Cute boy renaming his goldfish.
Cute boy who includes dangerous levels of salt and fat.
Cute boy who was already dead before this thread started, but whose corpse still has not been found yet.
Cute boy mowing the lawn in a very inefficient pattern.
Cute boy squeezing the dishtowel as tightly as he can.
Cute boy called Hamish.
Cute boy who's gone forever.
Cute boy in a cheerleader outfit.
Cute boy with no fate.
Cute boy with a poor understanding of macroeconomics.
Cute boy gawking at a locomotive engine.
Cute boy who has never given a single second's thought to the shape of the earth, and as such cannot be said to believe it to be flat or round.
Cute boy getting really into cellular automota.
Cute boy calling you a filthy whore.
Cute boy trying and failing to avoid the paparazzi.
Cute boy sharpening his kitchen knives.
Cute boy doing nothing.
Cute boy heckling you.
Cute boy undergoing a magical boy transformation.
Cute boy stepping on a snail and crying over it.
Cute boy touching your hips.
Cute boy cooked until brown and crispy.
Cute boy with no hands going up to his mother and bellowing "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a bee for a friend.
Cute boy REPEATING THE SAME POST DON'T YOU DARE THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE
Cute boy following social media trends without question.
Cute boy with an air of patheticness despite his genuinely quite impressive accomplishments.
Cute boy pleading for a second chance.
Cute boy working off his debt.
Cute boy who times out when trying to connect to 4-ch.net.
Cute boy feeling an emotion he has no name for.
Cute boy with cute tits.
Cute boy going senile.
Cute boy sterilising you in the name of eugenics.
Cute boy hatching from an egg.
Cute boy befriending the level 1 kobold.
Cute boy becoming a nun.
Cute boy misquoting an author you don't much care for anyway.
Cute boy writing a sermon on the parable of the barren fig tree.
Cute boy losing sight of what's important.
Cute boy writing the worst erotica you have ever read in your life.
Cute boy learning topology.
Cute boy unclogging your drain.
Cute boy singing a song in a language you don't understand.
Cute boy fantasising about having a sex dungeon.
Cute boy with the head of a bull.
Cute boy eating microplastics.
Cute boy who is actually a string bean.
Cute boy remembering something from decades ago.
Cute boy flinching when you try to touch him.
Cute boy who hopes to go to Valhalla when he dies.
Cute boy making news in Saitama.
Cute boy clogging your toilet.
Cute boy blushing.
Cute boy wearing shoes that are too big.
Cute boy going on strike for worse pay and shorter breaktimes.
Cute boy will be growing up terrorism!
Cute boy coding in Visual Basic.
Cute boy creating a tulpa of Bart Simpson.
Cute boy with a vore fetish.
Cute boy with borderline personality disorder.
Cute boy reading his SICP today.
Cute boy going too far, but also simultaneously not far enough.
Cute boy who can't eat raspberries any more.
Cute boy crying and throwing a tantrum when you take him to the ice cream truck.
Cute boy solving a cryptic crossword.
Cute boy waiting on the world to change.
Cute boy using you for your money.
Cute boy wants a strawberry.
Cute boy who is almost ripe.
Cute boy beating his meat.
Cute boy who is Dutch.
Cute boy poking a beached jellyfish with a stick.
Cute boy in gravy.
Cute boy fucking the police.
Cute boy who is too busy to participate in this thread.
Cute boy curious what happens next...
Cute boy who isn't.
Cute boy just fucking ending it all.
Cute boy bracing for impact.
Cute boy into the quadruple digits!
Cute boy who cannot post any longer.
Cute boy winning the game.
Cute boy eating wonton soup.
Cute boy wearing a monocle.
Cute boy defying the terms of his parole.
Cute boy picking you up and then putting you down again.
Cute boy shaving all his hair off.
Cute boy sending you anonymous hate mail.