telling everyone who said it couldn't be done to eat his juicy butthole.
Cute boy writhing around on the floor in ecstacy.
Cute boy getting a tattoo of >>1111 on his left ass cheek.
Cute boy striking the earth.
Cute boy forgot to tell you he always loved you.
Cute boy who squirms when you kiss him.
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Cute boy with RSI from spamming posts.
Cute boy hoping to still make it in.
Cute boy's cute $BJ8;z2=$1(B.
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Cute boy fucking everything up at the last minute.
Let's get to 1112 on the 11112th day of this glorious month!
Cute boy asking if you're free to mind his cat next weekend.
Frosted butts!
CUTE GIRL SWOOPING IN AT THE LAST MOMENT TO STEAL THE GET