Really wish I was having bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex right now.
You people are sick.
Putin's belligerent passion for pens beats Biden's for playing bumbler.
Belligerent bees bumbling boisterously
>>12,13
not really into guys (or bums), but i think i would like to try it out someday maybe
(sorry for lowercaseposting, but the occasion demands it)
With enough thrabesh, everything is possible!
Enough about bumsex! We need more posts!
I'm going to tell you about every game in my Steam library until we're at triple digits or I get bored.
100% Orange Juice
Pretty fun. I'm surprised there aren't more computerised board games like this out there.
Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition
Despite really enjoying RTS games when I was younger, I never really got into this one. Not sure why.
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Really good! One of my favourite horror games. The twist at the end is exquisite.
Amnesia: Rebirth
Deserves a distinction for being the only horror game to literally give me nightmares. Otherwise I wasn't as into it as the other Amnesia games. It felt a bit bloated, I think it would've been a lot stronger if it had been ~30% shorter.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
The game that originally got me into the horror genre. The plot is honestly a bit corny and mostly comes down to "you're in a spooky castle and spooky things happen", but I still kind of love it.
And Yet It Moves
Haven't played this in over a decade and don't remember it very well. I think it's just an okay puzzle game?
Anodyne
What a weird game. It really feels like a dream, the way it whips back and forth between fairly normal environments and fighting flesh monsters in the blood caverns. I liked it but I can see why others wouldn't.
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Also weird but in other ways to the prequel. I really enjoyed the mix of 3D and 2D gameplay, and the bizarre sub-worlds.
Antichamber
Had some very fun concepts.
Axiom Verge
An all time favourite of mine! Very fun, although I feel like I never 100% understood the plot. Maybe that's the point.
Baba is You
Definitely a cool concept for a puzzle game, but too often I felt like I was just solving things by trial and error rather than "working out" the solution.
BallisticNG
I have not played this yet, but it seems fun.
Bastion
Pretty cool. I love the narrator's voice.
The Beginner's Guide
I really liked this one, it does fun things with the narrative. I'm sad I had it partly spoiled for me before I played it.
Beyond Eyes
Haven't played yet.
The Binding of Isaac
I spent so many hours on this when I was younger, holy shit.
Bioshock
Haven't played yet. I hear it's good?
The Bridge
Another game I last played a decade ago and don't remember at all.
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
It's bad!
Cally's Caves 3
I remember absolutely nothing of this game.
Cats Organised Neatly
A very cute puzzle game.
Celeste
Really good. Made me cry at the end.
Chip's Challenge 1
A puzzle game I remember from when I was really young. I wasn't very good at it.
Chip's Challenge 2
I can't believe this game was in development hell for two decades. As for the game itself, it's just more of the same.
Circa Infinity
I don't remember this one? Looks like I only have nine minutes of playtime, never mind.
Cogs
Don't remember this one.
The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood
Very fun concept. I wish there were more games doing interesting things with tarot/divination. The way the game handles meaning/symbolism of cards feels a bit wonky and could maybe do with leaving a bit more to player interpretation, but honestly I'm just impressed they made it work at all.
Crayon Physics Deluxe
Last played a decade ago. Don't remember at all.
Crypt of the Necrodancer
My sense of rhythm is so bad, oh my God. Genuinely atrocious.
Cuphead
Pretty fun. The animations have an amazing amount of love and effort put into them, but it's not really my favourite style personally.
Dark Souls III
Neat, but I preferred the first one.
Detention
A very interesting horror game. I feel like it was scariest at the beginning, though.
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition
Haven't played it.
Disco Elysium
Really painful to play as someone who wants to do the right thing and solve all the problems. The harshness and hopelessness is the point, though, and the writing is some of the best I've seen in a video game.
Divinity: Original Sin 2
Pretty fun. I really liked the environmental interactions.
Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition
Haven't played it.
Doki Doki Literature Club
Weirdly, this one actually struck a bit too close to home for me, and I couldn't finish it.
