ITT we tell the poster above us why their favorite game sucks (479)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-03 05:20 ID:QLhp9ZtD

There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.

For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.

My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3

No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.

201 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-13 21:36 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>200
Nothing

Columns Crown

202 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-14 13:11 ID:ytbMQcVC

This game almost gave me a seizure due to playing one game literally for HOURS. I then spent DAYS seeing blocks everywhere.

OpenLieroX

203 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-14 14:22 ID:pcidQ+4h

Too complicated for real-time: Soldat is a better choice.

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

204 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-15 21:07 ID:EELSnE7N

Started the wave of casual DDR shit. Also, enjoy shitloads of public domain music.

Jet Set Radio Future

205 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-15 22:53 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>204
Some of the remixes kinda sucked compared to their original songs.

Radia Senki

206 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-18 17:04 ID:fYNxOSIm

>>205

Tecmo, the minds behind Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, making an RPG? Why don't I just kick myself in the balls for a few hours and call it a game, yeah?

Panzer Dragoon Saga.

207 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-20 22:57 ID:EELSnE7N

Too goddamn expensive.

Fallout 1

208 Name: NewChallenger!OHssXGjkyo : 2009-04-21 00:11 ID:ytbMQcVC

Not enough weapons, world map too small.

Fallout 2

209 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-21 18:41 ID:DCQqitDv

Fallout 2: Electric Boogaloo; Same as the first basically but with slightly improved graphics.

Team Fortress 2

210 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-24 00:35 ID:DzvR/GiM

The same damn classes with the same damn strategy every time.

Portal

211 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-24 05:44 ID:aa3673WI

Can't see shit, captain and now I'm dead because of it.

Startropics 2

212 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-24 14:10 ID:pcidQ+4h

Two Words... SNOW. CAVES.

Final Fantasy XI

213 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-25 00:55 ID:7xZjErTw

Played one MMORPG you played them all.

Unreal Tournament

214 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-25 06:16 ID:reDCxiR6

Played one FPS you played them all.

Jet Grind Radio

215 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-26 07:16 ID:3P9vjuSd

I liked it better when it was called shitty music and terrible gameplay.

A Boy and His Blob

216 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-27 14:51 ID:pcidQ+4h

Hero ya go, I hope you can figure out where you want to go, the crazy ass path you have to go to get there, and can always remember what beans do what! also, don't use that lime (was it lime?) jellybean until you need it!

Assassin's creed

217 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-29 00:09 ID:BYoizj4T

Do stupid puzzle, walk to the next, kill dude, rinse, repeat.

Crysis

218 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-29 00:26 ID:L1GxVuI+

WHY DOESN'T A BULLET TO THE HEAD KILL THESE NORTH KOREAN FAGGOTS?

pokemon silver

219 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-04-29 00:48 ID:rNjmT8/9

Gold had better Pokemons

Europa Universalis III

220 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-02 09:05 ID:BfUZMBqp

Every time you play is basically the same and it takes days to do anything.

King's Bounty

221 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-02 23:30 ID:V5AdAmXF

Everyone's sick of medieval romanticism

Rhythm Tengoku

222 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-03 04:26 ID:aa3673WI

>>221
I liked it better when it was called Wario Ware

Wario Ware (the first one)

223 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-04 17:41 ID:EELSnE7N

Then Rhythm Tengoku comes along and perfects the formula

Parappa the Rapper

224 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-04 18:20 ID:DCQqitDv

Push the buttons that go along with the music; Repeat until you win the game.

Team Fortress 2

225 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-04 21:20 ID:IccjFK0h

Kiddy FPS with shitty unbalanced gameplay.

Team Fortress 2

226 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-05 15:41 ID:Heaven

Infinite loop

Elona

227 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-06 01:26 ID:KXhuYWw9

Pff, only scrubs need graphics in their roguelikes.

Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II:Dwarf Fortress

228 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-06 19:31 ID:5R+T2syI

LMAO 2CAT!!11!!!!!1!!

Roller coaster tycoon 2

229 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-07 15:31 ID:DCQqitDv

THERE'S VOMIT EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE!

Team Fortress 2

230 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-07 17:56 ID:pcidQ+4h

Everything that's been said before

Tribes: Vengeance

231 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-11 17:47 ID:7xZjErTw

I liked it when it was called Unreal Tournament

Dragon Quest Heroes : Rocket Slime

232 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-12 14:15 ID:pcidQ+4h

I hope you like revisiting old stages again. And again. And Agaaaaaaaaiiin. COLLECTING THINGS FTW. Oh well, at least the music is bouncy.

Final Fantasy Legend 2: The Revengenating

233 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-13 23:01 ID:aa3673WI

>>232
"Well, I finally beat Apollo! Time to go defeat that Arsenal!"
And then the game just felt making sure you NEVER got there. If you got surprise attacked, you were pretty much fucked.

