Shitty Haiku thread advanced (15)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11140 03:55

Though winter is cold,
And I am discomforted,
I won't wear mittens.

2 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11140 09:01

nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nig

3 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11140 12:52

( ・ω・) Hello everyone!
( ・ω・) Pleased to make your acquaintance.
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

4 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11140 22:56

It's not in the box.
I don't know where it went, but
It's not in the box.

5 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11140 23:29

Allah is Great
Death to America
Death to Israel

6 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11141 15:23

Cocks in my anus
I'm a gay man who loves cum
Please fuck my mouth hole

7 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11142 23:51

Punctual Gomez
Post deleted by user.
My name is Squeeks and...

8 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 11:31

Cute girl cock and balls
Girthy girlschlong down your throat
Girlscrotum slaps chin

9 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-11143 21:49

JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS
JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS
JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS

10 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 22:17

Dog eat dog eat dog
Dog eat dog eat dog eat dog
Dog eat dog eat dog

11 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 22:59

I stand in the rain
Surrounded by dumbass kids
I hate this damn town.

12 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 23:15

We're sorry we lost
The last line of this haiku

13 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11144 00:04

Here is a big box
I don't remember buying.
Should I return it?

14 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11159 18:32

I hate all of you
shitbreathing asspocket fucks
Please have a nice day.

15 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11165 20:24

I like my mother
She smells like chocolate milk
And potato chips.

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