Jackin' my Johnny to Jeff
I was at a bar and I put my glass of light beer on a coaster.
Had sex with my wife and jacked off to gay porn that night.
Male nipple play
A guy at my work sneezed and I said gbless youh and cupped his balls
I got a Macbook Pro with an M4 chip and built in AI Neuro drive engine
I was playing naked billiards with my homie and I had to lean across the table to reach a difficult shot, and as I leaned over, my nutsack brushed against the billiard balls (a foul move)
trouser snakes
I'd quite fancy putting my snake in your tunnel, if you know what I mean.