Top Hunter: Roddy and Cathy

234 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-14 22:06 ID:X1z35+rl

Five stages are not enough.

Perfect world

235 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-14 22:35 ID:7xZjErTw

The intro song.

Diablo

236 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-14 23:52 ID:X1z35+rl

There is no prostitution option.

237 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-15 00:32 ID:4kaQ/Hon

>>236 i'll pick up for ya

Opoona

238 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-20 15:13 ID:EDxAOWcy

>>237
Has the word poo in it.

Runescape.

239 Name: woo!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2009-05-20 16:01 ID:MU41dyJi

Bored of the same games on steam? Problem Solved! http://steamcommunity2009.tk/ is the new European server, which offers 1 free game, TODAY ONLY, To all steam users! I Got BF2!

240 Name: woo!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2009-05-20 16:01 ID:MU41dyJi

Bored of the same games on steam? Problem Solved! http://steamcommunity2009.tk/ is the new European server, which offers 1 free game, TODAY ONLY, To all steam users! I Got BF2!

241 Name: woo!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2009-05-20 16:01 ID:MU41dyJi

Bored of the same games on steam? Problem Solved! http://steamcommunity2009.tk/ is the new European server, which offers 1 free game, TODAY ONLY, To all steam users! I Got BF2!

242 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-22 09:29 ID:V5AdAmXF

>>238
Just like other MMORPGS, too much grinding and too many dumb people around. You don't even get to look at pretty graphics.

Cave Story

243 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-22 14:21 ID:Heaven

I kept expecting to hear the metroid overworld theme. Also, they didn't make a sequel...

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

244 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-25 00:26 ID:EELSnE7N

Wasn't as wowing as the first

Monster Party

245 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-25 00:32 ID:aa3673WI

Inspired that halfass eversion game.

Crystal defenders

246 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-25 04:36 ID:EELSnE7N

Woah, it's FFT AND a tower defense game? ONLY SLOW PACED AND WITHOUT THE FUN OF EITHER!? COUNT ME IN!

Cactus Arcade

247 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-26 02:12 ID:aa3673WI

Shitty game compilation

Retro Game Challenge

248 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-27 10:48 ID:EELSnE7N

Shitty game compilation

Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World

249 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-28 07:22 ID:aa3673WI

Shitty game compilation

Sonic Mega Collection +

250 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-28 15:59 ID:DPd8iWmw

One good game isn't a collection.

Fallout 2

251 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-05-29 02:28 ID:EELSnE7N

It's been done twice already. Also, broke the compilation chain.

Penumbra: Black Plague

252 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-13 01:36 ID:dTLkSumA

More dark corridors.

Mirror's Edge (PC)

253 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-15 15:21 ID:pcidQ+4h

Now I'm even more terrified of heights. Thanks for making the fall from huge buildings so damn realistically terrifying.

E.V.O. The search for Eden.

254 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-17 02:34 ID:qCrvud/k

it sucks because its old

Monster Hunter Freedom 2

255 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-17 06:42 ID:Heaven

some of the monsters look really gay

Dead Space

256 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-17 22:50 ID:TO4+M+zS

didnt scare me at all for a horror game

Shadow of the Colossus

257 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-19 15:38 ID:pcidQ+4h

You should be able to squash those dudes at the end, but NOOOOO

Soul Nomad & The World Eaters

258 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-22 04:54 ID:EELSnE7N

lol antialiasing? What's that?

Donkey Kong '94

259 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-24 03:20 ID:7xZjErTw

Breaking your leg when you fall from really high, and while recovering from that, something comes and kills you.

Golden Eye

260 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-24 05:07 ID:qZ0zvnYf

The paintball gun is totally retarded

TES III: Morrowind

261 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-24 05:34 ID:goDvPrm1

Everyone actually likes Oblivion better, but they lie about it to seem more "hardcore."

Dragon Warrior IV

262 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-06-24 14:31 ID:pcidQ+4h

Accents - especially the russian ones. You're supposed to make them SOUND russian, not just be bad at english.

Nox

263 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-03 05:56 ID:EELSnE7N

It's 2000. Adventure games are dead. Move on.

River City Ransom

264 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-03 14:14 ID:WaKjw2vw

Guy 1:Damn, I want to keep making games, but I don't have any original ideas, or art!

Guy 2:Not a problem - you can rip off Double Dragon AND use all the art you made for that dodgeball game!

Guy 1:Brilliant!

Shin Megami Tensei

265 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-08 06:04 ID:FSmQDb4J

Spoiler: [spoiler]Playing SMT will not make you japanese.[/spoiler]

StarFox 2

266 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-08 16:14 ID:zW7HTClJ

Charging sound is vomit-worthy.

Nox

267 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-09 04:38 ID:7xZjErTw

No one plays it anymore, so online games are non-existant.