Don't Starve
It's okay. I'm not crazy about the whole crafting/survival genre honestly.
Donut County
Like a comfy, relaxing version of Katamari Damacy, which is a niche that I really needed.
Dorfromantik
A cute puzzle game. Seems to go 50/50 between producing beautiful idyllic landscapes and producing nonsense fields in the middle of forests and train lines twenty metres long.
Dota 2
Why is this in my Steam library? I have never touched this and never will.
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Pretty fun. I should go back and finish it.
Duke Nukem 2
Another one I played when I was very young. Quite nostalgic for me.
Dungeon of the Endless
Cool game with some interesting mechanics. I don't think I ever actually managed to beat it.
Dungeon Siege
I don't remember this one.
Dwarf Fortress
An old favourite. Somehow I never got along with the Steam release. The overhaul of the labour interface just doesn't give me the control I want, and all the keyboard shortcuts (e.g. in the build menu) are messed up. I'd probably be fine if I just gave it a few hours, but whatever.
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
It's Skyrim. I don't know what more to say.
The End if Nigh
Didn't get as into it as Super Meat Boy. Maybe it deserves another chance, I don't know.
Eversion
Pretty neat.
Fallout: New Vegas
I wasn't as wild about it as some people seemed to be, but it's a solid CRPG. The factions were well designed, especially Caesar's Legion.
Fez
I remember it being pretty fun, but it's been a very long time.
Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone
The only things I remember about this one are a) the AI for controlling your NPC allies is stunningly good b) you can go into people's houses and steal their underwear.
Gone Home
I don't remember this one at all. I think the twist at the end had something about lesbians? But maybe I'm misremembering.
Grim Dawn
An okay hack-and-slash. I wasn't super inspired by it.
Gris
A very pretty and relaxing game. I liked the water area.
Half-Life 2
Pretty fun. The gravity gun was very satisfying to use.
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Never played it.
Half-Life 2: Episode One
It was okay. The one bullet challenge was fun.
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
See you, space gnome...
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
I don't remember exactly, but I think this was just a tech demo?
Half-Life Deathmatch: Source
Never played.
Hammerfight
Don't remember this at all. I think I just got it as part of a bundle or something.
A Hat in Time
Very fun. I should go back and finish this some time.
Heart of the Woods
An okay yuri visual novel. The ghost girl was cute.
Hidden Folks
Very fun. There should be more games like this.
Highway Blossoms
Another okay yuri visual novel. The whole treasure hunt thing was a good core for the plot.
Hollow Knight
An excellent metroidvania. As someone with a phobia of isopods, I'm glad they at least put the isopod enemies in the scariest area, where they belong.
htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary
I remember this one being very frustrating and janky to play.
I Make Saints
An okay walking simulator. Not sure what the ending was about, unless it's just calling you a paedophile?
Inside
Pretty cool. I enjoyed being a huge blob at the end.
Katamary Damacy Reroll
Hell yeah, I'm going to go listen to the Katamary Damacy OST right now.
Klocki
A pretty basic puzzle game. Not much to say.
La-Mulana
This is really stupid, but something horrible happened to me IRL right after I started playing this, and I forever associate the game with that now.
Limbo
It's okay.
Long Live the Queen
Really stressful! I couldn't get past being invaded and forcibly married to some shitty guy no matter how many times I reloaded past saves.
Lorelai
Pretty neat.
Maiden & Spell
Okay, but I've played much better danmaku games. Maybe my standards are too high.
The Messenger
A really good game. I always forget the name of this one because it's so generic.
Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk
Pretty cool. I kinda wonder if entering your name at the start actually does anything, I can't remember it even coming up in the dialogue at all?
Milk Outside a Bag of Milk Outside a Bag of Milk
Okay, but I feel like the prequel was better.
Minoria
I really wanted to like this one, but it felt a bit half-baked, especially with things like the leveling system and lack of enemy variety. The slug girl was cute, though.