There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.
For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.
My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
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Roller coaster tycoon 2
THERE'S VOMIT EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE!
Team Fortress 2
Everything that's been said before
Tribes: Vengeance
I liked it when it was called Unreal Tournament
Dragon Quest Heroes : Rocket Slime
I hope you like revisiting old stages again. And again. And Agaaaaaaaaiiin. COLLECTING THINGS FTW. Oh well, at least the music is bouncy.
Final Fantasy Legend 2: The Revengenating
>>232
"Well, I finally beat Apollo! Time to go defeat that Arsenal!"
And then the game just felt making sure you NEVER got there. If you got surprise attacked, you were pretty much fucked.
Top Hunter: Roddy and Cathy
Five stages are not enough.
Perfect world
The intro song.
Diablo
There is no prostitution option.
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>>238
Just like other MMORPGS, too much grinding and too many dumb people around. You don't even get to look at pretty graphics.
Cave Story
I kept expecting to hear the metroid overworld theme. Also, they didn't make a sequel...
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Wasn't as wowing as the first
Monster Party
Inspired that halfass eversion game.
Crystal defenders
Woah, it's FFT AND a tower defense game? ONLY SLOW PACED AND WITHOUT THE FUN OF EITHER!? COUNT ME IN!
Cactus Arcade
Shitty game compilation
Retro Game Challenge
Shitty game compilation
Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World
Shitty game compilation
Sonic Mega Collection +
One good game isn't a collection.
Fallout 2
It's been done twice already. Also, broke the compilation chain.
Penumbra: Black Plague
More dark corridors.
Mirror's Edge (PC)
Now I'm even more terrified of heights. Thanks for making the fall from huge buildings so damn realistically terrifying.
E.V.O. The search for Eden.
it sucks because its old
Monster Hunter Freedom 2
some of the monsters look really gay
Dead Space
didnt scare me at all for a horror game
Shadow of the Colossus
You should be able to squash those dudes at the end, but NOOOOO
Soul Nomad & The World Eaters
lol antialiasing? What's that?
Donkey Kong '94
Breaking your leg when you fall from really high, and while recovering from that, something comes and kills you.
Golden Eye
The paintball gun is totally retarded
TES III: Morrowind
Everyone actually likes Oblivion better, but they lie about it to seem more "hardcore."
Dragon Warrior IV
Accents - especially the russian ones. You're supposed to make them SOUND russian, not just be bad at english.
Nox
It's 2000. Adventure games are dead. Move on.
River City Ransom
Guy 1:Damn, I want to keep making games, but I don't have any original ideas, or art!
Guy 2:Not a problem - you can rip off Double Dragon AND use all the art you made for that dodgeball game!
Guy 1:Brilliant!
Shin Megami Tensei
Spoiler: [spoiler]Playing SMT will not make you japanese.[/spoiler]
StarFox 2
Charging sound is vomit-worthy.
Nox
No one plays it anymore, so online games are non-existant.
Odell Down Under
I'd rather play E.V.O. frankly. I hear spore is nice, though.
Every RPGMAKER game ever.
The only ones that don't suck are Enter the Doom Chapter 1: Lucido Attack and Yume Nikki
Touhou
It's not really a game any more as much as it is a PIG DISGUSTING fanbase.
Ski-free
Goddamn Yeti
Sonic Rush
If it didn't exist we could lawl and say there hasn't been a good Sonic game since 1994.
Super Mario 64
It wasn't long enough... sob.
E.T. for the nes.
This sucks major balls as it does not exist, but still it's vastly superior to the original Atari 2600 version.
Spacewar!
Graphics were over-produced.
Xenosaga
Do you like movies? Good! Do you Like Video Games? Good! Would you like to see what they're like together!? Awesome! The rest of you can go to hell. Also, I've never seen a difficulty ramp up so high since the first Mother game.
Wrecking Crew
Everyone was too busy playing Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. to give a shit.
