[Father Beady] Confession Box [SINS] [SPIRITUAL ADVISE] (12)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11568 12:14

( ・-・) time to confess your DQN quality sins and receive the holy penance

2 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11568 14:05

I didn't take my pills today.

3 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11568 14:37

Father Beady, please grant me forgiveness. I put off doing the washing up and then didn't bother showering.

4 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11568 15:48

I masturbated thrice before noon

5 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11569 02:03

I took >>2's pills and force-fed them to >>3

6 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11569 21:49

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　 /_Lヽ　>>2 Your soul is doomed to the sixth layer of Hell, sorry there's nothing more I can do for you.
　(.　|　)　>>3 You're going to the third layer of Hell, sorry there's nothing more I can do.
　( ・-・)　>>4 Second layer of Hell. Nothing I can do.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ　>>5 This one actually got you closer to Heaven.

7 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 07:24

According to Dante, the sixth layer of hell is where heretics spend eternity entombed in flaming crypts, which implies that the pills >>2 didn't take were anti-heresy pills.

Father Beady, will God forgive me if I order my anti-heresy pills from Canada?

8 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 08:28

Please forgive me Father Beady for I have sinned. I put hot sauce on the communion wafers because I thought the congregation would find it too bland.

9 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 10:22

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　 /_Lヽ　
　(.　|　)　>>7 It's heresy not to order your pills directly from me and take them.
　( ・-・)　>>8 I still can't feel my tongue! Seventh layer of Hell.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ　

10 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 12:03

I used to dry-hump a teddy bear in my childhood (before I had even learned to read). My mother had seen it many times but she didn’t seem to mind.

11 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 14:44

Priests don't wear mitres, retard

12 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11570 15:00

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　 /_Lヽ　>>10 That's fucked. You're fucked. I don't even know what happens to people who commit sins like that.
　(.　|　)　I don't think they'd let you into Hell, the best you could hope for is being cursed to wander the Earth forever like Cain or something.
　( ・-・)　At any rate, it goes without saying that you're never seeing the light of Heaven.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ　>>11 God said I could have one because I'm special.
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