What would be the best food served on a naked girl? (90)

1 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 01:46 ID:MaJ8fkEJ

Try to think about something oryginal...

Damn it! I have no idea, but I wish you'll tell me :)

2 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 02:33 ID:kxR5Ag1R

Nothing runny, like a stew. Nor food that has to be carved or sliced (ouch).

Dim-sum dumplings? Sushi? Crepes? Scones? Smoked salmon?

3 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 11:12 ID:Yb0naZrE

Try to put some habanero sauce on the girl and then lick it off her. If you'll be able to lick it all then she's yours :P

4 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 11:19 ID:NlQUh6wl

CORN FLAKES

5 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 13:08 ID:Yb0naZrE

With or without milk?

6 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 20:06 ID:HzUUlEEw

Bulgogi

7 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 22:33 ID:8xpm9VXe

What?

8 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 01:57 ID:Heaven

Soft-boiled eggs. Naked girls even come equipped with twin egg cups for a cozy romantic meal.

9 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 18:01 ID:6unDWDRO

PIZZA

10 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 23:20 ID:Heaven

>>9
how erotic

11 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 15:00 ID:oKWtrrYQ

>>1
If you really mean 'served', as in a meal presented for consumption, I'd go with any kind of dish that is designed for presentation and is 'bite-sized'. That is one of the reasons sushi does so well when served on a naked girl, it can be presented in a appealing manner and be eating with as little work as possible by the consumer.

If you mean 'served', as in eating stuff off of a naked woman, I'll assume this is a sex game and you'll want foods that tactilely(sp?) pleasing to the girl such as hot and/or cold. Since this a game you want a certain measure of control as well, such as food that comes in a 'squeezable' container like various sauces/condiments. One of the reasons whipped cream and chocolate are popular. Plus you'll want to be inventive with it's use, like playing word games and such.

So for presentation, things that can bee eaten in 'bite-size' portions and for sex games, hot and/or cold chocolate sauce/syrup

12 Name: Alexander!DxY0NCwFJg 2006-01-26 15:45 ID:dVxrjMDO

>>11 is an extremely good post, but unfortunately doesn't mention mayo.

13 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 15:52 ID:oKWtrrYQ

Isn't mayo a condiment?

14 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 19:17 ID:PMl+qTKE

>>11 I liked the word games part. Did you mean something like "kuri to risu"?

15 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 19:18 ID:PMl+qTKE

>>9 Damn Ninja turtle...

16 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-27 05:39 ID:oKWtrrYQ

>>14

I'm sure most games deal with "kuri to risu", or at least should end up there ;)

I was thinking more along the lines of practicing your kanji, or Q&A.

17 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-27 22:23 ID:E3Xk2Jpu

since when did 4-ch become world4ch.....
these threads are getting more retarded all the time, I seriously don't care if this site gets shut down anymore... thanks...

18 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 05:01 ID:NWIZJnRp

hot sauce

19 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 15:35 ID:Heaven

I'm with >>17.

20 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 17:58 ID:Heaven

>>17 >>19
A board and its threads are only as retarded as you make them.

21 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-03 01:52 ID:Heaven

>>15

ROFL

22 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-06 08:54 ID:mVP4J3jx

fondue

OUCH!

23 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-10 03:31 ID:qKYI/xZ2

gummy bears. beastiality?

24 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-11 06:38 ID:Heaven

fish

25 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 07:48 ID:YMyC0jJI

>>17 should learn to accept the fact that sometimes things are funny and he is not.

In complete seriousness:

I'd go to a recipe site and search for appetizers. They're usually great to eat with your hands and as long as you'd find something not too messy you should be set.

California rolls and any other kind of sushi rolls should work good too.

But if you're going for romance instead of performance art, I'd stick to fruit and small cakes. I'd use the "would I want to kiss her after munching a giant plate of it" rule right there.

26 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 07:54 ID:YMyC0jJI

>>25 again

http://www.imagesupplyhouse.net/store/product.php?productid=16308

Mini waffles might work too :o for some reason waffles always remind me of morning-after breakfast, anyway.

27 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 12:07 ID:O0U6KF7z

Who likes bukake ^_^?

28 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-14 15:55 ID:Heaven

>>9
loli haet pizza

29 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-15 10:05 ID:Or2lYSaC

BUFFALO WINGS

30 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-16 22:31 ID:VBtTEb1q

seamen

31 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-17 15:32 ID:37fq7Tku

seamen? You mean sailors :P?

32 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-28 01:10 ID:K6H7PP9A

Bukkake... udon... o.o

33 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-28 15:35 ID:Heaven

Steak tartare, with an egg.

34 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-04 00:32 ID:3r8qgRw/

wow.. but are there really places that serves food on a naked girl?

(i think they did that one time in
surreal life..)

35 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-05 18:36 ID:F+rQvXw5

I saw a magazine article - National Geographic? - about "nyotai-mori" with a Geisha girl flat on a table with sushi arranged on top. Supposed to be very expensive.

Personally, I prefer serving something you don't eat with utensils on myself. Imagine cherry tomatoes...ouch

36 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-13 16:03 ID:Heaven

>>35
oh yes i think so,but it is hard to find a restraunt in japan,it must be made by chinese or korean.

37 Name: Briant : 2006-05-21 05:44 ID:Zxbt6Fbb

Three words...Artificial Spary Cheese :)

38 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-07-30 09:57 ID:rkWlBV10

Sashimi~!~!

39 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-07-31 21:38 ID:+OlPGxKu

Anpan! >:D

40 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-08-03 22:19 ID:JmZ4/awk

Mongolian barbecue. Just for the hell of it.

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