Cute boy graduating from clown college.
Cute boy with a clowngirl fetish.
Cute boy getting creampied.
Cute boy yelling at a racoon.
Cute boy botching his autoappendectomy.
Cute boy who is flaccid.
Cute boy making the worst mistake of his life.
Cute boy sensing something is amiss.
Cute boy growing into a cute man.
Cute boy who will never sing again.
Cute boy cuddling a baby pelican.
Cute boy in 2D.
Cute boy developing an eating disorder.
Cute boy moving to rural France.
Cute boy being turned inside out.
Cute boy eating raw chicken.
Cute boy under investigation by INTERPOL.
Cute boy headbanging.
Cute boy summoning a succubus for sexual and also non-sexual reasons.
Cute boy who exists in a way that never even occurred to you.
Cute boy falling down a bottomless pit.
Cute boy rolling his eyes after hearing your sincerely held political beliefs.
Cute boy who has lost faith in Hinduism.
Cute boy finishing the race at last.
Cute boy who is yellow (but not in the meaning of the word that you thought of first, nor in the meaning you thought of second).
Cute boy consenting to amputation.
Cute boy made of flesh and blood, just like you.
Cute boy getting his fingernails pierced.
Cute boy spreading awareness of leukaemia.
Cute boy eating a kumquat.
Cute boy seeing something that will traumatise him forever.
Cute boy feeling jealousy when seeing a pigeon eating berries from a bush.
Cute boy drawn in an unusual artstyle.
Cute boy from whose perspective you are upside down.
Cute boy flattening you in a giant flower press.
Cute boy holding a balloon.
Cute boy riding a rainbow.
Cute boy possessed by a ghost.
Cute boy wearing too many clothes.
Cute boy choosing to forget everything that has ever upset him.
Cute boy becoming reliant on spoons.
Cute boy masturbating while thinking of you.
Cute boy drinking pomegranate juice.
Cute boy staying in one place for 24 hours.
Cute boy with a video game addiction.
Cute boy who is genuinely happy with how his life is going.
Cute boy telling you a secret.
Cute boy who will fuck you but won't kiss you.
Cute boy disappearing under suspicious circumstances.
Cute boy mourning something he hasn't even lost yet.
Cute boy with a below average number of legs.
Cute boy responding to your message with LOL.
Cute boy manifesting as nothing but a barely perceptible chill in the air.
Cute boy asking what all the commotion is!
Cute boy wearing a bisexual pride pin.
Cute boy attempting to dismantle your workplace from the inside.
Cute boy who smells of burning flesh.
Cute boy who doesn't want to be alive anymore.
Cute boy at an intermediate level.
Cute boy asking you how to defeat the crab.
Cute boy who, relative to you, may as well be a god.
Cute boy who is unsure who he is.
Cute boy who is unsure what he is.
Cute boy who is unsure where he is.
Cute boy who is sure that he is a cute girl.
Cute boy entering through the window.
Cute boy doing the laundry very slowly.
Cute boy who feels the rotation of the Earth.
Cute boy finding reasons not to do anything.
Cute boy with five different debuffs on him at once.
Cute boy who thinks of himself as an object.
Cute boy who does not speak Spanish and never will.
Cute boy at the mercy of his parents.
Cute boy watching extremely violent media.
Cute boy falling into a giant pitcher plant and slowly being digested while still alive.
Cute boy creating his own language.
Cute boy with no hair anywhere on his body.
Cute boy who fancies a tomato.
Cute boy whose enclosure is too small and lacks enrichment.
Cute boy using you as a human shield.
Cute boy spontaneously combusting.
Cute boy whose favourite film is Shrek 2.
IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY
Cute boy bestowing a knighthood upon you in recognition of your services to the kingdom.
Cute boy mastering his fears.
Cute boy enjoying the sensation of suncream being applied to his back.
Cute boy wearing a rather fetching low cut dress.
Cute boy seeding life onto other planets.
Cute boy vaping directly into your face.
Cute boy playing with a kitten.
Cute boy drinking beer directly out of the keg.
Cute boy trying to find out what an aspergillum is.
Cute boy mourning the death of Steve Jobs.
Cute boy centring his own narrative over those of people more directly affected.
Cute boy carefully considering the advice of his local imam.
Cute boy eating an overcooked yam.
Cute boy lost in the jungle three days from civilisation.
Cute boy in his own world.
Cute boy being run over by a horse and cart.
Cute boy losing count of how many tentacles the octopus has.