Kirito was exploring a new area of the SAO virtual world when he stumbled upon a strange object that looked like a computer. It had a label that read "PC-9821" and it was covered in dust and grime, as if it had been forgotten for years. Kirito, being the curious and adventurous character that he is, decided to take a closer look.
Kirito: "What is this? I've never seen anything like it before."
Asuna: "It looks like a PC-9821, a Japanese computer from the 1980s. But why are you so interested in it?"
Kirito: "I just found it out here, in the wild. I thought it might be something useful or valuable."
Asuna: "Useful? Valuable? I don't think so. It's just an old computer."
Kirito: "But it's a PC-9821. I've heard they're rare and collectible."
Asuna: "Rare, maybe. But collectible? I doubt it. They're just obsolete technology."
Kirito: "I'm going to find out for myself. I'll just have to see if it's got any hidden treasures."
Kirito began to examine the PC-9821, opening up the case and looking at the components. He was surprised to find that the computer was in working order, albeit a bit slow by today's standards. As he was tinkering with the computer, he noticed something unusual about one of the expansion ports.
Kirito: "This port is different from the others. It's wider than the rest."
Asuna: "What are you doing, Kirito? What are you looking for?"
Kirito: "Nothing, just trying to figure out how this thing works."
Asuna: "Kirito, I don't think you should be messing with that. It could be dangerous."
Kirito: "I'm just curious, that's all. I wonder what would happen if I put something in there?"
Kirito took a closer look at the port and noticed that it was shaped like a cylinder. He suddenly had an idea and reached for his pocket.
Kirito: "I just might find out."
Asuna: "Kirito, what are you doing?!"
Kirito: "I'm just having a little fun. This is going to be interesting."
Kirito inserted his penis into the expansion port and to his surprise, it fit perfectly. The PC-9821 was silent as Kirito began to move back and forth, his face a mix of curiosity and excitement.
Kirito: "This is unbelievable! (to Asuna) Told you it was interesting."
Asuna: (horrified) "Kirito, what are you doing? That's not funny!"
Kirito: "I'm just having a little fun. This is the most unique experience I've ever had."
As Kirito continued to experiment with the PC-9821, he found that the expansion port was actually designed for storage purposes. The computer could read and write data to his penis, which was a bizarre but fascinating concept.
Kirito: "This is like a real-life data drive. I can't believe I found this."
Asuna: "Kirito, this is sick! You can't treat a computer like that!"
Kirito: "I can do what I want with my own body. This is the most unique and exciting experience of my life."
In the end, Kirito continued to experiment with the PC-9821 and its expansion port, using his penis as a sort of data drive. He was fascinated by the idea of using his body as a means of storing and retrieving information, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and adventure.
Kirito: "This has been an unforgettable experience. I can't wait to see what other secrets this old computer holds."
Asuna: "Kirito, I thought you were better than this. He's just using the computer for his own selfish purposes."
In the end, Kirito's encounter with the NEC PC-9821 was a reminder that sometimes the most unexpected discoveries can be found in the most unlikely places.
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