ever tried rice....
ummm.... rice that tastes good cause u can put almost anything with it....
rice with eggs...
rice with chicken...
rice with chicken noodle soup...
rice with eggplant...

name ur rice dish...

fried rice with rice and rice sauce... baked in rice oil with

I see you we're having breakfeast!
So what's it?
Riceburgers...
Aaahhh riceburgers the cornerstone of a healthy diet!
What kind of?
Cheesericeburgers...
No I mean: whe're did you get them? Wendy's, Jack-in-the-box?
Big Riceburger
Oooh I see that's that Japanese joint right?
Can I have a bite?
Sure.
HHHHHHMMMM, this is, a tasty burger!
Vincent, you ever had Big Riceburgers? You should try some
No, I'm not hungry.
What's in there?
Sake.
Mind if take some of your tasty sake to wash it all away?
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Hmmm that hits the spot!

Nattou donburi!

I like eating rice off of women.

You should try getting some lobster. It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?

>>2 Damn you mademe want a riceburger, are they hard to do on your on? :o

rice and adobo,
rice and lechon,
rice and soy sauce,
rice and bannana ketchup,
rice and balut,
rice and spam,
rice and chocolate meat,
rice and bannana,
rice and bagoong,

Rice with century egg,
rice with monitor lizard curry,
rice with Bush's lies,
rice with apology juice,
rice with Iraqi oil and blood...