Odell Down Under

268 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-10 18:37 ID:WaKjw2vw

I'd rather play E.V.O. frankly. I hear spore is nice, though.

Every RPGMAKER game ever.

269 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-11 06:49 ID:tNeouKbk

The only ones that don't suck are Enter the Doom Chapter 1: Lucido Attack and Yume Nikki

Touhou

270 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-12 10:18 ID:Z/kwmWUU

It's not really a game any more as much as it is a PIG DISGUSTING fanbase.

Ski-free

271 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-13 00:25 ID:EELSnE7N

Goddamn Yeti

Sonic Rush

272 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-13 03:18 ID:Heaven

If it didn't exist we could lawl and say there hasn't been a good Sonic game since 1994.

Super Mario 64

273 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-13 14:59 ID:WaKjw2vw

It wasn't long enough... sob.

E.T. for the nes.

274 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-20 22:06 ID:c/qDOzsJ

This sucks major balls as it does not exist, but still it's vastly superior to the original Atari 2600 version.

Spacewar!

275 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-21 05:48 ID:V5AdAmXF

Graphics were over-produced.

Xenosaga

276 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-21 15:01 ID:6GK1aPnW

Do you like movies? Good! Do you Like Video Games? Good! Would you like to see what they're like together!? Awesome! The rest of you can go to hell. Also, I've never seen a difficulty ramp up so high since the first Mother game.

Wrecking Crew

277 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-21 20:34 ID:EELSnE7N

Everyone was too busy playing Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. to give a shit.

Wrecking Crew '98

278 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-23 19:47 ID:kRaSfJrU

Old man money making scheme.

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

279 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-24 01:00 ID:EELSnE7N

"The Great Mighty Poo"

Ai Cho Aniki

280 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-25 00:26 ID:7xZjErTw

Homoeroticism (though thats actually half the fun of the game)

Grim Fandango

281 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-25 18:20 ID:kRaSfJrU

It's an adventure game.

Diablo

282 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-25 20:06 ID:HzIbDlCI

>>281
It's taking too long for Diablo 3 to come out.

Valkyria Chronicles

283 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-27 00:09 ID:EELSnE7N

Not enough people bought it.

Ikaruga

284 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-27 11:59 ID:Wm0lSmzm

Too easy.

Futari Ultra

285 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-29 01:51 ID:DoGckpiZ

>>284

Boring

Mother 2

286 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-29 02:05 ID:DoGckpiZ

>>285
Already been done.

Pokemon Blue

287 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-30 01:36 ID:kRaSfJrU

Clearly inferior to Pokemon Yellow, as you cannot talk to your eternal stalker: Pikachu.

Age of Mythology

288 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-30 08:33 ID:Heaven

I'm more of a browser, retro, and indie gamer myself; but surprisingly my favorite game is the first

Ratchet and Clank

289 Name: Shinketsu : 2009-07-30 15:56 ID:DoSjJljR

Since the last poster BROKE the chain, I'm gonna get it going again.

In response to Age of Mythology: It's like the other actually GREAT game Age of Empires, just without an actual balance of units.

Phantasy Star IV

290 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-30 18:56 ID:rsFpmy/6

A game I don't know HAS to suck!

SSX On Tour

291 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-30 20:31 ID:rsFpmy/6

>>290

SSX is snowboarding, and that's LAME!

Sims 3

292 Name: Shinketsu : 2009-07-30 21:38 ID:DoSjJljR

>>290
You don't know it because you're a PS2 generation kid.
lol

293 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-07-31 19:29 ID:pcidQ+4h

admit it - you bought the sims, had fun for a while, and then degraded into torturing them until you got bored and stopped playing. Then you bought sims 2 - and skipped to the torture. Now in sims 3, you're just hoping they programmed in self-termination of your sims...

Kid Icarus

294 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-01 08:18 ID:EELSnE7N

Nobody cared because they had Metroid.

Steel Empire (Genesis)

295 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-02 06:46 ID:JJQwBvX1

Japan does it better.

Vagrant Story

296 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-04 14:31 ID:pcidQ+4h

Where to begin, really? Let's just say that if you want to get the good weapons, be prepared to spend hours doing pointless grinding to max out your weapons, re-forge them, and max them out again.

Etrian Odyssey

297 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-04 20:14 ID:EELSnE7N

F.O.E. D:

The Specialists (HL mod)

298 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-17 15:57 ID:KXhuYWw9

Kung fu is broken, also roleplaying servers.

Final Fantasy Tactics.

299 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-17 20:47 ID:pcidQ+4h

Alright! Super awesome ultra move... GO! Attack that panel 5-panel! Hey, where are you all going? W-wait! No! Don't move out of the way! great, now he's useless for like 10 turns!

Lifeline (ps2)

300 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2009-08-19 17:59 ID:KXhuYWw9

"Dodge! Shoot the eye! No, dammit, stop! You need those health packs!"

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