Wrecking Crew '98
Old man money making scheme.
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
"The Great Mighty Poo"
Ai Cho Aniki
Homoeroticism (though thats actually half the fun of the game)
Grim Fandango
It's an adventure game.
Diablo
>>281
It's taking too long for Diablo 3 to come out.
Valkyria Chronicles
Not enough people bought it.
Ikaruga
Too easy.
Futari Ultra
Clearly inferior to Pokemon Yellow, as you cannot talk to your eternal stalker: Pikachu.
Age of Mythology
I'm more of a browser, retro, and indie gamer myself; but surprisingly my favorite game is the first
Ratchet and Clank
Since the last poster BROKE the chain, I'm gonna get it going again.
In response to Age of Mythology: It's like the other actually GREAT game Age of Empires, just without an actual balance of units.
Phantasy Star IV
A game I don't know HAS to suck!
SSX On Tour
>>290
You don't know it because you're a PS2 generation kid.
lol
admit it - you bought the sims, had fun for a while, and then degraded into torturing them until you got bored and stopped playing. Then you bought sims 2 - and skipped to the torture. Now in sims 3, you're just hoping they programmed in self-termination of your sims...
Kid Icarus
Nobody cared because they had Metroid.
Steel Empire (Genesis)
Japan does it better.
Vagrant Story
Where to begin, really? Let's just say that if you want to get the good weapons, be prepared to spend hours doing pointless grinding to max out your weapons, re-forge them, and max them out again.
Etrian Odyssey
F.O.E. D:
The Specialists (HL mod)
Kung fu is broken, also roleplaying servers.
Final Fantasy Tactics.
Alright! Super awesome ultra move... GO! Attack that panel 5-panel! Hey, where are you all going? W-wait! No! Don't move out of the way! great, now he's useless for like 10 turns!
Lifeline (ps2)
"Dodge! Shoot the eye! No, dammit, stop! You need those health packs!"
Starsiege:Tribes
These flying vehicles are sure to enhance teamplay! Now let's ignore them entirely while we abuse a physics bug that lets Heavies move like Scouts!
Star Control 2
>admit it - you bought the sims, had fun for a while, and then degraded into torturing them until you got bored and stopped playing. Then you bought sims 2 - and skipped to the torture. Now in sims 3, you're just hoping they programmed in self-termination of your sims...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
It's TOO good - They still haven't topped it.
Patapon
patapon is a mindless indy game. still fun tho.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
execution of the story wasnt really up to par, fun nontheless
Gotcha Force
Computer AI sucks
Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA
Lags to the point of unplayability, though that might be my fault for putting it in CSO format.
My girlfriend is the PRESIDENT ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Gcw6skLdM )
It's not about American presidents in skirts.
Tales of Phantasia
Never liked the LBMS, didn't get to finish the game, the cartridge died, receptacles, connectors, all that crap.
Luisure Suit Larry
>>310
It's a shitty rip off of Leisure Suit Larry.
DMC3
>>311
Nothing new under the sun.
Sonic The Hedgehog 1 (Megadrive/Genesis)
>>312
Not as good as the Master System version
Ys 3
Wait, you mean the Jurassic Park game, right?
Yup, Tresspasser: Jurrasic Park (by Dreamworks Interactive)
Not enough bullets. Needs more bullets. And caravan mode could've used more bullshit.
Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman!
Who needs a title when you can just make a pun out of a pop culture reference?
Tech Romancer
Game sucks balls, also has a gay name.
Unlike Final Fantasy VII.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Ai Senshi Nicol
Never came out in the states, thats why it sucks.
Uncharted
I thought it will be about making maps.
Jet Set Willy
Sounds like it's about a penis, which it probably is.
Chakan: The Forever Man.
Is a boring platformer with a generic antihero.
Sid Meier's Pirates
I don't remember any shanty in that.
Sim City (any)